I enjoy watching beautiful girls beg.
You were spitting up so much salt water, I wanted to go over and burp you like a little baby.
I know how cute you look when you're angry.
Tennis is my future. If you don't understand that, maybe you don't understand me.
Monday, September 21, 2009
90210: Ryan Matthews
You're Naomi's sister, right? She never mentioned you were so violent.
I think my Dead Poet's Society days are over. I just gotta do a job and cash a pay check.
Are you asking me to wait? Because I got nothing but time and the distinct feeling women like you don't come around very often.
The tricky part of teaching is being friendly, without being their friend.
Spring Awakening is about kids discovering their sexuality and fighting the oppressive morals of society in 1891. But, you know, with rock music.
Looks like principal's kid has some game.
I'm sorry I was late. Traffic was a nightmare. You know, this guy wouldn't move. I think I hit a squirrel. Did you get stuck in that?
Well, that's tough because the old new girl is from Kansas and it just doesn't get any better than that.
Great, I also like tacos. Welcome to the school.
That's right, so can sit down and pour yourself a tall glass of "shut up" and "don't speak" for the next hour.
And that ends the conversation portion of this detention.
No, it's your son, it's fascinating. I love kids, you know. I teach kids, I flunk kids, I want to strangle them sometimes.
I don't know what the story is with you and Sammy's dad. And it feels like there's unfinished business.
Are you asking me to wait? Because I got nothing but time and the distinct feeling women like you don't come around very often.
Liam, you're a smart kid. Is it just not cool to care?
You introduce me to cool musicians and I'll introduce you to high school students.
They used to call me "wake and bake."
I got into a little tussle with this chili dog and I have to admit defeat.
I think my Dead Poet's Society days are over. I just gotta do a job and cash a pay check.
Are you asking me to wait? Because I got nothing but time and the distinct feeling women like you don't come around very often.
The tricky part of teaching is being friendly, without being their friend.
Spring Awakening is about kids discovering their sexuality and fighting the oppressive morals of society in 1891. But, you know, with rock music.
Looks like principal's kid has some game.
I'm sorry I was late. Traffic was a nightmare. You know, this guy wouldn't move. I think I hit a squirrel. Did you get stuck in that?
Well, that's tough because the old new girl is from Kansas and it just doesn't get any better than that.
Great, I also like tacos. Welcome to the school.
That's right, so can sit down and pour yourself a tall glass of "shut up" and "don't speak" for the next hour.
And that ends the conversation portion of this detention.
No, it's your son, it's fascinating. I love kids, you know. I teach kids, I flunk kids, I want to strangle them sometimes.
I don't know what the story is with you and Sammy's dad. And it feels like there's unfinished business.
Are you asking me to wait? Because I got nothing but time and the distinct feeling women like you don't come around very often.
Liam, you're a smart kid. Is it just not cool to care?
You introduce me to cool musicians and I'll introduce you to high school students.
They used to call me "wake and bake."
I got into a little tussle with this chili dog and I have to admit defeat.
90210: Jen Clark
The world is our oyster, baby sister.
Don't underestimate what I'd do to protect my sister.
I forgot how cute teenage boys can be when they're upset.
I'm going outside to avoid taking up smoking again.
I can't cook, but I am a genius at opening red wine bottles3
Keeping an economically-challenged teacher around, keeps me from avoiding the label of gold digger.
I've slept with a lot of men and you were easily the most boring.
I thought you said if I was honest with you, there was nothing I could do to scare you off.
Just call me Karma, babe.
Do close your mouth, Naomi. That's really not a good look for you.
My baby doesn't need a public school teacher as a father.
You're on a diet consisting of low denominational greens. That's fives and tens, sister.
Don't underestimate what I'd do to protect my sister.
I forgot how cute teenage boys can be when they're upset.
I'm going outside to avoid taking up smoking again.
I can't cook, but I am a genius at opening red wine bottles3
Keeping an economically-challenged teacher around, keeps me from avoiding the label of gold digger.
I've slept with a lot of men and you were easily the most boring.
I thought you said if I was honest with you, there was nothing I could do to scare you off.
Just call me Karma, babe.
Do close your mouth, Naomi. That's really not a good look for you.
My baby doesn't need a public school teacher as a father.
You're on a diet consisting of low denominational greens. That's fives and tens, sister.
90210: Kelly Taylor
Girlfriends are like plants. Yes and guys are like cut flowers. You know. Sure they're pretty and they small nice most of the time. But they don't last. Yes and a plant or a friend, if you nurture it and take care of it, it grows and it lasts a long long time. Does this make sense? Is this helping at all?
You have to take control of your life before it takes control of you.
I pretty much foreshadowed the whole Girls Gone Wild craze.
You have to take control of your life before it takes control of you.
I pretty much foreshadowed the whole Girls Gone Wild craze.
90210: Ty
Ty: I like the way you enunciate, Ethan.
Ethan: Thank you, Ty. I like the way you wear your jeans just one size too small.
Ethan: Thank you, Ty. I like the way you wear your jeans just one size too small.
90210: Tabitha Wilson
Believe me, dear, when the topic of discussion is money, drinking always helps.
I didn't know Kansas women didn't have cajones.
You've gotta sing like your privates are on fire!
When the theater is in pain, I come to mend the wound.
I need to finish my memoirs before my friend Virgnia does. We've slept with all the same people.
Look at her ass. You could crack an egg on it.
I'm gonna call for some takeout. Not that your tater tots aren't to die for.
Never worry about being fair. Just grab on to those jewels and twist then like a garbage bag.
Men of the theater are bon vivants, dear. One day, they're fumbling with your bra in the back of a '52 Chevy and the next, they're off to Mykonos to set up house with a stagehand named Phillip.
Sometimes I ask the Lord to take my sight away.
I need to finish my memoirs before my friend Virginia does. We've slept with all the same people.
Harry, don't be such a prude. I'm letting my freak fly and there's nothing you can do about it.
I never flashed Mauricio. I like to swim naked. I like how it feels when the water glides off my ass. Why should I give that up?
Did all the blood rush away from the part of your brain that allows you to tell time?
Sneaking in. Were you with a girl? I want all the deets. Don't worry, I won't tell your mom and dad.
I meant I won't tell them if you were with a girl. They know you're not here. Your mother is halfway to calling the police.
I have to remember some of those breathing exercises I used to do. I had a director who'd say, "If you're not breathing from your ass and reaching to the skies, the back row won't hear you." I slept with him.
Just because you're a bunch of rich brats doesn't mean you can't have angst.
You could take on Tracy. When it comes to class, brains, and beauty, my dear, she's no match for you.
I like to swim naked. I like how the water feels when it glides off my ass.
I didn't know Kansas women didn't have cajones.
You've gotta sing like your privates are on fire!
When the theater is in pain, I come to mend the wound.
I need to finish my memoirs before my friend Virgnia does. We've slept with all the same people.
Look at her ass. You could crack an egg on it.
I'm gonna call for some takeout. Not that your tater tots aren't to die for.
Never worry about being fair. Just grab on to those jewels and twist then like a garbage bag.
Men of the theater are bon vivants, dear. One day, they're fumbling with your bra in the back of a '52 Chevy and the next, they're off to Mykonos to set up house with a stagehand named Phillip.
Sometimes I ask the Lord to take my sight away.
I need to finish my memoirs before my friend Virginia does. We've slept with all the same people.
Harry, don't be such a prude. I'm letting my freak fly and there's nothing you can do about it.
I never flashed Mauricio. I like to swim naked. I like how it feels when the water glides off my ass. Why should I give that up?
Did all the blood rush away from the part of your brain that allows you to tell time?
Sneaking in. Were you with a girl? I want all the deets. Don't worry, I won't tell your mom and dad.
I meant I won't tell them if you were with a girl. They know you're not here. Your mother is halfway to calling the police.
I have to remember some of those breathing exercises I used to do. I had a director who'd say, "If you're not breathing from your ass and reaching to the skies, the back row won't hear you." I slept with him.
Just because you're a bunch of rich brats doesn't mean you can't have angst.
You could take on Tracy. When it comes to class, brains, and beauty, my dear, she's no match for you.
I like to swim naked. I like how the water feels when it glides off my ass.
90210: Debbie Wilson
The problem is, we can't drive anywhere because we're stoned.
No one puts baby in the corner!
Harry, how hard can it be to find an acting coach in LA? I could throw a rock through a window and hit an actor.
I said yes to a date on a school night, which I thought was pretty cool of me.
I could drive you home and we could swap stories about Harry's penis.
Honestly, I'm more concerned about the guy you are now. So just take your time and figure out how you want to handle this.
Well, look, Dixon is a teenager. This is a man. But, before you do anything about that, I think you really need to figure out how you want to handle things with Tracy.
There are some things that are strictly mother/daughters. So let me talk to Annie.
You will have brought a child into this world. Your life as you know it will be over.
Being high doesn't mean you can't see the truth. There are plenty of savvy pot-smokers out there.
I didn't want you to get your heart broken and not trust women.
No one puts baby in the corner!
Harry, how hard can it be to find an acting coach in LA? I could throw a rock through a window and hit an actor.
I said yes to a date on a school night, which I thought was pretty cool of me.
I could drive you home and we could swap stories about Harry's penis.
Honestly, I'm more concerned about the guy you are now. So just take your time and figure out how you want to handle this.
Well, look, Dixon is a teenager. This is a man. But, before you do anything about that, I think you really need to figure out how you want to handle things with Tracy.
There are some things that are strictly mother/daughters. So let me talk to Annie.
You will have brought a child into this world. Your life as you know it will be over.
Being high doesn't mean you can't see the truth. There are plenty of savvy pot-smokers out there.
I didn't want you to get your heart broken and not trust women.
90210: Harry Wilson
Come on. This is gonna be fun. We got the weather, we got the palm trees, we got the... more palm trees.
How will we pass the time? I've got an idea: sex. Lots of sex. Starting right now.
It is a hotel! With rooms, and beds, and horny teenage boys.
The boys here are different than the boys back in Kansas. I know; I used to be one.
What about the Principal Boxer Shorts nickname?
We are just gonna have to bring a little Kansas to Beverly Hills - and we are gonna have fun. Because it's all about family.
I'm trying to figure out when to be your principal and when to be your dad.
I feel like I have a son and I haven't been any sort of father to him.
I've barely exchanged 10 words with Kelly since we realized she had a crush on me... since you realized she had a crush on me.
Three letters, WTF, spring to mind... what the frick just happened?
How will we pass the time? I've got an idea: sex. Lots of sex. Starting right now.
It is a hotel! With rooms, and beds, and horny teenage boys.
The boys here are different than the boys back in Kansas. I know; I used to be one.
What about the Principal Boxer Shorts nickname?
We are just gonna have to bring a little Kansas to Beverly Hills - and we are gonna have fun. Because it's all about family.
I'm trying to figure out when to be your principal and when to be your dad.
I feel like I have a son and I haven't been any sort of father to him.
I've barely exchanged 10 words with Kelly since we realized she had a crush on me... since you realized she had a crush on me.
Three letters, WTF, spring to mind... what the frick just happened?
90210: Liam Court
When you finally can't take it anymore, and you explode, it's gonna be fantastic.
An idle Liam makes for very bad things.
That woman is a psychotic bitch!
If I could take back what happened last year, I would. I think about it every single day.
I'm private and secretive, but I don't wanna be. If you give me another chance, I won't be.
You are nothing like Jen, and if you were, I wouldn't be with you.
At least your family just started sucking. Mine sucked since I was seven.
The future is still unwritten.
An idle Liam makes for very bad things.
That woman is a psychotic bitch!
If I could take back what happened last year, I would. I think about it every single day.
I'm private and secretive, but I don't wanna be. If you give me another chance, I won't be.
You are nothing like Jen, and if you were, I wouldn't be with you.
At least your family just started sucking. Mine sucked since I was seven.
The future is still unwritten.
90210: Ethan Ward
You know how they say no man is an island? I think every man is an island.
Life is too short for dishonesty.
I'll stay, as long as you're okay with the occasional 'this is such a lame chick flick' comment.
At least I got someone who cares enough about me to slap me. Better than you and your hand.
We're talking about me, and then all of a sudden it's about you.
Some people aren't just meant to be together.
I'm gonna save most of that emotional goodness for when I audition for The Hills... I do think I could be the next Spencer.
You know how they say no man is an island? I think every man is an island.
Life is too short for dishonesty.
I'll stay, as long as you're okay with the occasional 'this is such a lame chick flick' comment.
At least I got someone who cares enough about me to slap me. Better than you and your hand.
We're talking about me, and then all of a sudden it's about you.
Some people aren't just meant to be together.
I'm gonna save most of that emotional goodness for when I audition for The Hills... I do think I could be the next Spencer.
You know how they say no man is an island? I think every man is an island.
90210: Navid Shirazi
We've mastered the waiting thing. I thought it was time to... not wait.
I didn't know women could be that limber.
Unless you have the gestation of an elephant, the cat is gonna come out of the bag soon enough. Not to mix my animal metaphors.
Adrianna does a great tractor voice. Hit it!
Your hair, it looks like a medieval weapon.
Dude, you've been in Beverly Hills for ten minutes and you know what that makes me? The third wheel.
They're my pigs, sir, and I can prove it. They respond to their names when called.
My dad only has two rules: No watching porn until I'm 21, and we always eat dinner together.
You're not a guest. You're my bitch. Now, get me some food!
Just watch out for Ethan Ward. You'll know him when you see him. He's the one with the spotlight shining out of his ass.
Organic vegetables, coming in for a landing!
I've loved you since the first time I saw you in the second grade.
Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.
I don't do well under pressure. This is why I couldn't be a spy. I get all hive-y and honest.
This is what people do at a dance when they don't have dates, huh?
Shouldn't you be sharing shopping tips with Lady GaGa about now?
Lila, you should know that my loyalty lies with you... will you give me another chance?
I may not look like a bruiser, but I can bruise if need be.
I'm pretty confident with my skills, you know, between the sheets!
I didn't know women could be that limber.
Unless you have the gestation of an elephant, the cat is gonna come out of the bag soon enough. Not to mix my animal metaphors.
Adrianna does a great tractor voice. Hit it!
Your hair, it looks like a medieval weapon.
Dude, you've been in Beverly Hills for ten minutes and you know what that makes me? The third wheel.
They're my pigs, sir, and I can prove it. They respond to their names when called.
My dad only has two rules: No watching porn until I'm 21, and we always eat dinner together.
You're not a guest. You're my bitch. Now, get me some food!
Just watch out for Ethan Ward. You'll know him when you see him. He's the one with the spotlight shining out of his ass.
Organic vegetables, coming in for a landing!
I've loved you since the first time I saw you in the second grade.
Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.
I don't do well under pressure. This is why I couldn't be a spy. I get all hive-y and honest.
This is what people do at a dance when they don't have dates, huh?
Shouldn't you be sharing shopping tips with Lady GaGa about now?
Lila, you should know that my loyalty lies with you... will you give me another chance?
I may not look like a bruiser, but I can bruise if need be.
I'm pretty confident with my skills, you know, between the sheets!
90210: Naomi Clark
Now that I know who you are it's probably gonna sting a lot harder when I never talk to you again
The harder the slap, the harder they rub back.
It was a fabulous party. I just expect to see you there, with all your morals and everything.
Yes, George, I was at the gynecologist, who told me to remind you to keep your vagina clean.
Everyone knows McLovin. No one has any clue that Topeka is the capital of Kansas.
Annie is a whore who went out with my boyfriend when I asked her not to.
I'm gonna get us some fruity, crappy, non alcoholic drinks... woohoo!
If Perez Hilton has taught us anything, it's that you can't hide a baby bump forever.
If I sleep on wet hair, it's a crap fiesta in the morning.
Fortunately for you, I speak fluent Sidekick.
Enjoy my sloppy seconds!
There are a lot of other fish in the sea. Equally cute fish.
If I were going to the island of lesbos, you'd be my pick.
Super hot gyno; when he talks, I listen!
I may be a lot of things. But I am not a cheating skank.
I'm very possessive when it comes to balls.
Am I the only one that thought [Monica Lewinsky] had real talent as a bag designer?
If I feel like throwing a party at my house, I'm gonna throw a party at my house.
Well you sounds like a spoiled bitch. And just so we're clear, you're completely disinvited to my birthday party!
Is that code for "sleeping with his girlfriend"?
My family is so fake. I mean, my sister's being Photoshopped into the Christmas card from Paris. My dad is kissing my mom while having an affair.
Because school let out. It's been 9 hours since I said "I love you" and "bye." I was standing here in the doorway, remember? You were laying in bed, being pathetic.
No! No, I won't give you a break. Okay? I'm your friend and I may come off as annoying or whatever you think I am, but I care about you, and I'm worried about you.
We've only been broken up for a few days and you already have a baby with someone else?
There are a lot of other fish in the sea. Equally cute fish.
I don't speak skank. Maybe I could find an interpreter.
I am terrible at tests. But, I'm an excellent dater.
Since I'm not going to CU, I figure I'll end up working at a fast food joint. So might as well dress the part, right?
CU is just like being on those East Coast campuses. Except the weather is great, and the people are good looking.
I love the feeling of being on the ocean. It totally turns me on.
I can't be distracted by rock-hard abs and thighs that have driven countries to war.
I am here to rescue your little news broadcast thingy... I'll give people sex advice!
Picture lots of cleavage, excellent ass.
What Silver needs are friends she can rely on, and clearly that's not you.
Watching that movie on industrial meat production just gave me a craving for Kobe sliders.
We can totally go topless in St. Bart's... I've been tanning my ta-tas in anticipation.
I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.
I lost the person I love most in this world. Now, all I have left is a horse.
Did you see that shirt Ivy is wearing? I wouldn't use that shirt as a rag to scrub my own bathtub
Are you asking me if you should get implants? Because I thinks that's a great idea... big no no.
Every girl must have the perfect little sequent dress. The LSD is the most important element to a girl's wardrobe because boys like shiny things. They're kind of like babies in that regard.
True, Liam is totally a trout.
I don't understand why he's so stiff around me. Outside the bedroom, inside, like I said, he's plenty stiff.
It's not boring. Deck panels are... rad.
What's complicated about it? He's a drug dealer.
Next time, just ask, "Am I in or out because I'm not popping the pill every day just to get rids of zits and PMS."
It's the fact that you don't have to deal with birthdays. Let's face it, birthdays suck unless they're mine.
You don't want me to tell him what a big tramp you were.
How am I supposed to build an outfit around fluorescent orange?
I am the perverter. I perverted justice.
Liam is a loser. And I'm fantastic and I'm gonna meet someone a thousand times better.
When is Obama gonna outlaw gym class? Guantanamo Bay? That's great. But phys ed? Seriously.
Jen is hardly human. Who would have thought she could reproduce?
Oh my god. Stop kissing or I'm gonna take a picture and send it to Perez.
Jen was pretty much slutting it up with any rich buy that looked in her direction.
The harder the slap, the harder they rub back.
It was a fabulous party. I just expect to see you there, with all your morals and everything.
Yes, George, I was at the gynecologist, who told me to remind you to keep your vagina clean.
Everyone knows McLovin. No one has any clue that Topeka is the capital of Kansas.
Annie is a whore who went out with my boyfriend when I asked her not to.
I'm gonna get us some fruity, crappy, non alcoholic drinks... woohoo!
If Perez Hilton has taught us anything, it's that you can't hide a baby bump forever.
If I sleep on wet hair, it's a crap fiesta in the morning.
Fortunately for you, I speak fluent Sidekick.
Enjoy my sloppy seconds!
There are a lot of other fish in the sea. Equally cute fish.
If I were going to the island of lesbos, you'd be my pick.
Super hot gyno; when he talks, I listen!
I may be a lot of things. But I am not a cheating skank.
I'm very possessive when it comes to balls.
Am I the only one that thought [Monica Lewinsky] had real talent as a bag designer?
If I feel like throwing a party at my house, I'm gonna throw a party at my house.
Well you sounds like a spoiled bitch. And just so we're clear, you're completely disinvited to my birthday party!
Is that code for "sleeping with his girlfriend"?
My family is so fake. I mean, my sister's being Photoshopped into the Christmas card from Paris. My dad is kissing my mom while having an affair.
Because school let out. It's been 9 hours since I said "I love you" and "bye." I was standing here in the doorway, remember? You were laying in bed, being pathetic.
No! No, I won't give you a break. Okay? I'm your friend and I may come off as annoying or whatever you think I am, but I care about you, and I'm worried about you.
We've only been broken up for a few days and you already have a baby with someone else?
There are a lot of other fish in the sea. Equally cute fish.
I don't speak skank. Maybe I could find an interpreter.
I am terrible at tests. But, I'm an excellent dater.
Since I'm not going to CU, I figure I'll end up working at a fast food joint. So might as well dress the part, right?
CU is just like being on those East Coast campuses. Except the weather is great, and the people are good looking.
I love the feeling of being on the ocean. It totally turns me on.
I can't be distracted by rock-hard abs and thighs that have driven countries to war.
I am here to rescue your little news broadcast thingy... I'll give people sex advice!
Picture lots of cleavage, excellent ass.
What Silver needs are friends she can rely on, and clearly that's not you.
Watching that movie on industrial meat production just gave me a craving for Kobe sliders.
We can totally go topless in St. Bart's... I've been tanning my ta-tas in anticipation.
I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.
I lost the person I love most in this world. Now, all I have left is a horse.
Did you see that shirt Ivy is wearing? I wouldn't use that shirt as a rag to scrub my own bathtub
Are you asking me if you should get implants? Because I thinks that's a great idea... big no no.
Every girl must have the perfect little sequent dress. The LSD is the most important element to a girl's wardrobe because boys like shiny things. They're kind of like babies in that regard.
True, Liam is totally a trout.
I don't understand why he's so stiff around me. Outside the bedroom, inside, like I said, he's plenty stiff.
It's not boring. Deck panels are... rad.
What's complicated about it? He's a drug dealer.
Next time, just ask, "Am I in or out because I'm not popping the pill every day just to get rids of zits and PMS."
It's the fact that you don't have to deal with birthdays. Let's face it, birthdays suck unless they're mine.
You don't want me to tell him what a big tramp you were.
How am I supposed to build an outfit around fluorescent orange?
I am the perverter. I perverted justice.
Liam is a loser. And I'm fantastic and I'm gonna meet someone a thousand times better.
When is Obama gonna outlaw gym class? Guantanamo Bay? That's great. But phys ed? Seriously.
Jen is hardly human. Who would have thought she could reproduce?
Oh my god. Stop kissing or I'm gonna take a picture and send it to Perez.
Jen was pretty much slutting it up with any rich buy that looked in her direction.
90210: Dixon Wilson
If a dude is cheating on a girl like that, it means he doesn't wanna be with her anymore.
The only way to get over a girl is to get a new girl.
Guys aren't like girls. We don't hold grudges. Life's too short.
I'm a black kid, living with a white family. It doesn't get any more different than that.
You know girls in Beverly Hills... I wanna roll in style.
I didn't grow up in the Cosby family.
My own dad is cock blocking me.
You don't think I know what you're going through? I didn't grow up in the Cosby family. You think every other family I lived with was like this? No! I know what it's like to be around someone who's wasted out of their mind! I know what that stuff does to people. That's why I never do it myself. Silver, look, you gotta trust my dad or at least trust me.
But still, it's gonna be a lot easier for you. I mean, come on. You're a cute girl. Dudes are gonna be throwing themselves at you.
I'm a black kid living with a white family. It doesn't get any more different than that.
You know, I think I like my dad more than my principal.
When I'm on the field, when he talks to me after the game, it's like something we have together... like we're really father and son.
If Dixon wants a girl, Dixon gets a girl!
My next woman will be all about the D man. I'm gonna find myself a female Dixon.
No lies. Just you, and me, and half sausage, half pepperoni.
Porn is how I make my money. I'm pretty ashamed to even be associated with the industry.
This is a worse idea than your Boys of Blaze calendar fundraiser.
You're amazing. For the life of me, I can't remember why I ever let you go.
I woke up one morning surrounded by white people I was supposed to bond with. Like that.
One time I bought her a leather bracelet and she accused me of being insensitive to cow feelings. Cow feelings!
I don't know what to call her. Mom? Dana? Woman who gave birth to me and doesn't want to talk to me at dinner?
Any chance you'll let your fake ex-boyfriend take you out on a real date?
Did you really need to pee on yourself in front of all those girls?
My parents are going out tonight and I can't wait any longer to hang out with you.
There's nowhere I'd rather be than right here with you, right now... sorry, I gotta take this.
The only way to get over a girl is to get a new girl.
Guys aren't like girls. We don't hold grudges. Life's too short.
I'm a black kid, living with a white family. It doesn't get any more different than that.
You know girls in Beverly Hills... I wanna roll in style.
I didn't grow up in the Cosby family.
My own dad is cock blocking me.
You don't think I know what you're going through? I didn't grow up in the Cosby family. You think every other family I lived with was like this? No! I know what it's like to be around someone who's wasted out of their mind! I know what that stuff does to people. That's why I never do it myself. Silver, look, you gotta trust my dad or at least trust me.
But still, it's gonna be a lot easier for you. I mean, come on. You're a cute girl. Dudes are gonna be throwing themselves at you.
I'm a black kid living with a white family. It doesn't get any more different than that.
You know, I think I like my dad more than my principal.
When I'm on the field, when he talks to me after the game, it's like something we have together... like we're really father and son.
If Dixon wants a girl, Dixon gets a girl!
My next woman will be all about the D man. I'm gonna find myself a female Dixon.
No lies. Just you, and me, and half sausage, half pepperoni.
Porn is how I make my money. I'm pretty ashamed to even be associated with the industry.
This is a worse idea than your Boys of Blaze calendar fundraiser.
You're amazing. For the life of me, I can't remember why I ever let you go.
I woke up one morning surrounded by white people I was supposed to bond with. Like that.
One time I bought her a leather bracelet and she accused me of being insensitive to cow feelings. Cow feelings!
I don't know what to call her. Mom? Dana? Woman who gave birth to me and doesn't want to talk to me at dinner?
Any chance you'll let your fake ex-boyfriend take you out on a real date?
Did you really need to pee on yourself in front of all those girls?
My parents are going out tonight and I can't wait any longer to hang out with you.
There's nowhere I'd rather be than right here with you, right now... sorry, I gotta take this.
90210: Adrianna Tate-Duncan
I just wanna be a normal teenager.
I'm getting pity flowers from the faculty. I thought they only did that with the 12th grader in the body cast.
I'm so sick of reading about how screwed up I am on the bathroom walls.
I go to like five auditions per week. So I may be tired sometimes... but it doesn't mean I'm on drugs!
You know, desperate to be Dina Lohan and making me suffer for every moment that she's not.
Yeah as long as we don't sprinkle coke on our popcorn.
Remember when I was on coke? Am I acting anything like that right now?
You really weren't that hard to get over... we were only together because I needed you. That's not love.
Being sober for me will be a lot more than not taking drugs.
Take five? That's like actual recording studio talk.
I'm getting pity flowers from the faculty. I thought they only did that with the 12th grader in the body cast.
I'm so sick of reading about how screwed up I am on the bathroom walls.
I go to like five auditions per week. So I may be tired sometimes... but it doesn't mean I'm on drugs!
You know, desperate to be Dina Lohan and making me suffer for every moment that she's not.
Yeah as long as we don't sprinkle coke on our popcorn.
Remember when I was on coke? Am I acting anything like that right now?
You really weren't that hard to get over... we were only together because I needed you. That's not love.
Being sober for me will be a lot more than not taking drugs.
Take five? That's like actual recording studio talk.
90210: Erin Silver
Okay, well hate is a very strong word. Loathe and detest, maybe.
I like what you have to offer in terms of, you know, God.
I was gonna go to Kansas because Kansas equals Dixon. And Dixon equals baking soda.
How do you understand how anyone becomes who they are? You have to go back to the past... every moment is connected to a million other moments.
He's the one person that I love the most, and I don't know who he is. I don't understand.
English accents always make people sound older.
Maybe you should drive into a tree.
This being-in-love stuff is making me crazy.
The phrase 'gag me' comes to mind.
Annie, do not engage the scary blonde chick.
Don't sleep through your chance to take a chipmunk to homecoming.
I'm a strange girl whose gonna have the most rockingest half birthday ever!
You are not ready for sex.
How hard can it be? Look: lights on, lights off. Done.
You look tired? Up all night, thinking about me?
I just like being different. That's how I'm made.
Those dimples are not gonna get you in to Harvard.
School is hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.
It's chic to look post-rehab, didn't you know?
See ya around, Cheetah Girls. Try not to break a nail!
If Ty Collins is in to you, you should be in to Ty Collins. So to speak.
There's a whole world outside of Beverly Hills.
Yeah, well, that's what blogs are supposed to do. Cause problems. You know, you can't make me stop. It's not like it's a school activity or...
You'll learn to dig me, trust me.
Nothing, paying attention. Sorry. Checking my blog. Big in Bolivia. Who knew?
Or sounding like an amnesiac and that I didn't get blamed for ruining the show.
Well, you can call me Erin, but I'm not gonna respond. So look, I wasn't plannig on making you feel welcome here, but then I saw the sticker and I thought, "Hey, maybe the principal's daughter isn't such a big loser after all."
Good. This school's hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.
Because she needs to know more than anyone else. Because it gives her power to tear people down. So, my mom found out. She confronted my dad and everything that I prayed wouldn't happen happened. So now it's my greatest pleasure to make her pay for it.
I've been staying at the women's shelter for a few weeks now. I did some community service there this past summer and there's this woman who... she lets me stay there sometimes. Sort of knows my situation. My mom, she drinks. When she's like this, she's a completely different person. It's like, she screams, she throws things, she blames me. Sometimes she gets so out of control. I don't know... sometimes it scares me.
Dixon, I didn't tell you so you would tell your dad. I'm already enough of a freak at school. I don't want all the other kids to know my mom's a drunk, too.
Listen, I'm gonna let you guys just hug this out while I go try to blog Navid a whole new wheel.
You're kidding, right? I am not going to go stay with Mel and his latest child bride. I think that girl is actually in my homeroom.
I think you guys have things in reverse. First you date, then marriage, and then a baby. But, you know, whatever works for you.
Okay, the cure for a breakup is a hookup.
It's the Chinese symbol for friendship 'cause you know, friends are cool.
That's what a blog is supposed to do: cause problems.
Because it's everything that's wrong with this place.... it's a big popularity contest set to music.
The phrase 'gag me' comes to mind.
Yes. But first I'm just finishing up a piece on my creepy custodian guy. You know, the one with the lazy eye? I'm fairly certain he was checking out my ass this morning. But then again, maybe he was just tired.
Let's just say you're gonna need two hairdos for that outfit.
Annie, do not engage the scary blond chick.
This being-in-love stuff is making me crazy.
You just dumped me out of the blue. What kind of love acts like that?!
I was gonna go to Kansas because Kansas equals Dixon. And Dixon equals baking soda.
How do you understand how anyone becomes who they are? You have to go back to the past... every moment is connected to a million other moments.
He's the one person that I love the most, and I don't know who he is. I don't understand.
You managed to turn Dixon against me. You managed to ruin my relationship, the one thing I care the most about in this entire world!
No! Just stop talking! Stop. It was a nice try, Matthews. You think I'm dumb? Well, I'm not dumb! It took me a while, but I figured out what you were up to. You said to me that you liked movies better than blogs. You think you could possibly be referring to the one that I posted about you? Huh, I wonder? You never got over it, did you? You pretended to! You pretended to forgive me! You even invited me back into your classroom! All so that you could encourage me to make this movie! This was all a setup!
English accents always make people sound older.
Maybe you should drive into a tree.
I like what you have to offer in terms of, you know, God.
No, I don't wanna journal, nor do I wanna use "journal" as a verb.
If it makes you feel any better, everyone has seen me naked, too.
You are Naomi Clark! When someone says you can't have something, you try to have them fired. Which, for the record, I do have a problem with.
You're Naomi Clark. You rule West Bev. Snap your fingers and you could have any man you want.
You can't decide what kind of relationship I have with my dying mother.
What does that mean, my loss? It's a person, not a baseball game.
Hopefully before I get strangled by my own boobs.
The only time I ever done it, I was going through a manic phase, so I feel like I'm a virgin again.
I like what you have to offer in terms of, you know, God.
I was gonna go to Kansas because Kansas equals Dixon. And Dixon equals baking soda.
How do you understand how anyone becomes who they are? You have to go back to the past... every moment is connected to a million other moments.
He's the one person that I love the most, and I don't know who he is. I don't understand.
English accents always make people sound older.
Maybe you should drive into a tree.
This being-in-love stuff is making me crazy.
The phrase 'gag me' comes to mind.
Annie, do not engage the scary blonde chick.
Don't sleep through your chance to take a chipmunk to homecoming.
I'm a strange girl whose gonna have the most rockingest half birthday ever!
You are not ready for sex.
How hard can it be? Look: lights on, lights off. Done.
You look tired? Up all night, thinking about me?
I just like being different. That's how I'm made.
Those dimples are not gonna get you in to Harvard.
School is hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.
It's chic to look post-rehab, didn't you know?
See ya around, Cheetah Girls. Try not to break a nail!
If Ty Collins is in to you, you should be in to Ty Collins. So to speak.
There's a whole world outside of Beverly Hills.
Yeah, well, that's what blogs are supposed to do. Cause problems. You know, you can't make me stop. It's not like it's a school activity or...
You'll learn to dig me, trust me.
Nothing, paying attention. Sorry. Checking my blog. Big in Bolivia. Who knew?
Or sounding like an amnesiac and that I didn't get blamed for ruining the show.
Well, you can call me Erin, but I'm not gonna respond. So look, I wasn't plannig on making you feel welcome here, but then I saw the sticker and I thought, "Hey, maybe the principal's daughter isn't such a big loser after all."
Good. This school's hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.
Because she needs to know more than anyone else. Because it gives her power to tear people down. So, my mom found out. She confronted my dad and everything that I prayed wouldn't happen happened. So now it's my greatest pleasure to make her pay for it.
I've been staying at the women's shelter for a few weeks now. I did some community service there this past summer and there's this woman who... she lets me stay there sometimes. Sort of knows my situation. My mom, she drinks. When she's like this, she's a completely different person. It's like, she screams, she throws things, she blames me. Sometimes she gets so out of control. I don't know... sometimes it scares me.
Dixon, I didn't tell you so you would tell your dad. I'm already enough of a freak at school. I don't want all the other kids to know my mom's a drunk, too.
Listen, I'm gonna let you guys just hug this out while I go try to blog Navid a whole new wheel.
You're kidding, right? I am not going to go stay with Mel and his latest child bride. I think that girl is actually in my homeroom.
I think you guys have things in reverse. First you date, then marriage, and then a baby. But, you know, whatever works for you.
Okay, the cure for a breakup is a hookup.
It's the Chinese symbol for friendship 'cause you know, friends are cool.
That's what a blog is supposed to do: cause problems.
Because it's everything that's wrong with this place.... it's a big popularity contest set to music.
The phrase 'gag me' comes to mind.
Yes. But first I'm just finishing up a piece on my creepy custodian guy. You know, the one with the lazy eye? I'm fairly certain he was checking out my ass this morning. But then again, maybe he was just tired.
Let's just say you're gonna need two hairdos for that outfit.
Annie, do not engage the scary blond chick.
This being-in-love stuff is making me crazy.
You just dumped me out of the blue. What kind of love acts like that?!
I was gonna go to Kansas because Kansas equals Dixon. And Dixon equals baking soda.
How do you understand how anyone becomes who they are? You have to go back to the past... every moment is connected to a million other moments.
He's the one person that I love the most, and I don't know who he is. I don't understand.
You managed to turn Dixon against me. You managed to ruin my relationship, the one thing I care the most about in this entire world!
No! Just stop talking! Stop. It was a nice try, Matthews. You think I'm dumb? Well, I'm not dumb! It took me a while, but I figured out what you were up to. You said to me that you liked movies better than blogs. You think you could possibly be referring to the one that I posted about you? Huh, I wonder? You never got over it, did you? You pretended to! You pretended to forgive me! You even invited me back into your classroom! All so that you could encourage me to make this movie! This was all a setup!
English accents always make people sound older.
Maybe you should drive into a tree.
I like what you have to offer in terms of, you know, God.
No, I don't wanna journal, nor do I wanna use "journal" as a verb.
If it makes you feel any better, everyone has seen me naked, too.
You are Naomi Clark! When someone says you can't have something, you try to have them fired. Which, for the record, I do have a problem with.
You're Naomi Clark. You rule West Bev. Snap your fingers and you could have any man you want.
You can't decide what kind of relationship I have with my dying mother.
What does that mean, my loss? It's a person, not a baseball game.
Hopefully before I get strangled by my own boobs.
The only time I ever done it, I was going through a manic phase, so I feel like I'm a virgin again.
90210: Annie Wilson
Yeah, 'cause he is such a delicate flower.
I'm sitting here waiting for a guy in a bubble, an impenetrable bubble.
He has a jet, Silver. A jet! It's like I'm Pretty Woman, only I'm not a whore.
We are both geographically undesirable.
You sound like a spoiled brat.
I came here tonight, fully prepared to have sex for the first time... this whole world is definitely not fine with me.
You would make an excellent Egyptian slave boy. I'd send for you in my chamber.
Face it. Dad's a hypocrite. He tells us not to have sex, but when he was in high school, he got Tracy pregnant. Okay, plus, did you see the way he kept, like, glancing at Mom the entire time? What was she doing, holding his cue cards?
If we're not together, and we break up... then I have to accept everything that I've done... I've been a jerk.
Does it ever occur to you that maybe it's not an act? That maybe I'm a nice person?
Oh, you know, she's just off cooking her next little psychotic plan to ruin my life.
What's going on is I came here tonight fully prepared to have sex for the first time. Here I am at the "Roosevelt" in Hollywood about to give it up for the first time to some guy that I barely know. This whole world that you guys live in might be fine for the two of you and all of your friends with all of their benefits, but it is definitely not fine with me.
No, I would rather hit myself repeatedly with a hammer.
Yeah, well, Jason was big and sweet, and Kansas. Ty is tall and skinny, and cool, and he's got these ears that stick out like little elves.
He has a jet, Silver, a jet. Okay? It's the coolest thing ever. It's like "Pretty Woman", but I'm not a whore.
Adrianna, I was your understudy. I had to go on. You on the other hand did not have to sleep with Ty.
Because unlike you, I'm actually a nice person.
Snickerdoodles. They're apology cookies. When I do something screwed up, I bake.
I can't believe you don't think that's a big deal. You were at Chris Brown's birthday! He's such an amazing performer.
I'm innocent and she's a bitch. I'm gonna expose her for what she is.
If you don't tell Naomi the truth, she's gonna ruin me.
Your girlfriend faked a miscarriage. Sounds like a real winner.
You can control what I do at home, but not what I do at school.
Now Dad can't bust me for reading about Jude Law's latest love child instead of writing my Hamlet paper.
What we had was based on love. That's isn't love.
I'm looking for a car that represents a whole new chapter in my life. Something that says Thelma and Louise, without the falling-off-the-cliff part.
I'm sitting here waiting for a guy in a bubble, an impenetrable bubble.
He has a jet, Silver. A jet! It's like I'm Pretty Woman, only I'm not a whore.
We are both geographically undesirable.
You sound like a spoiled brat.
I came here tonight, fully prepared to have sex for the first time... this whole world is definitely not fine with me.
You would make an excellent Egyptian slave boy. I'd send for you in my chamber.
Face it. Dad's a hypocrite. He tells us not to have sex, but when he was in high school, he got Tracy pregnant. Okay, plus, did you see the way he kept, like, glancing at Mom the entire time? What was she doing, holding his cue cards?
If we're not together, and we break up... then I have to accept everything that I've done... I've been a jerk.
Does it ever occur to you that maybe it's not an act? That maybe I'm a nice person?
Oh, you know, she's just off cooking her next little psychotic plan to ruin my life.
What's going on is I came here tonight fully prepared to have sex for the first time. Here I am at the "Roosevelt" in Hollywood about to give it up for the first time to some guy that I barely know. This whole world that you guys live in might be fine for the two of you and all of your friends with all of their benefits, but it is definitely not fine with me.
No, I would rather hit myself repeatedly with a hammer.
Yeah, well, Jason was big and sweet, and Kansas. Ty is tall and skinny, and cool, and he's got these ears that stick out like little elves.
He has a jet, Silver, a jet. Okay? It's the coolest thing ever. It's like "Pretty Woman", but I'm not a whore.
Adrianna, I was your understudy. I had to go on. You on the other hand did not have to sleep with Ty.
Because unlike you, I'm actually a nice person.
Snickerdoodles. They're apology cookies. When I do something screwed up, I bake.
I can't believe you don't think that's a big deal. You were at Chris Brown's birthday! He's such an amazing performer.
I'm innocent and she's a bitch. I'm gonna expose her for what she is.
If you don't tell Naomi the truth, she's gonna ruin me.
Your girlfriend faked a miscarriage. Sounds like a real winner.
You can control what I do at home, but not what I do at school.
Now Dad can't bust me for reading about Jude Law's latest love child instead of writing my Hamlet paper.
What we had was based on love. That's isn't love.
I'm looking for a car that represents a whole new chapter in my life. Something that says Thelma and Louise, without the falling-off-the-cliff part.
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