The party never stops
“Pour me a shot”
I yell to the bartender
Oh man, I’m feelin’ hot, hot, hot
“Hey there big spender”
Sitting at the bar,
A nice guy buys me a drink
Sure, why not.
Jack, straight up, I think.
Cement Mixers and Body Slammers
Jose, Jack, and Jim, my favorite men
Brain Damage and Jesus Jackhammers
Don’t forget Captain Morgan
It’s only a little after eight
When a fella says, “Oh sweetheart,
Have another drink.”
Of course, I’m not done yet.
Touchdowns and Dizzy Nights
Dancing with a drink in hand
Shot after shot after shot
I can barely stand
It’s time to go, it’s two o’clock
Who’s going home with me tonight?
One last Screw Driver and I’m off
Before I pass out like last time
The party never stops
It just keeps going on
My friends get worried
But I see nothing wrong
I like to party and drink
I like to have fun
I like to do things I shouldn’t
Things that are really dumb
But what can I say?
I do what I want
Who I am is not pretending
To be someone I’m not
