Instant Star Season Four

Jude: [voicover] Some decisions come naturally, sometimes you just know what's right in your heart, though my heart hasn't always known what's best for me. How do you know what to choose, how could you know? When it came right down to it, there was no choice to be made. Who am I to fight destiny, especially when it looks like that, feels like this?

Sadie: Losing your virginity on a beach to the guy you love sounds pretty special to me, Jude.

Darius: Michelangelo never wanted to paint the Sistine Chapel but the Pope insisted. You know what he got for finally saying yes? A masterpiece so beautiful that it made the angels weep.

Karma: Come on honeys, let's go shake what the good Lord gave us.

Cassandra: Oh, there's an odd couple. Tommy Q and monogamy.

Sadie: What are those coming out of your eyes? Crying?

Karma: Stop the presses. Karma has feelings. Karma has issues with other women. Karma hasn't had a real friend since second grade.

Karma: Does anyone plan to tear out her fake maid of honor's weave on national television because she won't get out of the bride's light?

Jude: Sorta an emergency. A sex-mergency.

Tommy: If you wanted simple, you should of chosen the boy next door.

Jude: I'm sorry I Paris Hilton-ed out on you.

Jude: Depth of sunlight, a gorgeous guy on guitar, my relationship with Tommy Q. He's the best in the world. Tommy and me, we're all about private moments. Others like to show the world what they got. Why can't they see what everyone else sees? Why can't they see they're doomed?

Get over it

Felix Woods: Hey grabby hands, step away from the sister. Shouldn't you be at like a pajama party?

Felix Woods: You know that song "Pocketful of Dreams"?
Band Member: Down here we call it "Pocketful of Ass".

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Keep icing your front bum. Swelling continues if you don't ice. And I need you... not really.

Berke Landers: For the first time in my life, I was in love. And I knew it would last forever... Boy was I a dumb ass.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: What direction do you think "left" is? See, because if you go with your instinct and reverse it, I think we have something happening. How difficult is this? I'm so alone, I think.
Jessica: I am trying. You are intimidating me.
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Well you are FRIGHTENING me. You understand that? How do you get dressed in the morning? Do you have people come in, or do you just lie in state?

Coach Hibble: Nice trick there, Landers, catching the ball with your face. Next thing you know, you'll be shooting three-pointers with your ass.

Berke Landers: O fair Hermia, thou art so incredibly hot and stuff.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Mr. Landers, how nice of you to join us. And thanks for not showering. What a super instinct.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Bill Shakespeare was a wonderful poet. But Burt Bacharach he ain't.

Berke Landers: You're my parents, for God's sake, stop trusting me.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: It's just not very good. I could lie to you, but I would do you a disservice, because it's-it's just bad.

Peter Wong: [crying out in pain] Forrest-Oates is my special buddy.

Felix Woods: Just keep an eye on her man. 'Cause some of those theatre guys, they have a reputation of being kinda...
Dennis Wallace: Gay?
Felix Woods: See, now that's what they want you to think.

Felix: No, you're being handled by leather pants over here, there's a difference.
Berke Landers: Kiss a little longer, stay close a little longer...
Kelly: Hold tight a little longer... longer with Big Red.
Berke Landers: That Big Red freshness lasts right through it.
Kelly and Basin: Your fresh breath goes on and on...
Everyone: While you chew it. So say goodbye a little longer, make it last a little longer...
Berke Landers: Give your breath long-lasting freshness... WITH BIG RED.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Put your hand DOWN little Steve.

Basin: My dance partner? SHIT.
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: That's enough out of your MUCK MOUTH.

Berke Landers: No, you're squeezing my puncture wound.

Peter Wong: [Angry- aimed at Striker] I'll kill you, you ass-kissing pretentious swing-town twit.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Hold it- yes um- um what can I... You'd tell me if you'd had a stroke.

Felix: Nothing, just watching my aunt's dog screw the rubber tree.

Berke Landers: Striker I'd be careful with that accent, Striker. Because You're beginning to sound a lot like Mary Poppins.
Striker: Look I don't know what you are blathering about but if I were you...
[get's up in Fosters face]
Berke Landers: Are you wearing makeup?
Striker: That's it... careful Landers I do believe that you are trifling with danger
[takes out nunchucks]
Berke Landers: Who keeps nunchucks in their pants?

Striker: I don't even know what you're doing here Landers, but if some guy dazzled his way into my ex-girlfriends fancy I'd be doing the same thing... only I'd have a bigger part.
Berke Landers: [nonchalant] You dropped your sword.

Dennis Wallace: [talking about Berke's ex-girlfriend] Who marries their high school girlfriend, anyway?
Felix: And don't say Macaulay Culkin.

Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Yes, that part. I'll tell you what it doesn't say. It doesn't say "Additional lyrics by little miss sassy pants."

Berke: [reading the school play] Captain of the fairy band, Helena is close at hand. I'm understanding about every word of this shit.

Berke Landers: Felix, I've taken pisses longer than your last three relationships.

Allison McAllister: Trends fade, bread molds, people die...

Stomp The Yard

Duron: It's not just about you. It's about us, we're a team.
DJ: Well then this team' bout to double up on their asses!

If there's a strike three, you out. period.

Duron: The key to success when going to school, what you do, you get a group of girls, you get them to do your homework. When they do your homework, you get A's.

Rich Brown: All right. There are only a select few things of mine that are absolutely off limits aight; my toothbrush, my toothpaste, my shaving cream,and my condoms.Magnums, of course. You know about the gold packs? other than that playboy anything else of mine you're welcome to; Rich Brown?

Grant: Do you know what we call freshmen? Boot lickers, because that's all they're good for.
DJ: You know what we call guys like you, from where I'm from? Pretenders.

DJ: I ain't repping anything, just me.

DJ: I said somebody'll gonna have to teach you to talk to a woman. I already schooled you once tonight, homeboy. How many lessons you want to learn?

Sly: You're real cocky for a brother that has one trick.

Peoplpe who changed history. You make the letters. The letters don't make you. - Black Greek Letter Organizations

Sly: Losing, it's a state of mind.

DJ: Gamma who? One word: Bitches.

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Dr. Marting Luther King, Jr.

My Life as Liz

Liz: The people, places, and stories you are about to see are all real... at least the way I see it. Love & Rockets, Liz. Whatever MTV made me do this.

Liz: I am your mold breaker.

Liz: I used to be part of that shallow, bitch squad. Yeah I was that much of a douche face. I now affectionately refer to them as legion of doom.

Liz: Leader of the pack, Cory Cooper. Prevailer of doom to anyone who dares to think an original thought. shallow as a hobo's puddle of urine on a sidewalk.

Liz: If Taylor Terry is Darth Vader, then Cory Copper is the Emperor.

Sully: He's man-tastic.

Liz: Valentine's day dances are strictly for people who are like fourteen and have like dates.

Liz: That's why I like comic books so much. Because everything is black and white, good and evil, and there's always a superhero to save the day.

Liz: Ugh! Okay, here's what we're going to do. We're gonna get on stage and shake our little bon-bons to Single Ladies. And it's gonna be great!

Liz: Get it together Liz. I think you're weirding out all the weirdos.

Annie: Sometimes the biggest problems have the simplest solutions.

Sully: You just might be the ballsiest person I know that doesn't have balls.

Liz: If you had a kid, what would you name it?
Sully: Robert Downey Sullivan
Liz: I'd name it Rocket Power.

Bryson: Liz, this isn't how big people do things. We don't run away.

Liz: If only you had as much brain as you had boobies.

Bryson: Like she's completely okay with the fact that her boobies are bigger than her brain.

Liz: Friends don't let friends wear slinkets.

Cory: Just so you know I fucking hate you. And I hope you that fail, so good luck.

Cory: You're repulsive. Look at yourself, you look like you fell out of a dumpster.

Liz: Yeah, the whole slut look is way cooler.

Liz: I can't hear you. I don't speak dumb talk.

Liz: Hope that I die? Wow, thanks Cory for reminding me why I want to kick your ass so bad.

Liz: Look at it this way, you won dignity and respect. They're still hanging out at zero.

Liz: Well, that sorta sucked the joy out of everything.

Liz: One small step for this nerd, one giant leap for nerd-kind.

Liz: We can be the liberal, jewish, gay-loving, group for freedom.

Bryson: how about 'send Cory Cooper to the moon' club?

Liz: As if we needed to slaughter more animals in the name of home decor.

Liz: All Taylor has to do is say, "hey Miss Mills, I'm tall, blond, and pretty. And I think Liz should do a story on animal cruelty. Awesome."

Liz: She's like a perky blond terminator.

Liz: For someone shooting a story on animal cruelty she's awfully comfortable with a firearm.

Liz: Story of my life sweetheart. Disappointment. Get used to it.

Liz: Well I'm no relationship expert. But if you're questioning things then maybe you can find the answer in the dice.
Bryson: You want me to roll for my relationship?
Liz: If you can't find the answer leave it up to gambling. Odds, you guys are gonna break up. Evens, you're going to live happily ever after.

Liz: I've been waiting to turn 18 now for 18 years now. I mean, I am finally an adult. I can vote, rent machinery, buy all the porn and lottery tickets I want. The only problem is, I'm doing it alone.

Girl: Do you know how to make a thong out of tea bags?

Liz: The 'Anything But Clothes' party is all anyone has been able to talk about for the last two weeks. Apparently they consider the chance to shed their clothing and put on something more industrial, profound privilege. It's like having your name on the invite list makes you exist. Unless you're me, that is, I for one am purposely happy to never set foot in a single high school party. I mean, really, they're just a mother ship for drooling guys and gaggles of girls.

Sully: This is like an excuse to look at boobies. Sweet, wholesome boobies, round and bouncy.

Troy: BTW, not a best idea to talk about boobs in front of a girl you like. Make a note of that.

Taylor: You just say no before you actually think about what you're saying no to. I know things went bad between you and Cory but that doesn't mean that's going to happen every time you open up to somebody.

Liz: If you got burned by your best friend you wouldn't go making new best friends the next day, or years.

Liz: Maybe hanging out with guys is a defense move but so what. I hang out with people that make me happy. There's nothing wrong with that.

Sully: I'm one step ahead of you and ten steps ahead of Cory Cooper.

Liz: Sticking up for someone else is totally like a friend like thing to do, so does that mean we're like... Nah... but... yeah. right? Holy sh--!

Bryson: Any apples or oranges showing up I should know about?

Liz: So, parallel universes. Okay, so it's like this, when you make a decision in this universe, you make the opposite decision in this parallel universe. Which means, at any given moment, there is some crazy stuff going on. But what my question is, can you universe hop, like can you cross over from this current universe to this other one, by like accident or something. Because when a giant banana shows up at your door step, it's kinda hard to feel like you haven't.

Sully: You need to go out and have some fun. Let's go.

Taylor: Boys can't take a hint Liz, everyone knows that.

Liz: Boys are like quantum physics.

Liz: I want to punch you in the face so bad, you have no idea.

Sully: Did you know that Cory Cooper sleeps upside down in a cocoon of her own wings?

Liz: Definitely. My life would be totally incomplete without a plastic tiara on my head.

Liz: God I wish I could close line that woman.

Liz: Do you ever have one of those days where you get a terrible flesh wound and someone keeps dousing it in hot sauce?

Liz: Ugh I can't believe I wasted some much time and brainpower on a guy who couldn't find his balls if you dangled them in front of him. I am so tired of everything revolving around Bryson.

Liz: Taking a killer friend who would be capable of doing the robot for seven hours.

Liz: I do not want to discuss this with you right now, Oprah.

Cory: There's like not prom queen and prom queen. there's no good.

Troy: What are you not going to do?
Sully: Talk about boobs.

Liz: You're looking as sharp as a tack.

Sully: I'm just gonna kind of put it out there, you missed out on a great thing.
Bryson: Yeah, I know.

Taylor: The perfect prom queen would be someone who is genuinely nice to everybody.

Liz: His left nut has more personality than you do.

Liz: The best part about being at prom, is hanging out with Sully.

Cory: I just don't get it Tori, what's wrong with me. I just don't get it at all. I mean why didn't people vote for me, I feel like the biggest loser.

Liz: Oh my god, it's like she has feelings or something. If I leave now will that make me a better or worse person?

Liz: It's just high school.

Sully: Some things are better left unsaid.

Liz: You know when you've had a couch forever and it's really old and there's that stain from where you spilled ramen or whatever that is, and it's actually kind of gross but it's all you know and you're actually kind of attached to it. Burleson is my couch, is why moving to New York is a way harder decision than it's ever going to be. the dream has always been to get out of here and experience things on my own, to live in the one place where there are enough weird people to make me feel normal. But outside of all this disgusting sentimentality, what's really keeping me here?

Liz: After high school ends, it's just seems like everybody goes their separate ways.

Liz: I haven't told anyone because I don't want to get all sentimental and douchey about it, but now that it's the last day of school I'm getting all sentimental and douchey.

Liz: I guess there's one thing I learned, is that you can't always predict what it's going to feel like when the day you thought would never come, finally arrives.

Liz: Is it insane that I'm looking for signs and secret messages in people's license plates?

Bryson: I'm extremely stoked but I don't want things to go unsaid.

Bryson: You've gotta do what's right for you.

Liz: This is awkward. It's not like I thought he'd have the magic answer, but that's why I thought we were hanging out, to talk about things and get back to normal.

Liz: I'm sweating like a hooker in church.

Annie: Every kid has to stop wetting the bed sometime. You know what I mean.

Sully: That's like a slap in the face with a fish, to me.

Sully: Everyone calls it 'the melting pot,' but it's actually a dirty crappy toilet everyone takes a dump in. If you go to New York, you're going to turn into a pompous douche.

Liz: When it come to life changing decisions, no matter what advice people give you, ultimately it's up to you to figure out what's really important.

Liz: I never thought that doing what I wanted would be kinda scary and sad.

Liz: You've grown little grasshopper.

Liz: You know you're going to have to eventually let go.

Liz: You're all my family and it's going to be like hell leaving you guys. If I don't go now, then I won't go.

Bryson: You really are cool. You're like the coolest girl of anybody I know. You have a favorite comic book artist. You listen to some of the coolest music of anybody I know. I like that you had the courage to get up on a stage in front of an entire school to sing, win one for the nerds. I like that you have that red hair. I, just... I like you.

Liz: I don't really know what's going to happen from here, but it's okay. I mean, sometimes it's better when things aren't perfect. At least then you know they're real.

The Last Song

Ronnie: Truth only means something when it's hard to admit! Don't you get that?

Steve: Sometimes you have to be apart from the people you love, but that doesn't make you love them any less. Sometimes it makes you love them more.

Jonah: Mom says it's because she has PMS.
Steve: Do you even know what PMS is, Jonah ?
Jonah: Of course I do dad, I'm not a little kid anymore. It's the Pissed At Men Syndrome.

Will: “Happy families are all alike. Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”

Jonah: You have dibs. You married her first.

Will: I don’t think you can try funny business at a wedding, sir.
Steve: You can try funny business at a wedding, trust me.
Will: Kinda makes this a mix message then.

Steve: I don’t have too many lectures left on my timecard so I really want you to hear this. Someday you are going to open your heart and you’re going to play again. It’s not going to be to make your mother happy, and it’s not going to be to make me happy, it’ll be for you. Because music, love, they’re gonna bring you joy.

Ronnie’s mom: You have a right to shut down, just don’t push me away.
Ronnie: This is what I do Mom, I push people away. I pushed Will away, too.
Ronnie's Mom: We’re not perfect, any of us. We make mistakes, we screw up, but then we forgive and we move forward. Honey, if you have the courage to feel, you feel everything so deeply. You’re your father’s daughter.

Ronnie: Well I would rather drink my milkshake than wear it, but I’m fine.
Will: I’m sorry.
Ronnie: You look it. Forget it.
Will: Hey look, I really am sorry.
Ronnie: Didn’t we just do this?
Will: I’m Will by the way. Let me buy you another shirt.
Ronnie: No thanks.
Will: C’mon, I’m just practicing southern hospitality.
Ronnie: Really? Is that what they call hitting on strangers now?
Will: You know what? I have no interest in buying you a shirt.
Ronnie: Is that so?
Will: I’m just over here so the other team can catch a breath.
Ronnie: Wow. Pushy and conceited.

Ronnie: My mom shipped me and my brother to my dad’s for the summer. Guess I can babysit turtle eggs while the volleyball player slash (/) aquarium volunteer hits on me every ten seconds.

Jonah: Don’t hello me. I need your name soldier. The commanding officer sent me out with rations. Unfortunately, it’s vegetarian so personally I’d rather eat sand.

Will: Oh, not the hard to get again. Seriously, Ronnie, you read Tolstoy; you take up arms to defend innocent sea turtles. Your ice cube backs aren’t working.

Jonah: What has one eye, speaks French, and really loves cookies? Muah!

Jonah: What if he stays out there forever, what if he never leaves, and then dies?
Steve: Yeah, his corpse is eaten by a bunch of raccoons.
Jonah: And he still doesn’t leave because that’s how powerful his love is.
Steve: Turtles. Turtles eat his corpse.

Ronnie: Will, I did not come here for some stupid summer romance with some stupid local boy who has done this with a thousand other girls.
Will: What?
Ronnie: Ashley told me about all the girls you’ve been with. So I don’t want to be just the next girl on your parade of girls, Will. Going on the same date, doing the exact same thing. I think that’s why it’d be better if we just end it.
Will: End it. End what? Okay, Ronnie, yes, I went out with other girls before I met you. But it was before I met you, so how can you be mad about that?

Will: You’re not like the other girls.

Ronnie: Dad, I’d probably talk about this with a girlfriend if I had one here, but I don’t. So…
Steve: So you want to talk? So, here we go. Let’s talk. Yeah? Alright, um, so you like this guy? You like him a lot?
Ronnie: I like him more than a lot. Is that crazy?
Steve: Well, a little but love is, Ronnie, crazy, a little.
Ronnie: Thank you.

Jonah: Wow. You may be older but I am so much smarter than you.

Jonah: I like Will. I don’t want him breaking up with you just because you look crappy at a wedding.

Steve: Dear Ronnie, I miss the hours we spent together at the piano. I miss being your teacher. I know you see me as having left you but when your mother and I split up I was in a lot of pain. I just needed to come home. I regret moving away from you and Jonah more than anything. I hope you’ll forgive me. Your mom tells me you’ve completely failed your SAT’s but I know how smart you have to be to get every single question wrong. Congratulations, Ronnie. I’ve told you before that none of what happened between your mother and me had anything to do with you or Jonah. Love is fragile Ronnie. We’re not always its best triggers. We just muddle through and do the best we can and hope that this fragile thing survives against all odds.

Steve: You don’t even know who you are, Ronnie.
Ronnie: Who am I?
Steve: You are the kindest, sweetest, most beautiful daughter in the whole world.

Ronnie: People make mistakes, Will, even the people that we love.

Remember Me

Tyler: [from trailer] Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant. But it's very important that you do it. I tend to agree with the first part.

Tyler: [from trailer] Someone's been trying to tell me something. Make her yours forever, and I'm working on the forever part.

Tyler: He can stand me up, but he can't stand you up.

Aidan Hall: That's why chicks dig you, man. They love this freaky, poetic crap.

Receptionist: You know you can't smoke in here.
Tyler: Why do you have an ashtray?
Receptionist: It's a bowl, it completes the room.
Tyler: I guess it was just here to tease me.

Tyler: If you could hear me, I would say that our finger prints don't fade from the lives we've touched.

Tyler: You know what day I'm staring at, Michael. By 22, Ghandi had 3 kids; Motzart, 37 symphonies; and Buddy Holly was dead

Tyler: You have a daughter who sincerely believes that you don't like her. She's communicating. Why aren't you listening? Why aren't you riveted?

Aidan Hall: I've had enough of this brooding introvert shit! I'm ready to set up an intervention.
Tyler: You do realize that interventions don't normally consist of binge drinking, right?

Aidan Hall: I've planted my flag in every continent.

Ally Craig: Your middle name is Keets? God, your parents are pretentious!

Ally Craig: I have my dessert first.
Tyler: Is that a political statement? A medical condition, perhaps?
Ally Craig: I just don't see the point in waiting. I mean, what if I die while eating my entree?
Tyler: Is that probable?
Ally Craig: It's possible. What if I choke? What if an asteroid come hurling down onto the restaurant?... I'll tell you what, if you swear on your eternal soul that I'll make it through my entree, then I'll wait. But before you answer, consider that if something does happen, you'll have to live the rest of your life knowing that not only did you lie to me, but you denied of my one last indulgence. Are you prepared to shoulder that kind of responsibility?

Tyler: So, dessert first in case of asteroids, yes. But kissing a guy you seem at least somewhat attracted to before riding off into the unknown New York night alongside a panda you've only just met, no?

Tyler: Love's involved with spending time together, but spending time apart, can lead to loving even more.

Charles: [turns to Tyler again] I love her.
[Tyler rolls his eyes]
Charles: Good God, you toss that word around but you have no idea what it means.
Tyler: Maybe I don't. Maybe Caroline doesn't either...
Charles: I provided her world, and yours.
Tyler: That doesn't mean you can't just shatter it! How do you feel, when you have something better to do?
Charles: Who the hell do you think you're talking to? You pedaled down here on your bike, for Christ's sake! You're gonna take care of nothing! You're responsible for no one! You're a kid! You think you're the first one to lose anything? You think, that whatever you feel in your heart, I don't also feel it in mine?
Tyler: [referring to Michael] You didn't find him. Okay? I found him. And you're just so... tragically blind that you think the rest of your children are just gonna hang themselves...
Charles: [charges toward Tyler] You little piece of...
Tyler: [People in the meeting separate them] What!

Aidan Hall: [In jail] It must be nice living at the bookstore, by yourself, with all your stacks of books. But, you see, I actually plan on having a career, and a wife, and a girlfriend, and a... and a divorce, and a mid-life stalking episode, and an erectile dysfunction.

Tyler: You once told me, our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch. Is that true for everybody, or is it just poetic bullshit?

Tyler: Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it's very important that you do it because nobody else will. Like when someone comes into your life and half of you says: "You're nowhere near ready". And the other half says: "Make her yours forever". Michael, Caroline asked me what would I say if I knew you could hear me. I said: "I do know. I love you. God, I miss you, and I forgive you.

Tyler: Hey doll face, your dad trampled all over my civil liberties, do you wanna make out with me?