Dude, Where's my car?

Jesse: Special Treats equal Sex!

Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car, dude?

Chinese Lady: And then...?
Jesse: No "and then"!

Jesse: I got three words: Anger Manage-ment.

Chester: "Dude." What about mine?
Jesse: "Sweet." What about mine?

Chester: A barn?
Jesse: Is it red?
Chester: No.
Jesse: Then it's not a barn!

Jesse: Shibby!