90210: Navid Shirazi

We've mastered the waiting thing. I thought it was time to... not wait.

I didn't know women could be that limber.

Unless you have the gestation of an elephant, the cat is gonna come out of the bag soon enough. Not to mix my animal metaphors.

Adrianna does a great tractor voice. Hit it!

Your hair, it looks like a medieval weapon.

Dude, you've been in Beverly Hills for ten minutes and you know what that makes me? The third wheel.

They're my pigs, sir, and I can prove it. They respond to their names when called.

My dad only has two rules: No watching porn until I'm 21, and we always eat dinner together.

You're not a guest. You're my bitch. Now, get me some food!

Just watch out for Ethan Ward. You'll know him when you see him. He's the one with the spotlight shining out of his ass.

Organic vegetables, coming in for a landing!

I've loved you since the first time I saw you in the second grade.

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

I don't do well under pressure. This is why I couldn't be a spy. I get all hive-y and honest.

This is what people do at a dance when they don't have dates, huh?

Shouldn't you be sharing shopping tips with Lady GaGa about now?

Lila, you should know that my loyalty lies with you... will you give me another chance?

I may not look like a bruiser, but I can bruise if need be.

I'm pretty confident with my skills, you know, between the sheets!