Monday, March 16, 2009

Edward Scissorhands

Jim: You don't understand. The only thing that guy hangs onto tighter is his dick.

Edward: Kevin, you wanna play scissors, paper, stone again?
Kevin: No!
Edward: Why not?
Kevin: 'Cause it's boring. I always win!

Jim: I'd give my left nut to see that again.

Jim: Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.

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