How to lose a guy in ten days

Michelle: No man would go running from you Andie. You could barf all over him and he would say do it again.

A woman in lust wants chocolate. A woman in love wants diamonds.

Ben: I'm not talking about lust either. I'm talking about deep, meaningful, head over heels, his and her towels, let's grow old together, L-O-V-E.

Ben: Saving the world, one shopaholic at a time.

Andie: True of false: all's fair in love and war.

Ben: Diamond... is no one-night stand. Diamond is a long-term commitment.

Andie: I'm going to make you wish you were dead.

Thayer: Ten days is a marathon?

Tony: Do you have a ethical problem with rifling through a woman's purse?

Ben: Guys, a woman's purse, all right, it's her secret source of power, all right? there are many dark and dangerous things in there that we, the male species, should know nothing about.

Andie: You can't watch Meg Ryan for two hours and not be thinking about another girl.

Michelle: Are you dating him or contemplating adoption?

Andie: Can Princess Sophia come out and play?

Ben: If you're going to name my member, all right, you've got to name it something hyper-masculine, okay? Something like Spike or Butch, or Krull, the Warrior King, but not Princess Sophia.

Ben: Due to intense humiliation, the King has momentarily abdicated his throne.

Tony: You're a vision in khaki.

Ben: "Frost yourself."

Andie: blow. Nobody likes Mr. Sniffles.

Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person?!

Ben: You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there. You're like a freaking one-woman circus, Andie.

Andie: I love you Binky, but I don't have to like you right now.

Andie: You are hitting on our shrink! And you are a pathological flirt.

Ben: Five seconds ago I was gay, now I'm a pathological flirt?

Mr. Warren: There isn't a diamond in the room that sparkles like a woman in love.

Tony: Tone deaf and drunk is not a good combination.

Ben: You named my penis after a dame!

Andie: You can't lose something you never had.

Ben: You can write anywhere.

Andie: Why don't you save your mind games for you next bet, okay?