Sebastian: Take yourself, for example. 'You're a very attractive woman. You have killer legs, I'd love to photograph them.' That was the old me. Now I'm cured.
Katherine: Whenever I feel a temptation, I turn to God and he helps me through it.
Katherine: When I get done with Cecil she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area and Court's new girl will be damaged goods.
Annette: It's my belief that people should experience the act of love until they are in love. I just don't think people of our age are mature enough to make that decision.
Annette: Listing my qualities on your fingers is not going to get you anywhere with me. The best you can hope for is my friendship & you're really walking a fine line at that.
Sebastian: Ronald, emails are for geeks and pedophiles. Be romantic. Write her another letter.
Katherine: Eat me Sebastian. It's alright for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecil. God forbid I exult confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in or are you out?
Katherine: Cecil, everybody does it, it's just that nobody talks about it.
Sebastian: Katherine, the only thing you're going to be riding is me.
Sebastian: It's not like you have a husband, unless you're married to Jesus.
Sebastian: I just came to tell you I'm leaving.
Annette: Where are you going?
Sebastian: Back to the city. I may go to the South of France for the rest of the summer. I just can't take your games anymore.
Annette: What games?
Sebastian: Oh, come on. You're hot one minute, you're cold the next. You make me feel inadequate.
Annette: Well, I guess if that's how I make you feel, then it's best that you're leaving.
Sebastian: Good for you.
Annette: Sebastian, I don't want us to part on bad terms.
Sebastian: Well, I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter. You're a hypocrite, and I don't associate with hypocrites.
Annette: How am I a hypocrite?
Sebastian: Oh please, Annette. You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love, well here it is, right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just fucked. I'll move on but you are going to have to spend the rest of your life knowing that you turned your back on love and that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.
Katherine: Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her, it's over you. You were very much in love with her and you're still in love with her, but it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don't you get it? You're just a toy Sebastian, a little toy I like to play with, and now you've completely blown it with her. I think it's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Cheers.
Katherine: So I assumed you've came here to make some arrangements, but unfortunately, I don't fuck losers.
Sebastian: Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say to rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you is the only time I've been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in other's misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeeded in hurting the first person I loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession: my journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy, assorted collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth, then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you.
Annette: I know this sounds really trite, but sometimes when I can't go on, I turn to Jesus and he helps me through it.
Katherine: However dark the cloud, there is always a silver lining. It might be hard to see but what we should learn from this experience is to be true to ourselves and to resist the temptation of peer pressure. As student body president I've tried to set an example in myself. Unfortunately, the one person I could not reach out to in time was my step-brother Sebastian. I know he's looking down on us today and... I know he's looking down on us today and he would want me to say, he would want me to say, 'Katherine!' He would want me to say, 'Katherine, I'm sorry!' What is going on?! Don't you people have any respect?!
Friday, December 3, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
Vampire Diaries: Katherine
Witches and their spells. So many people to sacrifice.
Living out of a suitcase is better than dying so you can have your blood spilled over a silly little rock.
I already killed you once, I can easily do it again.
Werewolves are practically extinct. They mainly exist in books and really bad movies.
I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.
Kiss me or kill me. We both know you're only capable of one.
I wanted out of the tomb. Doesn't matter the price. Of course I knew you would die.
Your pretty little outfit is gonna need a good dry clean.
That is too sad for me to accept, my lord. Life is too cruel... if we cease to believe in love, why would we want to live?
It's okay to love them both. I did.
Living out of a suitcase is better than dying so you can have your blood spilled over a silly little rock.
I already killed you once, I can easily do it again.
Werewolves are practically extinct. They mainly exist in books and really bad movies.
I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.
Kiss me or kill me. We both know you're only capable of one.
I wanted out of the tomb. Doesn't matter the price. Of course I knew you would die.
Your pretty little outfit is gonna need a good dry clean.
That is too sad for me to accept, my lord. Life is too cruel... if we cease to believe in love, why would we want to live?
It's okay to love them both. I did.
Monday, October 25, 2010
Grey's Anatomy: April Kepner
Did you know I grew up on a farm? I grew up on a farm so you know, blood, blood doesn’t bother me. I slaughtered a pig once, that’s a lot of blood. Bleeding like a stacked pig, that’s a saying, to bleed like a pig, it means something. But you don’t think of people as having that much blood. You learn in med school how many pints we all have in us, but you don’t realize it until you see it, you don’t get how much blood can escape our bodies. Oh my god, she’s just, she’s like almost anorexic, she’s five pounds. You wouldn’t think she had that much blood in her but she did, she did. Reid’s dead, someone shot her!
My name is April Kepner. I’m 28 years old. I was born on April 23 in Ohio. I’m from Columbus, Ohio. My mom, my mom is a teacher and my dad is a farmer. Corn, he grows corn. Their names are Karen and Joe. I have three sisters, Libby, I’m next and then there’s Kimmie and Alice. I haven’t done anything yet. I’ve barely lived. I’m not finished; no one’s loved me yet. Please, I’m someone’s child, a person. I’m a person.
It’s just been easier to help out with this stuff. It’s easier coming back as that than coming back as the doctor who made a mistake and killed someone, killed someone’s mom. I’m not sure I can be that person. So if you’re not sure that you need me, then maybe I shouldn’t be here.
Now move! Or I will run you down.
When I was little, I ... I wanted a pony too, and you know what happened ... I, uh, worked really hard, and I got one.
Sparkle... that was the name of my pony.
It's weird, it's weird, it's weird. I mean he's old and mean. He's like the Grinch.
You deserve for people to like you.
I missed a little step, one simple step. When we follow the protocols we don't skip steps. People live, simple as that. You know you're right. I probably won't be chief resident, but the checklists work. You can't tell me they don't.
I'm a virgin. That doesn't make it drinks conversation. We all have stuff we don't talk about.
Now move! Or I will run you down.
My name is April Kepner. I’m 28 years old. I was born on April 23 in Ohio. I’m from Columbus, Ohio. My mom, my mom is a teacher and my dad is a farmer. Corn, he grows corn. Their names are Karen and Joe. I have three sisters, Libby, I’m next and then there’s Kimmie and Alice. I haven’t done anything yet. I’ve barely lived. I’m not finished; no one’s loved me yet. Please, I’m someone’s child, a person. I’m a person.
It’s just been easier to help out with this stuff. It’s easier coming back as that than coming back as the doctor who made a mistake and killed someone, killed someone’s mom. I’m not sure I can be that person. So if you’re not sure that you need me, then maybe I shouldn’t be here.
Now move! Or I will run you down.
When I was little, I ... I wanted a pony too, and you know what happened ... I, uh, worked really hard, and I got one.
Sparkle... that was the name of my pony.
It's weird, it's weird, it's weird. I mean he's old and mean. He's like the Grinch.
You deserve for people to like you.
I missed a little step, one simple step. When we follow the protocols we don't skip steps. People live, simple as that. You know you're right. I probably won't be chief resident, but the checklists work. You can't tell me they don't.
I'm a virgin. That doesn't make it drinks conversation. We all have stuff we don't talk about.
Now move! Or I will run you down.
Grey's Anatomy: Jackson Avery
Wow, Trauma Room Barbie.
In my family, I’m the pretty one. You know, my eyes, my smile, my body. You should see me without my shirt on, it’s ridiculous. But my family is smart, driven, crazy over achievers. They look like they’re smart, they don’t look like me, which has its perks, except that my family treated me like I’m pretty. They expected nothing from me, ever. They never pushed me, so I had to push myself, hard. I didn’t tell them I was taking the MCAT until after I aced it. My point is, you can’t just change your hair. You want to be unforgettable. You want to be mousy. You can’t just change your hair. You have to actually change. Just saying.
About the wonders of medicine. About how as surgeons we’re meant to push boundaries and do what no one’s ever done. It’s cheesy what it is. And you hear it enough times at your grandparents dinner table, you can’t help but want to be a surgeon when you grow up.
I hate it when they know I’m related to him. The way they treat me, the way they watch me, as soon as they find out. I know the name has helped but he is not easy, brilliant, but really not easy to be related to.
They’re fighting over me or more the idea of me.
No it’s not a waste. It’s exactly what my grandfather had in mind when he came up with the stupid thing. Find some way to keep surgeons motivated, make them take it to the next level, even if they’re already at the top of their game. That’s exactly what it did today.
Just tell them that he's gonna feel pretty awful. That he lived and his brother died. That every time he feels glad to be alive, he'll hate himself for it. Just tell them to look out for it. He won't want to talk about it, but he'll be glad they know.
Anybody want my soup? It's reminding me of pancreatic fluid.
She's a girl. Girls cry.
We are not close. That is not something we do.
You got to be kidding me with this crap, Lexie. Nobody has just one soul mate. That'd be such a dumb system.
You really want to be dating a guy, two women, and a baby?
In my family, I’m the pretty one. You know, my eyes, my smile, my body. You should see me without my shirt on, it’s ridiculous. But my family is smart, driven, crazy over achievers. They look like they’re smart, they don’t look like me, which has its perks, except that my family treated me like I’m pretty. They expected nothing from me, ever. They never pushed me, so I had to push myself, hard. I didn’t tell them I was taking the MCAT until after I aced it. My point is, you can’t just change your hair. You want to be unforgettable. You want to be mousy. You can’t just change your hair. You have to actually change. Just saying.
About the wonders of medicine. About how as surgeons we’re meant to push boundaries and do what no one’s ever done. It’s cheesy what it is. And you hear it enough times at your grandparents dinner table, you can’t help but want to be a surgeon when you grow up.
I hate it when they know I’m related to him. The way they treat me, the way they watch me, as soon as they find out. I know the name has helped but he is not easy, brilliant, but really not easy to be related to.
They’re fighting over me or more the idea of me.
No it’s not a waste. It’s exactly what my grandfather had in mind when he came up with the stupid thing. Find some way to keep surgeons motivated, make them take it to the next level, even if they’re already at the top of their game. That’s exactly what it did today.
Just tell them that he's gonna feel pretty awful. That he lived and his brother died. That every time he feels glad to be alive, he'll hate himself for it. Just tell them to look out for it. He won't want to talk about it, but he'll be glad they know.
Anybody want my soup? It's reminding me of pancreatic fluid.
She's a girl. Girls cry.
We are not close. That is not something we do.
You got to be kidding me with this crap, Lexie. Nobody has just one soul mate. That'd be such a dumb system.
You really want to be dating a guy, two women, and a baby?
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Mrs. H
Look, you’re funny okay. But you’re also very intelligent, and you’re just wasting it by always being the class clown. Just wasting it.
You should do exactly what you want to do, but make sure you graduate from school first.
You know Liberty, it’s tough for any coach, balancing winning, having some fun.
What’s not fair is that Rick Murray is dead as an indirect of your bullying.
Suspend? A boy died. Another one is confined to a wheelchair for what might be for the rest of his life. I know you’re sorry, but it does not change what you did.
You should do exactly what you want to do, but make sure you graduate from school first.
You know Liberty, it’s tough for any coach, balancing winning, having some fun.
What’s not fair is that Rick Murray is dead as an indirect of your bullying.
Suspend? A boy died. Another one is confined to a wheelchair for what might be for the rest of his life. I know you’re sorry, but it does not change what you did.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Minor Characters
Diane: Who needs two hundred pounds drooling all over them all the time?
Diane: It’s just the way I am. I know what I want and I act on it.
Diane: Come on, women don’t want another episode of This Old House. They want a little romance. They want to know they’re special. Spike is special to you right? So prove it. Show her what’s in your heart. Just remind her why she fell in love with you in the first place. Woo her.
Kevin Smith: Even in my own films I don't get the girl. I get Jay, and sometimes a monkey.
Kevin Smith: Spinner, the only thing I know is that making a movie with a bunch of high school kids is worse than making a movie with Ben Affleck... way worse.
Kevin Smith: I'm a fat guy from New Jersey, I've had girl trouble.
Kevin Smith: In my movie, Kevin Smith gets to dance with Caitlin Ryan.
Kevin Smith: Degrassi, that's a wrap!
Kevin Smith: Folks, I would like to raise a simple toast... to Degrassi!
Kevin Smith: Girl trouble? Dude, I’m a fat guy from New Jersey. Yeah, I’ve had girl trouble. I might write and direct the movies, I never get the girl. I always wind up with Jay, some cases a monkey. But you know what I found, when my heart gets broken, throw yourself into work, man. Go home start writing a song. Go write a song for a movie, a movie directed by a fat Star Wars nerd, who hangs around high schools during prom, talks about broken heart musician types. What part of this don’t you understand?
Kevin Smith: Did you need see me ten minutes ago? I flat out caught the prom queen. Do you know what kind of huge karmic debt that is to pay back? I gotta pay it forward, man.
Kevin Smith: Craig, do not let this fool mack on your broad just because he’s been in a couple movies.
Kevin Smith: I’ve always been a huge fan of Canada, obviosuly. I like your country, like it a lot. You don’t invade other countries. You kinda hang back, try to go unnoticed so that you don’t get invaded, which is very sweet.
Kevin Smith: I’m creepy. I’ve got a real thing for pretty girls who chain themselves to trees and say ‘aboot’.
Kevin Smith: Sir. What ‘flirting with disaster’ over here is trying to say, is just go already, man. I don’t know what you’re doing hanging around the halls of DeGrassi all summer anyways. Just find some summer music program with Coldplay. Just find some excuse to just go hang out with your old lady in London. You know, what could be better than that? It beats this.
Kevin Smith: If you look at it, more democrats went to see Shrek 2 last year than voted in the election, so what’s there to get excited about, or aboot?
Kevin Smith: Just don’t settle alright, you know, for somebody else’s idea of what the real world is. You’re just far too cool a chick for that. Pick your own real world. You deserve that much.
Kevin Smith: Distracted, huh? Let me guess, by some acid tongued, raven haired beauty from the wrong side of the tracks, maybe?
Jay Mewes: Oh, Snap, Silent Bob! Canadian Ninja's. Hip Hip doogin!
Jay Mewes: How the hell did she get to be principal when she doesn’t speak gooder English like us Americans?
Jay Mewes: You are the ones with the filthy potty mouths. These guys keep talking about the periodic table.
Mr. Del Rossi: Look, you're my boy and I love you. You're the best son a father could ever want. But this part of you I don't want to know, I can't know about!
Mr. Del Rossi: I’m just saying. You guys are young. It should be girls, girls, girls.
Mr. Del Rossi: Marco, for a parent to raise a homosexual, it’s like a failure, an embarrassment.
Mr. Del Rossi: People leave Marco. You have to live your own life.
Mrs. Del Rossi: It breaks my heart that because you’re gay that these people hate you.
Andrea: Don't get all Ugly Betty on me!
Mrs. Nash: Don't cause a scene, Eleanor! Just shut up, smile, and wave.
Mrs. Nash: Ha ha, like the cartoon. That’s priceless.
Mrs. Nash: Partners, huh? Do you run a business together or is it pairs figure skating?
Mrs. Nash: Do they let you people into the military now? Do you redecorate the enemy into surrendering?
Dr. Sally: Now if you do decide to have sex then it much be condoms, condoms, condoms. And that kind of respect is key in heterosexual and same sex relationships.
Dr. Sally: Guys get nervous too. Talk to him. Talk to him some more.
Tracker: Money’s important but so is my pride.
Jeff: Teachers giving out condoms suggests that kids should be having sex.
Mrs. Kerwin: Ashley, sanity has left the building.
Amy: What does he see in that bloodless freak bag?
Sully: Be careful Jimmy. Although, it is nice of you to date the creepy chicks, leave the hot ones for us.
Rick Murray: One, it’s not your fault Jimmy’s such a control freak. Two, you don’t have to listen to him.
Rick Murray: Let me make one thing clear. I don’t like that tone of voice. It makes me feel stupid, alright?
Rick Murray: Terri, you’re beautiful and smart, and sweet, talented. Can you blame for thinking a guy loves like I do?
Rick Murray: I understand what girl’s night means, Terri. I just don’t see why you need one. So you can talk about me?
Rick Murray: I have a right to education. Look, what I did to Terri last year was horrible. I’m getting therapy. I’ve changed.
Rick Murray: The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. It is the quality of the brave, not the coward.
Rick Murray: When you speak, I listen. You’re my guide.
Rick Murray: They ruined it Emma. They’re life ruiners. Everyone laughing.
Chris: Well unlike my man Slim Shady over there, I actually read it.
Dr. Sally: Being sexually responsible means being prepared. But the best form of protection is abstinence.
Zane: You can only stuff yourself in the closet for so long.
Zane: All this drama because you don't think gay guys can play football.
Miss Oh: Charm doesn't get good grades in my class. Hard work does.
Bianca De Sousa: I expect a junkie's kid to be a little more street smart.
Mrs. Dawes: Sometimes a friendship can crumble under the stress of one person wanting more than the other, but if you can move on, you can probably save that friendship.
Tyler: Pissed? Go on, sucker punch me in the other ear and flee town. That’s your move, isn’t it? Or do you kill and run these days. Because the kid died this time, didn’t he, hero?
Nate: I’ve had more conversations with the janitor than I’ve had with you.
Nate: There isn’t enough antibiotic in the world that would make me kiss you. And that little smooch in the hall the other day. Who knows what I caught from that? Thanks so much.
Hospital person: A chair’s only a prison if you let it be.
Record Manager: This is a buddy slash love story, okay man! it’s not the place for whiney girls impersonating Kate Bush accompanied by Bon Jovi wannabes!
Girl: Oh that makes sense. Peter invited her. He does go for girls like that.
Tim: You’re like my Yoda.
Tim: You see my father thinks acting is a waste of time. What do you think Marco? You know, about acting, about pretending to be someone you’re not?
Tim: When you act, you’re like Pacino. You fool everybody.
Lynus: So I’m a freak, it’s better than being a homo.
Matt Oleander: Extra points for smiling.
Matt Oleander: Okay, see me after class, we’ll have a lesson on respect.
Matt Oleander: Paige I can’t be expected to sign up for this boring routinized life you’ve got.
Jimmy’s dad: You can’t afford to chase these little dreams. The answer is no.
Serena: You made my life hell and the worst part, you don’t remember doing it.
Damien: You can’t just fake this stuff. You either feel it or you don’t. And when you do feel it, it’s like time stops.
Mel: Lexie, if you are so against stripping, then why are you working here?
Mel: I have seen plenty of girls do this. If you go out there, it changes you.
Diane: It’s just the way I am. I know what I want and I act on it.
Diane: Come on, women don’t want another episode of This Old House. They want a little romance. They want to know they’re special. Spike is special to you right? So prove it. Show her what’s in your heart. Just remind her why she fell in love with you in the first place. Woo her.
Kevin Smith: Even in my own films I don't get the girl. I get Jay, and sometimes a monkey.
Kevin Smith: Spinner, the only thing I know is that making a movie with a bunch of high school kids is worse than making a movie with Ben Affleck... way worse.
Kevin Smith: I'm a fat guy from New Jersey, I've had girl trouble.
Kevin Smith: In my movie, Kevin Smith gets to dance with Caitlin Ryan.
Kevin Smith: Degrassi, that's a wrap!
Kevin Smith: Folks, I would like to raise a simple toast... to Degrassi!
Kevin Smith: Girl trouble? Dude, I’m a fat guy from New Jersey. Yeah, I’ve had girl trouble. I might write and direct the movies, I never get the girl. I always wind up with Jay, some cases a monkey. But you know what I found, when my heart gets broken, throw yourself into work, man. Go home start writing a song. Go write a song for a movie, a movie directed by a fat Star Wars nerd, who hangs around high schools during prom, talks about broken heart musician types. What part of this don’t you understand?
Kevin Smith: Did you need see me ten minutes ago? I flat out caught the prom queen. Do you know what kind of huge karmic debt that is to pay back? I gotta pay it forward, man.
Kevin Smith: Craig, do not let this fool mack on your broad just because he’s been in a couple movies.
Kevin Smith: I’ve always been a huge fan of Canada, obviosuly. I like your country, like it a lot. You don’t invade other countries. You kinda hang back, try to go unnoticed so that you don’t get invaded, which is very sweet.
Kevin Smith: I’m creepy. I’ve got a real thing for pretty girls who chain themselves to trees and say ‘aboot’.
Kevin Smith: Sir. What ‘flirting with disaster’ over here is trying to say, is just go already, man. I don’t know what you’re doing hanging around the halls of DeGrassi all summer anyways. Just find some summer music program with Coldplay. Just find some excuse to just go hang out with your old lady in London. You know, what could be better than that? It beats this.
Kevin Smith: If you look at it, more democrats went to see Shrek 2 last year than voted in the election, so what’s there to get excited about, or aboot?
Kevin Smith: Just don’t settle alright, you know, for somebody else’s idea of what the real world is. You’re just far too cool a chick for that. Pick your own real world. You deserve that much.
Kevin Smith: Distracted, huh? Let me guess, by some acid tongued, raven haired beauty from the wrong side of the tracks, maybe?
Jay Mewes: Oh, Snap, Silent Bob! Canadian Ninja's. Hip Hip doogin!
Jay Mewes: How the hell did she get to be principal when she doesn’t speak gooder English like us Americans?
Jay Mewes: You are the ones with the filthy potty mouths. These guys keep talking about the periodic table.
Mr. Del Rossi: Look, you're my boy and I love you. You're the best son a father could ever want. But this part of you I don't want to know, I can't know about!
Mr. Del Rossi: I’m just saying. You guys are young. It should be girls, girls, girls.
Mr. Del Rossi: Marco, for a parent to raise a homosexual, it’s like a failure, an embarrassment.
Mr. Del Rossi: People leave Marco. You have to live your own life.
Mrs. Del Rossi: It breaks my heart that because you’re gay that these people hate you.
Andrea: Don't get all Ugly Betty on me!
Mrs. Nash: Don't cause a scene, Eleanor! Just shut up, smile, and wave.
Mrs. Nash: Ha ha, like the cartoon. That’s priceless.
Mrs. Nash: Partners, huh? Do you run a business together or is it pairs figure skating?
Mrs. Nash: Do they let you people into the military now? Do you redecorate the enemy into surrendering?
Dr. Sally: Now if you do decide to have sex then it much be condoms, condoms, condoms. And that kind of respect is key in heterosexual and same sex relationships.
Dr. Sally: Guys get nervous too. Talk to him. Talk to him some more.
Tracker: Money’s important but so is my pride.
Jeff: Teachers giving out condoms suggests that kids should be having sex.
Mrs. Kerwin: Ashley, sanity has left the building.
Amy: What does he see in that bloodless freak bag?
Sully: Be careful Jimmy. Although, it is nice of you to date the creepy chicks, leave the hot ones for us.
Rick Murray: One, it’s not your fault Jimmy’s such a control freak. Two, you don’t have to listen to him.
Rick Murray: Let me make one thing clear. I don’t like that tone of voice. It makes me feel stupid, alright?
Rick Murray: Terri, you’re beautiful and smart, and sweet, talented. Can you blame for thinking a guy loves like I do?
Rick Murray: I understand what girl’s night means, Terri. I just don’t see why you need one. So you can talk about me?
Rick Murray: I have a right to education. Look, what I did to Terri last year was horrible. I’m getting therapy. I’ve changed.
Rick Murray: The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. It is the quality of the brave, not the coward.
Rick Murray: When you speak, I listen. You’re my guide.
Rick Murray: They ruined it Emma. They’re life ruiners. Everyone laughing.
Chris: Well unlike my man Slim Shady over there, I actually read it.
Dr. Sally: Being sexually responsible means being prepared. But the best form of protection is abstinence.
Zane: You can only stuff yourself in the closet for so long.
Zane: All this drama because you don't think gay guys can play football.
Miss Oh: Charm doesn't get good grades in my class. Hard work does.
Bianca De Sousa: I expect a junkie's kid to be a little more street smart.
Mrs. Dawes: Sometimes a friendship can crumble under the stress of one person wanting more than the other, but if you can move on, you can probably save that friendship.
Tyler: Pissed? Go on, sucker punch me in the other ear and flee town. That’s your move, isn’t it? Or do you kill and run these days. Because the kid died this time, didn’t he, hero?
Nate: I’ve had more conversations with the janitor than I’ve had with you.
Nate: There isn’t enough antibiotic in the world that would make me kiss you. And that little smooch in the hall the other day. Who knows what I caught from that? Thanks so much.
Hospital person: A chair’s only a prison if you let it be.
Record Manager: This is a buddy slash love story, okay man! it’s not the place for whiney girls impersonating Kate Bush accompanied by Bon Jovi wannabes!
Girl: Oh that makes sense. Peter invited her. He does go for girls like that.
Tim: You’re like my Yoda.
Tim: You see my father thinks acting is a waste of time. What do you think Marco? You know, about acting, about pretending to be someone you’re not?
Tim: When you act, you’re like Pacino. You fool everybody.
Lynus: So I’m a freak, it’s better than being a homo.
Matt Oleander: Extra points for smiling.
Matt Oleander: Okay, see me after class, we’ll have a lesson on respect.
Matt Oleander: Paige I can’t be expected to sign up for this boring routinized life you’ve got.
Jimmy’s dad: You can’t afford to chase these little dreams. The answer is no.
Serena: You made my life hell and the worst part, you don’t remember doing it.
Damien: You can’t just fake this stuff. You either feel it or you don’t. And when you do feel it, it’s like time stops.
Mel: Lexie, if you are so against stripping, then why are you working here?
Mel: I have seen plenty of girls do this. If you go out there, it changes you.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Drew Torres
Labels create problems.
For a genius, you're not very smart.
The most important thing when talking to any girl is self-confidence.
If you know you're in charge, girls will know you're in charge.
For a genius, you're not very smart.
The most important thing when talking to any girl is self-confidence.
If you know you're in charge, girls will know you're in charge.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Jenna Middleton
KC, that girl collects boys like other people collect ringtones.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Fiona Coyne
It's not exactly running away if you tell your mom where you're going.
You're ridiculous! Friends have no secrets.
You're ridiculous! Friends have no secrets.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: K.C. Guthrie
Anytime you get intimate with a girl, there are strings attached
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Alli Bhandari
Denial isn't just a river down you know where.
If it looks like a boyfriend and acts like a boyfriend, it's a boyfriend.
Dancing equals confidence, which equals coolness, which equals getting invited to all the best parties and getting Drew, or someone like Drew as my boyfriend.
If it looks like a boyfriend and acts like a boyfriend, it's a boyfriend.
Dancing equals confidence, which equals coolness, which equals getting invited to all the best parties and getting Drew, or someone like Drew as my boyfriend.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Caitlyn Ryan
Love isn't about luck. It's about being with the right person.
Ha ha, just like a man. Never wants to rush into anything.
Just remember that they’re teenagers, that’s all I’m gonna say.
He’s dating a woman who irons her sheets. It’s not right.
Hey Craig, it’s usually a big load of it when grownups give you ‘these are the best years of your life’ stuff, but my wish for you Craig, is that these really are. So happy birthday.
Here’s your story for you: Local insensitive reporter pummeled by famous colleague.
I’m sick of seeing AIDS viewed solely as a homosexual disease. I tried to do something about it before. Last year, I even went to Africa. One word: educated. If you’re interesting in volunteering, I’ve got some friends we can talk to.
Don’t pull the family card because if it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t even have a roof over your head, remember!?
Ha ha, just like a man. Never wants to rush into anything.
Just remember that they’re teenagers, that’s all I’m gonna say.
He’s dating a woman who irons her sheets. It’s not right.
Hey Craig, it’s usually a big load of it when grownups give you ‘these are the best years of your life’ stuff, but my wish for you Craig, is that these really are. So happy birthday.
Here’s your story for you: Local insensitive reporter pummeled by famous colleague.
I’m sick of seeing AIDS viewed solely as a homosexual disease. I tried to do something about it before. Last year, I even went to Africa. One word: educated. If you’re interesting in volunteering, I’ve got some friends we can talk to.
Don’t pull the family card because if it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t even have a roof over your head, remember!?
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Clare Edwards
A person can be good and mixed up all at the same time.
If I wanted to get KC back, I wouldn't need fake boobs to get him.
Gandhi said, "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."
If I wanted to get KC back, I wouldn't need fake boobs to get him.
Gandhi said, "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Darcy Edwards
Manny’s choreography is more fun than going to the beach.
I wish we could purge Paige. If anyone deserved to fall off her high horse, it’s her.
I have a tip for you. The flirting: lame.
Hey Paige, I guess I’m the only one not sorry to see you go. I know you had sex with Spinner last year. I thought you were above being a low grade hoe, guess I was wrong.
How can I believe someone who’s made such enormous life mistakes?
Unless you got knocked up on purpose, then you’ve got bigger life issues.
I want to try out some lifts because wimps lift weights and cheerleaders lift people.
I wish we could purge Paige. If anyone deserved to fall off her high horse, it’s her.
I have a tip for you. The flirting: lame.
Hey Paige, I guess I’m the only one not sorry to see you go. I know you had sex with Spinner last year. I thought you were above being a low grade hoe, guess I was wrong.
How can I believe someone who’s made such enormous life mistakes?
Unless you got knocked up on purpose, then you’ve got bigger life issues.
I want to try out some lifts because wimps lift weights and cheerleaders lift people.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Alex Nunez
It's OK to be single for twenty minutes.
And upon hearing the word boring, Hazel magically appears...
She really is flat as a board, huh?
Ellie, just because Princess Prissy talks to you, doesn’t mean you have to answer.
Gay kid, hey.
Would you rather vote for the freak or the queer? By the way, I’m the freak.
It’s always the same. Some pretty boy or girl wants to be president, and me, we sit out while they have their special dances, trips nobody can afford. So I say screw them. Screw student council, no dances, no trips, nothing. Not if it’s going to be just like last year. Take a chance and vote for me, it won’t be like last year. I will make changes, where they count. So it up to you DeGrassi, what are you going to do. Are you going to vote for the freak or the pretty boy? You’ll have more fun with the freak.
I know, let’s adopt a dolphin. Train him to defend us from Rick.
What do you know about it? You ever ice your mom’s lip, bandage her up, lay awake at night listening to her cry? Didn’t think so.
You and Ferby just broke up. It’s okay to be single for twenty minutes.
Don’t touch me. Don’t talk to me. Or I’ll deck your smug face too.
You named a ferret Bueller.
You want a scene J.T.? Hey best friend Amy, let’s give J.T. a scene! Tell me about the ravine, Amy. About how you went down on my boyfriend, Amy. And the bracelets you got for it.
You know, fake cheese is one ingredient away from being plastic.
My ex, Jay Hogart, screwed around with every girl at this school. It’s not a gay thing. Promiscuity, it’s a guy thing.
Banteen is for rich kids and freakish genius savants.
Paige likes to decide what’s best for people, sir, and jam it down their throats.
Who’s the evil genius who made morning so freakin’ bright?
You call that drama, I call it reality TV.
Oh look, here I am in an alley and a rat appears, just like magic.
God if I don’t get into the university or sorority of my choice, I’ll just die.
I’m the queen of boring, single lame-land.
You don’t get to break my heart and then comfort me too.
Paige looks a lot better off than she is, not that I’d ever asked.
The word is ‘bisexual’ Paige, and it’s just a label. Who cares?
Apparently I have natural talents, I should use them.
Okay, my turn. I’m a lesbian.
What’s the catch, aside from taking my clothes off?
The thing is, my partner wants me to stop working here and it’s getting harder to find reasons not to.
And upon hearing the word boring, Hazel magically appears...
She really is flat as a board, huh?
Ellie, just because Princess Prissy talks to you, doesn’t mean you have to answer.
Gay kid, hey.
Would you rather vote for the freak or the queer? By the way, I’m the freak.
It’s always the same. Some pretty boy or girl wants to be president, and me, we sit out while they have their special dances, trips nobody can afford. So I say screw them. Screw student council, no dances, no trips, nothing. Not if it’s going to be just like last year. Take a chance and vote for me, it won’t be like last year. I will make changes, where they count. So it up to you DeGrassi, what are you going to do. Are you going to vote for the freak or the pretty boy? You’ll have more fun with the freak.
I know, let’s adopt a dolphin. Train him to defend us from Rick.
What do you know about it? You ever ice your mom’s lip, bandage her up, lay awake at night listening to her cry? Didn’t think so.
You and Ferby just broke up. It’s okay to be single for twenty minutes.
Don’t touch me. Don’t talk to me. Or I’ll deck your smug face too.
You named a ferret Bueller.
You want a scene J.T.? Hey best friend Amy, let’s give J.T. a scene! Tell me about the ravine, Amy. About how you went down on my boyfriend, Amy. And the bracelets you got for it.
You know, fake cheese is one ingredient away from being plastic.
My ex, Jay Hogart, screwed around with every girl at this school. It’s not a gay thing. Promiscuity, it’s a guy thing.
Banteen is for rich kids and freakish genius savants.
Paige likes to decide what’s best for people, sir, and jam it down their throats.
Who’s the evil genius who made morning so freakin’ bright?
You call that drama, I call it reality TV.
Oh look, here I am in an alley and a rat appears, just like magic.
God if I don’t get into the university or sorority of my choice, I’ll just die.
I’m the queen of boring, single lame-land.
You don’t get to break my heart and then comfort me too.
Paige looks a lot better off than she is, not that I’d ever asked.
The word is ‘bisexual’ Paige, and it’s just a label. Who cares?
Apparently I have natural talents, I should use them.
Okay, my turn. I’m a lesbian.
What’s the catch, aside from taking my clothes off?
The thing is, my partner wants me to stop working here and it’s getting harder to find reasons not to.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Anya MacPherson
Sav didn't win the election because people think I'm pregnant. He won because you think you're better than everyone.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Holly J. Sinclair
Newsflash, Mama Mia. Choosey went out the window when your water broke.
Thanks for the advice, Juno.
Thanks for the advice, Juno.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Joey Jeremiah
No one is fine after losing someone. I wasn't there with your mom. I just think the pain's gonna catch up to you.
Now he and Ashley broke up, and you know what, he's been living in the DeGrassi boiler room.
Both of your ages combine doesn’t make you old enough.
Looks like I’m the lucky girl!
You’ve got to learn how to walk before you can run.
Craig, when I was in high school, my band The Zits meant everything to me. There were good times, some of the best. Anything felt possible. And then one day I wake up, I’m in my thirties, I have a daughter and a teenage step son and I’m thinking to myself, “Whoa. When did this happen?” I guess I’m just trying to feel that way again.
Good morning, breakfast calling. Please leave your bacon after the tone.
I have to question the wisdom of any man to let you go. The man’s obviously a fool.
No glove. No love.
Now he and Ashley broke up, and you know what, he's been living in the DeGrassi boiler room.
Both of your ages combine doesn’t make you old enough.
Looks like I’m the lucky girl!
You’ve got to learn how to walk before you can run.
Craig, when I was in high school, my band The Zits meant everything to me. There were good times, some of the best. Anything felt possible. And then one day I wake up, I’m in my thirties, I have a daughter and a teenage step son and I’m thinking to myself, “Whoa. When did this happen?” I guess I’m just trying to feel that way again.
Good morning, breakfast calling. Please leave your bacon after the tone.
I have to question the wisdom of any man to let you go. The man’s obviously a fool.
No glove. No love.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Principal Daniel Raditch
Open your textbooks and your malleable little minds.
I found this note under my office door this morning. “Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is JT Yorke, and I love you. P.S. Love the pants.”
Good morning students. Glad you all could make it on a beautiful Saturday. But then it’s not like you had much choice. Welcome to detention. No talking. No chewing gum. No getting up. No feet on the table. No doing your nails. No eating until I say. There is one bathroom pass which you must carry with you. You get one half hour for lunch. The rest of the time is spent doing homework. This is a time to reflect on past behavior. I am all eyes, all ears.
I found this note under my office door this morning. “Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is JT Yorke, and I love you. P.S. Love the pants.”
Good morning students. Glad you all could make it on a beautiful Saturday. But then it’s not like you had much choice. Welcome to detention. No talking. No chewing gum. No getting up. No feet on the table. No doing your nails. No eating until I say. There is one bathroom pass which you must carry with you. You get one half hour for lunch. The rest of the time is spent doing homework. This is a time to reflect on past behavior. I am all eyes, all ears.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Peter Stone
You know what I think? You’re so desperate for male attention you’ll do anything for it. You’re a big, fat, attention whore. Attention whore with a bad temper. Most girls don’t whip their boobs out to guys they know for five minutes. It’s too bad my dad got me this model. Such a generous guy. Can you believe I can email it from right here?
I have more than enough drama in my life these days.
My dad always says if you want something in life, don’t ask, just take.
You’re right Manny, cameras never lie. In fact, this camera would give a perfect second opinion.
Who knew potato salad was such an aphrodisiac?
I have more than enough drama in my life these days.
My dad always says if you want something in life, don’t ask, just take.
You’re right Manny, cameras never lie. In fact, this camera would give a perfect second opinion.
Who knew potato salad was such an aphrodisiac?
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Danny van Zandt
She’s the smartest person in the school and you don’t even have an IQ. You don’t deserve her.
I guess you’ll need her help to read the instructions to your penis pump.
He’s just J.T. A non-stop farting, horn dog.
I appreciate you being the demon seed and taking the heat off of me, but I have a reputation to uphold.
Liberty it’s a mirror. Your face didn’t break it this time so why so upset?
I guess you’ll need her help to read the instructions to your penis pump.
He’s just J.T. A non-stop farting, horn dog.
I appreciate you being the demon seed and taking the heat off of me, but I have a reputation to uphold.
Liberty it’s a mirror. Your face didn’t break it this time so why so upset?
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Jay Hogart
You are the ones who are the filthy potty mouths!
The last thing I want to see is me smiling goofily and hanging off my bestest friends.
Sweet mother Mary, who knew Christian girls could be so hot?
Yo gangstas! What's the haps?
Hey buddy, better not drop anything in front of Homo-Chuk.
Look at you. All Eminem on the outside, big, scared baby on the inside.
Hey, where’s your dog, dog?
Jay: So it’s actually a bon voyage, see you later, thanks for all the sex, party.
Dude, the best part about dating student council VP, is that nobody asks questions.
Hey, every player gets a prize.
Do you know what a blow job is?
I never told Alex about you Emma. I liked how you had virtue or whatever.
So tell me, being an outcast, everyone hating you, does that make you feel any better? Because if you want to be punished, I can slap you around myself.
Easy. I didn’t come here to fight; I came here to introduce you to my friends. Because buddy, you need friends. This guy, he’s nasty. He tastes like fire, rubs people the wrong way. This guy here, well, sweet, refreshing, but when these two get together, bad news. Kinda like you and me. I figured we outlaws mind as well have a good time.
My philosophy: They can all go to hell.
It’s your fault I’m so bored.
I always like counting how many times I’m in this thing. The way I see it the less, the better. Oh crap, one. Last thing I want to see is me smiling goofy and hanging off my bestest friends. No, two. I’m a freak, a failure. Nothing compared to you though, I mean, you’re all through this thing.
Look I know math wasn’t your strongest subject but yearbooks plus fire equals the whole school up in flames. Oh yeah, us in jail. Put the toy away flip head.
Listen as your friend substitute, I’m telling you. This isn’t the way. It’s not.
Sweet Mother Mary, who knew Christian girls could be so hot?
You’re kidding me? The Queen of Degrassi is taking the Queen of the Trailer Park to the premiere?
I’m like one of those annoying pop songs, once I get stuck in your head I’m impossible to get rid of.
My life sucks. Okay, I’m kicked out of school; Sean moved away; Spinner’s found the Lord. And the only person who ever really got me won’t even give me the time of day. I’m not perfect, I know that, but I get you, you know, the real you, because me and you are the same, you know, why do you want to fight that?
A big fat lie, now there is a solid foundation for a relationship.
You see, when a girl shakes her naked ta-tas for a living, word gets around.
The last thing I want to see is me smiling goofily and hanging off my bestest friends.
Sweet mother Mary, who knew Christian girls could be so hot?
Yo gangstas! What's the haps?
Hey buddy, better not drop anything in front of Homo-Chuk.
Look at you. All Eminem on the outside, big, scared baby on the inside.
Hey, where’s your dog, dog?
Jay: So it’s actually a bon voyage, see you later, thanks for all the sex, party.
Dude, the best part about dating student council VP, is that nobody asks questions.
Hey, every player gets a prize.
Do you know what a blow job is?
I never told Alex about you Emma. I liked how you had virtue or whatever.
So tell me, being an outcast, everyone hating you, does that make you feel any better? Because if you want to be punished, I can slap you around myself.
Easy. I didn’t come here to fight; I came here to introduce you to my friends. Because buddy, you need friends. This guy, he’s nasty. He tastes like fire, rubs people the wrong way. This guy here, well, sweet, refreshing, but when these two get together, bad news. Kinda like you and me. I figured we outlaws mind as well have a good time.
My philosophy: They can all go to hell.
It’s your fault I’m so bored.
I always like counting how many times I’m in this thing. The way I see it the less, the better. Oh crap, one. Last thing I want to see is me smiling goofy and hanging off my bestest friends. No, two. I’m a freak, a failure. Nothing compared to you though, I mean, you’re all through this thing.
Look I know math wasn’t your strongest subject but yearbooks plus fire equals the whole school up in flames. Oh yeah, us in jail. Put the toy away flip head.
Listen as your friend substitute, I’m telling you. This isn’t the way. It’s not.
Sweet Mother Mary, who knew Christian girls could be so hot?
You’re kidding me? The Queen of Degrassi is taking the Queen of the Trailer Park to the premiere?
I’m like one of those annoying pop songs, once I get stuck in your head I’m impossible to get rid of.
My life sucks. Okay, I’m kicked out of school; Sean moved away; Spinner’s found the Lord. And the only person who ever really got me won’t even give me the time of day. I’m not perfect, I know that, but I get you, you know, the real you, because me and you are the same, you know, why do you want to fight that?
A big fat lie, now there is a solid foundation for a relationship.
You see, when a girl shakes her naked ta-tas for a living, word gets around.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Multiple Characters
Emma: Do you have a problem?
JT: Aw, did Emma pee her pants?
Emma: No, I just got my period for the first time. Menstruation happens to, oh, about fifty percent of the population. Perfectly natural, nothing to be ashamed of, right Miss Kwan.
Paige: Cheerleading is such a positive thing. It’s great exercise.
Hazel: It builds leadership skills.
Kid: It’s better than watching TV.
Paige: And it boosts school spirit. I mean, what’s bad about that?
Paige: Manny, what is your damage?
Manny: You Paige!
Paige: You better watch it.
Manny: Or what, you’ll spread lies about me, deface my locker? Just try it.
Ashley: You know, you guys should try going a little more post-Emo. Still punk, but less mopey.
Craig: I don't think the other guys even know what regular Emo is. Spinner probably thinks it's a Muppet.
Paige: Ter, we should totally hook up for the cabaret.
Terri: I'm already doing a duo with Ash. Two Girls and a Keyboard.
Paige: Hun, that sounds lamer than Heather Sinclair's highland sword dance.
Ashley: Why? She’s exactly like Jimmy, they only see...
Sean Cameron: What they want to see.
Craig: How was the rest of the party?
Emma: Fine, until all the supposed adults started singing 80's hits.
Emma: You like her, she likes you...
Toby: Her brother likes to maim and kill.
JT: With his teeth.
Jimmy: I think it's these flowers. I'm allergic to them.
Paige: At least you don't have radioactive skin. Or a pumpkin for a date.
Jimmy: Pumpkin in a dress.
Manny: He said no visible underwear. Do you see any underwear?
Emma: No, but...
Manny: That's right. Because I'm not wearing any.
Christine 'Spike' Nelson: If you are sick you cannot stay here. Jack just got over a cold.
Emma: Mom, Jack's not in a bubble.
Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Really. Do you want to breast feed him while he's running a fever?
Spinner: I didn't mean 'homo' as in 'gay', I mean 'homo' as in...
Dylan: ...Milk?
Marco: Spin, even strangers know, and last night, it wasn't about my shoes. Those guys... they knew, and they bashed me because they hated me. Just like you do!
Spinner: Dude, that's brutal. But you can't compare me with those guys.
Marco: Really? Why not?
Jimmy: What's your problem with Marco?
Spinner: That's my problem.
Jimmy: So Marco's a fag? What's your next one gonna say? Something about me being black?
Marco: No. Seeing naked ladies doesn't burn my eyes out. Besides, I wasn't looking at them.
Spinner: Then what were you looking at?
Marco: The drapes, Spin, the drapes.
Jimmy: He was looking at the DUDES.
Marco: Just because you're a guy, doesn't mean I'm automatically attracted to you. Are you attracted to every girl?
Spinner: If they're hot.
Marco: Well... you're not.
Spinner: See that's where you're off-base. I mean, let's agree to disagree.
Emma: You don't wanna be friends...
Manny: Not with a stuck-up prude princess.
Emma: Good, 'cause... I don't want to be friends with the school slut.
Spinner: I need to sleep in your bed
Jimmy: Spin, I like you, but not like that.
Craig: You're every present I never got /
Ashley: You're every wish that never came true /
Craig, Ashley: You're every prayer that went unanswered/ So baby I'll spend Christmas
Craig: With you
Ashley: With you
Craig, Ashley: So baby I'll spend Christmas with you.
Spinner: What's it like being a stud?
Craig: Nerve-racking.
Spinner: You have Ashley: gorgeous, smart, like a fine wine. Then you have Manny: cute, adorable, hot, like ice cream. But hot. Very hot.
Spinner: Not to mention you're a big stud.
Craig: Well, I get around.
Joey: Caitlin. All those years ago, when I broke your heart, I thought I'd lost you forever.
Caitlin: And, yet-here you are, standing in an airport with me on Christmas...
Liberty: Hey Sean, what do you say we ditch school and go chill in the ravine?
Sean Cameron: Liberty...
Liberty: I can get us a five-finger discount on a pack of smokes.
Jay Hogart: A five-finger discount?
Liberty: Oh I'm edgy, I'm on fire.
Sean Cameron: Liberty, you're about as edgy as a butter knife. I’m not interested in you and I never will be. Got it?
Jay: Hey man, you should go for it. I hear she’s really great, in chess.
Toby: He scores... scores again that is... wait until I tell JT - he'll be so jealous.
Hazel: No, because you're not telling him.
Sean Cameron: Why? It's just some stupid dare.
Jimmy: Because she's too embarrassed to tell anyone she macked a total geek... even as a dare.
Sean Cameron: That's great, Hazel... very evolved.
Hazel: Hey, I don't make the rules.
Sean Cameron: No, you just follow them.
Jimmy: Hey Sean, do that impression of Raditch again.
Sean Cameron: It's a Swiss ball!
Ellie: I didn't know the school had an elevator!
Jimmy: I didn't know we even had a basement!
Hazel: Why do you think I'm here?
Toby: Because your shoes didn't match your purse?
Rick Murray: She called me a psycho.
Terri: That's just Paige being Paige.
Rick Murray: And that makes it okay? My feelings mean nothing to you?
Terri: Woah. Rick....
Rick Murray: Don't you dare choose Paige over me again! Don't you DARE.
Craig: Ash, I swear, if you play that song in the competition, I'll...
Ashley: Have sex with MORE grade 9's?
Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Guys, settle down, please?
Craig: If you weren't such a prude, I'd NEVER have been with Manny
Ashley: Oh, but, I thought you loved her.
Craig: Oh, you know what? Go...
Archie 'Snake' Simpson: One more word, double homework!
Jimmy and Spinner's rap:
Jimmy: Our homey is a player / That is all / So why'd you have to go and kick his
Spinner: Ball and chain / Ain't that your name / 'Cause you're a playa hater and that's a shame
Jimmy: And chicks like you ain't worth too much
Spinner: So shut up girl and
Jimmy, Spinner: Make my lunch / Yeah!
Craig: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'M SORRY! How many times do I have to say it?
Ashley: Until you mean it.
Dylan: I just wanted to tell you that there's someone I like.
Marco: I understand, I'm too young, too short, too girly...
Dylan: And way too hard on yourself.
Marco: Are you messing with me?
Dylan: Guilty as charged.
Spinner: Ok I guess it's straight eye for the gay guy. Ok... this... Enrique called. He wants his shirt back.
Spinner: This, what is this? this is like the whole Oliver Twist thing.
Spinner: Please sir, do not wear this. You'll look like an idiot.
Spinner: This... what are you doing? Wrestling cattle?
Marco: Do not throw that.
Spinner: Yeah, um, listen... I need to talk to you about your little friend Tommy boy... okay on the down low... the dude's got scabies.
Dylan: What?
Spinner: I saw him in the shower... it's sick... disgusting.
Jay Hogart: Where's your dog, dog?
Sean Cameron: Has he been getting up in your fries?
Hazel: Brooks, what's the problem?
Jimmy: Let's see. I'm wearing a Sari, our limo driver just got arrested, and the school almost burned down.
Lawyer: How many men have you had sex with, Ms. Michalchuk?
Prosecutor: Objection!
Paige: Actually, I'd like to answer that. That was my only time. And I wouldn't choose to lose my virginity upstairs, at a house party, with a guy I'd known for an hour.
Spinner: What are you doing?
Paige: What do you mean?
Spinner: Paige!
Paige: What? I'm easy! Everyone knows it. The judge, my mother, now you! Like Dean... just get me alone, do whatever you want. No one will stop you. What? You don't want me?
Spinner: Not right now, no.
Paige: Cause Dean got there first?
Spinner: You have to let that go!
Paige: You want me to just let it go? Like someone was rude or stole my seat at lunch.
Spinner: No, that's not what I... I just, I want my girlfriend back. I want Paige back.
Paige: You don't even know her.
Spinner: That's stupid.
Paige: The truth? Paige went upstairs that night. She never came back.
Manny: What do you get out of it?
Emma: That's a really stupid question.
Manny: No what you're doing is stupid, you're letting a disgusting bottom-feeder use you to serial cheat on his girlfriend.
Emma: Should you really be preaching to anyone about that. We're not having real sex.
Manny: It's pretty close.
Emma: But I'm not getting pregnant.
Alex: You know, fake cheese is one ingredient away from being plastic.
Paige: Hmm. Just like Manny Santos.
Alex: It's Mr. O you should be mad at. You know, that wasn't exactly a Prince Charming thing to do.
Paige: But what if I, sorta, miss him already. Is that bad? Shoot me. Drown me in fake cheese!
Craig: You know you are a great guy. The most honest, down-to-earth, nicest person that I know. You're a little short, but that just adds to the cuteness. That I would find you to be. If you were a girl or I was not a guy. Is not gay. Just tell me this is helping.
Marco: You're telling me what I really want to hear. I appreciate it, thanks. If you want to help tell me I'm an idiot.
Craig: You're an idiot?
Marco: I can't go downstairs. I can't stay here. I can't talk to Dylan. What do I do?
Dylan: Marco? I, um-wow.
Craig: So when in doubt you kiss Craig?
Marco: I gotta settle this with Dylan.
Craig: Yeah you do. You really, really do!
Principal Daphne Hatzilakos: I'm willing to offer summer school.
Spinner: But that only gives me two credits, that's not enough to graduate. I mean, that's a whole year of my life I have to do over, that's not fair!
Principal Daphne Hatzilakos: Whats not fair is that Rick Murray is dead as an indirect result of your bullying.
Spinner: If I'm still serving you ten years from now, kill me.
Jay Hogart: Well, study hard and stay in school. Oh, right. You got us expelled.
Jay Hogart: Look, I know math wasn't your strongest subject, but yearbooks plus fire equals the whole school up in flames. Oh yeah, and us in jail. Put the toy away, flip head.
Spinner: You're stopping me?
Jay Hogart: Shocking, but true.
Spinner: You're a freak... in the same way that I am!
Jay Hogart: Yeah, well at least I'm not torching the school! Do you want your former friends to suffer? Huh, do you?
Spinner: I want them back!
Jay Hogart: Listen! As your friend substitute, I'm telling you. This isn't the way! Its not.
Marco: Well, after the pimp hat, and the bee incident, and what my dad said, I thought you were never gonna talk to me again.
Dylan: Well, it crossed my mind, but... I do think you're pretty cute.
Marco: So then... does this mean that I can have another shot? A chance to redeem myself?
Dylan: Well, that depends. What are you doing this Friday?
Manny: You made me be the mascot.
Paige: You made me look stupid.
Manny: You took credit for my work!
Paige: You got Matt fired!
Manny: YOU... I don't remember, but you started it!
Paige: I'll keep going! You stress me at Spirit Squad! You make me look like full fat spaz!
Manny: You know what? Shut up! You're just jealous.
Paige: Ninth grade, my date is orange and I'm sporting a screaming sunburn. Tenth grade, our limo driver, Jim Boy Jed the criminal, delivers us in a cop cruiser. Eleventh grade, it gets worse. Hopped up on painkillers, I arrive with a date who doesn't like girls on the special bus! Hello everyone! Happy prom! This is so perfectly festive!
Jimmy: Are you finished?
Paige: No. My armpits hurt!
Hazel: More than your armpits will hurt if you don't shut your pie hole! I wanted this to be special for him and all you can do is whine!
Marco: Uh, if the tantrums been thrown...
Hazel: One more thing. Manny stepped up and ran the Spirit Squad for you while you were too self-involved! All she wanted was a thank you, but could you give her that? Oh no!
Paige: She was horrible to me!
Hazel: But can you tell me why you had to be more horrible back? Why you always have to be more horrible?
Alanis Morisette/Principal: [to Jay and Silent Bob] You boys are too bloody stupid to make the grade down in the States and your last hope is the school system of the great white north, eh? You want to get oot of grade 12?
[Silent Bob nods vigorously]
Alanis Morisette/Principal: You better start learning what the metric system is all aboot!
Jay: I've got three words for you. Go... to...
Alanis Morisette/Principal: [smacks him across the jaw with a hockey stick] There'll be no more cuss words out of you, you potty-mouthed mall rats. You're gonna learn the dual languages of my home and native land, or you're gonna savor my poutine. 'Cuz you're in Canada now, eh?
Manny: Jay, if you really love me, you'll wait until I'm 18.
Jay: What grade are you in?
Manny: I'm a freshman
Jay: Freshman? Are there any seniors here?
Craig Manning: Stop staring.
Ellie Nash: Stop being an ass.
Manny: Did you just throw a drumstick at my head?
Ellie: You could feel it through all that hairspray? Amazing.
JT: If there’s anything I could do for you, anything at all, I'll do it.
Liberty: You could mangle your male parts in a tragic industrial accident.
Emma: It’s a camera phone.
Manny: So?
Emma: So Peter needs to learn that paybacks are hell and I happen to think he needs to learn it from us.
Manny: And that’s why you're my bestest friend in the whole wide world!
Emma: Time for a picture. Cheese!
Marco: Tim stayed over last night.
Paige: I hope you were safe.
Marco: What?!? No! Totally missing the point. Look, he came out to his dad, who then promptly kicked him out.
Paige: Wow. I just went from excitement to horror in five seconds. Acting has put me in touch with my emotions.
Darcy: Jay? They let you out on parole?
Jay Hogart: I'm off on good behavior. Oh hey, Nuns-R-Us is having a black and white sale, you should really check that out.
Spinner: Funny. You guys always have to do this?
Jay Hogart: I just drove two hours for you. At least let me join your Christian friends for a tasty hot dog or a cool, refreshing beverage.
Spinner: One hot dog, the beer stays in the car, your mouth stays shut and something else stays in your pants. Clear?
Jay Hogart: Spinner, slow down. I was just about to redefine bible pumping.
Spinner: Nah man, you were just about to take a hike.
Jay Hogart: Praise the lord. Those freaks have really got to you.
Spinner: Have you always been this stupid or am I just noticing it now?
Jay Hogart: Ever since you met miss WWJD, I don't even know who you are anymore. What kind of hold does she have on you, anyways? Is she that good in bed?
Spinner: It's not like that, man. We don't even have sex.
Jay Hogart: No sex. Nothing. Are you kidding me? What's her problem?
Spinner: She believes in something. Is that impossible to get into your twisted little brain?
Jay Hogart: No. Whatever, I just want you to be happy.
Spinner: Girls, could I interest you in this interesting pamphlet about Jesus?
Paige: Spin, may I suggest methadone to uh, kick the Christian habit?
Spinner: It’s not a habit, Paige. It’s for life and beyond.
Ellie: Okay, I cannot believe Friendship Club brainwashed Spinner!
Jimmy: There’s not much brain to wash.
Emma: Today I need all the help I can get. It was supposed to be Mom's third wedding anniversary, but I've got a surprise later that’s really gonna make her happy.
Manny: Male strippers dropping it like it’s hot? Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Emma: Okay Manny, I think removing you from public is a good idea for us all.
Christine 'Spike' Nelson: You're not going anywhere.
Emma: But it was just a panic attack.
Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Brought on by starvation. A psychiatrist is coming to talk to you and she might diagnose you as anorexic.
Emma: I want to go home.
Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Honey, you can't. You just can't.
Manny: Em, you have to stop. You have to stop or you're gonna die. You can't do that to me.
Emma: No one's gonna die, okay? I'm gonna try to beat this, Manny. I am. I'm gonna try to beat this.
Hazel: I shouldn't have dived over the counter for that whipped cream canister.
Alex: If only those German tourists hadn't gotten in the way!
Paige: Just wait til university. According to Dylan, it only gets harder.
Marco: Dylan? How is the Satan child anyway?
Ellie: Question: Who's still bitter over last year? Answer: Marco Del Rossi.
Marco: Stop. I am so over that guy. I've already forgotten who we're talking about.
Alex: Good. So then lets talk about stalker boy, Tim. Your lovesick shadow.
Marco: Woah, Spin. You look like you lived through a country song.
Spinner: My dog is fine. The truck runs too.
Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Wow, Paige, I hope we each get some of what's gotten into you!
Paige: I'm not sure that's advisable, Mr. Simpson...
Sean Cameron: It's just a little fun. What'chu got against that?
Emma Nelson: Nothing! I'm all about fun! I love fun! In fact, if fun were people, I would be China.
Mr. Del Rossi: My back! It's thrown! Just leave me Marco, pretend I'm not here.
Marco Del Rossi: Pretend there's not a 200-pound Italian man lying on my floor?
Jimmy: We are guys. Ergo we don't talk about our sex lives.
Spinner: Well, hair grow, at least you have something to not talk about.
Manny: Whatever happened to the "Zero Tolerance O' Sean' policy?
Emma: You were worried about him too.
Manny: Still am but I'm also worried about my best friend who's being an emotional ping-pong ball. Sean, Peter, Peter, Sean.
Emma: I'M NOT!
Paige: I have a mullet.
Terri: What’s a mullet?
Paige: That. Hairstyle of the trailer dwellers and fashion impaired.
Paige: Funny how something is cool one year and so totally uncool the next, kinda like people.
Ashley: Okay Paige I get it. You don’t have to invite me to your dumb party.
Paige: Oh but I was kinda hoping you could take drugs, act like a total freak, and destroy everything. Oh wait, you didn’t that last year.
Jimmy: You move like a wounded polar bear, buddy.
Spinner: I get it; I can’t dance because I’m white.
Jimmy: I’m not saying you can’t dance because you’re white, I’m saying you can’t dance because you suck.
Terri: [poem] I pray at night, you’ll see the light. You’ll come hold me ‘til everything’s alright. I wish I knew just what to do to make this secret wish come true.
Spinner: Because my poem smells like poo.
Liberty: I didn’t dish and I’m not a geek, JT Dork!
JT: Oh them fighting words.
Liberty: You want fighting words? Okay, sucky baby! Poor sport!
JT: Priss face! Goody two shoes!
Liberty: You don’t even know me. You don’t know one true thing about me!
JT: You want one true thing Liberty. You’re boring. B-O-R-I-N-G.
Liberty: I’m stunned. JT spelled a word.
JT: You want another one? Fun. F-U-N. something you wouldn’t know if it came up and bit you in the butt.
Craig: [singing] Would you be my Cinderella / Could I kiss you Manuella.
Manny: You can see me however / You must love me.
Craig, Manny: [together] Forever.
Manny: Forever.
Paige: Terri, you are under arrest for wearing last year’s jeans. Fashion crime.
Hazel: I know someone who could use a ticket herself.
Paige: Me?
Hazel: Yeah, for starting the year wearing a mullet. But you guys want a real fashion crime?
Terri: Do you think they’re maybe bald under there?
Ashley: Do you think that maybe you’re just a bit ignorant?
Hazel: You’re under arrest.
Fereza: Very funny Hazel.
Paige: Haze, when I’m offended you know you’ve really gone too far.
J.T.: I’ve been thinking, there are some upsides to love. Emma got the day off. Simpson canceled homework. And strippers.
Toby: Because when I think of love I always think of strippers.
J.T.: Marriage equals stag party equals strippers which equals tonight.
Kendra: Toby, I like you.
Toby: But just as friend.
Kendra: That’s exactly it. Right there.
Toby: What?
Kendra: You, answering for me, just being there constantly.
Toby: You can’t stand being around me.
Kendra: I love being around you, just not all the time, okay?
Jimmy: One more thing, you say dude like every third word.
Spinner: Yeah, well you have a shiny forehead dude. Can you stop copying me?
Jimmy: You’re the one that copies me.
Spinner: Okay, poppy seed bagels. The seeds stick to your teeth and you walk around all day like some poppy toothed freak.
Jimmy: Shrimp chips. They make you stink up the change room. Shrimp and B.O.
Spinner: You’re a bum and you hang out at my house too much.
Jimmy: That’s because you pee on the toilet seat and my mom doesn’t want you over!
JT: Do you ever wonder why they call them ‘guinea pigs’? I mean, they’re not from Guinea and they’re not pigs.
Miss H: They’re rodents.
JT: Exactly. It’s like quicksand. They call it quicksand but it actually works really, really slowly. And a boxing ring is square.
Sean: Things are always going to be like this. Me screwing up. It’s in my blood.
Emma: It’s in your head, and that’s all.
Sean: Your mom and Mr. Simpson aren’t going to forgive me.
Emma: Did my mom give you the third degree. I mean, if she has to drive you home drunk a second time, it might be a different story.
Liberty: You do that boys’ teams get 80% of the athletic budget.
Armstrong: That’s because there are more boys’ teams. Money is tight for all teams these days.
Liberty: Napoleon said if you want authority you must dress the part. I look regal, commanding...
Kendra: Stupid.
Kendra: We’re not quitting the team, Liberty. We’re quitting you.
Liberty: That’s so unfair.
Emma: Coaches are supposed to inspire people. You just bark at us.
Kendra: And give us crazy textbooks, a thousand ways to make us miserable
Emma: And stupid cape.
Liberty: Alright, I get the point. Look you’re a great team. Be mad at me but don’t let those guys win. Kendra your slap shot is dead on. Emma you’re a good offensive captain. Focus on getting Kendra to the net, let her do the scoring and it’s your game.
Manny: You guys should be proud of Emma. She’s Degrassi’s very own Joan of Arc.
Toby: Joan of Arc was a lunatic who took orders from a burning bush.
Manny: But Joan was also brave and strong and an inspiration to women everywhere, just like Emma.
Emma: Thanks guys, but I’m no Joan of Arc, just following to my conscience.
JT: Paige, help. Stuck in a box.
Paige: Does it say ‘Caution. Freak inside’?
Spinner: Paige what’s going on?
Paige: Nothing.
Spinner: JT in the mascot outfit attacking Dean, that’s not nothing. Paige just…
Paige: Spin, could you please…
Spinner: Something happened to you.
Paige: I just got what I asked for, right?
Spinner: he took it too far like Hazel said, right? Didn’t he?
Spinner: Hey! You’re not going anywhere.
Dean: Your mascot came at me.
Spinner: You think that’s what this is?
Paige: Spinner, stop.
Spinner: He deserves it.
Paige: Spinner, please.
Dean: Water boy your boyfriend?
Paige: I have one thing to say to you dean. Get ready because I am coming after you this time not like spinner or the mascot. For real.
Terri: When my mom died, I was at my friend’s birthday party. I was having a great time and then my dad came to tell me. I was so mad.
Craig: Because she died.
Terri: No because I couldn’t play pin the tail on the donkey.
Craig: That’s a fun game when you’re a little kid.
Terri: Exactly. It wasn’t until later that it hit that she was dead.
Craig: Before my dad died, I wanted him gone. So why am I crying now that he is?
Terri: Because you love him.
Paige: Spin doesn’t want to be brutal so I will. Sully… you’re not really his type, but I can think of ten guys you would be adorable with.
Manny: I don’t want to be adorable. Bunnies and puppies are adorable.
Paige: Hun, if you don’t want to be cute, don’t be. Just change your image. Simple as that.
Sean: You’re so uptight.
Emma: Why? Because I didn’t wanna like make out in front of other people?
Sean: No, because you never want to do anything. Not with me.
Emma: I just spent my entire lunch with you.
Sean: Yeah, cleaning the ravine.
Emma: Well sorry, that I care about stupid unimportant things like the environment.
Sean: That’s all you care about. Emma nelson, environment crusade, a babysitter, a nurse.
Emma: Snake has cancer Sean.
Sean: Yeah, I heard.
Emma: Fine, tomorrow you spend lunch with those losers.
Sean: You know what, I will. Because at least they’re fun.
Emma: Fun? You, you’re just pathetic.
Hazel: What we want isn’t always what we get.
Terri: And what we get isn’t always what we want, is it?
Joey: Don’t you just love the holidays?
Caitlyn: Oh sure, another excuse for us to over spend and over eat.
Spinner: Dude, you are my inspiration. You’re a man among men. I need details.
Craig: Like?
Spinner: Like what it’s like being a stud.
Craig: Nerve-racking.
Spinner: C’mon you have Ashley, gorgeous, smart, like fine champagne. Then you have Manny, cute, adorable, hot, like ice cream, but hot, very hot.
Craig: So you don’t think it’s wrong?
Spinner: For me, yeah, for you, no.
Craig: What do you mean?
Spinner: Well, I have Paige, I know she’s the one. But you, you’re not sure yet. You’re still sampling both. It’s the try before buy kind of deal. Not to mention, you’re a big stud.
Craig: Yeah, well, I get around.
Sidney: You know what’s really weird is walking into this house and seeing you suspended from the kitchen window.
Caitlyn: I told you…
Sidney: A lie. I’m not stupid okay. I know you still have feelings for Joe, and I get it. He’s amazing. But here’s what I also know. Joe and this family, they need me, not some charming, klutzy, fun and games, blast from the past. Me.
Emma: I was just trying to remember what it was that I liked about him.
Chris: Him? Don’t bother. Slim Shady ain’t worth remembering.
Ashley: Ellie, do you smell something?
Ellie: I think it’s the peculiar stench of a boyfriend thief.
Sean: Great, brown-nosing, whip cracking, wizard freak Van Zandt.
Liberty: Great, Hell’s Angel in training, slacker, back side Cameron.
Terri: Manny is so lucky. Babies are bundles of love. I’m little jealous.
Paige: Ter, you should be fixed for even thinking that.
Terri: Excuse me?
Paige: I like Manny but this is the most loser-ish move ever. She is going to be somebody’s mom. She’s totally ruining her life and probably her figure.
Manny: I wanted to know what being a single mom is really like.
Spike: Maybe like juggling six things all at once. Plus, all six things are on fire and you’re standing up running a bus, and you can’t stop for at least twelve years.
Manny: Sounds horrible.
Spike: It gets you sticky candy kisses, Christmas presents made out of toilet paper rolls.
Rick: One, you have no right to dictate who Terri’s friends are. And two, you’re a vicious back stabber.
Paige: Oh I’m vicious?
Rick: Everything you say is a judgment. You think you’re so perfect.
Paige: What? Well I’d rather be that than a psycho.
Paige: Okay, I’m sorry you had a crappy year, I’m sorry Craig treated you like dirt, but get over it.
Ashley: Paige, you have no idea.
Paige: You take everything so seriously. Just lighten up.
Ashley: Yeah, I’ll just do that Paige.
Paige: You should. I’m sorry to be brutally blunt, but Craig didn’t cheat on you just because of hormones.
Ashley: Paige.
Paige: So run away next year. But it won’t help. Cause the real problem is you.
Amy: Right, what are you? Some kind of bloodsucking vampire?
Ellie: Keep hitting on my boyfriend and you’ll find out.
Caitlyn: It’s not a couple of months. It’s almost a year. And I thought you wouldn’t want me to go if you loved me.
Joey: I do want you to go because I do love you. That’s never going to change. I promise.
Caitlyn: You’ve made promises before, promises you didn’t keep.
JT, Toby: Cohabitation requires Coordinated Cooperation.
Craig: If you’re with someone really great, like Ash, that should be everything right? So I should feel lucky.
Caitlyn: Okay, believe me, I’m no expert, but love isn’t about luck. It’s about being with the right person.
Emma: Alex, what is your problem?
Alex: Let me see. Your clothes, your voice, your holier than thou attitude. You.
Alex: Nice shirt, hate to bloody it.
Paige: Nice attitude, hate to deflate it, by reminding you, you are a loser.
Chris: So why do you girls always make your hair bigger?
Emma: Why do you guys always catch us doing embarrassing stuff?
Alex: I don’t play well with others.
Marco: I’m not asking you to play. I really liked your speech but most important, I think you can bring a lot to the position.
Rick: Paige. I was hoping we could talk. Bury the hatchet.
Paige: You put my friend in a coma.
Rick: One, I know I let my anger get the better of me last year. And two, I’m in counseling. I’m even seeing Mrs. Sovay. How is Terri, anyways?
Alex: Not that I would ever admit this, but I used to be scared of you.
Paige: Please, I’m so not scary.
Alex: No, you’re a coward and a suck. Because if my boyfriend showed up here and treated me that way, I’d be shopping for a new boyfriend.
Rick: I thought you loved me.
Emma: I felt sorry for you. I pitied you. Get a clue.
Sean: I was faced with a situation, I dealt with it. End of story.
Mrs Sovay: It’s perfectly normal for those who witnessed with violence to feel guilt, Sean.
Sean: Guilt? I stopped Rick from killing people, I sleep like a baby.
Mrs. Sovay: But someone did die Sean. Rick.
Sean: Luck of the draw.
Marco: Doesn’t Mr. O look ‘Oh so fetching’ in his yoga pants.
Paige: Fetching is for dogs and Mr. Oleander is not a dog.
Spinner: Awful? Horrible? Seizure inducing? How about lousy?
Marco: It’s also the last single that Downtown Sasquatch will ever put out.
[DeGrassi musical song #1]
Liberty: Oh these hollowed hall of stone
JT: Make me want to die alone
Liberty: Look way up into the sky
JT: DeGrassi’s name is writ real high
[musical song #2]
Liberty: Radishes, radishes, not so sweet. Red and round and gross to eat. They have power and cruel little voices.
JT: I run DeGrassi, you have no choices.
Amy: For the sake of guys everywhere, I hope she becomes a nun. One of them big ones that sing all the time.
Alex: Aw, Amy that’s mean. The poor girl suffers from penis-a-phobia. Her mom can’t even buy bananas.
Amy: One time they gave her a hot dog, she threw up for a week.
Alex: Simpson has to keep his jockey shorts locked up in a shed out back or she won’t even go into the house.
Jimmy: Look, I don’t feel sorry for you if that’s what you want, okay.
Spinner: I want my friend back.
Jimmy: When have you ever treated me like a friend? When you lied to Rick? When you told me about it?
Spinner: You needed to know.
Jimmy: No, you needed to make yourself feel better. Why don’t you for once think about somebody other than Spinner? Or you know what, just go drive off a bridge. I don’t care, I don’t. You’re dead to me already.
Paige: You want me to thank you? For what? Dropping a dirty bomb on my life.
Manny: Practice went fine without you and if you ask some of us that was a nice coincidence.
Paige: You told Hazel when you swore that you wouldn’t.
Manny: I thought she knew okay, chill.
Paige: Don’t use your outdated slang on me. I doubt that your mouth is even connected to you tiny, shriveled, boy obsessed brain.
Manny: I’m the dumb one? Who’s the one still hasn’t figured out not to chase older guys. Guys so out of her league, it’s not funny.
Paige: Big words for a girl who picks up my leftovers.
Manny: Could you be more self obsessed? All you think about is your own butt which probably does require a lot of thought, given that it’s huge.
Marco: You’re in love, what were you supposed to do?
Paige: Abstain from contact with male humans seeing as how I’m Paige, the Bermuda Triangle of Love.
Manny: Paige basically fights me because she’s a psycho wench.
Emma: She fought you because guys are always turning women against each other.
Craig: Hey didn’t I hear you clocked Amy for being equally trampy?
Ellie: Oh and how’s Ash Craig? Or are you back with Manny? It’s hard to tell when you secretly dated them at the same time.
Craig: I’d rather eat my own liver than accept food from your two scum bags.
Jay Hogart: Manning, do I need to remind you that I’m holding a big scary knife in my hand.
Craig: Yeah, watch your fingers.
Jay Mewes: I know there are laws that prevent it, but I’m gonna marry that bologna. She’s the sugar to my maple, the cheese to my prutine, the back to my bacon.
Ellie: The ‘ic’ to pathetic.
Mr. Santos: You think I sacrificed all my life so you could be a loose girl.
Manny: I’m not a loose girl.
Mr. Santos: Then why do you want bigger boobs? Huh? Huh? What kind of girl wants that? Only a slut.
Spinner: Okay this goes right in the vault, alright? You know those Little Mr. Handsome contests?
Darcy: Beauty pageants for boys.
Spinner: You are looking at Little Mr. Handsome age 4 through 6.
Darcy: So what happened after six?
Spinner: I got ugly, I guess.
Ellie: We don’t need any low-rent, pop-tarts in our band.
Manny: Well, they do say there should be at least one attractive girl in every band.
Ellie: Oh you’re not calling me ugly.
Hazel: Fashion isn’t exactly what Alex’s type does well.
Alex: My type? Lesbian you mean?
Hazel: No, the style impaired.
JT: Okay, so I have this meatball sub. Zesty sauce, ooey gooey cheese, and I like the sub. But somehow I find myself craving oatmeal.
Toby: Is this a Mia meatball sub? Alright well, it’s very tasty, but you get tired of it. But oatmeal, it’s always been there for you. You can depend on it.
Emma: Yeah if the school printed money, your face would be on it.
Manny: Then I’d use it to buy you a big box of shut up.
JT: Aw, did Emma pee her pants?
Emma: No, I just got my period for the first time. Menstruation happens to, oh, about fifty percent of the population. Perfectly natural, nothing to be ashamed of, right Miss Kwan.
Paige: Cheerleading is such a positive thing. It’s great exercise.
Hazel: It builds leadership skills.
Kid: It’s better than watching TV.
Paige: And it boosts school spirit. I mean, what’s bad about that?
Paige: Manny, what is your damage?
Manny: You Paige!
Paige: You better watch it.
Manny: Or what, you’ll spread lies about me, deface my locker? Just try it.
Ashley: You know, you guys should try going a little more post-Emo. Still punk, but less mopey.
Craig: I don't think the other guys even know what regular Emo is. Spinner probably thinks it's a Muppet.
Paige: Ter, we should totally hook up for the cabaret.
Terri: I'm already doing a duo with Ash. Two Girls and a Keyboard.
Paige: Hun, that sounds lamer than Heather Sinclair's highland sword dance.
Ashley: Why? She’s exactly like Jimmy, they only see...
Sean Cameron: What they want to see.
Craig: How was the rest of the party?
Emma: Fine, until all the supposed adults started singing 80's hits.
Emma: You like her, she likes you...
Toby: Her brother likes to maim and kill.
JT: With his teeth.
Jimmy: I think it's these flowers. I'm allergic to them.
Paige: At least you don't have radioactive skin. Or a pumpkin for a date.
Jimmy: Pumpkin in a dress.
Manny: He said no visible underwear. Do you see any underwear?
Emma: No, but...
Manny: That's right. Because I'm not wearing any.
Christine 'Spike' Nelson: If you are sick you cannot stay here. Jack just got over a cold.
Emma: Mom, Jack's not in a bubble.
Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Really. Do you want to breast feed him while he's running a fever?
Spinner: I didn't mean 'homo' as in 'gay', I mean 'homo' as in...
Dylan: ...Milk?
Marco: Spin, even strangers know, and last night, it wasn't about my shoes. Those guys... they knew, and they bashed me because they hated me. Just like you do!
Spinner: Dude, that's brutal. But you can't compare me with those guys.
Marco: Really? Why not?
Jimmy: What's your problem with Marco?
Spinner: That's my problem.
Jimmy: So Marco's a fag? What's your next one gonna say? Something about me being black?
Marco: No. Seeing naked ladies doesn't burn my eyes out. Besides, I wasn't looking at them.
Spinner: Then what were you looking at?
Marco: The drapes, Spin, the drapes.
Jimmy: He was looking at the DUDES.
Marco: Just because you're a guy, doesn't mean I'm automatically attracted to you. Are you attracted to every girl?
Spinner: If they're hot.
Marco: Well... you're not.
Spinner: See that's where you're off-base. I mean, let's agree to disagree.
Emma: You don't wanna be friends...
Manny: Not with a stuck-up prude princess.
Emma: Good, 'cause... I don't want to be friends with the school slut.
Spinner: I need to sleep in your bed
Jimmy: Spin, I like you, but not like that.
Craig: You're every present I never got /
Ashley: You're every wish that never came true /
Craig, Ashley: You're every prayer that went unanswered/ So baby I'll spend Christmas
Craig: With you
Ashley: With you
Craig, Ashley: So baby I'll spend Christmas with you.
Spinner: What's it like being a stud?
Craig: Nerve-racking.
Spinner: You have Ashley: gorgeous, smart, like a fine wine. Then you have Manny: cute, adorable, hot, like ice cream. But hot. Very hot.
Spinner: Not to mention you're a big stud.
Craig: Well, I get around.
Joey: Caitlin. All those years ago, when I broke your heart, I thought I'd lost you forever.
Caitlin: And, yet-here you are, standing in an airport with me on Christmas...
Liberty: Hey Sean, what do you say we ditch school and go chill in the ravine?
Sean Cameron: Liberty...
Liberty: I can get us a five-finger discount on a pack of smokes.
Jay Hogart: A five-finger discount?
Liberty: Oh I'm edgy, I'm on fire.
Sean Cameron: Liberty, you're about as edgy as a butter knife. I’m not interested in you and I never will be. Got it?
Jay: Hey man, you should go for it. I hear she’s really great, in chess.
Toby: He scores... scores again that is... wait until I tell JT - he'll be so jealous.
Hazel: No, because you're not telling him.
Sean Cameron: Why? It's just some stupid dare.
Jimmy: Because she's too embarrassed to tell anyone she macked a total geek... even as a dare.
Sean Cameron: That's great, Hazel... very evolved.
Hazel: Hey, I don't make the rules.
Sean Cameron: No, you just follow them.
Jimmy: Hey Sean, do that impression of Raditch again.
Sean Cameron: It's a Swiss ball!
Ellie: I didn't know the school had an elevator!
Jimmy: I didn't know we even had a basement!
Hazel: Why do you think I'm here?
Toby: Because your shoes didn't match your purse?
Rick Murray: She called me a psycho.
Terri: That's just Paige being Paige.
Rick Murray: And that makes it okay? My feelings mean nothing to you?
Terri: Woah. Rick....
Rick Murray: Don't you dare choose Paige over me again! Don't you DARE.
Craig: Ash, I swear, if you play that song in the competition, I'll...
Ashley: Have sex with MORE grade 9's?
Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Guys, settle down, please?
Craig: If you weren't such a prude, I'd NEVER have been with Manny
Ashley: Oh, but, I thought you loved her.
Craig: Oh, you know what? Go...
Archie 'Snake' Simpson: One more word, double homework!
Jimmy and Spinner's rap:
Jimmy: Our homey is a player / That is all / So why'd you have to go and kick his
Spinner: Ball and chain / Ain't that your name / 'Cause you're a playa hater and that's a shame
Jimmy: And chicks like you ain't worth too much
Spinner: So shut up girl and
Jimmy, Spinner: Make my lunch / Yeah!
Craig: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'M SORRY! How many times do I have to say it?
Ashley: Until you mean it.
Dylan: I just wanted to tell you that there's someone I like.
Marco: I understand, I'm too young, too short, too girly...
Dylan: And way too hard on yourself.
Marco: Are you messing with me?
Dylan: Guilty as charged.
Spinner: Ok I guess it's straight eye for the gay guy. Ok... this... Enrique called. He wants his shirt back.
Spinner: This, what is this? this is like the whole Oliver Twist thing.
Spinner: Please sir, do not wear this. You'll look like an idiot.
Spinner: This... what are you doing? Wrestling cattle?
Marco: Do not throw that.
Spinner: Yeah, um, listen... I need to talk to you about your little friend Tommy boy... okay on the down low... the dude's got scabies.
Dylan: What?
Spinner: I saw him in the shower... it's sick... disgusting.
Jay Hogart: Where's your dog, dog?
Sean Cameron: Has he been getting up in your fries?
Hazel: Brooks, what's the problem?
Jimmy: Let's see. I'm wearing a Sari, our limo driver just got arrested, and the school almost burned down.
Lawyer: How many men have you had sex with, Ms. Michalchuk?
Prosecutor: Objection!
Paige: Actually, I'd like to answer that. That was my only time. And I wouldn't choose to lose my virginity upstairs, at a house party, with a guy I'd known for an hour.
Spinner: What are you doing?
Paige: What do you mean?
Spinner: Paige!
Paige: What? I'm easy! Everyone knows it. The judge, my mother, now you! Like Dean... just get me alone, do whatever you want. No one will stop you. What? You don't want me?
Spinner: Not right now, no.
Paige: Cause Dean got there first?
Spinner: You have to let that go!
Paige: You want me to just let it go? Like someone was rude or stole my seat at lunch.
Spinner: No, that's not what I... I just, I want my girlfriend back. I want Paige back.
Paige: You don't even know her.
Spinner: That's stupid.
Paige: The truth? Paige went upstairs that night. She never came back.
Manny: What do you get out of it?
Emma: That's a really stupid question.
Manny: No what you're doing is stupid, you're letting a disgusting bottom-feeder use you to serial cheat on his girlfriend.
Emma: Should you really be preaching to anyone about that. We're not having real sex.
Manny: It's pretty close.
Emma: But I'm not getting pregnant.
Alex: You know, fake cheese is one ingredient away from being plastic.
Paige: Hmm. Just like Manny Santos.
Alex: It's Mr. O you should be mad at. You know, that wasn't exactly a Prince Charming thing to do.
Paige: But what if I, sorta, miss him already. Is that bad? Shoot me. Drown me in fake cheese!
Craig: You know you are a great guy. The most honest, down-to-earth, nicest person that I know. You're a little short, but that just adds to the cuteness. That I would find you to be. If you were a girl or I was not a guy. Is not gay. Just tell me this is helping.
Marco: You're telling me what I really want to hear. I appreciate it, thanks. If you want to help tell me I'm an idiot.
Craig: You're an idiot?
Marco: I can't go downstairs. I can't stay here. I can't talk to Dylan. What do I do?
Dylan: Marco? I, um-wow.
Craig: So when in doubt you kiss Craig?
Marco: I gotta settle this with Dylan.
Craig: Yeah you do. You really, really do!
Principal Daphne Hatzilakos: I'm willing to offer summer school.
Spinner: But that only gives me two credits, that's not enough to graduate. I mean, that's a whole year of my life I have to do over, that's not fair!
Principal Daphne Hatzilakos: Whats not fair is that Rick Murray is dead as an indirect result of your bullying.
Spinner: If I'm still serving you ten years from now, kill me.
Jay Hogart: Well, study hard and stay in school. Oh, right. You got us expelled.
Jay Hogart: Look, I know math wasn't your strongest subject, but yearbooks plus fire equals the whole school up in flames. Oh yeah, and us in jail. Put the toy away, flip head.
Spinner: You're stopping me?
Jay Hogart: Shocking, but true.
Spinner: You're a freak... in the same way that I am!
Jay Hogart: Yeah, well at least I'm not torching the school! Do you want your former friends to suffer? Huh, do you?
Spinner: I want them back!
Jay Hogart: Listen! As your friend substitute, I'm telling you. This isn't the way! Its not.
Marco: Well, after the pimp hat, and the bee incident, and what my dad said, I thought you were never gonna talk to me again.
Dylan: Well, it crossed my mind, but... I do think you're pretty cute.
Marco: So then... does this mean that I can have another shot? A chance to redeem myself?
Dylan: Well, that depends. What are you doing this Friday?
Manny: You made me be the mascot.
Paige: You made me look stupid.
Manny: You took credit for my work!
Paige: You got Matt fired!
Manny: YOU... I don't remember, but you started it!
Paige: I'll keep going! You stress me at Spirit Squad! You make me look like full fat spaz!
Manny: You know what? Shut up! You're just jealous.
Paige: Ninth grade, my date is orange and I'm sporting a screaming sunburn. Tenth grade, our limo driver, Jim Boy Jed the criminal, delivers us in a cop cruiser. Eleventh grade, it gets worse. Hopped up on painkillers, I arrive with a date who doesn't like girls on the special bus! Hello everyone! Happy prom! This is so perfectly festive!
Jimmy: Are you finished?
Paige: No. My armpits hurt!
Hazel: More than your armpits will hurt if you don't shut your pie hole! I wanted this to be special for him and all you can do is whine!
Marco: Uh, if the tantrums been thrown...
Hazel: One more thing. Manny stepped up and ran the Spirit Squad for you while you were too self-involved! All she wanted was a thank you, but could you give her that? Oh no!
Paige: She was horrible to me!
Hazel: But can you tell me why you had to be more horrible back? Why you always have to be more horrible?
Alanis Morisette/Principal: [to Jay and Silent Bob] You boys are too bloody stupid to make the grade down in the States and your last hope is the school system of the great white north, eh? You want to get oot of grade 12?
[Silent Bob nods vigorously]
Alanis Morisette/Principal: You better start learning what the metric system is all aboot!
Jay: I've got three words for you. Go... to...
Alanis Morisette/Principal: [smacks him across the jaw with a hockey stick] There'll be no more cuss words out of you, you potty-mouthed mall rats. You're gonna learn the dual languages of my home and native land, or you're gonna savor my poutine. 'Cuz you're in Canada now, eh?
Manny: Jay, if you really love me, you'll wait until I'm 18.
Jay: What grade are you in?
Manny: I'm a freshman
Jay: Freshman? Are there any seniors here?
Craig Manning: Stop staring.
Ellie Nash: Stop being an ass.
Manny: Did you just throw a drumstick at my head?
Ellie: You could feel it through all that hairspray? Amazing.
JT: If there’s anything I could do for you, anything at all, I'll do it.
Liberty: You could mangle your male parts in a tragic industrial accident.
Emma: It’s a camera phone.
Manny: So?
Emma: So Peter needs to learn that paybacks are hell and I happen to think he needs to learn it from us.
Manny: And that’s why you're my bestest friend in the whole wide world!
Emma: Time for a picture. Cheese!
Marco: Tim stayed over last night.
Paige: I hope you were safe.
Marco: What?!? No! Totally missing the point. Look, he came out to his dad, who then promptly kicked him out.
Paige: Wow. I just went from excitement to horror in five seconds. Acting has put me in touch with my emotions.
Darcy: Jay? They let you out on parole?
Jay Hogart: I'm off on good behavior. Oh hey, Nuns-R-Us is having a black and white sale, you should really check that out.
Spinner: Funny. You guys always have to do this?
Jay Hogart: I just drove two hours for you. At least let me join your Christian friends for a tasty hot dog or a cool, refreshing beverage.
Spinner: One hot dog, the beer stays in the car, your mouth stays shut and something else stays in your pants. Clear?
Jay Hogart: Spinner, slow down. I was just about to redefine bible pumping.
Spinner: Nah man, you were just about to take a hike.
Jay Hogart: Praise the lord. Those freaks have really got to you.
Spinner: Have you always been this stupid or am I just noticing it now?
Jay Hogart: Ever since you met miss WWJD, I don't even know who you are anymore. What kind of hold does she have on you, anyways? Is she that good in bed?
Spinner: It's not like that, man. We don't even have sex.
Jay Hogart: No sex. Nothing. Are you kidding me? What's her problem?
Spinner: She believes in something. Is that impossible to get into your twisted little brain?
Jay Hogart: No. Whatever, I just want you to be happy.
Spinner: Girls, could I interest you in this interesting pamphlet about Jesus?
Paige: Spin, may I suggest methadone to uh, kick the Christian habit?
Spinner: It’s not a habit, Paige. It’s for life and beyond.
Ellie: Okay, I cannot believe Friendship Club brainwashed Spinner!
Jimmy: There’s not much brain to wash.
Emma: Today I need all the help I can get. It was supposed to be Mom's third wedding anniversary, but I've got a surprise later that’s really gonna make her happy.
Manny: Male strippers dropping it like it’s hot? Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Emma: Okay Manny, I think removing you from public is a good idea for us all.
Christine 'Spike' Nelson: You're not going anywhere.
Emma: But it was just a panic attack.
Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Brought on by starvation. A psychiatrist is coming to talk to you and she might diagnose you as anorexic.
Emma: I want to go home.
Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Honey, you can't. You just can't.
Manny: Em, you have to stop. You have to stop or you're gonna die. You can't do that to me.
Emma: No one's gonna die, okay? I'm gonna try to beat this, Manny. I am. I'm gonna try to beat this.
Hazel: I shouldn't have dived over the counter for that whipped cream canister.
Alex: If only those German tourists hadn't gotten in the way!
Paige: Just wait til university. According to Dylan, it only gets harder.
Marco: Dylan? How is the Satan child anyway?
Ellie: Question: Who's still bitter over last year? Answer: Marco Del Rossi.
Marco: Stop. I am so over that guy. I've already forgotten who we're talking about.
Alex: Good. So then lets talk about stalker boy, Tim. Your lovesick shadow.
Marco: Woah, Spin. You look like you lived through a country song.
Spinner: My dog is fine. The truck runs too.
Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Wow, Paige, I hope we each get some of what's gotten into you!
Paige: I'm not sure that's advisable, Mr. Simpson...
Sean Cameron: It's just a little fun. What'chu got against that?
Emma Nelson: Nothing! I'm all about fun! I love fun! In fact, if fun were people, I would be China.
Mr. Del Rossi: My back! It's thrown! Just leave me Marco, pretend I'm not here.
Marco Del Rossi: Pretend there's not a 200-pound Italian man lying on my floor?
Jimmy: We are guys. Ergo we don't talk about our sex lives.
Spinner: Well, hair grow, at least you have something to not talk about.
Manny: Whatever happened to the "Zero Tolerance O' Sean' policy?
Emma: You were worried about him too.
Manny: Still am but I'm also worried about my best friend who's being an emotional ping-pong ball. Sean, Peter, Peter, Sean.
Emma: I'M NOT!
Paige: I have a mullet.
Terri: What’s a mullet?
Paige: That. Hairstyle of the trailer dwellers and fashion impaired.
Paige: Funny how something is cool one year and so totally uncool the next, kinda like people.
Ashley: Okay Paige I get it. You don’t have to invite me to your dumb party.
Paige: Oh but I was kinda hoping you could take drugs, act like a total freak, and destroy everything. Oh wait, you didn’t that last year.
Jimmy: You move like a wounded polar bear, buddy.
Spinner: I get it; I can’t dance because I’m white.
Jimmy: I’m not saying you can’t dance because you’re white, I’m saying you can’t dance because you suck.
Terri: [poem] I pray at night, you’ll see the light. You’ll come hold me ‘til everything’s alright. I wish I knew just what to do to make this secret wish come true.
Spinner: Because my poem smells like poo.
Liberty: I didn’t dish and I’m not a geek, JT Dork!
JT: Oh them fighting words.
Liberty: You want fighting words? Okay, sucky baby! Poor sport!
JT: Priss face! Goody two shoes!
Liberty: You don’t even know me. You don’t know one true thing about me!
JT: You want one true thing Liberty. You’re boring. B-O-R-I-N-G.
Liberty: I’m stunned. JT spelled a word.
JT: You want another one? Fun. F-U-N. something you wouldn’t know if it came up and bit you in the butt.
Craig: [singing] Would you be my Cinderella / Could I kiss you Manuella.
Manny: You can see me however / You must love me.
Craig, Manny: [together] Forever.
Manny: Forever.
Paige: Terri, you are under arrest for wearing last year’s jeans. Fashion crime.
Hazel: I know someone who could use a ticket herself.
Paige: Me?
Hazel: Yeah, for starting the year wearing a mullet. But you guys want a real fashion crime?
Terri: Do you think they’re maybe bald under there?
Ashley: Do you think that maybe you’re just a bit ignorant?
Hazel: You’re under arrest.
Fereza: Very funny Hazel.
Paige: Haze, when I’m offended you know you’ve really gone too far.
J.T.: I’ve been thinking, there are some upsides to love. Emma got the day off. Simpson canceled homework. And strippers.
Toby: Because when I think of love I always think of strippers.
J.T.: Marriage equals stag party equals strippers which equals tonight.
Kendra: Toby, I like you.
Toby: But just as friend.
Kendra: That’s exactly it. Right there.
Toby: What?
Kendra: You, answering for me, just being there constantly.
Toby: You can’t stand being around me.
Kendra: I love being around you, just not all the time, okay?
Jimmy: One more thing, you say dude like every third word.
Spinner: Yeah, well you have a shiny forehead dude. Can you stop copying me?
Jimmy: You’re the one that copies me.
Spinner: Okay, poppy seed bagels. The seeds stick to your teeth and you walk around all day like some poppy toothed freak.
Jimmy: Shrimp chips. They make you stink up the change room. Shrimp and B.O.
Spinner: You’re a bum and you hang out at my house too much.
Jimmy: That’s because you pee on the toilet seat and my mom doesn’t want you over!
JT: Do you ever wonder why they call them ‘guinea pigs’? I mean, they’re not from Guinea and they’re not pigs.
Miss H: They’re rodents.
JT: Exactly. It’s like quicksand. They call it quicksand but it actually works really, really slowly. And a boxing ring is square.
Sean: Things are always going to be like this. Me screwing up. It’s in my blood.
Emma: It’s in your head, and that’s all.
Sean: Your mom and Mr. Simpson aren’t going to forgive me.
Emma: Did my mom give you the third degree. I mean, if she has to drive you home drunk a second time, it might be a different story.
Liberty: You do that boys’ teams get 80% of the athletic budget.
Armstrong: That’s because there are more boys’ teams. Money is tight for all teams these days.
Liberty: Napoleon said if you want authority you must dress the part. I look regal, commanding...
Kendra: Stupid.
Kendra: We’re not quitting the team, Liberty. We’re quitting you.
Liberty: That’s so unfair.
Emma: Coaches are supposed to inspire people. You just bark at us.
Kendra: And give us crazy textbooks, a thousand ways to make us miserable
Emma: And stupid cape.
Liberty: Alright, I get the point. Look you’re a great team. Be mad at me but don’t let those guys win. Kendra your slap shot is dead on. Emma you’re a good offensive captain. Focus on getting Kendra to the net, let her do the scoring and it’s your game.
Manny: You guys should be proud of Emma. She’s Degrassi’s very own Joan of Arc.
Toby: Joan of Arc was a lunatic who took orders from a burning bush.
Manny: But Joan was also brave and strong and an inspiration to women everywhere, just like Emma.
Emma: Thanks guys, but I’m no Joan of Arc, just following to my conscience.
JT: Paige, help. Stuck in a box.
Paige: Does it say ‘Caution. Freak inside’?
Spinner: Paige what’s going on?
Paige: Nothing.
Spinner: JT in the mascot outfit attacking Dean, that’s not nothing. Paige just…
Paige: Spin, could you please…
Spinner: Something happened to you.
Paige: I just got what I asked for, right?
Spinner: he took it too far like Hazel said, right? Didn’t he?
Spinner: Hey! You’re not going anywhere.
Dean: Your mascot came at me.
Spinner: You think that’s what this is?
Paige: Spinner, stop.
Spinner: He deserves it.
Paige: Spinner, please.
Dean: Water boy your boyfriend?
Paige: I have one thing to say to you dean. Get ready because I am coming after you this time not like spinner or the mascot. For real.
Terri: When my mom died, I was at my friend’s birthday party. I was having a great time and then my dad came to tell me. I was so mad.
Craig: Because she died.
Terri: No because I couldn’t play pin the tail on the donkey.
Craig: That’s a fun game when you’re a little kid.
Terri: Exactly. It wasn’t until later that it hit that she was dead.
Craig: Before my dad died, I wanted him gone. So why am I crying now that he is?
Terri: Because you love him.
Paige: Spin doesn’t want to be brutal so I will. Sully… you’re not really his type, but I can think of ten guys you would be adorable with.
Manny: I don’t want to be adorable. Bunnies and puppies are adorable.
Paige: Hun, if you don’t want to be cute, don’t be. Just change your image. Simple as that.
Sean: You’re so uptight.
Emma: Why? Because I didn’t wanna like make out in front of other people?
Sean: No, because you never want to do anything. Not with me.
Emma: I just spent my entire lunch with you.
Sean: Yeah, cleaning the ravine.
Emma: Well sorry, that I care about stupid unimportant things like the environment.
Sean: That’s all you care about. Emma nelson, environment crusade, a babysitter, a nurse.
Emma: Snake has cancer Sean.
Sean: Yeah, I heard.
Emma: Fine, tomorrow you spend lunch with those losers.
Sean: You know what, I will. Because at least they’re fun.
Emma: Fun? You, you’re just pathetic.
Hazel: What we want isn’t always what we get.
Terri: And what we get isn’t always what we want, is it?
Joey: Don’t you just love the holidays?
Caitlyn: Oh sure, another excuse for us to over spend and over eat.
Spinner: Dude, you are my inspiration. You’re a man among men. I need details.
Craig: Like?
Spinner: Like what it’s like being a stud.
Craig: Nerve-racking.
Spinner: C’mon you have Ashley, gorgeous, smart, like fine champagne. Then you have Manny, cute, adorable, hot, like ice cream, but hot, very hot.
Craig: So you don’t think it’s wrong?
Spinner: For me, yeah, for you, no.
Craig: What do you mean?
Spinner: Well, I have Paige, I know she’s the one. But you, you’re not sure yet. You’re still sampling both. It’s the try before buy kind of deal. Not to mention, you’re a big stud.
Craig: Yeah, well, I get around.
Sidney: You know what’s really weird is walking into this house and seeing you suspended from the kitchen window.
Caitlyn: I told you…
Sidney: A lie. I’m not stupid okay. I know you still have feelings for Joe, and I get it. He’s amazing. But here’s what I also know. Joe and this family, they need me, not some charming, klutzy, fun and games, blast from the past. Me.
Emma: I was just trying to remember what it was that I liked about him.
Chris: Him? Don’t bother. Slim Shady ain’t worth remembering.
Ashley: Ellie, do you smell something?
Ellie: I think it’s the peculiar stench of a boyfriend thief.
Sean: Great, brown-nosing, whip cracking, wizard freak Van Zandt.
Liberty: Great, Hell’s Angel in training, slacker, back side Cameron.
Terri: Manny is so lucky. Babies are bundles of love. I’m little jealous.
Paige: Ter, you should be fixed for even thinking that.
Terri: Excuse me?
Paige: I like Manny but this is the most loser-ish move ever. She is going to be somebody’s mom. She’s totally ruining her life and probably her figure.
Manny: I wanted to know what being a single mom is really like.
Spike: Maybe like juggling six things all at once. Plus, all six things are on fire and you’re standing up running a bus, and you can’t stop for at least twelve years.
Manny: Sounds horrible.
Spike: It gets you sticky candy kisses, Christmas presents made out of toilet paper rolls.
Rick: One, you have no right to dictate who Terri’s friends are. And two, you’re a vicious back stabber.
Paige: Oh I’m vicious?
Rick: Everything you say is a judgment. You think you’re so perfect.
Paige: What? Well I’d rather be that than a psycho.
Paige: Okay, I’m sorry you had a crappy year, I’m sorry Craig treated you like dirt, but get over it.
Ashley: Paige, you have no idea.
Paige: You take everything so seriously. Just lighten up.
Ashley: Yeah, I’ll just do that Paige.
Paige: You should. I’m sorry to be brutally blunt, but Craig didn’t cheat on you just because of hormones.
Ashley: Paige.
Paige: So run away next year. But it won’t help. Cause the real problem is you.
Amy: Right, what are you? Some kind of bloodsucking vampire?
Ellie: Keep hitting on my boyfriend and you’ll find out.
Caitlyn: It’s not a couple of months. It’s almost a year. And I thought you wouldn’t want me to go if you loved me.
Joey: I do want you to go because I do love you. That’s never going to change. I promise.
Caitlyn: You’ve made promises before, promises you didn’t keep.
JT, Toby: Cohabitation requires Coordinated Cooperation.
Craig: If you’re with someone really great, like Ash, that should be everything right? So I should feel lucky.
Caitlyn: Okay, believe me, I’m no expert, but love isn’t about luck. It’s about being with the right person.
Emma: Alex, what is your problem?
Alex: Let me see. Your clothes, your voice, your holier than thou attitude. You.
Alex: Nice shirt, hate to bloody it.
Paige: Nice attitude, hate to deflate it, by reminding you, you are a loser.
Chris: So why do you girls always make your hair bigger?
Emma: Why do you guys always catch us doing embarrassing stuff?
Alex: I don’t play well with others.
Marco: I’m not asking you to play. I really liked your speech but most important, I think you can bring a lot to the position.
Rick: Paige. I was hoping we could talk. Bury the hatchet.
Paige: You put my friend in a coma.
Rick: One, I know I let my anger get the better of me last year. And two, I’m in counseling. I’m even seeing Mrs. Sovay. How is Terri, anyways?
Alex: Not that I would ever admit this, but I used to be scared of you.
Paige: Please, I’m so not scary.
Alex: No, you’re a coward and a suck. Because if my boyfriend showed up here and treated me that way, I’d be shopping for a new boyfriend.
Rick: I thought you loved me.
Emma: I felt sorry for you. I pitied you. Get a clue.
Sean: I was faced with a situation, I dealt with it. End of story.
Mrs Sovay: It’s perfectly normal for those who witnessed with violence to feel guilt, Sean.
Sean: Guilt? I stopped Rick from killing people, I sleep like a baby.
Mrs. Sovay: But someone did die Sean. Rick.
Sean: Luck of the draw.
Marco: Doesn’t Mr. O look ‘Oh so fetching’ in his yoga pants.
Paige: Fetching is for dogs and Mr. Oleander is not a dog.
Spinner: Awful? Horrible? Seizure inducing? How about lousy?
Marco: It’s also the last single that Downtown Sasquatch will ever put out.
[DeGrassi musical song #1]
Liberty: Oh these hollowed hall of stone
JT: Make me want to die alone
Liberty: Look way up into the sky
JT: DeGrassi’s name is writ real high
[musical song #2]
Liberty: Radishes, radishes, not so sweet. Red and round and gross to eat. They have power and cruel little voices.
JT: I run DeGrassi, you have no choices.
Amy: For the sake of guys everywhere, I hope she becomes a nun. One of them big ones that sing all the time.
Alex: Aw, Amy that’s mean. The poor girl suffers from penis-a-phobia. Her mom can’t even buy bananas.
Amy: One time they gave her a hot dog, she threw up for a week.
Alex: Simpson has to keep his jockey shorts locked up in a shed out back or she won’t even go into the house.
Jimmy: Look, I don’t feel sorry for you if that’s what you want, okay.
Spinner: I want my friend back.
Jimmy: When have you ever treated me like a friend? When you lied to Rick? When you told me about it?
Spinner: You needed to know.
Jimmy: No, you needed to make yourself feel better. Why don’t you for once think about somebody other than Spinner? Or you know what, just go drive off a bridge. I don’t care, I don’t. You’re dead to me already.
Paige: You want me to thank you? For what? Dropping a dirty bomb on my life.
Manny: Practice went fine without you and if you ask some of us that was a nice coincidence.
Paige: You told Hazel when you swore that you wouldn’t.
Manny: I thought she knew okay, chill.
Paige: Don’t use your outdated slang on me. I doubt that your mouth is even connected to you tiny, shriveled, boy obsessed brain.
Manny: I’m the dumb one? Who’s the one still hasn’t figured out not to chase older guys. Guys so out of her league, it’s not funny.
Paige: Big words for a girl who picks up my leftovers.
Manny: Could you be more self obsessed? All you think about is your own butt which probably does require a lot of thought, given that it’s huge.
Marco: You’re in love, what were you supposed to do?
Paige: Abstain from contact with male humans seeing as how I’m Paige, the Bermuda Triangle of Love.
Manny: Paige basically fights me because she’s a psycho wench.
Emma: She fought you because guys are always turning women against each other.
Craig: Hey didn’t I hear you clocked Amy for being equally trampy?
Ellie: Oh and how’s Ash Craig? Or are you back with Manny? It’s hard to tell when you secretly dated them at the same time.
Craig: I’d rather eat my own liver than accept food from your two scum bags.
Jay Hogart: Manning, do I need to remind you that I’m holding a big scary knife in my hand.
Craig: Yeah, watch your fingers.
Jay Mewes: I know there are laws that prevent it, but I’m gonna marry that bologna. She’s the sugar to my maple, the cheese to my prutine, the back to my bacon.
Ellie: The ‘ic’ to pathetic.
Mr. Santos: You think I sacrificed all my life so you could be a loose girl.
Manny: I’m not a loose girl.
Mr. Santos: Then why do you want bigger boobs? Huh? Huh? What kind of girl wants that? Only a slut.
Spinner: Okay this goes right in the vault, alright? You know those Little Mr. Handsome contests?
Darcy: Beauty pageants for boys.
Spinner: You are looking at Little Mr. Handsome age 4 through 6.
Darcy: So what happened after six?
Spinner: I got ugly, I guess.
Ellie: We don’t need any low-rent, pop-tarts in our band.
Manny: Well, they do say there should be at least one attractive girl in every band.
Ellie: Oh you’re not calling me ugly.
Hazel: Fashion isn’t exactly what Alex’s type does well.
Alex: My type? Lesbian you mean?
Hazel: No, the style impaired.
JT: Okay, so I have this meatball sub. Zesty sauce, ooey gooey cheese, and I like the sub. But somehow I find myself craving oatmeal.
Toby: Is this a Mia meatball sub? Alright well, it’s very tasty, but you get tired of it. But oatmeal, it’s always been there for you. You can depend on it.
Emma: Yeah if the school printed money, your face would be on it.
Manny: Then I’d use it to buy you a big box of shut up.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Craig Manning
And who says money can't buy you happiness?
Somethin' 'bout the way you shine / When the lights go out / I wanna make you mine / Somethin' 'bout the way it seems / You're always here in my dreams / When there's no one there / No, I'm not scared / But I'm in love / With you
Me. In an infinite universe, on an insignificant planet, what are we? One of six billion inhabitants, big deal. And honestly? If I were to say - if I were to disappear, who'd care? What would it matter? A subatomic blip in the temporal fabric of creation. So there you have it. Craig Manning.
It's not my locker I don't like... it's you.
Manny! I made a huge mistake. You're the one for me. Look, not Ash, and I'm gonna tell her that. OK, it's you. It's always been you.
You got a family, alright? I just stay at some guy's house. But Manny and the baby... they're mine. They're for me.
That rap will never leave the garage.
[performing with Downtown Sasquatch at the Battle of the Bands]
I don't know if you'll forgive me / For being so blind / To how you felt / Don't ask me why I couldn't see it / That'd take me years to figure out / And that's not something I know much about / But there's only one way to find out / Yeah, yeah, yeah / What I know is that I've hurt you, oh / What I know is that I suck / And what I know is that I'm sorry / What I know is that I'm a loser, yeah / What I know is I screwed up / And then I never earned your trust / And what I know is that everything I touch just turns to dust
No, it's not okay. I've made a lot of mistakes since coming here, but you were probably the biggest.
Marco, with your hair all big like that, you kinda look like Ashley.
I'll be in the boiler room, I have some work to do.
You have three options, Dad. I can go to Children’s Aid right now. I can go and stay at Joey’s while we sort this thing out. Or I can stay here and let you beat me.
You want to know the real reason why I couldn’t kiss her? She reminds me of my five year sister.
Because if he really loved Kate, he wouldn’t want to change her. He’d love her for who she really is.
Your love brings tears to my eyes.
At least you have a dad. Last time I checked you had two.
I think you’re dumb and you kind of smell.
We hooked up once. There’s not much to miss.
As in, mostly like to succeed in killing someone Alex?
There’s so much to be jealous of Spin. I mean, your charm, your way with women.
I love airports. People saying hellos, goodbyes, I love you’s.
This is supposed to be independent study time. Me, independent and walking. You, study my butt leaving.
Convince her that I’m not Satan’s kin.
Once people think you’re crazy, I think they just think about that. They stop treating you like you’re you.
You couldn’t even get to porn in here, Simpson is Online Officer.
Parting is so not sweet sorrow.
She’s a virus. She gets her way inside. Everything’s okay for a bit then bam! She rips it all apart.
There’ll never be a single place / I can see your face / but I know from faith
There’s never be a single place / where I feel safe / where I can escape from you
I can feel them, you know, your eyes burning a hole in my back.
Ninety percent of my issues in life: girls, girls, girls. So this year I’m a monk. Just school and the band. No distractions, no drama.
Monks don’t date. It was friends hanging out.
Ellie, we group together. You’ve seen me down in the gutter, lower than low, lower than I want anyone else to see me. That’s why you’re my friend. My really good friend.
When I get nervous, it’s like my synapses have a party. I need a little confident boost sometimes.
Manny, I’m crazy about you. It should be all the comfort you need.
I’ve made a lot of mistakes coming here but you were probably the biggest. I mean, if I could go back in time, I would of stopped. Saved us both a lot of pain.
Somethin' 'bout the way you shine / When the lights go out / I wanna make you mine / Somethin' 'bout the way it seems / You're always here in my dreams / When there's no one there / No, I'm not scared / But I'm in love / With you
Me. In an infinite universe, on an insignificant planet, what are we? One of six billion inhabitants, big deal. And honestly? If I were to say - if I were to disappear, who'd care? What would it matter? A subatomic blip in the temporal fabric of creation. So there you have it. Craig Manning.
It's not my locker I don't like... it's you.
Manny! I made a huge mistake. You're the one for me. Look, not Ash, and I'm gonna tell her that. OK, it's you. It's always been you.
You got a family, alright? I just stay at some guy's house. But Manny and the baby... they're mine. They're for me.
That rap will never leave the garage.
[performing with Downtown Sasquatch at the Battle of the Bands]
I don't know if you'll forgive me / For being so blind / To how you felt / Don't ask me why I couldn't see it / That'd take me years to figure out / And that's not something I know much about / But there's only one way to find out / Yeah, yeah, yeah / What I know is that I've hurt you, oh / What I know is that I suck / And what I know is that I'm sorry / What I know is that I'm a loser, yeah / What I know is I screwed up / And then I never earned your trust / And what I know is that everything I touch just turns to dust
No, it's not okay. I've made a lot of mistakes since coming here, but you were probably the biggest.
Marco, with your hair all big like that, you kinda look like Ashley.
I'll be in the boiler room, I have some work to do.
You have three options, Dad. I can go to Children’s Aid right now. I can go and stay at Joey’s while we sort this thing out. Or I can stay here and let you beat me.
You want to know the real reason why I couldn’t kiss her? She reminds me of my five year sister.
Because if he really loved Kate, he wouldn’t want to change her. He’d love her for who she really is.
Your love brings tears to my eyes.
At least you have a dad. Last time I checked you had two.
I think you’re dumb and you kind of smell.
We hooked up once. There’s not much to miss.
As in, mostly like to succeed in killing someone Alex?
There’s so much to be jealous of Spin. I mean, your charm, your way with women.
I love airports. People saying hellos, goodbyes, I love you’s.
This is supposed to be independent study time. Me, independent and walking. You, study my butt leaving.
Convince her that I’m not Satan’s kin.
Once people think you’re crazy, I think they just think about that. They stop treating you like you’re you.
You couldn’t even get to porn in here, Simpson is Online Officer.
Parting is so not sweet sorrow.
She’s a virus. She gets her way inside. Everything’s okay for a bit then bam! She rips it all apart.
There’ll never be a single place / I can see your face / but I know from faith
There’s never be a single place / where I feel safe / where I can escape from you
I can feel them, you know, your eyes burning a hole in my back.
Ninety percent of my issues in life: girls, girls, girls. So this year I’m a monk. Just school and the band. No distractions, no drama.
Monks don’t date. It was friends hanging out.
Ellie, we group together. You’ve seen me down in the gutter, lower than low, lower than I want anyone else to see me. That’s why you’re my friend. My really good friend.
When I get nervous, it’s like my synapses have a party. I need a little confident boost sometimes.
Manny, I’m crazy about you. It should be all the comfort you need.
I’ve made a lot of mistakes coming here but you were probably the biggest. I mean, if I could go back in time, I would of stopped. Saved us both a lot of pain.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Sean Cameron
[poem] Poetry is crime, No idea how to rhyme, stupid waste of time.
My social worker says it's beneficial. Personally, I couldn't give a rat's...
Emma, you interfering, it’s nothing new. Did people ever hate you for it? No, never. So don’t worry about it, it’ll all work out.
So teacher’s pet, when is Miss H. getting you your own cage?
Relevant? Shakespeare’s some old dead white guy from 500 years ago. What does he know about my life? Nothing.
Still, a guy’s got to wonder why your girlfriend, Miss Conformity, ended up in detention.
Let me make it simple. Move in, with someone who loves you.
I am Sean Cameron. I want some chocolate milk. And I need the stupidity to be over.
I’d thought you be happy for me. Spreading democracy, peace keeping , protecting our country, you know, these are all good things.
Give me a break. Knocking her up was never the plan.
My social worker says it's beneficial. Personally, I couldn't give a rat's...
Emma, you interfering, it’s nothing new. Did people ever hate you for it? No, never. So don’t worry about it, it’ll all work out.
So teacher’s pet, when is Miss H. getting you your own cage?
Relevant? Shakespeare’s some old dead white guy from 500 years ago. What does he know about my life? Nothing.
Still, a guy’s got to wonder why your girlfriend, Miss Conformity, ended up in detention.
Let me make it simple. Move in, with someone who loves you.
I am Sean Cameron. I want some chocolate milk. And I need the stupidity to be over.
I’d thought you be happy for me. Spreading democracy, peace keeping , protecting our country, you know, these are all good things.
Give me a break. Knocking her up was never the plan.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Miss Kwan
Miss Kerwin, Mr. Brooks, this is a school not a petting zoo. Kindly disengage yourselves. Would you prefer to take it up with the principal? I’m sure he’d be happy to discuss the finer points of Degrassi Code of Conduct. You two may think you’re adorable, but that doesn’t mean anyone else does.
The student I could never forget even after years and years of therapy. Who could that be? [Spinner]
The student of all students. Drum roll please. Ashley Kerwin.
C.S. Lewis called romance the religion of love, but for many writers, romance isn’t so simple. It is often a confusing experience.
Gavin, if only you could apply this passion to your poems in class. “Oh Miss Kwan, your hair kissed by the wind, your lips kissed by me. Spinner Mason.”
A smart reader uses strategies before she reads to preview the text, and to activate their prior knowledge of the topic. A smart reader also tracks and reports ideas as they read them.
The student I could never forget even after years and years of therapy. Who could that be? [Spinner]
The student of all students. Drum roll please. Ashley Kerwin.
C.S. Lewis called romance the religion of love, but for many writers, romance isn’t so simple. It is often a confusing experience.
Gavin, if only you could apply this passion to your poems in class. “Oh Miss Kwan, your hair kissed by the wind, your lips kissed by me. Spinner Mason.”
A smart reader uses strategies before she reads to preview the text, and to activate their prior knowledge of the topic. A smart reader also tracks and reports ideas as they read them.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Christine 'Spike' Nelson
Children shouldn’t have to live with that type of stress.
Write down all your thoughts in a letter and when you’re calmer, reread it.
Ultimately, the responsibility is yours. So the decision is yours, no one else’s.
Two conditions: no kissing anyone but me ever again. And no singing, ever again.
Do you know how boring life would be if it were simple?
Write down all your thoughts in a letter and when you’re calmer, reread it.
Ultimately, the responsibility is yours. So the decision is yours, no one else’s.
Two conditions: no kissing anyone but me ever again. And no singing, ever again.
Do you know how boring life would be if it were simple?
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Terri McGreggor
My mom died Ash. She’s never coming back. But you, you have your dad back. No, it’s not the same, you want to know why? Because you have a choice, I don’t. Don’t make the wrong one.
I said no. Paige doesn’t understand that word. Never has.
Hey, most girls on the planet look like this. So get used to it. I made 500 bucks today as a plus-size model. Yeah, plus-size. What do you make ice cream boy?
I said no. Paige doesn’t understand that word. Never has.
Hey, most girls on the planet look like this. So get used to it. I made 500 bucks today as a plus-size model. Yeah, plus-size. What do you make ice cream boy?
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Marco Del Rossi
You’ve got to be kidding. Your hair, it’s so last year. Your shoes, they never match anything and they smell. And to tell you the truth, you’re not even that cute.
Spin, I hate bees. They're like flying death monkeys.
I can't. Pa, it's taken me seventeen years to say it. I'm gay. Gay. I'm totally gay.
We, like, kissed, for like, ever.
No, Casanova, I said express your feelings.
Does anyone really crave a salad?
Sean’s rude, El? What do you call bringing Marco the security blanket on a double date?
Look she’s right. Alex is right, the school is split. But where she’s wrong, come on, it’s not the president’s job to remind us that we’re freaks. I mean, I do that fine enough by myself. Hey, queer? Sure. Odd? Why not. Strange? You bet. I love this school. I promise if you vote for me I’ll bring DeGrassi together in freakish harmony for the first time. For real.
Dirty politics. i guess queer was the worst thing he could call me, you know.
I am shaken. I want to turn back time. I need, I need to believe that life is better than this.
When people see DeGrassi, I want them to think ‘cute and cuddly’.
How’s this for a story. Prejudice and homophobia at local high school.
My whole point is, that I’m supposed to be one of them.
I did have some, but you know how it is with plans. They change.
What? You two have hand signals. We don’t even have hand signals.
‘Craig intentions’? ‘How Craig Got His Groove Back’?
Guys they don’t brain wash, they’re too busy singing and praying and stuff.
That’s what being wreckless is all about my friend. Just doing, not thinking, hurting whoever you want in the process.
And now as we head off into every direction, let us remember the ties we have with each other and to Degrassi, because the best thing about the past is that it’s just a huge part of the future. So, to the future, to us, we did it guys!
You’ve got to choose. Self-respect or Jesse? Sounds like a pretty easy call.
When boy hunting, try to look like you’re having fun.
Spin, I hate bees. They're like flying death monkeys.
I can't. Pa, it's taken me seventeen years to say it. I'm gay. Gay. I'm totally gay.
We, like, kissed, for like, ever.
No, Casanova, I said express your feelings.
Does anyone really crave a salad?
Sean’s rude, El? What do you call bringing Marco the security blanket on a double date?
Look she’s right. Alex is right, the school is split. But where she’s wrong, come on, it’s not the president’s job to remind us that we’re freaks. I mean, I do that fine enough by myself. Hey, queer? Sure. Odd? Why not. Strange? You bet. I love this school. I promise if you vote for me I’ll bring DeGrassi together in freakish harmony for the first time. For real.
Dirty politics. i guess queer was the worst thing he could call me, you know.
I am shaken. I want to turn back time. I need, I need to believe that life is better than this.
When people see DeGrassi, I want them to think ‘cute and cuddly’.
How’s this for a story. Prejudice and homophobia at local high school.
My whole point is, that I’m supposed to be one of them.
I did have some, but you know how it is with plans. They change.
What? You two have hand signals. We don’t even have hand signals.
‘Craig intentions’? ‘How Craig Got His Groove Back’?
Guys they don’t brain wash, they’re too busy singing and praying and stuff.
That’s what being wreckless is all about my friend. Just doing, not thinking, hurting whoever you want in the process.
And now as we head off into every direction, let us remember the ties we have with each other and to Degrassi, because the best thing about the past is that it’s just a huge part of the future. So, to the future, to us, we did it guys!
You’ve got to choose. Self-respect or Jesse? Sounds like a pretty easy call.
When boy hunting, try to look like you’re having fun.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Archie 'Snake' Simpson
JT, did you email me naked baboon pictures again?
Gavin, derogatory jokes are not acceptable ever. Tolerance comes from ignorance, it’s good you’re seeing Dr. Sally in health today.
Kendra tell your boyfriend that class time is my time not his.
You’re more than ready for Raditch. You’re ready for the UN.
We’re got good food, my friends are here. And I just had marrow taken out of my butt so sue me if I want to have a good time.
Help? It’s a little late for that, don’t you think? I was on death’s door. Spike blows her life savings on a laptop to cheer me up and you stole it. What kind of person does that?
Heather Sinclair just came down with mono. Her loss is Jimmy’s game.
Gavin, derogatory jokes are not acceptable ever. Tolerance comes from ignorance, it’s good you’re seeing Dr. Sally in health today.
Kendra tell your boyfriend that class time is my time not his.
You’re more than ready for Raditch. You’re ready for the UN.
We’re got good food, my friends are here. And I just had marrow taken out of my butt so sue me if I want to have a good time.
Help? It’s a little late for that, don’t you think? I was on death’s door. Spike blows her life savings on a laptop to cheer me up and you stole it. What kind of person does that?
Heather Sinclair just came down with mono. Her loss is Jimmy’s game.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Ellie Nash
Guys suck, Ashley. They enjoy messing with our feelings - and then sticking us with the rent.
Rule number one of puberty: Shower every day.
You can't handle it. You have to take away the one thing that matters.
Monogamy. Wow. What a difficult concept.
‘E is for ERNEST who choked on a peach.’
[email] S as in SECRET, I admire. You, from A – AFAR. XO Bad Rhymer.
Someone likes you. Email’s anonymous. Afraid of the response, it keeps that stuff away. Telling someone you like them is hard.
[poem] M is for MARCO. Z is for ZEN GARDEN. Meet me, after school.
You’re welcome, but I can’t pretend forever. You can’t either.
I’d have more fun sculpting my earwax.
Funerals are stressful. Weird things happen.
He’s in the army, he leaves. It happens.
It was the only pain I could control.
You’re worth six Seans.
Home by 11 does not mean AM.
Mom, you slapped my boyfriend.
Pick one Mom! Knife. Razor. What’s best for me Mom? Because if I stay here, I’m gonna do it again. You’re making me do it again. This is what it costs. Your drinking made me cut myself. You have to understand why I can’t keep living with you.
A home isn’t a home without a pet.
I have to pray to anorexic fashion victims to get your attention.
Let’s call it a choice. Monogamy. Wow. What a difficult concept.
Okay, we have to throw him the greatest, most rockingest party ever.
Oldest rule of music, Craig: The band is only as good as its drummer.
Yeah, very practical roadie costume.
You tell me. You’re the one that called her. You’re the one that sat there drooling over her all night like some perv. And this? This isn’t me. I don’t dress up.
I’m arrogant? I’ve never met a more pompous jerk.
I’d have to care to hate you.
You lecture me over my writing and then you go gaga over a band that screams jibberish instead of taking the time to craft actual lyrics.
Yeah, I feel bad that I take time to meet guys who actually like me. In fact, I don’t know how I made it through high school without having my breasts shown online.
Rule number one of puberty: Shower every day.
You can't handle it. You have to take away the one thing that matters.
Monogamy. Wow. What a difficult concept.
‘E is for ERNEST who choked on a peach.’
[email] S as in SECRET, I admire. You, from A – AFAR. XO Bad Rhymer.
Someone likes you. Email’s anonymous. Afraid of the response, it keeps that stuff away. Telling someone you like them is hard.
[poem] M is for MARCO. Z is for ZEN GARDEN. Meet me, after school.
You’re welcome, but I can’t pretend forever. You can’t either.
I’d have more fun sculpting my earwax.
Funerals are stressful. Weird things happen.
He’s in the army, he leaves. It happens.
It was the only pain I could control.
You’re worth six Seans.
Home by 11 does not mean AM.
Mom, you slapped my boyfriend.
Pick one Mom! Knife. Razor. What’s best for me Mom? Because if I stay here, I’m gonna do it again. You’re making me do it again. This is what it costs. Your drinking made me cut myself. You have to understand why I can’t keep living with you.
A home isn’t a home without a pet.
I have to pray to anorexic fashion victims to get your attention.
Let’s call it a choice. Monogamy. Wow. What a difficult concept.
Okay, we have to throw him the greatest, most rockingest party ever.
Oldest rule of music, Craig: The band is only as good as its drummer.
Yeah, very practical roadie costume.
You tell me. You’re the one that called her. You’re the one that sat there drooling over her all night like some perv. And this? This isn’t me. I don’t dress up.
I’m arrogant? I’ve never met a more pompous jerk.
I’d have to care to hate you.
You lecture me over my writing and then you go gaga over a band that screams jibberish instead of taking the time to craft actual lyrics.
Yeah, I feel bad that I take time to meet guys who actually like me. In fact, I don’t know how I made it through high school without having my breasts shown online.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Hazel Aden
Oh, me too! And if you really want to know how bad a freeze out can get, phone Ashley Kerwin up!
You're doing the nod of sleep. It's not attractive.
I hope they have yoga in jail.
You said my name sounded Somalian. Aden, that’s because it is. At my last school, something happened to me. I got cornered by these girls, one of them held, the other hit me. Called me a terrorist.
Who said dying wasn’t any fun?
Gee, Mr. Oleander, I thought you only had eyes for Paige.
More than your armpits will hurt if you don’t shut your pie hole. I wanted this to be special for him, and all you can do is whine.
Our limo is a skank free zone.
You're doing the nod of sleep. It's not attractive.
I hope they have yoga in jail.
You said my name sounded Somalian. Aden, that’s because it is. At my last school, something happened to me. I got cornered by these girls, one of them held, the other hit me. Called me a terrorist.
Who said dying wasn’t any fun?
Gee, Mr. Oleander, I thought you only had eyes for Paige.
More than your armpits will hurt if you don’t shut your pie hole. I wanted this to be special for him, and all you can do is whine.
Our limo is a skank free zone.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Ashley Kerwin
Paige, you are a hag on two fronts, your looks and your personality.
[poem] Yolanda stared into the soul of the eclipse, and saw the world for what it was: a shadow of black, empty, despairing, nothingness.
Jimmy, you just don't have what Sean has, and you never will... you're just not enough for me...
Not only did my dad tell me he's gay, but he left us for his boyfriend. I've come to a decision, my dad is cut out of my life.
Oh my god, Liberty! I didn't invite you! How did you know? Was I sending out second vibrations?
Hey, you're not Jimmy and Spinner! Unless they had a sex change!
It's about breaking a person. Their spirit. Taming them. Making them into someone they aren't. Making them into a lesser version of themselves.
[performing with Hell Hath No Fury at the Battle of the Bands competition]
This song is the prize for breaking my heart / Should of written these words to you right from the start / You say it doesn't matter, how it's all in the past / My pain doesn't show, it's disguised by this mask / I can't pretend to forgive and forget / Gonna make the day you met me, a day you'll regret / 'Cause you're the dust in my eye / You're the rock in my shoe / Yeah, you lie, lie, lie / Better watch what you say, 'cause I'm on to you / Mr. Nice Guy, whoa, Mr. Nice Guy / You're so nice.
Nice lyrics. They were just right.
Hey, everybody these two have an announcement to make, guys! Guys aww... they're too modest. So I'll help spread the joy. These two idiots are pregnant. That's right, 'cause it's way too difficult to use a condom! I can’t believe you slept with her.
[poem] It happens to other people. You say how sad, you say poor thing. But when it’s you, it’s something else. It’s everything. It started with something minor, went from there to something worse. The friends you love thought you knew just disappeared. It felt so weird, half blessing, half curse. It happens to other people. You say how sad, you say poor thing.
Toby, you’re normally a garb-orator.
I didn’t know my kitchen was upstairs.
I wouldn’t expect a conformist to understand.
[song] You breathe but you can’t see it / you’re strong but you can’t feel it / you could but you don’t know it / I know you, the real you / I know you, the real you
Wrong. You don’t know how to say it Craig because you don’t really love me.
Sorry doesn’t make up for all the pain you’ve caused.
Change isn’t automatically bad, El.
Because nothing ever gets in the way of what Craig wants. Not emotions, honesty, other people’s feelings.
[lyrical poem] Black, twisted agony, the fires of chaos burn on. Run for her tombstone before it’s too late. The blood runs cold in her veins.
I just can’t pretend to forget, gonna make the day you met me, the day you regret.
Typical. Self-absorbed Craig thinks the song is actually about him.
[song] I lost in a void of eternity / the eye of the storm / the depth the sea / A black hole rips me from inside out / Gravity ending me
Jimmy, when a girl throws herself at you, you shouldn’t kick her out.
[poem] Yolanda stared into the soul of the eclipse, and saw the world for what it was: a shadow of black, empty, despairing, nothingness.
Jimmy, you just don't have what Sean has, and you never will... you're just not enough for me...
Not only did my dad tell me he's gay, but he left us for his boyfriend. I've come to a decision, my dad is cut out of my life.
Oh my god, Liberty! I didn't invite you! How did you know? Was I sending out second vibrations?
Hey, you're not Jimmy and Spinner! Unless they had a sex change!
It's about breaking a person. Their spirit. Taming them. Making them into someone they aren't. Making them into a lesser version of themselves.
[performing with Hell Hath No Fury at the Battle of the Bands competition]
This song is the prize for breaking my heart / Should of written these words to you right from the start / You say it doesn't matter, how it's all in the past / My pain doesn't show, it's disguised by this mask / I can't pretend to forgive and forget / Gonna make the day you met me, a day you'll regret / 'Cause you're the dust in my eye / You're the rock in my shoe / Yeah, you lie, lie, lie / Better watch what you say, 'cause I'm on to you / Mr. Nice Guy, whoa, Mr. Nice Guy / You're so nice.
Nice lyrics. They were just right.
Hey, everybody these two have an announcement to make, guys! Guys aww... they're too modest. So I'll help spread the joy. These two idiots are pregnant. That's right, 'cause it's way too difficult to use a condom! I can’t believe you slept with her.
[poem] It happens to other people. You say how sad, you say poor thing. But when it’s you, it’s something else. It’s everything. It started with something minor, went from there to something worse. The friends you love thought you knew just disappeared. It felt so weird, half blessing, half curse. It happens to other people. You say how sad, you say poor thing.
Toby, you’re normally a garb-orator.
I didn’t know my kitchen was upstairs.
I wouldn’t expect a conformist to understand.
[song] You breathe but you can’t see it / you’re strong but you can’t feel it / you could but you don’t know it / I know you, the real you / I know you, the real you
Wrong. You don’t know how to say it Craig because you don’t really love me.
Sorry doesn’t make up for all the pain you’ve caused.
Change isn’t automatically bad, El.
Because nothing ever gets in the way of what Craig wants. Not emotions, honesty, other people’s feelings.
[lyrical poem] Black, twisted agony, the fires of chaos burn on. Run for her tombstone before it’s too late. The blood runs cold in her veins.
I just can’t pretend to forget, gonna make the day you met me, the day you regret.
Typical. Self-absorbed Craig thinks the song is actually about him.
[song] I lost in a void of eternity / the eye of the storm / the depth the sea / A black hole rips me from inside out / Gravity ending me
Jimmy, when a girl throws herself at you, you shouldn’t kick her out.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Toby Isaacs
She’s not my step sister. We just happen to be stuck in a forced-living situation.
You know, I’ve been thinking, about what you said last night, you know, about when you’re trying to master a really hard move. Leave it alone for a while. Come back to it later. You know, give it a rest. Don’t suffocate it. Kinda like with girls. It’s just interestingly similar that’s all.
I'm gonna be the first Jewish monk.
You had a wet dream, three feet above my head?
Your eyes are so beautiful. They have flecks of green, gold, no, topaz.
My fear is that Kendra hates me. My hope is that I die.
A bigger problem than Liberty being pregnant?
Two jobs, school, pregnant ex, no wonder you’re brain flagellant.
You can’t fight how you feel. Go out there and find her.
You know, I’ve been thinking, about what you said last night, you know, about when you’re trying to master a really hard move. Leave it alone for a while. Come back to it later. You know, give it a rest. Don’t suffocate it. Kinda like with girls. It’s just interestingly similar that’s all.
I'm gonna be the first Jewish monk.
You had a wet dream, three feet above my head?
Your eyes are so beautiful. They have flecks of green, gold, no, topaz.
My fear is that Kendra hates me. My hope is that I die.
A bigger problem than Liberty being pregnant?
Two jobs, school, pregnant ex, no wonder you’re brain flagellant.
You can’t fight how you feel. Go out there and find her.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: J.T. Yorke
I’m gay. I like boys, not girls, gay.
Just imagine the worst night ever and then multiply it by eternity.
Listen, Tobes, you can cry if you want. But I'm not going to give you a hug.
Oh, hey, Ashley, I wondered when you'd tune into my love vibe.
You can't just leave! United we stand. Divided we suck.
You guys could be the first matching prom queen set! You know, like socks... or mittens!
Actually, I gave Liberty a really good driving lesson. She's uh, she's pretty handy with the ole' stick shift.
I lost my girl, I lost my best friend, I lost my job, and my... my family. Now I'm probably going to jail.
First you blackmail me into sewing, then you insult me.
[Boy voice] You have the cutest skeletal bones.
[Girl voice] I bet you save that to all the mastodons.
[Boy voice] No, just you. I’m going to kissy kiss you all over. Muah!
You guys slay me with your humor.
What is a cheerleader’s favorite drink? Root beer.
Imitation is the lowest form of humor.
You want tribute? ‘You take that back. I do too have friends. Ten textbooks, a thousand stuffed animals, oh and sometimes, even my parents like me.’
Privacy isn’t in her vocabulary.
[imitating Miss H.] What’s the matter Sean? You jealous? Want to be my other guinea pig boy? Oh what about you Toby...
Hey, guinea pig childbirth is a very exciting process, guys.
If I’m sweating in some mascot suit and you’re at home watching some TV, it is my business.
I’m Toby Isaacs, I know everything.
So in it hurts.
That was before your hot step sizzle dumped his assizzle.
Okay, news flash: I don’t want to go out with you!
You’re the rebound crush.
There’s only one way out of this, you’ve got to be brutal. The word ‘hint’ is not in Liberty’s vocab.
Yo dog, these fries are wicky wicky whack. What they need is some stupid supafly flavor. First we give them the mad curl, then we dunk them in the dope batter, then it’s time to kick the supafly fry flavor. A crazy combo of seven slammin’ spices. That taste is off the chain, yo. Hey don’t be all up in my fries, dog. Get your fry on, Supafly Fries.
I am not putting my thing in there. It’s a snake. Snake’s bite.
Is it too much to ask for silence in the peanut gallery?
Obsessing over Liberty would be like obsessing over lint or oatmeal.
Just imagine the worst night ever and then multiply it by eternity.
Listen, Tobes, you can cry if you want. But I'm not going to give you a hug.
Oh, hey, Ashley, I wondered when you'd tune into my love vibe.
You can't just leave! United we stand. Divided we suck.
You guys could be the first matching prom queen set! You know, like socks... or mittens!
Actually, I gave Liberty a really good driving lesson. She's uh, she's pretty handy with the ole' stick shift.
I lost my girl, I lost my best friend, I lost my job, and my... my family. Now I'm probably going to jail.
First you blackmail me into sewing, then you insult me.
[Boy voice] You have the cutest skeletal bones.
[Girl voice] I bet you save that to all the mastodons.
[Boy voice] No, just you. I’m going to kissy kiss you all over. Muah!
You guys slay me with your humor.
What is a cheerleader’s favorite drink? Root beer.
Imitation is the lowest form of humor.
You want tribute? ‘You take that back. I do too have friends. Ten textbooks, a thousand stuffed animals, oh and sometimes, even my parents like me.’
Privacy isn’t in her vocabulary.
[imitating Miss H.] What’s the matter Sean? You jealous? Want to be my other guinea pig boy? Oh what about you Toby...
Hey, guinea pig childbirth is a very exciting process, guys.
If I’m sweating in some mascot suit and you’re at home watching some TV, it is my business.
I’m Toby Isaacs, I know everything.
So in it hurts.
That was before your hot step sizzle dumped his assizzle.
Okay, news flash: I don’t want to go out with you!
You’re the rebound crush.
There’s only one way out of this, you’ve got to be brutal. The word ‘hint’ is not in Liberty’s vocab.
Yo dog, these fries are wicky wicky whack. What they need is some stupid supafly flavor. First we give them the mad curl, then we dunk them in the dope batter, then it’s time to kick the supafly fry flavor. A crazy combo of seven slammin’ spices. That taste is off the chain, yo. Hey don’t be all up in my fries, dog. Get your fry on, Supafly Fries.
I am not putting my thing in there. It’s a snake. Snake’s bite.
Is it too much to ask for silence in the peanut gallery?
Obsessing over Liberty would be like obsessing over lint or oatmeal.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Liberty van Zandt
[poem] Smile like a sunbeam, heart subordinate to his heart, makes me lie awake.
Go back to saving rain forests and whales, Emma, because when it comes to helping people, you suck.
Some advice, find a dictionary and look up ‘pathetic’.
Emma lives for stabbing you in the back, ripping out your heart and then stomping it bloodless with her pointy ballerina feet.
Emma, are you really gonna let a couple of prepubescent boys dictate your amusement?
Craig has my two favorite qualities. Passion and punctuality
You never stop surprising me J.T. You’re normally, how do I put this nicely? Such a slob.
Manny, a true champion doesn’t let a silly, little monthly visitor stand in between her and victory.
Okay girls, remember what Napoleon said: Once must know when to leave the skin of the lion to take the skin of a fox.
You want me as a tutor I want you as a date, final offer.
Psst. Manny. Are you aware that I can see your underpants? Maybe some people don’t want to see you underpants all day.
Actually I wasn’t going for a veneration of the fifties. Perhaps I was consciously inspired by Sean’s mastery work on our assignment. Work I look for to continuing.
I should have known. You’re James Dean and I’m just some square girl who no one asked to the sock hop.
Jealousy’s really ugly, Emma. Guess what, it’s easy letting you go, straight to hell.
No, Emma lives for stabbing you in the back, ripping out your heart, and stomping it bloodless with her pointy ballerina feet.
A student died in this school Mr. Radich, and fuzzy songs with awkward choreography isn’t going to help us deal with it.
Radishes, radishes, not so sweet, red and round and gross to eat. They have power and cruel little voices. I run DeGrassi, you have no choices. Ugly and mean and slightly obscene, stubborn as radishes I’ve ever see.
Your lips taste like sweet jelly.
We did, last summer. When we decided to use the king size condom. The one that slipped off. I’m pregnant.
What’s the most important element of a relationship? Honesty.
Don’t expect a ride because traitor’s have to walk.
Because my baby is gone. He’s gone across the country and I abandoned him.
Go back to saving rain forests and whales, Emma, because when it comes to helping people, you suck.
Some advice, find a dictionary and look up ‘pathetic’.
Emma lives for stabbing you in the back, ripping out your heart and then stomping it bloodless with her pointy ballerina feet.
Emma, are you really gonna let a couple of prepubescent boys dictate your amusement?
Craig has my two favorite qualities. Passion and punctuality
You never stop surprising me J.T. You’re normally, how do I put this nicely? Such a slob.
Manny, a true champion doesn’t let a silly, little monthly visitor stand in between her and victory.
Okay girls, remember what Napoleon said: Once must know when to leave the skin of the lion to take the skin of a fox.
You want me as a tutor I want you as a date, final offer.
Psst. Manny. Are you aware that I can see your underpants? Maybe some people don’t want to see you underpants all day.
Actually I wasn’t going for a veneration of the fifties. Perhaps I was consciously inspired by Sean’s mastery work on our assignment. Work I look for to continuing.
I should have known. You’re James Dean and I’m just some square girl who no one asked to the sock hop.
Jealousy’s really ugly, Emma. Guess what, it’s easy letting you go, straight to hell.
No, Emma lives for stabbing you in the back, ripping out your heart, and stomping it bloodless with her pointy ballerina feet.
A student died in this school Mr. Radich, and fuzzy songs with awkward choreography isn’t going to help us deal with it.
Radishes, radishes, not so sweet, red and round and gross to eat. They have power and cruel little voices. I run DeGrassi, you have no choices. Ugly and mean and slightly obscene, stubborn as radishes I’ve ever see.
Your lips taste like sweet jelly.
We did, last summer. When we decided to use the king size condom. The one that slipped off. I’m pregnant.
What’s the most important element of a relationship? Honesty.
Don’t expect a ride because traitor’s have to walk.
Because my baby is gone. He’s gone across the country and I abandoned him.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Paige Michalchuk
You’d rather focus on the issues than your appearance, that’s so admirable.
That’s a date, just in guy speak. Vague, short, yes, no, grunt. ‘Ya’ definitely qualifies.
Did that thing just wink at me?
A big romantic with a disposable income. The best kind.
Christmas could learn a thing or two from Ramadan. After all that food, I could use a fast!
What you did to me changed my life. I still can't sleep without my light on. Sometimes I even look under the bed to make sure you're not there. I made a mistake going upstairs with you, but Dean, you made more than a mistake. You made a choice.
I have one thing to say to you Dean. Get ready because I'm coming after you this time, not like Spinner or the Mascot. For real.
Ellie, hun, I thought vampires couldn't go out in the sun.
Hun, remember next time ask questions first, get naked later.
Do not let the cult of yoga suck you in. You'll end up wearing batik and eating speight.
You do know you can be secrecy-challenged sometimes, right?
I've seen better dancing at Heather Sinclair's grade 3 sock hop.
What’s the difference between a North Park cheerleader and a bag of trash? Trash gets taken out more often.
JT, you’re a good date if you weren’t 5’1” in a subterranean social strata, I’d maybe even consider going out again.
Gross me green, like totally.
Let’s hang a bell around Kwan’s neck because she’s a total cow.
I’m not mean. I’m right.
[spoken] It happens to other people. You say how sad, you say poor thing. But when it’s you, it’s something else. It’s everything.
[singing] You’ll never believe the nightmares / You’ll never know the pain your caused / You’ll never see the scars you left / the things you stole / Everything I lost
[PMS] You took my body / tore it in half / You took my childhood / my heart and my laugh / You took everything I kept for myself / and then you’re gone / I’m not your poor thing / You took my body / tore it in half / You took my childhood / my heart, and my laugh / You took everything I kept for myself / and then you’re gone / I’m not your poor thing.
Hun, the complete lack of invite shay-boo, paranoia induced, are we best friends or not?
Is that why you’ve been stalking me, to give me some pep talk?
I want to scare him. So bad he doesn’t ever think of doing this to someone else.
Fail English, no biggie. Fail gym, then we need to talk.
Okay, how can you look sad with a dozen roses in your greedy lap?
It’s got to be hard watching your ex-boyfriend fall madly in love with my brother.
Everything will be fine honey bee. Just take a page from the book of Paige and try a lower gear.
But you’re my dish pig. My insanely, jealous dish pig.
Ew, Spin you’re turning my stomach. Could you please eat like a person?
Uh, Rick, I would rather you not dent my parents’ van with your butt.
Misery loves company, my friend.
Actually, I’d like to answer that. That was my only experience, and I certainly would not have chosen to lose my virginity, upstairs at a house party, with a guy I’d known for an hour!
Yeah, because everyone loves partying with a wretched, badly dressed, rape victim loser.
Do any of you here know what you’re buddy is? Do you know what he does? He is a liar. Okay, a liar and a rapist!
Sorry to take away your fun but I’m about to confess. That’s what good people do when they’ve done something wrong.
Ice patches, bottomless pits, dog crap, and Alex. Pedestrian hazards to avoid.
So I’ve got ear cancer. Thanks. Dylan had me on the phone for three hours all worried.
There is a psycho in our school and no one is doing a damn thing about it.
It’s okay, Hazel and I always share. We’re Cosmetic Communists.
Okay, suddenly, Emma is cooler than me.
Another rule, love clutches are banned with girls who aren’t me. Nearness comes in varying degrees.
Flowers are nice, especially if they’re not carnations.
Hey, bag of grossness coming through.
Radich, line one. He wants his suit back.
It’s gonna cost you a hand-shaped welt if you don’t calm down.
I can’t turn off how I feel.
Stop acting like a jealous boyfriend. You either like me or you don’t.
New rule: Suggestive comments only to be delivered at prey at DeGrassi.
Yeah, I like school nights. There’s less chance of running into someone from school.
To lie is to present a falsehood. Bias is telling the truth, just a version of the truth.
That my eyes are even open in media immersion is a testament to you.
You do know you can be secrecy challenged sometimes.
Gee, why did I put a microphone in my bra, that’s such a novice, psycho, stalker mistake?
And in the meantime I get, what, expelled? Referred to as that sad, desperate, loony who stalks TAs?
He’s like the same age as you. Are you preying on Marco? Matt’s not perfect, he’s just… just wonderful and sweet and fun. And he put everything on the line for me. I’m such a jerk.
Out of the dress and my air space.
Ninth grade, my date is orange and I’m sporting a screaming sunburn. Tenth grade, our limo driver Jimboy Jed the criminal, delivers us in a cop car. Eleventh grade, it gets worse. Hopped up on painkillers, I arrive with a date who doesn’t like girls on the special bus. Hello everyone, happy prom.
Listen, girl thing, you and your ‘so post-pubescent, he makes the Backstreet Boys look relevant’ boyfriend can kiss my yoga-toned ass.
I said you could sit here, no spout kooky dark girl clichés at me.
I don’t want to come back for the reunion to find out my former friends are losers.
Now sir, I spiked at Alex in class. He distributed Manny Santos’s breasts through the school electronically. I don’t belong here.
You’re dumping me and giving me drugs.
Did you just skankify my friend?
Ew. V.I.P. does not stand for Vastly Icky Poser. What are you doing here?
Excuse me while I go flush me head down the toilet.
Spinner, may I suggest methadone to uh, kick the Christian habit?
Alex, you’re like the vinegary dressing on the Dole salad of my life.
Take it from someone who knows Spin, toking before school ends in tragedy.
And btw, what you hear at yearbook table, stays and yearbook table.
Okay, I’m the captain. I’m not in the mood for sass. And I’m changing to choreography. Is that boring?
Yeah you’re new roommate is java-ly challenged. Have a cookie.
If you turn everything into a stress fest, you’re not going to make it.
Well sweetie, a tiger can’t change his stripes overnight.
Jay’s girlfriend works at Zanzibar’s. Guess NASA wasn’t hiring.
I just thought I’d drop in, check out some naked chicks and surprise. One of them is you.
I saw you stripping. Devoid of clothing. What is there to think? What else aren’t you telling me? How bad is it that you have to do this?
That’s a date, just in guy speak. Vague, short, yes, no, grunt. ‘Ya’ definitely qualifies.
Did that thing just wink at me?
A big romantic with a disposable income. The best kind.
Christmas could learn a thing or two from Ramadan. After all that food, I could use a fast!
What you did to me changed my life. I still can't sleep without my light on. Sometimes I even look under the bed to make sure you're not there. I made a mistake going upstairs with you, but Dean, you made more than a mistake. You made a choice.
I have one thing to say to you Dean. Get ready because I'm coming after you this time, not like Spinner or the Mascot. For real.
Ellie, hun, I thought vampires couldn't go out in the sun.
Hun, remember next time ask questions first, get naked later.
Do not let the cult of yoga suck you in. You'll end up wearing batik and eating speight.
You do know you can be secrecy-challenged sometimes, right?
I've seen better dancing at Heather Sinclair's grade 3 sock hop.
What’s the difference between a North Park cheerleader and a bag of trash? Trash gets taken out more often.
JT, you’re a good date if you weren’t 5’1” in a subterranean social strata, I’d maybe even consider going out again.
Gross me green, like totally.
Let’s hang a bell around Kwan’s neck because she’s a total cow.
I’m not mean. I’m right.
[spoken] It happens to other people. You say how sad, you say poor thing. But when it’s you, it’s something else. It’s everything.
[singing] You’ll never believe the nightmares / You’ll never know the pain your caused / You’ll never see the scars you left / the things you stole / Everything I lost
[PMS] You took my body / tore it in half / You took my childhood / my heart and my laugh / You took everything I kept for myself / and then you’re gone / I’m not your poor thing / You took my body / tore it in half / You took my childhood / my heart, and my laugh / You took everything I kept for myself / and then you’re gone / I’m not your poor thing.
Hun, the complete lack of invite shay-boo, paranoia induced, are we best friends or not?
Is that why you’ve been stalking me, to give me some pep talk?
I want to scare him. So bad he doesn’t ever think of doing this to someone else.
Fail English, no biggie. Fail gym, then we need to talk.
Okay, how can you look sad with a dozen roses in your greedy lap?
It’s got to be hard watching your ex-boyfriend fall madly in love with my brother.
Everything will be fine honey bee. Just take a page from the book of Paige and try a lower gear.
But you’re my dish pig. My insanely, jealous dish pig.
Ew, Spin you’re turning my stomach. Could you please eat like a person?
Uh, Rick, I would rather you not dent my parents’ van with your butt.
Misery loves company, my friend.
Actually, I’d like to answer that. That was my only experience, and I certainly would not have chosen to lose my virginity, upstairs at a house party, with a guy I’d known for an hour!
Yeah, because everyone loves partying with a wretched, badly dressed, rape victim loser.
Do any of you here know what you’re buddy is? Do you know what he does? He is a liar. Okay, a liar and a rapist!
Sorry to take away your fun but I’m about to confess. That’s what good people do when they’ve done something wrong.
Ice patches, bottomless pits, dog crap, and Alex. Pedestrian hazards to avoid.
So I’ve got ear cancer. Thanks. Dylan had me on the phone for three hours all worried.
There is a psycho in our school and no one is doing a damn thing about it.
It’s okay, Hazel and I always share. We’re Cosmetic Communists.
Okay, suddenly, Emma is cooler than me.
Another rule, love clutches are banned with girls who aren’t me. Nearness comes in varying degrees.
Flowers are nice, especially if they’re not carnations.
Hey, bag of grossness coming through.
Radich, line one. He wants his suit back.
It’s gonna cost you a hand-shaped welt if you don’t calm down.
I can’t turn off how I feel.
Stop acting like a jealous boyfriend. You either like me or you don’t.
New rule: Suggestive comments only to be delivered at prey at DeGrassi.
Yeah, I like school nights. There’s less chance of running into someone from school.
To lie is to present a falsehood. Bias is telling the truth, just a version of the truth.
That my eyes are even open in media immersion is a testament to you.
You do know you can be secrecy challenged sometimes.
Gee, why did I put a microphone in my bra, that’s such a novice, psycho, stalker mistake?
And in the meantime I get, what, expelled? Referred to as that sad, desperate, loony who stalks TAs?
He’s like the same age as you. Are you preying on Marco? Matt’s not perfect, he’s just… just wonderful and sweet and fun. And he put everything on the line for me. I’m such a jerk.
Out of the dress and my air space.
Ninth grade, my date is orange and I’m sporting a screaming sunburn. Tenth grade, our limo driver Jimboy Jed the criminal, delivers us in a cop car. Eleventh grade, it gets worse. Hopped up on painkillers, I arrive with a date who doesn’t like girls on the special bus. Hello everyone, happy prom.
Listen, girl thing, you and your ‘so post-pubescent, he makes the Backstreet Boys look relevant’ boyfriend can kiss my yoga-toned ass.
I said you could sit here, no spout kooky dark girl clichés at me.
I don’t want to come back for the reunion to find out my former friends are losers.
Now sir, I spiked at Alex in class. He distributed Manny Santos’s breasts through the school electronically. I don’t belong here.
You’re dumping me and giving me drugs.
Did you just skankify my friend?
Ew. V.I.P. does not stand for Vastly Icky Poser. What are you doing here?
Excuse me while I go flush me head down the toilet.
Spinner, may I suggest methadone to uh, kick the Christian habit?
Alex, you’re like the vinegary dressing on the Dole salad of my life.
Take it from someone who knows Spin, toking before school ends in tragedy.
And btw, what you hear at yearbook table, stays and yearbook table.
Okay, I’m the captain. I’m not in the mood for sass. And I’m changing to choreography. Is that boring?
Yeah you’re new roommate is java-ly challenged. Have a cookie.
If you turn everything into a stress fest, you’re not going to make it.
Well sweetie, a tiger can’t change his stripes overnight.
Jay’s girlfriend works at Zanzibar’s. Guess NASA wasn’t hiring.
I just thought I’d drop in, check out some naked chicks and surprise. One of them is you.
I saw you stripping. Devoid of clothing. What is there to think? What else aren’t you telling me? How bad is it that you have to do this?
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Gavin 'Spinner' Mason
What are you going to do for a face when the monkey wants its butt back?
Sorry I don’t speak dork.
Man, any more bitter and she'd be a lemon.
A binder boner shield.
Sorry, excitement makes me fart.
Um, we're not all like Dean. Some of us are good guys.
C'mon JT, you'll love a locker in the main hallway. Do you like tough girls?
Dude, you got a girl pregnant and you’re just walking around like ‘La La La, Gonna be a dad,’ no schlaboggle.
I can’t. My bat, it’s wooden.
You become this weak, pathetic puppet when she’s around and she becomes this evil puppet master. This is you. ‘Ashley I don’t want to go…’ Whipsh! ‘Okay, okay. I’m going.’ Whipsh! ‘Ow, that’s hurts.’
Yeah, the truth does hurt.
Who cares about girls’ sports? Except for mud wrestling.
You actually look... alive.
Like you know anything about getting to home plate, you’re too busy checking out the bat boy.
Dude, admit it. You have a man crush.
Where’s your future, dude? I mean no keg parties, no spring break in Florida.
Water represents life and in Moby Dick, Ishmael goes on the ship looking for the meaning of life.
What are you doing here? Terri’s in the hospital and you’re just sitting here?!
Dude it’s not grade 9 public speaking. Just go up to him and say, ‘Dude. I like you. You like me. Let’s hook up.’ Okay, maybe not those exact words, but just go.
Dating is war. You have to be ready to fight dirty.
Yeah, can’t wait to tell everyone we skipped and moped around all day with the Queen of Doom.
They don’t because Paige isn’t a slut and she doesn’t go at it with other people’s boyfriends. Look, JT I didn’t mean to get all up in your fries, just don’t fall for a girl like Manny. She has a reputation for a reason.
[Kid Elrick lyric] I wants me to find a girl to love, a girl with wealth and class. But most of all, I wants me a girl with bootylicious…
Any more bitter and she’d be a lemon.
Rule is, you get fired, you don’t pop by.
In the end, all my thoughts come back to you.
Well I’m here to support you in your first shift wearing man made fibers.
In the bathroom, after we dumped that stuff on Rick, me and Jay told him you were behind it.
Jimmy was my best friend. I basically cut his legs off. I don’t like to broadcast that.
But there are good people out there who don’t believe in Jesus, do they just go to hell?
If Jesus didn’t want us to have sex he’d make every girl look like Quasi Moto’s sister.
Does the gay superhero know you took his belt?
She said there would always be an us. And she crushed my heart with a bus. I pledged abstinence and faith because she said ‘twas was forever, now it’s just me.
This is the future baby. I’m turning you into the next Jean Jean.
Man we are going to be famous fashion designers just like Duchy and Gabbana.
Sorry I don’t speak dork.
Man, any more bitter and she'd be a lemon.
A binder boner shield.
Sorry, excitement makes me fart.
Um, we're not all like Dean. Some of us are good guys.
C'mon JT, you'll love a locker in the main hallway. Do you like tough girls?
Dude, you got a girl pregnant and you’re just walking around like ‘La La La, Gonna be a dad,’ no schlaboggle.
I can’t. My bat, it’s wooden.
You become this weak, pathetic puppet when she’s around and she becomes this evil puppet master. This is you. ‘Ashley I don’t want to go…’ Whipsh! ‘Okay, okay. I’m going.’ Whipsh! ‘Ow, that’s hurts.’
Yeah, the truth does hurt.
Who cares about girls’ sports? Except for mud wrestling.
You actually look... alive.
Like you know anything about getting to home plate, you’re too busy checking out the bat boy.
Dude, admit it. You have a man crush.
Where’s your future, dude? I mean no keg parties, no spring break in Florida.
Water represents life and in Moby Dick, Ishmael goes on the ship looking for the meaning of life.
What are you doing here? Terri’s in the hospital and you’re just sitting here?!
Dude it’s not grade 9 public speaking. Just go up to him and say, ‘Dude. I like you. You like me. Let’s hook up.’ Okay, maybe not those exact words, but just go.
Dating is war. You have to be ready to fight dirty.
Yeah, can’t wait to tell everyone we skipped and moped around all day with the Queen of Doom.
They don’t because Paige isn’t a slut and she doesn’t go at it with other people’s boyfriends. Look, JT I didn’t mean to get all up in your fries, just don’t fall for a girl like Manny. She has a reputation for a reason.
[Kid Elrick lyric] I wants me to find a girl to love, a girl with wealth and class. But most of all, I wants me a girl with bootylicious…
Any more bitter and she’d be a lemon.
Rule is, you get fired, you don’t pop by.
In the end, all my thoughts come back to you.
Well I’m here to support you in your first shift wearing man made fibers.
In the bathroom, after we dumped that stuff on Rick, me and Jay told him you were behind it.
Jimmy was my best friend. I basically cut his legs off. I don’t like to broadcast that.
But there are good people out there who don’t believe in Jesus, do they just go to hell?
If Jesus didn’t want us to have sex he’d make every girl look like Quasi Moto’s sister.
Does the gay superhero know you took his belt?
She said there would always be an us. And she crushed my heart with a bus. I pledged abstinence and faith because she said ‘twas was forever, now it’s just me.
This is the future baby. I’m turning you into the next Jean Jean.
Man we are going to be famous fashion designers just like Duchy and Gabbana.
Degrassi: The Next Generation: Jimmy Brooks
Your friend's gay, stop hating and just deal.
Manny Santos, my how you've grown!
You’ve got to lead the horse to the water, my friend. You can’t make her drink, but you can make her thirsty.
Don’t make me start a Terry list. Top line, you’re nosy. Doesn’t mind own business.
16. Dances like a stupid robot. 17. Bad taste in movies.
So you come to my house to steal my parents’ booze.
If jerks like him knew how beautiful you are on the inside, they’d keep their mouth shut.
‘We cling to one another. Storm raging around. My head slips under the water, you can’t hear me cry. So I let go. Drift away, leave your comfort behind to save us.’
What you need is some sleep because it’s obvious you’re not getting enough oxygen to your brain.
Hey, if people make fun of your tomorrow just be like, ‘Don’t be all up in my fries, dog.’
Sweet of you to bring this disguise but hate to tell you it does nothing to hide this enormous pile of scrap metal that I’m sitting in.
It was more like a ‘What’s with the gimp?’ drive by?
Today was an obstacle course, okay. I brought my A-game. I had my A-game. I’m ready to come home, now you have to be ready for it.
Wheels. Chair. It’s a wheel chair. Gawk all you want, it’s not going away.
I understand. I probably should have been there for you instead at the hospital getting a bullet removed from my spine. My bad.
Rick put me in this chair for life. For life! Sometimes I just wish he had better aim. Finish the job.
How do you know what I mean? Are you in the chair, huh? Do you wake up every morning thinking you can walk and then remembering that you will never ever walk again?! It’s not your fault. It’s mine.
Alex, it’s a heart. Try to find one.
I got something for it. Ashley please don’t go, please don’t leave me. Don’t fall in love with an ugly limey.
Okay, you can’t throw fries at a kid in a wheelchair.
The power from the shot comes from your legs, not from your hands. The hands just guide the ball.
Congratulations, you just got beat by a cripple.
Just because they let you back, it does not change who you are.
Just a heads up. You should be careful with this guy. He’s dangerous, you know. He tends to get people shot. That’s no good. I don’t know what he told you but I doubt it’s the truth.
Downtown Sasquatch, go forth and play the chicken dance.
I just draw stuff I imagine. Stuff I see when I close my eyes. It’s like I have a pen in my hand and everything goes shhh… and then I can say everything want to say, everything I need to say right there on a piece of paper.
I can’t. That’s impossible. I’m in a wheelchair. Okay? I’m never walking again. You keep trying to bring this old Jimmy back. The star player. The athlete. That Jimmy is gone. That Jimmy got shot.
Look, when I said you were dead to me, I meant forever. You don’t exist.
There’s not much brain to wash.
Yeah I guess it’s kinda hard to find a school with such a unique combo of shootings and gonorrhea outbreaks.
Ellie Nash, my biggest fan.
Me and you, we’re friends but we’re also guys, ergo we do not talk about our sex lives, okay.
We cannot live without ‘you know’.
Is that all there is? I have to turn into a sex robot, pump me up and watch me go?
I just don’t want to be a virgin for the rest of my life.
Do you know what it feels like for your epitaph to read Jimmy Brooks, Crippled Virgin?
If you’re lucky enough to find someone you love who loves you back, it’s a gift. You know what I’m saying?
Manny Santos, my how you've grown!
You’ve got to lead the horse to the water, my friend. You can’t make her drink, but you can make her thirsty.
Don’t make me start a Terry list. Top line, you’re nosy. Doesn’t mind own business.
16. Dances like a stupid robot. 17. Bad taste in movies.
So you come to my house to steal my parents’ booze.
If jerks like him knew how beautiful you are on the inside, they’d keep their mouth shut.
‘We cling to one another. Storm raging around. My head slips under the water, you can’t hear me cry. So I let go. Drift away, leave your comfort behind to save us.’
What you need is some sleep because it’s obvious you’re not getting enough oxygen to your brain.
Hey, if people make fun of your tomorrow just be like, ‘Don’t be all up in my fries, dog.’
Sweet of you to bring this disguise but hate to tell you it does nothing to hide this enormous pile of scrap metal that I’m sitting in.
It was more like a ‘What’s with the gimp?’ drive by?
Today was an obstacle course, okay. I brought my A-game. I had my A-game. I’m ready to come home, now you have to be ready for it.
Wheels. Chair. It’s a wheel chair. Gawk all you want, it’s not going away.
I understand. I probably should have been there for you instead at the hospital getting a bullet removed from my spine. My bad.
Rick put me in this chair for life. For life! Sometimes I just wish he had better aim. Finish the job.
How do you know what I mean? Are you in the chair, huh? Do you wake up every morning thinking you can walk and then remembering that you will never ever walk again?! It’s not your fault. It’s mine.
Alex, it’s a heart. Try to find one.
I got something for it. Ashley please don’t go, please don’t leave me. Don’t fall in love with an ugly limey.
Okay, you can’t throw fries at a kid in a wheelchair.
The power from the shot comes from your legs, not from your hands. The hands just guide the ball.
Congratulations, you just got beat by a cripple.
Just because they let you back, it does not change who you are.
Just a heads up. You should be careful with this guy. He’s dangerous, you know. He tends to get people shot. That’s no good. I don’t know what he told you but I doubt it’s the truth.
Downtown Sasquatch, go forth and play the chicken dance.
I just draw stuff I imagine. Stuff I see when I close my eyes. It’s like I have a pen in my hand and everything goes shhh… and then I can say everything want to say, everything I need to say right there on a piece of paper.
I can’t. That’s impossible. I’m in a wheelchair. Okay? I’m never walking again. You keep trying to bring this old Jimmy back. The star player. The athlete. That Jimmy is gone. That Jimmy got shot.
Look, when I said you were dead to me, I meant forever. You don’t exist.
There’s not much brain to wash.
Yeah I guess it’s kinda hard to find a school with such a unique combo of shootings and gonorrhea outbreaks.
Ellie Nash, my biggest fan.
Me and you, we’re friends but we’re also guys, ergo we do not talk about our sex lives, okay.
We cannot live without ‘you know’.
Is that all there is? I have to turn into a sex robot, pump me up and watch me go?
I just don’t want to be a virgin for the rest of my life.
Do you know what it feels like for your epitaph to read Jimmy Brooks, Crippled Virgin?
If you’re lucky enough to find someone you love who loves you back, it’s a gift. You know what I’m saying?
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