Borat

Borat: Is this the owner of the house? Did you shrink her? Please Gypsy lady don't shrink me, I just want your tears.

Borat: We didn't fly, just in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.

10 Things I Hate About You

Patrick: Don't ever let any one make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.

Ms. Perky: I've been hearing a lot of complaints about you again. People are saying you're...
Kat: Pretentious?
Ms. Perky: Well, "heinous bitch" is the term used most often.

Kat: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle-retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
Kat: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.

Patrick: I was joking with the lunch lady, it was a bratwurst.
Miss Perky: A bratwurst? My, aren't we the optimist.

School Geek: Only if we were the last two people on Earth, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?

Edward Scissorhands

Jim: You don't understand. The only thing that guy hangs onto tighter is his dick.

Edward: Kevin, you wanna play scissors, paper, stone again?
Kevin: No!
Edward: Why not?
Kevin: 'Cause it's boring. I always win!

Jim: I'd give my left nut to see that again.

Jim: Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.

Bedtime Stories

Marty Bronson: Your fun is only limited by your imagination.

Mickey: [after Skeeter has just thrown ketchup at him] you know what? Ketchup is GOOD for you! It rejuvenates the skin, so who's the real victim here? YOU ARE!

Skeeter Bronson: Haven't you heard? Goofy is the new handsome.

Skeeter Bronson: There aren't happy endings in real life, the sooner you learn that the better.