Half the table is going down... - Andy
I'm going down, to the next row, because I'm a hoe. - My dad
I always get screwed on the bottom.
Have a seat we'll put teamwork on that ass - My brother to my aunt
Once you go to second base, you can't go back to first. - Andy
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Jersey Shore Season 3
Snooki: I have Vinny in the house so maybe I don't need the vibrator.
The Situation: She definitely be Thanksgiving. She has a lot to give... And she's down for a lot of stuffing.
J-Woww: Stick it in one of the let holes and go to bed.
The Situation: Does the situation want to get situated right now?
Snooki: Even though we are tiny bitches, I don't care who you are. I will attack you like a squirrel monkey.
Snooki: Sam, you are such a bitch. I don't even know how you have friends. You are a slutty ass bitch.
Vinny: She is a parasite and I am the host.
The Situation: She definitely be Thanksgiving. She has a lot to give... And she's down for a lot of stuffing.
J-Woww: Stick it in one of the let holes and go to bed.
The Situation: Does the situation want to get situated right now?
Snooki: Even though we are tiny bitches, I don't care who you are. I will attack you like a squirrel monkey.
Snooki: Sam, you are such a bitch. I don't even know how you have friends. You are a slutty ass bitch.
Vinny: She is a parasite and I am the host.
Glee: Season One
Rachel Berry: You might think that all of the boys in school would want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date.
Sue Sylvester: High school is a caste system. Kids fall into certain slots. Your jocks and your popular kids up in the penthouse. The invisibles and the kids playing live-action out in the forest: bottom floor.
Will Schuester: And... where do the Glee kids lie?
Sue Sylvester: Subbasement.
Finn Hudson: Don't you get it, man? We're all losers! Everyone in this school! Hell, everyone in this town! Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half will go to college, and two will leave the state to do it! I'm not afraid to be called a loser because I can accept that's what I am.
Rachel Berry: Being great at something is going to change it. Being part of something special makes you special, right?
Mercedes Jones: Oh, Hell to the no! Look, I'm not down with all this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland!
Quinn Fabray: God bless the perv that invented these. Remember the power motto girls.
Quinn Fabray: It's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing.
Quinn Fabray: Back it up like a dump truck baby.
Quinn Fabray: Let's pair up for the Immaculate Affection. Now remember if the balloon pops, the noise makes the angels cry.
Rachel Berry: I don't have Bulimia. I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma Pillsbury: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.
Sue Sylvester: High school is a caste system. Kids fall into certain slots. Your jocks and your popular kids up in the penthouse. The invisibles and the kids playing live-action out in the forest: bottom floor.
Will Schuester: And... where do the Glee kids lie?
Sue Sylvester: Subbasement.
Finn Hudson: Don't you get it, man? We're all losers! Everyone in this school! Hell, everyone in this town! Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half will go to college, and two will leave the state to do it! I'm not afraid to be called a loser because I can accept that's what I am.
Rachel Berry: Being great at something is going to change it. Being part of something special makes you special, right?
Mercedes Jones: Oh, Hell to the no! Look, I'm not down with all this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland!
Quinn Fabray: God bless the perv that invented these. Remember the power motto girls.
Quinn Fabray: It's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing.
Quinn Fabray: Back it up like a dump truck baby.
Quinn Fabray: Let's pair up for the Immaculate Affection. Now remember if the balloon pops, the noise makes the angels cry.
Rachel Berry: I don't have Bulimia. I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma Pillsbury: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.
That Night
Alice Bloom: It was the summer everyone thought the Russians were going to invade Long Island any minute and President Kennedy was going to Berlin to head them off. Sputnik had been around the world ten times and Mr. Rossi, our neighbor, swore he saw it fly right over his back yard. But I had other things on my mind that summer. And so did everyone else on our block. The Meyer twins were always fighting about something. They’d do just about anything to get Catherine and Barbara’s attention. They were always teasing me. Mickey was the worst. Once behind the Rossi house, he said he wanted to kiss me, then he spit in my ear. Kathryn was right; I didn’t know much about it. But I read everything I could. Modern romance, encyclopedias, even stuff that took a whole month to get in the mail. But still I felt like it was so big secret everyone was in on, except me. Except sometimes, late at night, when Sheryl came home. Right after she moved in last winter, the boys started coming around. They all wanted her to go steady, and to be their girl, but she wasn’t interested. If I could just be her for one night, even for just one minute. I found out everything about her, that she played the same song every night, “Ruler of my Heart.” I knew that every Friday after school she’d buy a brand new scarf at Wolman’s. That she put her favorite perfume on every night before she went to sleep. It was Ambush. That she thought Brenda Lee was alright because she turned down a date with Ricky Nelson. And that JFK was the coolest catholic she knew, outside of her dad. And that a nun at Mount St. Mary’s slapped her in the face with all her might and she didn’t even cry. That she never slept in anything at all, even in the middle of winter. She didn’t know me or my name, but I wanted to laugh her laugh, and dream her dreams.
Alice Bloom: Burger balls!
Guy: What’s the matter? Girls from St. Mary’s don’t drink beer?
Sheryl: We’re afraid you wouldn’t know what end of the bottle to suck.
Alice: I thought that if either of my parents died, I’d die too. That if they’d stopped breathing they would draw me back inside, like they once told me, they kissed each other and breathed me into life. But Sheryl still lived, that she put on her shoes and socks and combed her hair. All with her father dead. Seemed more surprising to me than anything else in the whole world.
Rick: What’d they say? Time heals all wounds. God had his reasons. Maybe he does, doesn’t make a damn bit of sense.
Sheryl: It’s a mortal sin to say that.
Rick: It’s a sin to believe anything else.
Sheryl: Hi. My name is Sheryl, Sheryl O’Connor. And my dad died. This is stupid. I don’t want to do this! Okay, here’s something. Um, tonight this old guy, I don’t even know who he was, but he was telling me that my dad was young he was this really great dancer. And all the girls at the Copa used to hang on low riders. I would have loved to see that. I never saw my daddy dance before, not really.
Rick: Just because they are your parents, doesn’t mean you got to love them.
Kathryn: Oh my god, it’s the loonhead from the Strike and Spare.
Barbara: He’s kind of cute… for a greaser.
Sheryl: It’s so horrible that ppl you love can die like that, that they can just disappear.
Rick: Yeah, but just because they’re gone doesn’t mean you have to stop loving them. You never know when you might see them again.
Sheryl: Where?
Rick: On the other side, that’s where. You gotta keep your options open, right.
Alice Bloom: I couldn’t see if Venus was in the sky that night, but it could have been. After that night, they were inseparable. I saw them everywhere, like at the Strike and Spare, she’d hang around all afternoon waiting for his break. Sometimes they’d even hang out on her lawn, when her mother wasn’t around. No one was happy about it. Mr. Bell said that if he had one of them in the neighborhood, he would have never left Queens. And Mr. Rossi, he heard they all had records and he’d call the cops if it kept up. But me, I didn’t care if they all had been in Sing Sing, I wanted them to stay around forever. The best of all was when he would bring her back, and park down the block, not to wake her mom. And it would just be us, in the middle of the night, in the darkness.
Alice: Doing what?
Mickey: You know doing it. Bangin’, Buffin’, Ballin’, the sex thing.
Max: Alice castrated Mickey!
Alice: Dad said it was over, like Polio in the Iron Lung. Sheryl’s mom put her foot down. Rick wasn’t allowed to come around anymore. And I had to apologize to Mickey Meyer and go to his birthday party.
Sheryl: See, when they like you, they gotta do something crazy. And then six months later he gave me my first kiss.
She said if we were going to chase the night together, I was going to have to change my looks. I didn’t mind, I didn’t mind at all.
Sheryl: He said he had been with a lot of girls before me but I set him straight. I could see it in his eyes. I knew it the moment we met that we would be together forever.
Alice: But who told you?
Sheryl: Nobody tells you, you just feel it. It’s like being on fire. You’re whole body is glowing like your burning up and your heart beats so fast feels like it’s going to burst.
Alice: I knew it! I wish I’d been in love ten thousand times.
Alice: They took me under the boardwalk. He said there was nothing to be afraid of, but I was scared. I wonder if anyone will ever feel about me the way Rick felt about Sheryl. She said that I should make a record about all the stuff that happened that night, about the good and the bad. Then we’d bury it with hers and play it again in fifty years. I couldn’t stop talking. But Sheryl was worried about getting me home and that was that.
Sheryl: You need someone to love you and keep your spirit alive after you die.
They all thought it was over. That Sheryl had come to her senses and forgotten him. I was the only one who knew she would go to him, night after night.
Sheryl: We could have been born thousands of miles apart, spoken different languages, and everything. And never even met/ Nothing else matters, Rick. Not our families, not our friends, nothing.
Rick: Why do I always want to be inside you? I don’t know, it’s just something about being this close all the time. I can’t stand not being with you Sherry.
Mrs. O’Connor: If you really loved him, you’d let him go. That’s what you’re daddy would say.
Alice: Sheryl had said that her mom found out that she was sneaking out to see him and that she was going to send Sheryl away. I had to get to Rick. I imagined him coming for her in the middle of the night, her suitcase would be packed, and he’d throw pebbles against her window, and they’d escape to some island no one had ever heard of. Maybe they’d take me too.
Alice: They said she was going to her aunt’s in California. I couldn’t get to Rick. I couldn’t get to anyone. The next day was the hottest day of the year. The TV said there was a storm front over the Atlantic and it would rain any day. There was no wind, no rain, nothing. You could hear yourself breathe. Or hear your heartbeat if you listened.
Alice: Mom said Rick was in jail for a whole week and they should have charged him with melodrama. Dad said that if he ever came around again, he’d kill him.
Alice: He told me some things, things I didn’t know, like how his dad walked out one day and didn’t come back, and how his mom went crazy and landed in some bug house. He couldn’t stop talking about all the trouble he’d been in after that, because he didn’t care about anyone or anything.
Alice: He sat and he waited. He said she knew he was coming, but I could tell that he was scared. I was scared too.
It’s my whole life Rick, that’s what you’re asking for. I never said I was this tough.
You said nothing else could change it. Once you love someone like that, nothing else matters.
Alice: It would be just the three of us, like that night.
Sheryl: Stop, stop it Allie. You got it all so twisted up! Ordering me around like I’m some God damn princess. Wearing my perfume and listening to my records. I’m just this girl who lives across the street from you and I don’t now. You have to go home.
Alice: But I don’t belong there.
Sheryl: You have a family. You can’t just leave them like that. Because if you did, it would just kill them, it would kill them. That’s all.
Alice: I wanted to call out to them, say good bye or just a “Hey now.’ But it was enough to just see them together, one last time. I thought I was a dead man, but they say things about love and forgiveness, things I was only beginning to understand. Someone said that Sheryl had runaway. Mrs. Carpenter swears she saw her in Manhattan with an older man. Mrs. Rossi said she had an abortion in Mexico and is living in El Paso. But I got a postcard from Salt Lake City. Sheryl said they were heading west and so far things were going fine. And by the way, she’d hope that I buried my record and I shouldn’t dig it up for fifty years.
Alice: The Russians never did invade Long Island and Mr. Rossi turned out to be all wrong about see sputnik flying over his backyard. But I learned some things that summer, things I’d never forget.
Alice Bloom: Burger balls!
Guy: What’s the matter? Girls from St. Mary’s don’t drink beer?
Sheryl: We’re afraid you wouldn’t know what end of the bottle to suck.
Alice: I thought that if either of my parents died, I’d die too. That if they’d stopped breathing they would draw me back inside, like they once told me, they kissed each other and breathed me into life. But Sheryl still lived, that she put on her shoes and socks and combed her hair. All with her father dead. Seemed more surprising to me than anything else in the whole world.
Rick: What’d they say? Time heals all wounds. God had his reasons. Maybe he does, doesn’t make a damn bit of sense.
Sheryl: It’s a mortal sin to say that.
Rick: It’s a sin to believe anything else.
Sheryl: Hi. My name is Sheryl, Sheryl O’Connor. And my dad died. This is stupid. I don’t want to do this! Okay, here’s something. Um, tonight this old guy, I don’t even know who he was, but he was telling me that my dad was young he was this really great dancer. And all the girls at the Copa used to hang on low riders. I would have loved to see that. I never saw my daddy dance before, not really.
Rick: Just because they are your parents, doesn’t mean you got to love them.
Kathryn: Oh my god, it’s the loonhead from the Strike and Spare.
Barbara: He’s kind of cute… for a greaser.
Sheryl: It’s so horrible that ppl you love can die like that, that they can just disappear.
Rick: Yeah, but just because they’re gone doesn’t mean you have to stop loving them. You never know when you might see them again.
Sheryl: Where?
Rick: On the other side, that’s where. You gotta keep your options open, right.
Alice Bloom: I couldn’t see if Venus was in the sky that night, but it could have been. After that night, they were inseparable. I saw them everywhere, like at the Strike and Spare, she’d hang around all afternoon waiting for his break. Sometimes they’d even hang out on her lawn, when her mother wasn’t around. No one was happy about it. Mr. Bell said that if he had one of them in the neighborhood, he would have never left Queens. And Mr. Rossi, he heard they all had records and he’d call the cops if it kept up. But me, I didn’t care if they all had been in Sing Sing, I wanted them to stay around forever. The best of all was when he would bring her back, and park down the block, not to wake her mom. And it would just be us, in the middle of the night, in the darkness.
Alice: Doing what?
Mickey: You know doing it. Bangin’, Buffin’, Ballin’, the sex thing.
Max: Alice castrated Mickey!
Alice: Dad said it was over, like Polio in the Iron Lung. Sheryl’s mom put her foot down. Rick wasn’t allowed to come around anymore. And I had to apologize to Mickey Meyer and go to his birthday party.
Sheryl: See, when they like you, they gotta do something crazy. And then six months later he gave me my first kiss.
She said if we were going to chase the night together, I was going to have to change my looks. I didn’t mind, I didn’t mind at all.
Sheryl: He said he had been with a lot of girls before me but I set him straight. I could see it in his eyes. I knew it the moment we met that we would be together forever.
Alice: But who told you?
Sheryl: Nobody tells you, you just feel it. It’s like being on fire. You’re whole body is glowing like your burning up and your heart beats so fast feels like it’s going to burst.
Alice: I knew it! I wish I’d been in love ten thousand times.
Alice: They took me under the boardwalk. He said there was nothing to be afraid of, but I was scared. I wonder if anyone will ever feel about me the way Rick felt about Sheryl. She said that I should make a record about all the stuff that happened that night, about the good and the bad. Then we’d bury it with hers and play it again in fifty years. I couldn’t stop talking. But Sheryl was worried about getting me home and that was that.
Sheryl: You need someone to love you and keep your spirit alive after you die.
They all thought it was over. That Sheryl had come to her senses and forgotten him. I was the only one who knew she would go to him, night after night.
Sheryl: We could have been born thousands of miles apart, spoken different languages, and everything. And never even met/ Nothing else matters, Rick. Not our families, not our friends, nothing.
Rick: Why do I always want to be inside you? I don’t know, it’s just something about being this close all the time. I can’t stand not being with you Sherry.
Mrs. O’Connor: If you really loved him, you’d let him go. That’s what you’re daddy would say.
Alice: Sheryl had said that her mom found out that she was sneaking out to see him and that she was going to send Sheryl away. I had to get to Rick. I imagined him coming for her in the middle of the night, her suitcase would be packed, and he’d throw pebbles against her window, and they’d escape to some island no one had ever heard of. Maybe they’d take me too.
Alice: They said she was going to her aunt’s in California. I couldn’t get to Rick. I couldn’t get to anyone. The next day was the hottest day of the year. The TV said there was a storm front over the Atlantic and it would rain any day. There was no wind, no rain, nothing. You could hear yourself breathe. Or hear your heartbeat if you listened.
Alice: Mom said Rick was in jail for a whole week and they should have charged him with melodrama. Dad said that if he ever came around again, he’d kill him.
Alice: He told me some things, things I didn’t know, like how his dad walked out one day and didn’t come back, and how his mom went crazy and landed in some bug house. He couldn’t stop talking about all the trouble he’d been in after that, because he didn’t care about anyone or anything.
Alice: He sat and he waited. He said she knew he was coming, but I could tell that he was scared. I was scared too.
It’s my whole life Rick, that’s what you’re asking for. I never said I was this tough.
You said nothing else could change it. Once you love someone like that, nothing else matters.
Alice: It would be just the three of us, like that night.
Sheryl: Stop, stop it Allie. You got it all so twisted up! Ordering me around like I’m some God damn princess. Wearing my perfume and listening to my records. I’m just this girl who lives across the street from you and I don’t now. You have to go home.
Alice: But I don’t belong there.
Sheryl: You have a family. You can’t just leave them like that. Because if you did, it would just kill them, it would kill them. That’s all.
Alice: I wanted to call out to them, say good bye or just a “Hey now.’ But it was enough to just see them together, one last time. I thought I was a dead man, but they say things about love and forgiveness, things I was only beginning to understand. Someone said that Sheryl had runaway. Mrs. Carpenter swears she saw her in Manhattan with an older man. Mrs. Rossi said she had an abortion in Mexico and is living in El Paso. But I got a postcard from Salt Lake City. Sheryl said they were heading west and so far things were going fine. And by the way, she’d hope that I buried my record and I shouldn’t dig it up for fifty years.
Alice: The Russians never did invade Long Island and Mr. Rossi turned out to be all wrong about see sputnik flying over his backyard. But I learned some things that summer, things I’d never forget.
Peggy Sue Got Married
Mrs. Kelcher: Peggy, you know what a penis is? Stay away from it.
Charlie: You’re the best. Make her love me. Feed me, charge me.
Mr. Kelcher: Show her a good time but for heaven’s sake, restrain yourself!
Peggy: You know what, if you we’re so neurotic and insecure, maybe you could shut up for a while and show some compassion!
Charlie: Who needs physics when we’ve got chemistry?
Charlie: Well, what’s the point of being a teenage if you can’t dress weird?
Charlie: I don’t have to flatter you. It just feels right. You’re the perfect girl for me, as in is, was, will always be.
Charlie: Your eyes look like silver pools in the moonlight when the tide rushes in.
Peggy: Doesn’t “Lucky Chucky” want to come out? You know, your “Love Machine,” your “Throbbing Thrill Hammer,” your “Thing.”
Charlie: You mean, my “Wang.”
Charlie: One week you say if you love me you won’t. The next week you say if you love me you will. That’s a guy’s line!
Charlie: Nothing else matters. That’s the great thing about love. Every time we argue, every time something goes wrong, and I know I’m not perfect either. Things just work out in the end, because you’re my baby and I love you.
Peggy: Who needs satellites when I got Delores’s mouth?
Grandpa: Dreams are fascinating business. Especially when you see the future.
Grandma: Being young is just as confusing as being old.
Grandma: Right now, we’re just browsing through time. Choose the things you’ll be proud of, and make it last.
Charlie: You’re the best. Make her love me. Feed me, charge me.
Mr. Kelcher: Show her a good time but for heaven’s sake, restrain yourself!
Peggy: You know what, if you we’re so neurotic and insecure, maybe you could shut up for a while and show some compassion!
Charlie: Who needs physics when we’ve got chemistry?
Charlie: Well, what’s the point of being a teenage if you can’t dress weird?
Charlie: I don’t have to flatter you. It just feels right. You’re the perfect girl for me, as in is, was, will always be.
Charlie: Your eyes look like silver pools in the moonlight when the tide rushes in.
Peggy: Doesn’t “Lucky Chucky” want to come out? You know, your “Love Machine,” your “Throbbing Thrill Hammer,” your “Thing.”
Charlie: You mean, my “Wang.”
Charlie: One week you say if you love me you won’t. The next week you say if you love me you will. That’s a guy’s line!
Charlie: Nothing else matters. That’s the great thing about love. Every time we argue, every time something goes wrong, and I know I’m not perfect either. Things just work out in the end, because you’re my baby and I love you.
Peggy: Who needs satellites when I got Delores’s mouth?
Grandpa: Dreams are fascinating business. Especially when you see the future.
Grandma: Being young is just as confusing as being old.
Grandma: Right now, we’re just browsing through time. Choose the things you’ll be proud of, and make it last.
Friday, December 3, 2010
Cruel Intentions
Sebastian: Take yourself, for example. 'You're a very attractive woman. You have killer legs, I'd love to photograph them.' That was the old me. Now I'm cured.
Katherine: Whenever I feel a temptation, I turn to God and he helps me through it.
Katherine: When I get done with Cecil she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area and Court's new girl will be damaged goods.
Annette: It's my belief that people should experience the act of love until they are in love. I just don't think people of our age are mature enough to make that decision.
Annette: Listing my qualities on your fingers is not going to get you anywhere with me. The best you can hope for is my friendship & you're really walking a fine line at that.
Sebastian: Ronald, emails are for geeks and pedophiles. Be romantic. Write her another letter.
Katherine: Eat me Sebastian. It's alright for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecil. God forbid I exult confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in or are you out?
Katherine: Cecil, everybody does it, it's just that nobody talks about it.
Sebastian: Katherine, the only thing you're going to be riding is me.
Sebastian: It's not like you have a husband, unless you're married to Jesus.
Sebastian: I just came to tell you I'm leaving.
Annette: Where are you going?
Sebastian: Back to the city. I may go to the South of France for the rest of the summer. I just can't take your games anymore.
Annette: What games?
Sebastian: Oh, come on. You're hot one minute, you're cold the next. You make me feel inadequate.
Annette: Well, I guess if that's how I make you feel, then it's best that you're leaving.
Sebastian: Good for you.
Annette: Sebastian, I don't want us to part on bad terms.
Sebastian: Well, I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter. You're a hypocrite, and I don't associate with hypocrites.
Annette: How am I a hypocrite?
Sebastian: Oh please, Annette. You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love, well here it is, right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just fucked. I'll move on but you are going to have to spend the rest of your life knowing that you turned your back on love and that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.
Katherine: Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her, it's over you. You were very much in love with her and you're still in love with her, but it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don't you get it? You're just a toy Sebastian, a little toy I like to play with, and now you've completely blown it with her. I think it's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Cheers.
Katherine: So I assumed you've came here to make some arrangements, but unfortunately, I don't fuck losers.
Sebastian: Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say to rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you is the only time I've been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in other's misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeeded in hurting the first person I loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession: my journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy, assorted collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth, then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you.
Annette: I know this sounds really trite, but sometimes when I can't go on, I turn to Jesus and he helps me through it.
Katherine: However dark the cloud, there is always a silver lining. It might be hard to see but what we should learn from this experience is to be true to ourselves and to resist the temptation of peer pressure. As student body president I've tried to set an example in myself. Unfortunately, the one person I could not reach out to in time was my step-brother Sebastian. I know he's looking down on us today and... I know he's looking down on us today and he would want me to say, he would want me to say, 'Katherine!' He would want me to say, 'Katherine, I'm sorry!' What is going on?! Don't you people have any respect?!
Katherine: Whenever I feel a temptation, I turn to God and he helps me through it.
Katherine: When I get done with Cecil she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area and Court's new girl will be damaged goods.
Annette: It's my belief that people should experience the act of love until they are in love. I just don't think people of our age are mature enough to make that decision.
Annette: Listing my qualities on your fingers is not going to get you anywhere with me. The best you can hope for is my friendship & you're really walking a fine line at that.
Sebastian: Ronald, emails are for geeks and pedophiles. Be romantic. Write her another letter.
Katherine: Eat me Sebastian. It's alright for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecil. God forbid I exult confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in or are you out?
Katherine: Cecil, everybody does it, it's just that nobody talks about it.
Sebastian: Katherine, the only thing you're going to be riding is me.
Sebastian: It's not like you have a husband, unless you're married to Jesus.
Sebastian: I just came to tell you I'm leaving.
Annette: Where are you going?
Sebastian: Back to the city. I may go to the South of France for the rest of the summer. I just can't take your games anymore.
Annette: What games?
Sebastian: Oh, come on. You're hot one minute, you're cold the next. You make me feel inadequate.
Annette: Well, I guess if that's how I make you feel, then it's best that you're leaving.
Sebastian: Good for you.
Annette: Sebastian, I don't want us to part on bad terms.
Sebastian: Well, I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter. You're a hypocrite, and I don't associate with hypocrites.
Annette: How am I a hypocrite?
Sebastian: Oh please, Annette. You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love, well here it is, right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just fucked. I'll move on but you are going to have to spend the rest of your life knowing that you turned your back on love and that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.
Katherine: Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her, it's over you. You were very much in love with her and you're still in love with her, but it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don't you get it? You're just a toy Sebastian, a little toy I like to play with, and now you've completely blown it with her. I think it's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Cheers.
Katherine: So I assumed you've came here to make some arrangements, but unfortunately, I don't fuck losers.
Sebastian: Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say to rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you is the only time I've been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in other's misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeeded in hurting the first person I loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession: my journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy, assorted collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth, then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you.
Annette: I know this sounds really trite, but sometimes when I can't go on, I turn to Jesus and he helps me through it.
Katherine: However dark the cloud, there is always a silver lining. It might be hard to see but what we should learn from this experience is to be true to ourselves and to resist the temptation of peer pressure. As student body president I've tried to set an example in myself. Unfortunately, the one person I could not reach out to in time was my step-brother Sebastian. I know he's looking down on us today and... I know he's looking down on us today and he would want me to say, he would want me to say, 'Katherine!' He would want me to say, 'Katherine, I'm sorry!' What is going on?! Don't you people have any respect?!
Monday, November 15, 2010
Vampire Diaries: Katherine
Witches and their spells. So many people to sacrifice.
Living out of a suitcase is better than dying so you can have your blood spilled over a silly little rock.
I already killed you once, I can easily do it again.
Werewolves are practically extinct. They mainly exist in books and really bad movies.
I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.
Kiss me or kill me. We both know you're only capable of one.
I wanted out of the tomb. Doesn't matter the price. Of course I knew you would die.
Your pretty little outfit is gonna need a good dry clean.
That is too sad for me to accept, my lord. Life is too cruel... if we cease to believe in love, why would we want to live?
It's okay to love them both. I did.
Living out of a suitcase is better than dying so you can have your blood spilled over a silly little rock.
I already killed you once, I can easily do it again.
Werewolves are practically extinct. They mainly exist in books and really bad movies.
I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.
Kiss me or kill me. We both know you're only capable of one.
I wanted out of the tomb. Doesn't matter the price. Of course I knew you would die.
Your pretty little outfit is gonna need a good dry clean.
That is too sad for me to accept, my lord. Life is too cruel... if we cease to believe in love, why would we want to live?
It's okay to love them both. I did.
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