Here on Earth

Sam: If you check out my ass when I walk away... your shake will be on your lap.

Kelly: What freaks you out more? Getting bailed out by your girlfriend or knowing she was adding me to her fantasy file?
Pete: What'd he say?
Jasper: I think he just said 'come kick my ass'.

Sam: I love this spot, it's like heaven right here on earth, maybe that's what heaven is, maybe we go through life collecting people and places we love and they become in our heaven and that's where you mom is, she in her heaven surrounded by everything that she loves... including you.

Sam: Some people live their whole lives and never fall in love. I've lived my life and I fell in love.