"Inspirational" Facebook Statuses and Such

Molly Harmon: "Hail Mary full of grace, smack a Bitch in the face. Take her Gucci Bag and the North Face off her back, jab her if she act. Funny with the money, oh you got me mistaken, Honey..." An ode to the SMC bullshit, from B.I.G to the Bitches!

Molly Harmon: Brush the coke off your nose and put on your jorts...we are going to the Waffle House, so you gotta keep it classy!

Molly Harmon: The dirty bastards have impounded Ron Jeremy for being parked in a space "reserved for motor vehicles only"...I am protesting this bullshit in hopes of unshackling his innocent soul allowing me to have him between my legs once more. Join me in the First Annual Park Your Bike Like a Drunkass Would to Free Ron- A series... of rogue bike parkings will occur every night this week until Security gives me my GD bike back!

Kendall Davis: I don´t wear tight jeans lyk da white boys
But I do get wasted lyk da white boys

Symone: WARNING: Doing the "stanky leg" too hard may result in lost property

Molly Harmon: I'm getting naked, starting the Revolution, and bringing Woodstock ideals to my generation. Its gonna be awesome...

Matt: a foot in the door is better than a stick in the eye

Krystal L. Bailey: Imitation is the highest form of robbery.

Britney Nicole: "Fear is temporary...Regret is forever."

Britney Nicole: "Cute enough to make you look twice..Sweet enough but not always nice..a little crazy but not too wild..the kind of girl who will make you smile =)"

Britney Nicole: "You gotta dance like nobody's watching, dream like you will live forever, live like you're going to die tomorrow and love like it's never going to hurt."

Britney Nicole: "Destroy what Destroys you..."

Britney Nicole: "People rarely say what they mean, thats the interesting part; whats going on beneath the surface...." Edvard in The Prince & Me

Britney Nicole: "Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted." ~ John Lennon

Britney Nicole: Math is a legal form of torture invented by people who hate joy!

Britney Nicole: "When we live such fragile lives, It's the best way we survive, I go around a time or two, Just to waste my time with you...I'll keep you my dirty little secret, Don't tell anyone or you`ll be just another regret, My dirty little secret, Who has to know?!" Dirty Little Secret All-American Rejects =)

Britney Nicole: "Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us, adore the ones that ignore us, love the ones that hurt us, & hurt the ones that love us =("

Britney Nicole: Usually the things you are most scared of are the most worthwhile...just a theory =) Chasing Liberty

Britney Nicole: I will never apologize for what I feel, because that's like saying your sorry for being real!

Aleesha Lynn: If you believe in forever, then life is just a one night stand. If there's a rock and roll heaven, well, you know they got a hell of a band.

Aleesha Lynn: I just wanna fly away, from all of this pain, things don't feel the same, feel like you're to blame.

Aleesha Lynn: Better get ya shit right before you get stomped out, better yet bottle action and I put ya lights out! Got a bad ass temper and I'm dealin' with that, gettin' kinda crazy beatin' bitches with bats, I'm kinda confused you ain't talkin' much now, next time you see me girl you'll be takin' a bow, as you see I'm not a kid and I don't play games, my name says it all I'll just take a bottle in hand.

Aleesha Lynn: A sure thing just might fail you, women often conduct themselves just like males do, so dudes do that while these ladies stealin' it, we do the same shit with a better job of concealin' it!

Aleesha Lynn: Every day becomes a yesterday and yesterdays just don't matter.

Aleesha Lynn: Cold As A Winter Day, Hot As A Summer's Eve, Young Money Thieves, Steal Your Love and Leave

Aleesha Lynn: I got a one way ticket on a hell bound train with nothing to lose and nothing to gain, I'm feelin' like I'm lost, like I'll never be found, I'm twisted and I'm turned around. So what do you do when it all comes down on you? Do you run and hide or face the truth.

Michelle Thomas: I believe in Karma, what you give is what you get returned. I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned. I believe the grass is more greener on the other side. I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye.

Michelle Thomas: Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Molly Harmon: Theory about Finals: Everything is everything, what is meant to be will be.

Molly Harmon: All I want for Christmas is for the hallway to stop smelling like ass...

James Thomas Overholser: Have your whip in my driveway by tomorrow
Secretly i know u wanna hit it like the lotto
And after that we could ketchup like tomato
Or we could make love in Italy in the grotto
Fresh off the jet at the mat they're screaming bravo
Steppin' in my Jimmy Choo's yeah got it all cute for you baby
Nothing like those other girls i would never be rude to you baby
Can we just say that you wanna be more than just friends

Jenn Cassidy: let's get a jersey shore house and recreate what the fucks on mtv have ruined

Molly Harmon: Cripple fight....Molly "Mizzle to the Hizzle" Harmon vs. Jackie "I'm not getting any so I'm a closet twat" D.

Molly Harmon: I'm getting naked, starting the Revolution, and bringing Woodstock ideals to my generation. Its gonna be awesome...

Jenn Cassidy: "If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down all alone, these women together ought to be able to turn it back, and it get it right side up again! And now they are asking to do it, the men better let them."- Sojourner Truth......

Lisa Birk: Life ain't always beautiful, sometimes it's just plain hard. Life can knock you down, it can break your heart. Life ain't always beautiful, you think you're on your way and it's just a dead end road at the end of the day. But the struggles makes you stronger and the changes make you wise and happiness has it's own wa...y of taking it's sweet time...

Karen Borja: --straight from the shower-- "what if Hogwarts was real and those English Bastards are hiding it from us?? -j.robb.

Chase Sorrells: she said she like my K-I-S-S-I-N-G, my swag, my walk, my L-O-V-E. you wonder why she missin me? because i'm that man you i'm that man you wish you could be.

Mallory Price: "How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life, you will have been all of these." -George Washington Carver

Megan Hughes: Charm and nothing but charm at last grows a little tiresome. It's a relief then to deal with a man who isn't quite so delightful but a little more sincere.

Alex Giorgio: dear sarah palin, please shut the fuck up. you do not know anything about climate change, and frankly, you could care less. all you care about is yourself and doing whatever you can possibly do to stay in the public eye. the republicans will NOT nominate you for president, so do yourself a favor...set up a pitch meeting with fox news for a new show...if they will put glenn beck on the air, they will put anyone...

Jared Fadden: I'm sick of Teabagger-uber-patriot-douchebaggery and stupidity. Why someone wants to identify with an asshole like Glenn Beck and subscribe to his retarded conspiracies is beyond me. Why would you want to get news from an extremely biased source like FoxNews? (this is the part where everyone that likes FoxNews says "we...ll all other news channels are liberally biased", which is a stupid argument because thats not true, and why would you want your news through a filter anyway whether its liberal or conservative?).
I also find the "Teabagger" movement funny because of the name, if you don't know why that is hilarious, ask someone you know who plays video games why "Teabagger" is a funny word.

Jared Fadden: "Its the love of guilt, that forms a habit, of being dramatically over-dramatic" -- Jamison Parker

Jared Fadden: "You can never solve a problem with the same kind of thinking that created the problem in the first place." -- Albert Einstein

Jared Fadden: "Do not pity the dead... Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love." -- Albus Dumbledore

Jared Fadden: "Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions." -- Thomas Jefferson

Jared Fadden: "Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -how passionately I hate them!" -- Albert Einstein

Jared Fadden: "Truly man is the king of beasts, for his brutality exceeds theirs. We live by the death of others: we are burial places! I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look on the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men." -- Leonardo da Vinci

Jared Fadden: "Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding." -- Albert Einstein

Jared Fadden: "We were the kings and queens of promise, We were the phantoms of ourselves, maybe the children of a lesser God, Between Heaven and Hell."

Jared Fadden: (This is a real quote from 'Going Rogue') Sarah Palin to vegetarians: "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?"... In other news, Sarah Palin endorses cannibalism.

Jared Fadden: Psalm 109:8 - "Let his days be few; and let another take his office" is followed by (psalm 109:9) "let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow".
Why am I telling you this? Because this verse is being merchandised on t-shirts, coffee mugs, aprons, etc, for right wing lunatics of this country. The merchandise say...s "Pray for Obama, Psalm 109:8". Sinister right?
If you believe this is okay, If you think its funny, you are out-of-your-mind crazy, or just completely and utterly ignorant. There is nothing funny about inciting or referencing violence towards our President, whether or not you agree with him.
You can criticize the President if you don't agree with him, but to invoke a biblical passage that calls for the death of a leader, is a whole other step of lunacy.

Jared Fadden: "There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written." -- Oscar Wilde

Jared Fadden: "If your conspiracy theory can be disproved by spending 90 seconds of research time on Wikipedia, its a bad conspiracy theory."

Jared Fadden: "This is for the record, History is written by the victor, History is filled with liars..." -- Captain Price from COD:MW2

Molly Harmon: Well that was about as fun as fuckin a sandpaper dick...

auraBeth Urban: Time is all you have. And you may find one day that you have less of than you think.

Megan Hughes: Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.

Cory Gilmartin: The emotional ups and downs of life can put strain on all facets of your life..

Cory Gilmartin: Things just have to be complex, and thats why the simple things make us feel so much better

Cory Gilmartin: Money may make the world go around, but it’s there to make people happy; its generosity that gets things done and inspires happiness.

Cory Gilmartin: You have to dream big to become big...

Cory Gilmartin: with a little ambition anything can be achieved...

Cory Gilmartin: The farthest ends of our dreams can be obtained through dedication and perseverance!

Britney Nicole: "Bad news stops us for a little while, but hope....hope is paralyzing..." ~ Criminal Minds

Britney Nicole: People make mistakes, sometimes over and over again. Forgive them, because if it's a mistake then they were confused about how to do the right thing.

Britney Nicole: "At the center of your being you have the answers; you know who you are and you know what you want..."

Britney Nicole: "You must do the thing which you think you cannot do!" - Criminal Minds

Britney Nicole: He’s a good time cowboy casanova, Leaning up against the record machine, Looks like a cool drink of water, But he’s candy-coated misery, He’s the devil in disguise, A snake with blue eyes, And he only comes out at night, Gives you feelings that you don’t want to fight You better run for your life...

Krista Durski: If I told you once, then I told you twice, you gotta get to know me. There's more to a relationship then jumping in the sheets and if that's all you want then you better go, 'cuz that ain't me. I don't give my love to just anybody, if I'm not correct, then prove me wrong, and just hold on. Gradually, you will see, just... how good it'll be. When the time is right, I'll ease your mind with a little bump and grind.

Krista Durski: According to you, I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right. According to you, I'm difficult, hard to please, forever changing my mind. I'm a mess in a dress, can't show up on time, even if it would save my life. According to you. According to you.

Brandon B: If the world lived an eye for an eye it makes us all blind~ GHANDI

Matt Baxter: If you look too hard you can't see it. Just don't look for it, just have fun

Matt Baxter: Patience is not a virtue, it's just a waste of time

Matt Baxter: Man who runs behind a car is exhausted

Matt Baxter: Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them

Matt Baxter: A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.

Jennifer Lynn Vidrine: Quote of Day: "When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power."

Jennifer Lynn Vidrine: Quote Of Day: "Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy"

Jennifer Lynn Vidrine: Quote of Day: "I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. We cannot change our past. We cannot change the fact that people act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes."

Jennifer Lynn Vidrine: Thought of day: "One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people."

Jennifer Lynn Vidrine: Quote of the Day: "You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do"

Kara Bowman: "Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of time. There are too many mediocre things in life- love should not be one of them." -Unknown

Marc Mason: Inspirational Quote of the Evening: Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Devin Hillsdon-Smith: "Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press O...n' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race."

Molly Harmon: Its not the poop, its the mystery behind the poop.

Courtney Lare: "Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'" ~MLK

Kara Dibley: "When you are lying half asleep in you room Unaware if it is midnight or afternoon Because the water doesn't flood the stairwell It could be raining but you can never tell."

Logan Cenova: take my advice, smile and move on. life's too short to let a-holes ruin your day. rest in the knowledge that you have the prince of peace within you. or that you could take that jerk in a fight. whichever you prefer.

Kathryn Stewart: "Frame every so-called disaster with these words ''In five years, will this matter?"

Brian Meeks: "Look! What did I just say about ethnic slurs??" ~Will Ferrel~

Whitney Barncord: Tie my handlebars to the stars so I stay on track

Nikki Focht: ...Do you really enjoy living a life that's so hateful? Cause there's a hole where your soul should be. Your losing control of it and it's really distasteful ♫♪♫♪

Melissa Lein: Nothing is forever. There's got to be something better than in the middle

Alex Giorgio: Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it. -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Alex Giorgio: Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted. -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Mallory Price: Power at its best is love implementing the demands of justice. Justice at its best is love correcting everything that stands against love. -MLK

Daniel Colt Collins: We must carry his message forward not only in words but through the way we live: "Everybody can be great because everybody can serve." -MLK

Britney Nicole: In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take, the relationships we were afraid to have, and the decisions we waited too long to make...

Britney Nicole: "Tough times never last, but tough people do."~Robert H. Schuller

Britney Nicole: "Run run away..Don’t let him mess with your mind..He’ll tell you anything you want to hear..He’ll break your heart..It’s just a matter of time..But just remember...He’s a good time cowboy casanova.." Carrie Underwood Cowboy Casanova

Sam Cassady: Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves

Sam Cassady: “The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in

Sam Cassady: never takes long to fall for someone... but takes so long to forget her

Emily Ponder: "To live on nothing a day is difficult enough, but to save on it would beat the cleverest political economist who ever lived." -William Booth, founder of the Salvation Army

Jennifer Lynn Vidrine: "Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."

Krystal L. Bailey: Krystalizm 55: The strength of a woman can carry the weight of the world...but I don't always have to carry it alone.

Krystal L. Bailey: Krystalizm 73: Eventually all the temporary people will 'Fade to Black!

Krystal L. Bailey: ♪♪..Could you be my sunshine on a cloudy? Could you be my yellow when I'm feeling gray? Could you be my river help me float away? Could you be my sunshine on a cloudy?..♪♪

Krystal L. Bailey: ♫..but i need u to want me need you to miss me i need your attention i need you next me i need someone to clap for me i need your affection..♫

Krystal L. Bailey: Krystalizm 24: Be what you expect of others to be so they can have a template of how they should be!

Danielle Meador: if what doesn't kill us is makin' us stonger, we're gonna last longer than the greatest wall of China, or the rabbit with the drum :P

Sweetess Taböö I need to eat Dining Hall food about as much as I need a STD.

Sweetess Taböö If these are the best 4 years of my life, Im gonna drink more when I graduate than I do now.

Sweetess Taböö Tired of letting SMC control every aspect of my life. Starting today Im puttin this fuckfest in Reverse Cowgirl and runnin shit! "Giddy up Giddy up"

Gabi Anglin Did you know that gay used to mean 'happy?' When I was growing up, it meant 'lame.' And now, it means a man who makes love to other men. We're all homos. Homo sapiens.

Gabi Anglin Reduce, reuse, recylcle should not apply to girls

Gabi Anglin "Nothing worth having comes easily"- Sweetess Taböö

Jenn Cassidy sometimes you just gots to get your freak on

Gabi Anglin Lookin for sexy chick dogs for Duke to impregnate .....