The world is our oyster, baby sister.
Don't underestimate what I'd do to protect my sister.
I forgot how cute teenage boys can be when they're upset.
I'm going outside to avoid taking up smoking again.
I can't cook, but I am a genius at opening red wine bottles3
Keeping an economically-challenged teacher around, keeps me from avoiding the label of gold digger.
I've slept with a lot of men and you were easily the most boring.
I thought you said if I was honest with you, there was nothing I could do to scare you off.
Just call me Karma, babe.
Do close your mouth, Naomi. That's really not a good look for you.
My baby doesn't need a public school teacher as a father.
You're on a diet consisting of low denominational greens. That's fives and tens, sister.
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