90210: Dixon Wilson

If a dude is cheating on a girl like that, it means he doesn't wanna be with her anymore.

The only way to get over a girl is to get a new girl.

Guys aren't like girls. We don't hold grudges. Life's too short.

I'm a black kid, living with a white family. It doesn't get any more different than that.

You know girls in Beverly Hills... I wanna roll in style.

I didn't grow up in the Cosby family.

My own dad is cock blocking me.

You don't think I know what you're going through? I didn't grow up in the Cosby family. You think every other family I lived with was like this? No! I know what it's like to be around someone who's wasted out of their mind! I know what that stuff does to people. That's why I never do it myself. Silver, look, you gotta trust my dad or at least trust me.

But still, it's gonna be a lot easier for you. I mean, come on. You're a cute girl. Dudes are gonna be throwing themselves at you.

I'm a black kid living with a white family. It doesn't get any more different than that.

You know, I think I like my dad more than my principal.

When I'm on the field, when he talks to me after the game, it's like something we have together... like we're really father and son.

If Dixon wants a girl, Dixon gets a girl!

My next woman will be all about the D man. I'm gonna find myself a female Dixon.

No lies. Just you, and me, and half sausage, half pepperoni.

Porn is how I make my money. I'm pretty ashamed to even be associated with the industry.

This is a worse idea than your Boys of Blaze calendar fundraiser.

You're amazing. For the life of me, I can't remember why I ever let you go.

I woke up one morning surrounded by white people I was supposed to bond with. Like that.

One time I bought her a leather bracelet and she accused me of being insensitive to cow feelings. Cow feelings!

I don't know what to call her. Mom? Dana? Woman who gave birth to me and doesn't want to talk to me at dinner?

Any chance you'll let your fake ex-boyfriend take you out on a real date?

Did you really need to pee on yourself in front of all those girls?

My parents are going out tonight and I can't wait any longer to hang out with you.

There's nowhere I'd rather be than right here with you, right now... sorry, I gotta take this.