Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Son of Anarchy

Jax: Do you love me? It's a simple question.
Tara: It's not a simple answer.

Tig: I thought you said you drugged the meat?
Juice: I did.
Tig: Fu*k, there was foam in its mouth.
Juice: That thing should be dead. I dosed it like two grams.
Tig: Grams of what?
Juice: Crank.
Tig: You fed crystal to a killer dog, man? Are you retarded?
Juice: No.

Clay: So you're just gonna stroll outta there with two dead Mexi whores draped over your shoulders?
Tig: I'll gut them dead bitches. I'll flush their bellies with bleach. No DNA.
Clay: What kinda nasty s**t did your momma do to you?
Tig: What do you mean?

Unser: Jesus Christ, this is how you treat an old friend?
Clay: Nah. It's how I treat an old cop.

Gemma: That's where you're wrong. You have no baby. You lost that privilege. (Grabs Wendy by the throat) You so much as cast a shadow on that kid, try to turn some legal screw and get custody, I will finish this job. He will never call you "mommy". (Releases Wendy, and throws a Bible on her table) I suggest you turn to Jesus.

Jax: Some days you're the Beamer, some days you're the goddamn deer.

Jax Teller [voiceover, reading his fathers memoirs]: A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind. The outcome is the balance of might and right.

One Tree Hill: Antwon 'Skills' Taylor

I dunno about all that, maybe some chrome gates and some freaky angels. Naw, but I do think there's somethin' else out there, and I do think whatever we do in this world matters in the next.

These don't look like virgin underwear. [holding up Millicent's panties]

I'm just saying if they belonged to my girl, she ain't gonna be no virgin no more.

The man killed Tupac and Biggie, never date girls named Bevin, and Santa Claus is black.

To steal Lucas back. Oh, so I'm the only one thinking like that, huh? Ok, look. Here's the drill. When they say,'does anybody have any reason that this thing shouldn't go down?' Bam! That's you.

Better than that.. Why don't you tell some girls, because the way he move we're gonna need all the home cooking we can get.

Right. You know I love you, P. Sawyer, right? But, baby girl, you are so far from okay, man, you ain't even in the same area code. Wait. Maybe Lucas will say the wrong name on the altar just like Ross did on Friends.

They should, though. You know, that's good drama.

Hey, baby, I ever tell you how sexy you look in that dress? Maybe we should head in.

If u wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends ...(Lucas gives him a look) What? It's catchy.

Damn, Nate mom like the alcoholic Easter bunny.

You said "Oh!"? Hold on. Peyton says "I'm in love with you" and you say "Oh"? Nice work player!

Big Daddy Skills.

Yeah, you played like crap. I remember walking around for a whole week talking 'bout "man, I gotta take me a Lucas."

Wassup home wrecker!?

Well, it's a good thing you're in a hospital; 'cause your sorry ass in bad shape bro.

How about this? I say we drug Lindsey first, even though I love her. Then we throw you in the wedding gown, so when Lucas lifts up the veil. BAM! It's on.

That sounds like a whole lotta white girl drama that I don't want to know anything about.

I'm actually just pretending to be looking so I can hear all your business. I'm just waitin to hear your plan of how you're going to get Brooke back for this cryin' little school girl.

I'm going to be so tight out there they're gonna be calling me Zip Lock.

Same old story dog. Whitey trying to keep a brother down.

Look, somebody gotta tell the old man that they don't call me Skills cause im really good at picking splinters outta my ass.

Better than that, won't you tell some girls 'cause the way he move we gonna need all the home cookin' we can get.

Shorty shouldn't be in the paint. He gotta learn.

No, Uncle Mouth got a J.O.B.

Pick the girl that's the most beautiful on the inside.

Man is you crazy? First of all, models aren't walking around handing out party passes to no too short no ass kids like you.

Opportunity only knocks once and if you don't answer, I wouldn't.

But the damn woods with hungry animals and dudes with hockey masks.

So the girl say she think she heard a noise scratching on the car door, right. So she freak out. She told the dude take me home now. So he get all mad because he not getting any action tonight right, so he drive the girl all the way home. He get out of the car to try and help her out and there on the door handle was a bloody hook.

Good going Hollywood, you scared the piss outta chuck. Good thing his mom packed extra underwear.

Amazing. So my pizza just ate itself?

Shorty shouldn't be in the paint. He gotta learn.

One Tree Hill: Whitey Durham

I know you want some answers, but what is the right answer? Because there is no answer, it's just life.

When somebody says you can't do something you fight back. You prove them wrong.

Then find somebody who does. Nathan, where is the fire that made you the best player I ever coached?. Show me it's still there. If it's not, put down that ball and walk home. People love a guy who rises from the ashes. Remember that.

You know Lucas was so broken up he couldn't play the last game? No, I didn't think so. Look Karen, you gave Keith the thing that he loved most in all the world, Lucas. He was never happier than when he was talking about you and that boy. You gave him a son for a lifetime and you let him matter to Lucas. I know how that feels. Karen, you couldn't have given him much more. Let the guilt fall away, let it go.

Whose fault was that? [Karen slaps him] I'm glad to see you're still in there. Now, you listen to me. I said that because I know the guilt that you're caring around. And you're wrong to feel it. Feeling guilty is not gonna bring Keith back.

I want you to go home and hit the sheets ... preferably alone.

When somebody says you can't do something you fight back. You prove them wrong.

I was just getting used to low-waist jeans. Let's go, ball boy!

Oh, well, by the way there's a half naked girl at the back seat of your car. I just thought you'd like to know that.

What are you doing? Putting on your makeup? Get into the gym and start warming up. Jagielski, when you find the pumps to match your skirt, you might get into the gym, too.

There's no shame in being afraid. Hell, we're all afraid. What you gotta do is figure out what you're afraid of because when you put a face on it, you can beat it. Better yet, you can use it.

I'd stand up, but every time I do somebody kicks me in the ass for putting you on the team.

I was just getting used to low-waist jeans. Lets go, ball boy.

Oh, by the way, there's a half naked girl in the back seat of your car. I just thought you'd like to know.

Alright Paris and Nicole, that's quite enough. If I wanted to watch cheerleaders wrestle I'd turn on pay-per-view.

I thought fire was supposed to be Satan's friend.

It's been fifty years, fifty long years since I've done this. Looking back on what I said all those years ago, all the hopes and dreams I had, I've come to the conclusion that if having things turn out the way you wanted them to is a measure of a successful life, then some would say I'm a failure. The important thing is not to be bitter over life's disappointments. Learn to let go of the past. And recognize that every day won't be sunny, and when you find yourself lost in the darkness and despair, remember it's only in the black of night you see the stars. And those stars will lead you back home. So don't be afraid to make mistakes, to stumble and fall, cause most of the time, the greatest rewards come from doing the things that scare you the most. Maybe you'll get everything you wish for. Maybe you'll get more than you ever could have imagined. Who knows where life will take you. The road is long and in the end, the journey is the destination.

Most fathers would be touched by this moment but I'm guessing it's your worst nightmare.

Don't you mean our room? Oh, the two of you shacked up together in sin. That's a bad example to the children. Ya oughta be ashamed of yourselves.

Not long ago, I found a kid out on that very same court. If that young man turns out to be the kind of player and person that scrawny kid turned out to be, it's a no-brainer.

Alright Paris and Nicole, that's quite enough. If I wanted to watch cheerleaders wrestle I'd turn on pay-per-view.

Basketball is a team sport. Last I checked there was no 'I' in team. I'm assuming you all can spell.