Monday, July 26, 2010

Huge

Will: Everyone wants us to hate our bodies, but I refuse to.

Will: Oh right health, you want to tell me she's here for her health.
Amber: Don't tell me what I'm here for.

Becca: You see, everyone's overweight, so the playing field is... more like there is one.

Will: I feel like inside me, there's an even fatter person waiting to get out!

Will: Do I seem gay to you? Like on a scale of 1 to... Ellen?

Alistair: I want to be one the cat people. I bet they're really graceful.

Ian: I don't want a number to decide my whole view of myself.

Alistair: Ever try to make G.I. Joe dance in the sky? It's depressing.

Rand: There may be a self-destructive part of us that doesn't want us to get better, that's more comfortable with pain.

Privileged

Megan: Rose and Sage... pretty names...great spices... it's like I have Tourette's.

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Sage: I know who you are and p.s. I puke outfits cuter than that one.

Charlie: Yeah my job comes with a hair net, I don't judge.

Megan: Oh room, I may love you even more than car.

Megan: With great power comes great responsibility... shout out to Uncle Ben... Uncle Ben is Spiderman's uncle, not mine, I just wanted to make that clear.

Marco: I hate seeing people sleep...it's just one of my things...and wrists.. I hate looking at people's wrists...

Megan: God is not a republican... he's not a democrat... I don't think he's affiliated with any politcal party... is this vodka?

Megan: It's like they don't even appreciate all the knowledge bombs I'm dropping on them.
Charlie: Maybe that's because you're calling them knowledge bombs.

Sage: You're Rose Baker. You're hot! Come on, the guy had bacne last year, he should be kissing the ground you walk on!

Sage: Are you deaf AND fat? I just said she was dating someone.

Charlie: I don't. Giving high school girls advice is not my forte..I rock at bowling I don't even need the bumper things.

Sage: It's like watching Mary Poppins on crystal meth.

Laurel: It's nice to see you on top of things...
Megan: I like to be on top.... of things... in work situations.

Marco: Oh yes, I just love unnecessary encounters with law enforcement officers... you're on your own sledge sister..

Sage: I so would have rocked my mug shot...
Marco: I'm sure there will be plenty more opportunities.

Sage: You think you can lecture me on being a good sister? I'd jump in front of a bus to save Rose from being hurt. You'd throw Lily under a bus for fun.

Megan: What's the oracle? Other than a scary lady from the Matrix? Best movie ever, am I right?

Megan: Exactly, what else is new? Uh, nothing. You're still a trampy little tramperstein and I'm still an idiot for being nice to you.

Marco: A kiss on the beach doesn't mean they're registered at Tiffany's.

Megan: I had to go on a date just so people wouldn't think I was a lesbian..
Marco: I could see that...
Megan: I know I would make such a great lesbian.. but sadly, I'm straight.

Megan: I just came to my senses and remembered she's a boyfriend-stealing trampy tramp.

Charles: Therapized?
Megan: It's a new verb I'm working on. Of or related to having too much therapy. It's going to be in the book.

Megan: Being in the principal's office kinda makes you feel like a kid a again. You probably are a kid. Bad kid if your sitting here. I was a good kid. Not that I'm judging you. Just saying. Hugs, not drugs.

Megan: The whole tutor and headmaster feels like a whole Andrew McCarthy movie gone to DVD.

Megan: You can't not try because you're afraid your gonna fail... that'd be like not wanting to go on a date because you're afraid all guys will cheat on you... that'd be like not writing because you're afraid you're not gonna get published anyways.
Rose: Are we talking about Sex and the City now? Because I loved that movie..

Marco: Man at the front door carries a surfboard as an accessory. Has a smile that can light up my Christmas tree through February.
Megan: Charlie!
Marco: Ahh Charles. bachelor number three, a fine specimen.
Megan: I'm not dating him.
Marco: I hate you.

Megan: What is lithium?
Rose: An anti-depressant?
Megan: I was going with alkali metal...

Rose: I needed a specific kind of porn... Can we go back to chemistry?
Megan: Why do you need a specific kind of porn? Why do you need any kind of porn. Why is porn a need? Why can't I stop saying porn?

Rose: Just in case, I am on the pill... there is no way I'm getting preggers in high school.

Marco: Guys like you don't end up with girls like Megan... not now at least... maybe at the end of the movie.

Megan: And if I say all guys like big boobs you'd say?
Jacob: Not me, I hate them.

Charlie: She bought porn? Who buys porn anymore? It's all free on the internet.
Megan: Cost is not the issue here.

Megan: Which one do you prefer? And i'd like to remind you, I am a very vulnerable girl who's about to go on her first sex date in two years so mocking would be in very poor taste.
Marco: Way to knock the wind out of a girl's sails.

Megan: Who told you I was dating someone?
Will: Marco, the original gossip girl.

Megan: ...she was gonna have sex with Bobby Gardner.
Marco: the gardener?
Megan: We didn't have a lawn, much less someone to keep it neat.

Megan: I had this whole speech planned...
Marco: I'm sure it was good
Megan: Instead I let her watch porn and called her a slut.

Lily: Your friend... Parsley... Sage... the tall one!

Megan: Just cause that ship has sailed... doesn't mean it has to sail every time.

Megan: I'm talking about good old fashion self-respect... kinda big in the 90's... I hear it's making a big comeback.

Megan: Patience schmacience. I have a knot so deep in my neck it's almost a bone... I named it Sage.

Rose: It's not gonna be a high school party.. Older people are coming... Actually Will's gonna be there.
Megan: Excellent... Yeah I'll bring enough Bengay for the both of us. That's arthritis medicine.

Sage: It's an emergency... We didn't know Laurel was going out of town and everyone was gonna ditch their party for ours.. Okay that we do know... Whatev's... Work it out with your therapists people.

Megan: You girls underestimate me. This is an impenetrable force I'm all knowing, all seeing.

Megan: It'd be weird for the girls to see their headmaster in a speedo.
Charlie: Well if the man wears a speedo, I cannot allow you to date him.

Rose: I want you to invite her... your sister Lily.
Megan: Yeah... right. I hear Charles Manson is up for parole soon... Maybe he wants to catch some rays too..

Megan: I'm warning you, Lily is a disaster. This is your china shop. If you want to, invite the bull.

Lily: 9000 rooms in this house and the two of them decide to share?

Charlie: The case of Sage's exploding face has officially been solved. Apparently Betty and Veronica here thought it would be a good idea to put muscle relaxers in Sage's drink.

Megan: No kissing on campus. That was rule... I'm not sure which rule that was, but it's an important one.

Marco: You're not gonna start singing songs from Annie are you? Because I bet my bottom dollar that you could.

Charlie: Not every guy is gonna cheat on you.

Rose: Sage is just mad because our friend Precious is getting all famous.
Sage: She's not famous, she did a movie with elephants and subtitles.
Rose: I hate subtitles.
Sage: Yeah everyone does.

Marco: In my heart your up here writing trashy romance novels, don't take that away from me.

Marco: Why don't you write her a Dear John letter while your at it.
Charlie: What are you talking about?
Marco: Don't be coy with me Chuckles.

Marco: Now pass the ketchup, I need to drown out the taste of my first ever chili dog.

Megan: I hooked you up with an organization called "Once Upon a Dress." They provide donated dresses to high school girls who can't afford them for prom and homecoming.
Sage: So they wear used dresses? I'd sooner borrow someone's tooth brush.

Megan: Good morning ladies!
Sage: Okay that "first thing in the morning chipper voice" you do has to stop.

Megan: A doctor that does house calls, how quaint.
Marco: He gets $5,000 a day.
Megan: By quaint I mean holy crap.

Megan: Welcome to the public school system girls.
Sage: Oh that reminds me, I forgot to TiVo prison break.

Megan: This is the type of place most kids go to school.
Sage: Now I know why there's so much crime in this country.

Megan: He's a completely different person. He's sober, employed.
Marco: I do love a girl with low standards.

Megan: You look pretty dapper yourself.
Marco: I was gonna go all out with the musk, but then I remembered it's a straight crowd.

Lily: They're eating with us?
Sage: It's our house and our food, so technically you're eating with us.

Megan: It's like a perfect storm of everyone who gives me anxiety in my life. All that's missing is Kurt Fulman.
Marco: Old boyfriend?
Megan: No, tenth grade lab partner, had a lazy eye, freaked me out.

Sage: You have some serious balls stealing a bracelet and then wearing back to the scene of a crime.

Rose: I would give up every single one of my tennis bracelets to have dinner with my dad again.

Marco: That's the secret to a creme brulee. Plus using a torch makes me feel butch.

Sage: I know we were like fairy godmothers today, except not all old and dumpy.

Marco: You ever gonna tell me what the clickidy clack is all about or am I going to have to wait in line on Barnes & Noble with the rest of the riff raff?

Marco: Last I heard there were no reports of pigs flying or hell freezing over.

Rose: I don't know what's sadder: that you keep all your papers or that you wear that thing around your neck.
Megan: I brought this for you, I'm not that big of a fashion victim, though it does match my cardigan.

Will: If it's any consolation, I did the same thing. The first real pictures I ever took were practically illegal.
Megan: If this is going to a naked school girl place, I don't want to know about it.

Megan: Is it too late to jump off the balcony?
Will: I'd be very sad if you did, even though you are on the ground floor.

Mandy: I had you pegged as this chill Abercrombie guy, and you have more drama going on than a sorority house.

Rose: I just really need an objective opinion from an older person and you're like the oldest person I know who that doesn't work for me.
Charlie: It's a weird little world you live in Rose.

Sage: I am so sick of you worshiping at the altar of Megan Smith.
Rose: What is that supposed to mean?
Sage: You've been acting all righteous ever since her and her poly cotton ass has walked into this house.

Laurel: You're staying on, you have all the cards, we'll see how honorable you really are.

Megan: My friend Caryn is flying in from New York and she's going to stay with me the next few days and I was hoping you could show us some of that rich ass Palm Beach living. You know maybe we could take a spin on one of your yachts tomorrow afternoon.
Will: How many yachts do you think I have?
Megan: Okay well if the yachts unavailable, we can go for a ride on one of your horses or elephants.

Caryn: I can't believe you live here.. I am in awe.
Sage: And I am in awe of your outfit.
Caryn: Thanks.
Sage: Not a compliment.. why do people just assume?

Caryn: You realize one pair of their shoes would cover my rent for a month.

Sage: We want longevity, a career. I mean look at Madonna that woman is literally a hundred years old and she's still relevant, that's what we want.

Laurel: You've made your bed, Megan, I suggest you learn how to lie in it.

Sage: Why would an American guy join the Italian army? It makes no sense. My ass can write better than Ernest Hemingway.

Rose: Wait, how can you be done already I'm barely half way.
Sage: Well maybe if you didn't all waste your time looking up every other word you'd be done too.
Rose: Megan says increasing my vocabulary is the easy the way to boost comprehension.
Sage: Well Megan is old.

Caryn: Will is basically the hottest guy ever, how haven't you thrown yourself at his feet?

Megan: I don't mean he has to live wit them, he's not a slacker or anything. I mean if my family owned half the oil in this country I'd probably live with them 'til I got married.

Megan: You girls are dressed a little fancy for a night of studying.
Sage: We're going out.
Rose: We just figured it was canceled because you have a friend it town... Hi Marci.
Megan: It's Caryn, nice try.

Megan: Pork fried rice, the effects of msg, extreme bloating.

Will: I've been refilling your coffee for over a year now peter, you never had a problem with it before.
Peter: I didn't know you wipe your ass with my paychecks before. I'm sorry, was that too blunt?

Marco: What's with the furrowed brow? Someone suck the cream out of your eclair?

Marco: Okay if I knew you were throwing a pity party I would have whipped up some hors d'oeuvres.

Megan: I still cannot believe your boss would fire you over this. Not only is it unfair but it's totally illegal. You know what, give me his phone number. I can be totally scary over the phone.

Marco: Well, well, well. Someone fell out of bed and into a makeover. what's going on, red?

Will: You don't have to worry, this isn't a rebound thing. I've been out with a few women since lily and I broke things off. So by definition...
Megan: You rebounded.. and scored. Look at me using the sports metaphors!

Megan: This is not how I wanted to look when I see the guy that I'm trying to be casual about casually dating.
Marco: But mentioning your pickle breath is a rock solid turn on.

Megan: I'm all about having lots of eggs in the basket. Yes, yes, I might like one egg more than the other but the fact that I have other eggs puts the pressure off the one egg I like really like so it won't crack.
Marco: I have no idea what you just said but now I'm jonesing for an omelet.

Sage: Clearly lying to Megan is just the gateway drug.

Sage: You're getting all perspirey, you look like the help.

Megan: What are you doing climbing up my balcony?
Will: In my head this was romantic, but now I see that it's just creepy. And for the record, you're on the ground floor so there wasn't any climbing involved.

Charlie: I have nothing to prove and only $400 / month to gain.

Megan: Hi, I'm Megan, Rose and Sage's tutor. We met at the parent-teacher BBQ. We discussed our mutual love of corn.

Megan: Sage, you can leave. I need to scream at your sister in private.

Megan: You're grounded, indefinitely. We're talking the X Games of grounding, without the games. After your little French final tomorrow, you are confined to these four... make that six to eight walls. No phone, no Internet, no Pilates. Consider your new status "grounded to infinity."

Rose: Get out... are you guys a couple?
Megan: Uh no, we are not sharing. You know why? You're grounded from all fun things, including gossip, chit chat, delightful banter. You are grounded from banter.

Charlie: Will just lost a job, right? Probably the first real rejection the guy's ever had. So instead of focusing on the imaginary test you thought you gave him, why not try being the great girlfriend he needs right now?

Rose: Zachary Todd. He wears a choker, it's really hot.

Sage: I get really mad when my blood sugar gets low.

Rose [to Miles]: We also have an indoor pool, but that's more for special occasions, like those three days of winter we get.

Megan: I will take two days off your grounding if you promise never to bedazzle anything of mine again.

Miles: I'm really glad you found me because I always thought we deserved a better ending.

Will: I do know that part of being a good boyfriend is listening... and big presents never hurt either.

Sage: Yeah with you and at like parties and stuff. But you know how you're always saying, school just comes easy for me. Well being adorable just comes easy for you. It's a gift Rose, you should cherish it.

Megan: Will's a playboy right?
Marco: Generally speaking, absolutely.
Megan: So why isn't he playing me? I'm ready to go. Wearing to go. Every night's the same -- just when we get to the good part he says "oh it's getting late" or "I have an early tennis match." I mean who plays that much tennis?

Megan: Well yeah. I thought we'd, you know, have a few drinks, get a little loosely goosey. I kept drinking when you kept drinking and you're much bigger than I am and all of a sudden I got very loose very fast.

Keith: Do you ever get tired of being the Alice to all these little bratty Bradies?
Marco: I do get a little weary, mainly because I don't get to see Sam the butcher nearly enough.

Megan: I sustained a head injury trying to whore it up as per your instruction and as a head trauma victim I thought it'd be appropriate to have supply closet sex with him.

Megan: Respect is for grandmas. I want naked and stuff.

Marco: it's okay, this way the world maintains a love hate balance. I'm happy for you two high school musical looking misfits.

Megan: If Rose were a serial killer, Sage would just stay in jail to braid her hair.

Rose: Why would you lie to me so early in our relationship? I mean that is something you do in like week two when things get really hard.

Rose: As far as nerds go, you're even cooler than Michael Cera.

Megan: Cancel the check!
Will: The bank's closed.
Megan: You're a billionaire, isn't there a special number you call?
Will: Yeah it's 1-800-I'm-rich.
Megan: That's not even enough numbers.

Zach: I don't know how you girls can walk so fast in those heels.
Girls' Friend: Rose can teach you, she's your size.

Megan: Sage, when I was your age, my biggest concern was trying to get Ethan Hawke to marry me. The Realty Bites Ethan Hawke, not the "I left my wife for my nanny and haven't showered in ten days" Ethan Hawke.

Will: I'm sorry I told you to ditch your family. The woman I fell in love with could never give up on anybody.

Charlie: I love you Megan.. Tell me you feel the same way and I won't go. Tell me you need me to stay.

Rose: What if he started avoiding you after you told him you never had sex before?
Sage: I would hate him.
Rose: Exactly. Almost as much as I hate emo.

Megan: When all is said and done, he's my best friend in the whole world and I have to say goodbye.
Will: And what I'm saying is you've already kissed your best friend goodbye.

Mandy: You play and sweet and adorable but the truth is you're completely selfish. You're the worst kind of bad person cause you think your good but you're not. You're not a good person at all.

Charlie: Owe! You're unusually strong for a little person.

Sage: Umm.. you're obsessing over a fat girl from spacecamp and I'm overreacting? My guy is a religious zealot!

Keith: I did the math and it turns out Smirnoff vanilla vodka is cheaper than artificial insemination.

Marco: Waiting for a distraction is not a plan.
Megan: Well it's less fattening than your turtle plan.

Megan: Some might say she's single-handedly revitalizing the economy with her shopping addiction.
Rami: Some might ask you to take that silver lining and hang me with it.

Rose: You know how I moved in to my own room about a month ago after I found out you guys all lied to me about different stuff?
Megan: You decided to kill us and leave our bodies in the woods?
Rose: Wow, that's super dark Megan.

Sage: I don't need bullets points to make people agree with me, I have a black AMEX card for that.

Zach: I don't know if I'm ever gonna be the type of guy that can go number two in the woods.

Rose: All this personal growth stuff is stressful.. it's hard figuring out who you want to be.
Sage: Frankly I don't know why we started trying. Things were a lot easier when we just shopped... I blame Megan.
Sage: Totally.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Dude, Where's my car?

Jesse: Special Treats equal Sex!

Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car, dude?

Chinese Lady: And then...?
Jesse: No "and then"!

Jesse: I got three words: Anger Manage-ment.

Chester: "Dude." What about mine?
Jesse: "Sweet." What about mine?

Chester: A barn?
Jesse: Is it red?
Chester: No.
Jesse: Then it's not a barn!

Jesse: Shibby!

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Pretty Little Liars

Allison: Friends share secrets. That’s what keeps us close.

Ezra Fitz: If you’re writing for yourself, it’s your passion.

Aria’s dad: I made a mistake and I will be sorry about it for the rest of my life.

Emily: They believe their kids are their equals, not their property.

Spencer: You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery.

Maya: If you're a big jock, does that mean you'd kill me if I smoked a little weed?

Hanna’s mom, Ashley: In a small town like this, what people think about you, matters.

Spencer: Popular in life and death.

A: I’m still here bitches, and I know everything.

Spencer: She’s gone but she’s everywhere.

Mona: If I saw you strutting around in that dress and kicking around in those heels, I would totally do you.

Maya: I think Brad Pitt and I are missing the same sensitivity chip.

Maya: I skipped scary and went straight to Sookie.

Aria: I saw the way you were looking at him yesterday. I have eyes. Find someone who's available. My dad isn't.

A: Heads up, BFFs. It's open season on liars and I'm hunting.

Hanna: I wish we had a drum roll for this. We are officially A-proofed.

Wren: I've been drinking scotch. I'd rather not mix my beverages.

Wren: I was telling the truth, I wish I'd met you first.

Maya: I care about you, so I'll wait. You don't need to say anything. You just need to know that.

Hanna: Lying is not a crime.
Spencer: It is when you’re giving statements to the police. It’s call obstruction of justice.

Jenna: You can say ‘blind’ Spencer. It’s not a dirty word.

Sean: It’s too hard to stop if we go there.

Sean: I like the girl you used to be just as much as I like who you are now.

Emily: Winning is great. But if I’ve done my best, I usually feel good about the outcome no matter what it is.

Maya: Good girls don’t kiss and tell.

Aria’s dad: I don’t like to lie but sometimes telling the truth does more harm than good.

A: When students kiss teachers, someone gets HURT. That’s a promise I’ll keep.

Hanna: If you're gonna cheat, you might as well do it with someone who deep conditions her hair occasionally.
Spencer: Here. Put something in your mouth besides your foot.

Spencer: Maybe he took a break from sitting on his porch and pulling the heads off of squirrels.

Aria's mom, Ella: You would feel more comfortable talking to a stranger in some office than in your own kitchen?

Hardy: You can't get serious in the Sociology stacks, right?

Hardy: When this is all over, she's gonna get her diploma and you're going to get a pink slip and an orange jumpsuit.

Hanna's mom, Ashley: Driving is not dating.

Ezra: In theory, we are a lot more wrong than we are right.

Ezra: It feels right. I wanna be with you. I wanna hang out in the bar, introduce you to my friends, split a plate of fries, but I don't think we can do that. When I'm with you, I don't care about anybody else.

Hanna: If there's someone in your life that cares about you, then I'm happy for you, no matter who they are.

Aria's mom, Ella: You used our daughter to hide this from me. How could you do this to me? I don't even know who you are.

A: Lucky you, Aria! Other girls have to do their homework. You get to do the teacher...

Sean: RLW stands for Real Love Waits.

Spencer: You don't have to read my essay, because I stole it. But I'm going to win a big fat award for that. You'll be okay with that, because winning's all that matters.

A: Lions and tigers and bitches, oh my! There's no place like homecoming.

Mona: Dance music isn't really my thing. I'm not really gaga for Gaga.

Emily: I'd think you would think homecoming is lame.
Toby: It is pretty lame. But you're not.

Mona: If we start slipping up, you and I will be right back at the bottom again.
Hanna: Yeah, well, I feel like I lost a few things on the way up.

Aria: You're here with Toby?!? Unless you have some genius plan about sleeping with the enemy, what are you doing?!?

Ezra: Hate you? The only person I hate myself right now is asking too much of you.

Spencer: Where's Alex?
Melissa: He left. Do you need me to Tweet it to you?

Emily's mom: My daughter doesn't lie.
Police officer: Ma'am, everyone lies.

Jenna: I'm kept quiet about a lot, Emily. The least you can do is get me that file. You owe me that much.

Sean: Go out, answer it. I'm sure it's someone who pulls rank over me.

Hanna: I really can't afford to take more field trips to the precinct.

Spencer: You stole sunglasses? From who?
Hanna: Not from a person. From a store. God, I have some class.

Spencer: The Devil has a name and it's Toby.

Lucas: I didn't mean to invade your personal... skin.
Hanna: It's okay. The Leprosy cleared up.

Alison: It's immortality, my darlings.

Aria: How did he get into an Ivy League school?
Spencer: It must have been affirmative action for goths and emos.

Hanna's mom, Ashley: This is a one paycheck family, and we can't live a two-paycheck life.

Aria's mom, Ella: People aren't dolls. You can't play with them and then put them back in the box.

Alison: You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

A: Like mommy, like daughter, can you run from the law on those legs?

A: You'll get your money back. If you do what I say. Sweet Dreams.

Aria: Did you guys have practice or did you lose your balls?

Spencer: He stuck his hands in her panty drawer.

Ian: The more you struggle, the faster you sink, and you're sinking pretty quickly.

Toby: They're the police. They can make two plus two equal five.

Mona: I'm making sure you don't host a pity party for yourself and invite a cheese cake.

Aria: He doesn't need an invitation - he broke into a vending machine with a spork.

Hanna: Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool my best friend? You're dead meat.

Allison: The boy next door gets off on watching all the girls next door.

Jenna: We've all made mistakes. Remember, I'm still paying for yours.

A: Buckle up, Bitches. Nothing is as it seems.

Toby: I spent a year in reform school. I've got friends in all the wrong places, and misery loves company.

Hanna: You're my best friend.
Mona: We were best friends. Now, you're just someone I used to hang out with.

Mona [to Hanna]: If you disappoint me, I'm going rogue.

Hanna: I need to ask you guys something, and be totally honest with me: Is one side of my face fatter than the other?

Alison [to Emily]: A kiss is a kiss. I like boys. Trust me, if I'm kissing you, it's because it's practice for the real thing.

Hanna [to Mona]: I think you're the one who needs a trip to Oz. See if the Wizard can find you a heart.

Mona [to Lucas]: You can go now. This beauty doesn't need a beast.

Hanna: Don't you want someone real? Someone you can scratch and sniff?

Hanna: Spencer, you do not need to know any more big words. You're already scary enough to anyone under 50.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Grey's Anatomy: Teddy Altman

Who needs a Harper Avery when they have a Cristina Yang seal of approval? All this ambition of yours, this desperate need to win prizes means that your priorities are off.

This is why I hate awards. They don’t make us better, just more competitive and stupid and for what? To put on a dress, eat a piece of bad fish, and take home an ugly paperweight that’s going to sit on your mantle for the rest of your sad, empty, misguided life.

Mark Sloan just asked me out.

When you feel like you love someone more than he may love you, it can make you a little crazy. It can make you a lot crazy

He’s a guy that way. He’s a man. Don’t tell him what to do. Just tell him how you feel.

So when you were telling me about this great job at this great hospital, you were just bringing me out as a present for your new girlfriend?

She was willing to trade you for me. If I stayed, she said I could have you.

I know it’s out there and I can’t unring the bell but I’m unringing the bell. I take it back. I miss my friend Owen, more than anything, I miss my friend. The rest I can deal with. I have a job that I love and an amazing student I can teach. And I’ve got a cottage with deer and a fish and various waxed body parts. I’m gonna be fine. You and I are gonna be friends. And you’re doing a bowel replacement with me in ten.

Oh, thank you. Who needs the Harper Avery when they got the Cristina Yang seal of approval?

All this ambition of yours, this desperate need to win prizes, it means your priorities are off.

They push us to be monsters.

This is why I hate awards. They don’t make us better, just more competitive and stupid, and for what? Put on a dress and eat a bad piece of fish, take home an ugly paperweight that’s going to sit on your mantle for the rest of your sad, empty, misguided life.

Life changing. Earth shattering. The point is, he’s a legend for a reason. He has skills I never knew existed. It was like there was a party going on.

He’s triggered right now. His triggers might never go away. They might over time. If you give him time, you should because he is in love with you. He just needs time.

He won’t go if you tell him to. He’s a guy that way, a man. Don’t tell him what to do, just tell him how you feel.

We’ve made it home all the way from Iraq alive and now there’s this guy with his people shooting hat on right in here in a hospital which is argumentatively the safest place in the world.

You stole lungs, Cristina!

I'm not G.I. Jane, I'm attachment Barbie.

I'm not asking you to be in the OR. I'm asking you to say something, to participate. We're at a crossroads Yang, a crossroads where you either get in the game or I tell Richard it's time to send you home.

Okay again Mr. Perfect married guy you don't have to open your mouth.

I have seen you bend the rules around here. If I was Bailey or Shepherd, I'm sure your hands wouldn't be so tied.

Cristina Yang is fishing today. She is one of the most talented surgical residents I have ever seen and she is fishing instead of operating, and that is partly my fault. I just want to do something good today ... make it up, pay it forward ... whatever you want to call it. I ... I just need to do some good.

I'm a doctor. I took an oath, and I can't leave you now anymore than I could leave you bleeding out in the street.

Dr. Avery, I operated on Iraqi soldiers who blew up dozens of our guys. I didn't like it, but I did it because I'm a doctor, and I took an oath. You're not a jury or a judge. If there's a life to be saved, we save that life regardless.

Life and death decisions wasn't part of our deal.

For someone who has a history of ambivalence towards motherhood, you got the whole guilt thing down cold.

End the relationship or you don't get the lungs.

The only good thing that came out of the date were these cannolis, which, as it turns out, is exactly what someone needs when they are having a hypoglycemic episode.