Sweet Home Alabama

I'm not you wife. I'm just the first girl to climb in the back of your truck.

You look like sex on a stick in the Frederick Montana getup!
- Listen Bubba, why don't you just kiss my... ass! Oh my God!
Get in the truck, there, missy, 'cause I don't do that sort of thing on the street.

I can hardly afford me, much less some high maintenance babe.

Guess we all have our own little secrets.
- 'Course I read all about yours on the internet.

Oh I know all about the cocks in your hen house.

Honey, just because I talk slow don't mean that I'm stupid.

You have a baby... in the bar!
- This one is still on the tit so I can cart him everywhere.

Guys just grabbed a stick. Let's play some pool alright? And if you can't find one, just pull the cue from up her ass.

You can take the girl out of the honky-tonk but you can't take the honky-tonk out of the girl.

Let her think what she wants to. She made up her mind about me a long time ago.
- Some things never change.
- Like Eldon here, he never could get his balls in the right pocket.

I liked her better when she was crazy.

History's history. No reason to go sweepin' it under the rug.

People need a passport to come down here.

Well, then, I'm gonna buy you a drink.
- Well, you're really not my type, I mean...

It must be exhausting, living a lie.

Can't ride two horses with one ass, sugar bean.

I gave my heart away a long time ago. My whole heart. And I never really got it back.

You...In my entire life, I have never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful! And I'm in politics!

You go after him you little bitch!

Oh, go back to your double wide and fry something.

Praise the Lord! The South has risen again!

Why do you want to marry to me?
- So I can kiss you anytime I want.