Borat: Is this the owner of the house? Did you shrink her? Please Gypsy lady don't shrink me, I just want your tears.
Borat: We didn't fly, just in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.
Monday, March 16, 2009
10 Things I Hate About You
Patrick: Don't ever let any one make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.
Ms. Perky: I've been hearing a lot of complaints about you again. People are saying you're...
Kat: Pretentious?
Ms. Perky: Well, "heinous bitch" is the term used most often.
Kat: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle-retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
Kat: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
Patrick: I was joking with the lunch lady, it was a bratwurst.
Miss Perky: A bratwurst? My, aren't we the optimist.
School Geek: Only if we were the last two people on Earth, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?
Ms. Perky: I've been hearing a lot of complaints about you again. People are saying you're...
Kat: Pretentious?
Ms. Perky: Well, "heinous bitch" is the term used most often.
Kat: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle-retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
Kat: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
Patrick: I was joking with the lunch lady, it was a bratwurst.
Miss Perky: A bratwurst? My, aren't we the optimist.
School Geek: Only if we were the last two people on Earth, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?
Edward Scissorhands
Jim: You don't understand. The only thing that guy hangs onto tighter is his dick.
Edward: Kevin, you wanna play scissors, paper, stone again?
Kevin: No!
Edward: Why not?
Kevin: 'Cause it's boring. I always win!
Jim: I'd give my left nut to see that again.
Jim: Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.
Edward: Kevin, you wanna play scissors, paper, stone again?
Kevin: No!
Edward: Why not?
Kevin: 'Cause it's boring. I always win!
Jim: I'd give my left nut to see that again.
Jim: Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.
Bedtime Stories
Marty Bronson: Your fun is only limited by your imagination.
Mickey: [after Skeeter has just thrown ketchup at him] you know what? Ketchup is GOOD for you! It rejuvenates the skin, so who's the real victim here? YOU ARE!
Skeeter Bronson: Haven't you heard? Goofy is the new handsome.
Skeeter Bronson: There aren't happy endings in real life, the sooner you learn that the better.
Mickey: [after Skeeter has just thrown ketchup at him] you know what? Ketchup is GOOD for you! It rejuvenates the skin, so who's the real victim here? YOU ARE!
Skeeter Bronson: Haven't you heard? Goofy is the new handsome.
Skeeter Bronson: There aren't happy endings in real life, the sooner you learn that the better.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Big Bang Theory
Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. - Sheldon
Howard Wolowitz: If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then FINE, I'm "creepy".
Sheldon: You have about as much chance of going out with Penny as the Hubble Telescope has of finding that at the center of each black hole there's a little man with a flashlight trying to find the circuit breaker.
Howard Wolowitz: If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then FINE, I'm "creepy".
Sheldon: You have about as much chance of going out with Penny as the Hubble Telescope has of finding that at the center of each black hole there's a little man with a flashlight trying to find the circuit breaker.
Men in Black
This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter. - Agent J
MIB Guard: It's about time you guys got here. That pretty lady in there is causing all kinds of hell.
Laura: Half the time you were on your back!
Agent J: That's how I fight.
Grand Central Station Locker Creatures: K is back! The keeper of the light! All hail K! All hail K! Oh K can you see by the dawn's early light...
Agent J: Am I supposed to take advice on love from a dude that chases his own ass?
Frank the Pug: Easy pal... That's canine profiling, and I resent it.
Jeebs: Smoke 'em if you got them.
Agent J: Could I have your attention, please? [Neuralyzes the crowd.] Thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would have been *eaten*. 'Cause you don't listen! You're ignorant! How's a man gonna come crashin' through the back of a subway win - that's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers! "Oh no, we've seen it all!" "Oh no, a 600 foot worm, save us Mr. black man!" I ask you nicely to move forward to the next car, y'all just sit there like... [Neuralyzes the crowd again.] The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Hopefully you enjoyed our smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. Watch your step, you all have a nice evening.
MIB Guard: It's about time you guys got here. That pretty lady in there is causing all kinds of hell.
Laura: Half the time you were on your back!
Agent J: That's how I fight.
Grand Central Station Locker Creatures: K is back! The keeper of the light! All hail K! All hail K! Oh K can you see by the dawn's early light...
Agent J: Am I supposed to take advice on love from a dude that chases his own ass?
Frank the Pug: Easy pal... That's canine profiling, and I resent it.
Jeebs: Smoke 'em if you got them.
Agent J: Could I have your attention, please? [Neuralyzes the crowd.] Thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would have been *eaten*. 'Cause you don't listen! You're ignorant! How's a man gonna come crashin' through the back of a subway win - that's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers! "Oh no, we've seen it all!" "Oh no, a 600 foot worm, save us Mr. black man!" I ask you nicely to move forward to the next car, y'all just sit there like... [Neuralyzes the crowd again.] The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Hopefully you enjoyed our smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. Watch your step, you all have a nice evening.
Queer as Folk
"I think God appreciates it even more because He created you in His image. At leats that's what I was always taught. And since God is love and God doesn't make mistakes, then you must be exactly the way he wants you to be, the way he intended you to be. And that goes for every person, every planet, every mountain, every grain of sand, every song, every tear and every faggot. We're all His. He loves us all."
- Scott Lowell as Ted Schmidt
- Scott Lowell as Ted Schmidt
Bible Quotes
Be patient in time of trouble and never stop praying. - Romans 12:12
Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who abuse you. - Luke 6:27-28
Love is patient and kind; love is not jealous, or conceited, or proud; love is not ill-mannered, or selfish, or irritable; love is not happy with evil, but is happy with the truth. Love never gives up: its faith, hope, and patience never fails. - 1 Corinthians 13:4-7
Do not fear, only believe. - Mk 5:36
And now these three remain; faith, hope, and love. But the greatest of these is love. - 1 Corinthians BB
Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who abuse you. - Luke 6:27-28
Love is patient and kind; love is not jealous, or conceited, or proud; love is not ill-mannered, or selfish, or irritable; love is not happy with evil, but is happy with the truth. Love never gives up: its faith, hope, and patience never fails. - 1 Corinthians 13:4-7
Do not fear, only believe. - Mk 5:36
And now these three remain; faith, hope, and love. But the greatest of these is love. - 1 Corinthians BB
Grey's Anatomy
Alex Karev: Dude, none of you are normal. You’re freaking band nerds.
Dr. Meredith Grey: At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That's how we're made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines that are way too dangerous to cross.
Alex Karev: Doesn't matter how tough we are. Trauma always leaves a scar. I follows us home. It changes our lives. Trauma messes everyone up. But maybe that's the point. All the pain and the fear and the crap. Maybe going through all that is what keeps us moving forward. It's what pushed us. Maybe we have to get a little messed up before we can step up.
Meredith: You know, it takes two people to commit a stupid sexual activity.
Meredith Grey: You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be, white dress, prince charming who would carry you away to a castle on a hill. You would lie in bed at night and close your eyes and you had complete and utter faith. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Prince Charming, they were so close you could taste them, but eventually you grow up, one day you open your eyes and the fairy tale disappears. Most people turn to the things and people they can trust. But the thing is its hard to let go of that fairy tale entirely cause almost everyone has that smallest bit of hope, of faith, that one day they will open their eyes and it will come true.
Meredith Grey: At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don't really expect it. Its like one day you realize that the fairy tale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle, well, it may not be a castle. And its not so important happy ever after, just that its happy right now. See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you , and once in a while people may even take your breath away.
Meredith Grey: A couple of hundred years ago, Benjamin Franklin shared with the world the secret of his success. Never leave that till tomorrow, he said, which you can do today. This is the man who discovered electricity. You think more people would listen to what he had to say. I don't know why we put things off, but if I had to guess, I'd have to say it has a lot to do with fear. Fear of failure, fear of rejection, sometimes the fear is just of making a decision, because what if you're wrong? What if you're making a mistake you can't undo? The early bird catches the worm. A stitch in time saves nine. He who hesitates is lost. We can't pretend we hadn't been told. We've all heard the proverbs, heard the philosophers, heard our grandparents warning us about wasted time, heard the damn poets urging us to seize the day. Still sometimes we have to see for ourselves. We have to make our own mistakes. We have to learn our own lessons. We have to sweep today's possibility under tomorrow's rug until we can't anymore. Until we finally understand for ourselves what Benjamin Franklin really meant. That knowing is better than wondering, that waking is better than sleeping, and even the biggest failure, even the worst, beat the hell out of never trying.
Meredith Grey: Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop.
Meredith Grey: Intimacy is a four syllable word for, "Here's my heart and soul, please grind them into hamburger, and enjoy." It's both desired, and feared. Difficult to live with, and impossible to live without. Intimacy also comes attached to the three R's... relatives, romance, and roommates. There are some things you can't escape. And other things you just don't want to know.
Meredith Grey: I wish there were a rulebook for intimacy. Some kind of guide to tell you when you've crossed the line. It would be nice if you could see it coming, and I don't know how you fit it on a map. You take it where you can get it, and keep it as long as you can. And as for rules, maybe there are none. Maybe the rules of intimacy are something you have to define for yourself.
Meredith Grey: Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me.
Derek Shepherd: [to a patient and rapist whose victim bit off his penis] I have good new and bad news. The good news is that we managed to stop the bleeding. The bad news is that we gave your penis to the cops.
Addison: Well isn't this cozy. Can I join in or are you not in to threesomes?
Meredith: I have to go.
Derek: Meredith... [to Addison] You really are Satan, you realize that right? If Satan were to take physical form he'd be you, everywhere all the time.
Addison: I am so not Satan.
Derek: How come you haven't gotten on your broomstick and gone back to New York where you belong?
Addison: Stop being petty.
Derek: Stop being an adulterous bitch.
George: You didn’t last night.
Alex: Mind your own business.
George: Mind... She had expectations, women have expectations and you didn’t meet them. Hey I live with these women and every time you guys don’t meet their expectations I have to hear about it. So it is my business.
George (to Meredith): You don't get to choose. I know you've been going through a bad time. I know you miss Shepard. And I know that your life has, admittedly, been pretty unpleasant these days. You get points for breathing in and out. You get to be a little selfish. But you don't get to choose a dog over me... I'm George. I sleep down the hall from you. I buy your tampons. I have held your hand, every time you asked. I've earned the right to be seen. To be respected. To not have you think of me, as less than a dog that you got at the pound. So, I'm not moving out. Whether you like it or not, I'm staying.
Christina Yang: You are eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect. Your hair is down to there. If I was you I would just walk around naked all the time. I wouldn't have a job, I wouldn't have any skills, I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be... naked.
Alex Karev: Alex Karev, nice to meet you.
Christina Yang: The pig who called Meredith a nurse. I hate you on principle.
Alex Karev: And you're the pushy, overbearing kiss ass. I hate you too.
Dr. Meredith Grey: After all this time, all your warnings about me sleeping with my boss and you're doing the same exact thing.
Dr. Cristina Yang: Oh, it's not the same thing.
Dr. Meredith Grey: It's the exact same!
Dr. Cristina Yang: No, it's not. You and McDreamy are in a relationship.
Dr. Meredith Grey: And you and Burke are in?
Dr. Cristina Yang: Switzerland. It's very neutral there and they make very nice watches.
Derek Shepherd: Dr. Yang…
Cristina: You know what? For just a moment, I’m not Dr. Yang and you’re not Dr. Shepherd. You’re the guy who screwed up my friend. The guy who drove her to get a dog she can't keep, the dog she only got because her boyfriend lied to her about his wife.
Derek Shepherd: I never lied to her.
Cristina: You know, I know a liar when I see one because I am a liar.
Burke: I guess we never really got our date.
Cristina: Are you kidding? That was the best date I've ever been on.
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [to Alex] You wanna see it? You really wanna see it? Fine! Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we?
[she rips off her shirt]
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: What are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Lets see if I remember my anatomy.
[takes off her pants]
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Gluts, right? Lets study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through Med. school! You wanna call me Dr. Model? That's fine. Just remember that while you're still sitting on 200 grand of student loans, I'm out of debt.
George O'Malley: I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want to see you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't wanna see you in your underwear!
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal.
Alex Karev: Morning, Dr. Model.
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Dr. Evil Spawn.
Alex Karev: [he sees a tattoo on her lower stomach] Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?
Alex Karev: Why are you helping me?
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [yells] 'Cause it's what Jesus would freaking do!
Miranda Bailey: Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No-one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins.
Miranda Bailey: All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty. [slaps George]
Miranda Bailey: That's why you got syphilis.
Bailey: I may be forty-seven weeks pregnant. I may be on bed rest. I may not be able to see my own feet. But I AM Dr. Bailey. I hear every thing. I know every thing. I’m watching each and every one of you. And I will return.
Bailey: I'm pregnant, you blind moron.
Preston Burke: The only person that can keep a promise that big is God, and I haven't seen him holding a scalpel lately.
Alex Karev: For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything.
Miranda Bailey: Fools on bikes killing themselves. Natural selection is what it is.
Meredith Grey: You don't know this yet, but life isn’t supposed to be like this. It’s not supposed to be this hard.
Meredith Grey: The thing people forget is how good it can feel when you finally set secrets free. Whether good or bad, at least they're out in the open. And once your secrets are out in the open, you don't have to hide behind them anymore. The problem with secrets is even when you think you're in control, you're not.
Derek Shepherd: [to Meredith who is drinking tequila and dancing in her front lawn] So you blew me off for a bottle of tequila? Tequila's no good for you. It doesn't call, doesn't write, not nearly as much fun to wake up to.
Cristina Yang: I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man.
Cristina Yang: I blame the babies, they make you toxic.
Denny Duquette: I've been lying in this bed for close to a year, and I've had a lot of time to look back on my life. And the things that I remember best – those are the things I wasn't supposed to do and I did them anyway. The thing is: life is too damn short to be following these rules.
Meredith Grey: Sometimes doing something is worse than doing nothing.
Mr. Levangie: I know it's not perfect, but it's life. Life is messy sometimes.
Isobel Stevens: Take your chances, get cancer, and fight like hell to survive.
Christina Yang: I get angry when I go without sleep.
Patient: Whoa I don’t think so. I’m not wearing any panties. I do not know you well enough to let you see my good girl. Get me a girl doctor.
Bailey: You burn the She Shepherd, she burns back.
Krev: Captain of the Vagina Squad.
Callie: Don't chase me unless you're ready to catch me.
Callie: It wasn't cheerful, it was dirty. [referring to sex with Sloan]
Izzie: As doctors we keep secret. We keep secrets because we have to. But not all secrets can be kept.
Cristina: Way to go dipwad, telling your wife you're figuring out how to off her.
Izzie: Well, I'll tell you. I know I'm supposed to be grateful for my "new lease on life". Alex marched in here and basically told me that being married to me was the worst thing that ever happened to him. Yeah, and that he was trying to decide whether smothering me with a pillow was the best way of putting us both out of our misery.
Derek: I wanna be with you forever, and you wanna be with me forever. In order to do that we need to make vows. A commitment. A contract. Give me a piece of paper.
Richard: You chose your marriage.
Bailey: No, I'm leaving him. 'Cause a marriage that results to ultimatums, it's not a marriage. I mean, what kind of husband does that? So, I'm going to be a single mom. It's not the time for new specialties. (starts to cry) Damn. I'm sorry. I don't know, it's just the first time I've said it out loud. So it kind of just took the wind out of me.
Arizona: Um, No. You asked me who I was. I am a person who thinks that what George is doing is dangerous, and terrifying, and brave. He's going to serve his country. He's going to risk his life to save the men and women who make it possible for you and I to sleep safely in our beds. I'm a person who thinks that, that is brave. And I am a person who stood in an airplane hanger, and watched them unload my brother's body in a coffin. And, all we got was a flag. My brother died over there because there weren't enough doctors Callie. So, for my money, George O'Malley is a patriot. He's a hero, and I am grateful that he exists. So yeah, the word I use is awesome. That's who I am.
Callie: I cut off a healthy leg. I just cut it off. It was for the patients own good, but still, I feel like a butcher.
Swinder: My miracle case is on life support. I thought I had one. One miracle. I hate this job sometimes.
Bailey: The joy. It comes around rarely, so rarely we forget it can happen. But that, that's why we do this. The joy.
Cristina: God, it doesn't matter how good you are. Or how hard you work. You can do all the research, you can master all the latest techniques, I mean you can be the best. You can be the best surgeon in the world, but your patients are still gonna die. 'Cause the next day, or the next month, or the next year, you know they're just gonna get hit by a car. Or find a mole on their back. There's nothing you can do about it. (turns to Owen) I don't want you to die.
Izzie: Where your eyes are supposed to be right now, I see white sandy beaches. And there's an ocean behind your head, and there are ghosts wandering in and out. I can't live like this, and I cant live if something goes wrong in that surgery I don't want any extraordinary measures taken to keep me alive. It's not what I want. I went crazy when Denny signed the DNR because I didn't understand. I didn't understand but now I do, and I need you to understand. I don't want you to go crazy, I want you to have a brilliant career, and I hope that I get to be here for that. But, if I can't I just wanna go to the other side. I don't know what's there but it's gotta be better than hospital beds and tubes down my throat. So please, please don't cut LVAD's. Just if it comes down to it, just let me go. And right now, kiss me. Please, please just kiss me and close your eyes because the beach is so distracting.
Izzie: You can do it, but I don't wanna end up a vegetable.
Allison: That's a good sign. Fighting leads to good make up sex. Are you watching birds fly around my head again? Am I like totally snow white now?
Izzie: You never know the biggest day of your life is the biggest day. Not until it's happening. You don't recognize the biggest day of your life, not until you're right in the middle of it. The day you commit to something or someone. The day you get your heart broken. The day you meet your soul mate. The day you realize there's not enough time, because you wanna live forever. Those are the biggest days. The perfect days. You know?
Dr. Meredith Grey: At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That's how we're made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines that are way too dangerous to cross.
Alex Karev: Doesn't matter how tough we are. Trauma always leaves a scar. I follows us home. It changes our lives. Trauma messes everyone up. But maybe that's the point. All the pain and the fear and the crap. Maybe going through all that is what keeps us moving forward. It's what pushed us. Maybe we have to get a little messed up before we can step up.
Meredith: You know, it takes two people to commit a stupid sexual activity.
Meredith Grey: You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be, white dress, prince charming who would carry you away to a castle on a hill. You would lie in bed at night and close your eyes and you had complete and utter faith. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Prince Charming, they were so close you could taste them, but eventually you grow up, one day you open your eyes and the fairy tale disappears. Most people turn to the things and people they can trust. But the thing is its hard to let go of that fairy tale entirely cause almost everyone has that smallest bit of hope, of faith, that one day they will open their eyes and it will come true.
Meredith Grey: At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don't really expect it. Its like one day you realize that the fairy tale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle, well, it may not be a castle. And its not so important happy ever after, just that its happy right now. See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you , and once in a while people may even take your breath away.
Meredith Grey: A couple of hundred years ago, Benjamin Franklin shared with the world the secret of his success. Never leave that till tomorrow, he said, which you can do today. This is the man who discovered electricity. You think more people would listen to what he had to say. I don't know why we put things off, but if I had to guess, I'd have to say it has a lot to do with fear. Fear of failure, fear of rejection, sometimes the fear is just of making a decision, because what if you're wrong? What if you're making a mistake you can't undo? The early bird catches the worm. A stitch in time saves nine. He who hesitates is lost. We can't pretend we hadn't been told. We've all heard the proverbs, heard the philosophers, heard our grandparents warning us about wasted time, heard the damn poets urging us to seize the day. Still sometimes we have to see for ourselves. We have to make our own mistakes. We have to learn our own lessons. We have to sweep today's possibility under tomorrow's rug until we can't anymore. Until we finally understand for ourselves what Benjamin Franklin really meant. That knowing is better than wondering, that waking is better than sleeping, and even the biggest failure, even the worst, beat the hell out of never trying.
Meredith Grey: Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop.
Meredith Grey: Intimacy is a four syllable word for, "Here's my heart and soul, please grind them into hamburger, and enjoy." It's both desired, and feared. Difficult to live with, and impossible to live without. Intimacy also comes attached to the three R's... relatives, romance, and roommates. There are some things you can't escape. And other things you just don't want to know.
Meredith Grey: I wish there were a rulebook for intimacy. Some kind of guide to tell you when you've crossed the line. It would be nice if you could see it coming, and I don't know how you fit it on a map. You take it where you can get it, and keep it as long as you can. And as for rules, maybe there are none. Maybe the rules of intimacy are something you have to define for yourself.
Meredith Grey: Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me.
Derek Shepherd: [to a patient and rapist whose victim bit off his penis] I have good new and bad news. The good news is that we managed to stop the bleeding. The bad news is that we gave your penis to the cops.
Addison: Well isn't this cozy. Can I join in or are you not in to threesomes?
Meredith: I have to go.
Derek: Meredith... [to Addison] You really are Satan, you realize that right? If Satan were to take physical form he'd be you, everywhere all the time.
Addison: I am so not Satan.
Derek: How come you haven't gotten on your broomstick and gone back to New York where you belong?
Addison: Stop being petty.
Derek: Stop being an adulterous bitch.
George: You didn’t last night.
Alex: Mind your own business.
George: Mind... She had expectations, women have expectations and you didn’t meet them. Hey I live with these women and every time you guys don’t meet their expectations I have to hear about it. So it is my business.
George (to Meredith): You don't get to choose. I know you've been going through a bad time. I know you miss Shepard. And I know that your life has, admittedly, been pretty unpleasant these days. You get points for breathing in and out. You get to be a little selfish. But you don't get to choose a dog over me... I'm George. I sleep down the hall from you. I buy your tampons. I have held your hand, every time you asked. I've earned the right to be seen. To be respected. To not have you think of me, as less than a dog that you got at the pound. So, I'm not moving out. Whether you like it or not, I'm staying.
Christina Yang: You are eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect. Your hair is down to there. If I was you I would just walk around naked all the time. I wouldn't have a job, I wouldn't have any skills, I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be... naked.
Alex Karev: Alex Karev, nice to meet you.
Christina Yang: The pig who called Meredith a nurse. I hate you on principle.
Alex Karev: And you're the pushy, overbearing kiss ass. I hate you too.
Dr. Meredith Grey: After all this time, all your warnings about me sleeping with my boss and you're doing the same exact thing.
Dr. Cristina Yang: Oh, it's not the same thing.
Dr. Meredith Grey: It's the exact same!
Dr. Cristina Yang: No, it's not. You and McDreamy are in a relationship.
Dr. Meredith Grey: And you and Burke are in?
Dr. Cristina Yang: Switzerland. It's very neutral there and they make very nice watches.
Derek Shepherd: Dr. Yang…
Cristina: You know what? For just a moment, I’m not Dr. Yang and you’re not Dr. Shepherd. You’re the guy who screwed up my friend. The guy who drove her to get a dog she can't keep, the dog she only got because her boyfriend lied to her about his wife.
Derek Shepherd: I never lied to her.
Cristina: You know, I know a liar when I see one because I am a liar.
Burke: I guess we never really got our date.
Cristina: Are you kidding? That was the best date I've ever been on.
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [to Alex] You wanna see it? You really wanna see it? Fine! Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we?
[she rips off her shirt]
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: What are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Lets see if I remember my anatomy.
[takes off her pants]
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Gluts, right? Lets study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through Med. school! You wanna call me Dr. Model? That's fine. Just remember that while you're still sitting on 200 grand of student loans, I'm out of debt.
George O'Malley: I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want to see you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't wanna see you in your underwear!
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal.
Alex Karev: Morning, Dr. Model.
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Dr. Evil Spawn.
Alex Karev: [he sees a tattoo on her lower stomach] Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?
Alex Karev: Why are you helping me?
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [yells] 'Cause it's what Jesus would freaking do!
Miranda Bailey: Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No-one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins.
Miranda Bailey: All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty. [slaps George]
Miranda Bailey: That's why you got syphilis.
Bailey: I may be forty-seven weeks pregnant. I may be on bed rest. I may not be able to see my own feet. But I AM Dr. Bailey. I hear every thing. I know every thing. I’m watching each and every one of you. And I will return.
Bailey: I'm pregnant, you blind moron.
Preston Burke: The only person that can keep a promise that big is God, and I haven't seen him holding a scalpel lately.
Alex Karev: For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything.
Miranda Bailey: Fools on bikes killing themselves. Natural selection is what it is.
Meredith Grey: You don't know this yet, but life isn’t supposed to be like this. It’s not supposed to be this hard.
Meredith Grey: The thing people forget is how good it can feel when you finally set secrets free. Whether good or bad, at least they're out in the open. And once your secrets are out in the open, you don't have to hide behind them anymore. The problem with secrets is even when you think you're in control, you're not.
Derek Shepherd: [to Meredith who is drinking tequila and dancing in her front lawn] So you blew me off for a bottle of tequila? Tequila's no good for you. It doesn't call, doesn't write, not nearly as much fun to wake up to.
Cristina Yang: I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man.
Cristina Yang: I blame the babies, they make you toxic.
Denny Duquette: I've been lying in this bed for close to a year, and I've had a lot of time to look back on my life. And the things that I remember best – those are the things I wasn't supposed to do and I did them anyway. The thing is: life is too damn short to be following these rules.
Meredith Grey: Sometimes doing something is worse than doing nothing.
Mr. Levangie: I know it's not perfect, but it's life. Life is messy sometimes.
Isobel Stevens: Take your chances, get cancer, and fight like hell to survive.
Christina Yang: I get angry when I go without sleep.
Patient: Whoa I don’t think so. I’m not wearing any panties. I do not know you well enough to let you see my good girl. Get me a girl doctor.
Bailey: You burn the She Shepherd, she burns back.
Krev: Captain of the Vagina Squad.
Callie: Don't chase me unless you're ready to catch me.
Callie: It wasn't cheerful, it was dirty. [referring to sex with Sloan]
Izzie: As doctors we keep secret. We keep secrets because we have to. But not all secrets can be kept.
Cristina: Way to go dipwad, telling your wife you're figuring out how to off her.
Izzie: Well, I'll tell you. I know I'm supposed to be grateful for my "new lease on life". Alex marched in here and basically told me that being married to me was the worst thing that ever happened to him. Yeah, and that he was trying to decide whether smothering me with a pillow was the best way of putting us both out of our misery.
Derek: I wanna be with you forever, and you wanna be with me forever. In order to do that we need to make vows. A commitment. A contract. Give me a piece of paper.
Richard: You chose your marriage.
Bailey: No, I'm leaving him. 'Cause a marriage that results to ultimatums, it's not a marriage. I mean, what kind of husband does that? So, I'm going to be a single mom. It's not the time for new specialties. (starts to cry) Damn. I'm sorry. I don't know, it's just the first time I've said it out loud. So it kind of just took the wind out of me.
Arizona: Um, No. You asked me who I was. I am a person who thinks that what George is doing is dangerous, and terrifying, and brave. He's going to serve his country. He's going to risk his life to save the men and women who make it possible for you and I to sleep safely in our beds. I'm a person who thinks that, that is brave. And I am a person who stood in an airplane hanger, and watched them unload my brother's body in a coffin. And, all we got was a flag. My brother died over there because there weren't enough doctors Callie. So, for my money, George O'Malley is a patriot. He's a hero, and I am grateful that he exists. So yeah, the word I use is awesome. That's who I am.
Callie: I cut off a healthy leg. I just cut it off. It was for the patients own good, but still, I feel like a butcher.
Swinder: My miracle case is on life support. I thought I had one. One miracle. I hate this job sometimes.
Bailey: The joy. It comes around rarely, so rarely we forget it can happen. But that, that's why we do this. The joy.
Cristina: God, it doesn't matter how good you are. Or how hard you work. You can do all the research, you can master all the latest techniques, I mean you can be the best. You can be the best surgeon in the world, but your patients are still gonna die. 'Cause the next day, or the next month, or the next year, you know they're just gonna get hit by a car. Or find a mole on their back. There's nothing you can do about it. (turns to Owen) I don't want you to die.
Izzie: Where your eyes are supposed to be right now, I see white sandy beaches. And there's an ocean behind your head, and there are ghosts wandering in and out. I can't live like this, and I cant live if something goes wrong in that surgery I don't want any extraordinary measures taken to keep me alive. It's not what I want. I went crazy when Denny signed the DNR because I didn't understand. I didn't understand but now I do, and I need you to understand. I don't want you to go crazy, I want you to have a brilliant career, and I hope that I get to be here for that. But, if I can't I just wanna go to the other side. I don't know what's there but it's gotta be better than hospital beds and tubes down my throat. So please, please don't cut LVAD's. Just if it comes down to it, just let me go. And right now, kiss me. Please, please just kiss me and close your eyes because the beach is so distracting.
Izzie: You can do it, but I don't wanna end up a vegetable.
Allison: That's a good sign. Fighting leads to good make up sex. Are you watching birds fly around my head again? Am I like totally snow white now?
Izzie: You never know the biggest day of your life is the biggest day. Not until it's happening. You don't recognize the biggest day of your life, not until you're right in the middle of it. The day you commit to something or someone. The day you get your heart broken. The day you meet your soul mate. The day you realize there's not enough time, because you wanna live forever. Those are the biggest days. The perfect days. You know?
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Disney Quotes
Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting. - Peter Pan
If you can dream it, you can do it. - Walt Disney
Never underestimate the power of a good pair of shoes. - Cinderella
All of our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney
If you can dream it, you can do it. - Walt Disney
Never underestimate the power of a good pair of shoes. - Cinderella
All of our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney
Step Brothers
Brennan: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it with bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.
Brennan: Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he said, "Let's get it on."
Dale Doback: My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.
Brennan Huff: I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.
Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and she goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the wiener.
Brennan Huff: You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face!
Derek: Brennan has a man-gina.
Brennan Huff: You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck!
Brennan Huff: I tea-bagged your drum set!
Brennan Huff: [in his therapist's fantasy] I've come five hundred miles to deliver my seed.
Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
Brennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!
Dale Doback: Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, who do you pick?
Brennan: Robert better not get in my face, I'll drop that motherfucker.
Dale: We're men, okay? That means a few things. We like to shit with the door open. We like to talk about pussy. We go on riverboat-gambling trips. We make our own beef jerky.
Dale: Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer.
Dale: If you wanna get down on these hairy balls. Why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here. Why don't you lick on this big joint?
Dale: That's so funny. Haha, the last time I laughed that hard I fell off my dinosaur.
Dale: The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot and maybe we should just both bang her. And we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.
Dale: You and your mom are hillbillies.
Brennan: You're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck.
Brennan: You better not go to sleep. As soon as your eyes shut, I'm gonna punch you square in the face.
Dale: I hope you stay still when you sleep because I'm putting a rat trap between your legs.
Brennan: Out of my face or I will round house your ass.
Dale: If you touch my drums I will stab you in the neck with a knife.
Dale: I'm gonna rub my balls on your mom's face.
Brennan: You drum set's a whore. I teabagged your fucking drum set!
Nancy: What the fucking fuck?
Robert: Okay here's the deal. Number one, you will fix that fucking drywall now. Number two, you have one month to find jobs or you're out on your asses.
Nancy: Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs.
Dale: The clown has no penis.
Brennan: Hey Derek, you know what's always good for shoulder pain. If you lick my butthole.
Alice: I wanna roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy. I wanna walk around with you in there and just know that whenever I feel a tickle or a scratch, it's your hair on my vagina. Please, just do it for me.
Brennan: It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s##t up everyday.
Brennan: Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he said, "Let's get it on."
Dale Doback: My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.
Brennan Huff: I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.
Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and she goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the wiener.
Brennan Huff: You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face!
Derek: Brennan has a man-gina.
Brennan Huff: You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck!
Brennan Huff: I tea-bagged your drum set!
Brennan Huff: [in his therapist's fantasy] I've come five hundred miles to deliver my seed.
Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
Brennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!
Dale Doback: Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, who do you pick?
Brennan: Robert better not get in my face, I'll drop that motherfucker.
Dale: We're men, okay? That means a few things. We like to shit with the door open. We like to talk about pussy. We go on riverboat-gambling trips. We make our own beef jerky.
Dale: Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer.
Dale: If you wanna get down on these hairy balls. Why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here. Why don't you lick on this big joint?
Dale: That's so funny. Haha, the last time I laughed that hard I fell off my dinosaur.
Dale: The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot and maybe we should just both bang her. And we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.
Dale: You and your mom are hillbillies.
Brennan: You're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck.
Brennan: You better not go to sleep. As soon as your eyes shut, I'm gonna punch you square in the face.
Dale: I hope you stay still when you sleep because I'm putting a rat trap between your legs.
Brennan: Out of my face or I will round house your ass.
Dale: If you touch my drums I will stab you in the neck with a knife.
Dale: I'm gonna rub my balls on your mom's face.
Brennan: You drum set's a whore. I teabagged your fucking drum set!
Nancy: What the fucking fuck?
Robert: Okay here's the deal. Number one, you will fix that fucking drywall now. Number two, you have one month to find jobs or you're out on your asses.
Nancy: Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs.
Dale: The clown has no penis.
Brennan: Hey Derek, you know what's always good for shoulder pain. If you lick my butthole.
Alice: I wanna roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there. It's warm and it's cozy. I wanna walk around with you in there and just know that whenever I feel a tickle or a scratch, it's your hair on my vagina. Please, just do it for me.
Brennan: It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that s##t up everyday.
Sweet Valley High: Bad Girl
That's exactly what he liked about her: the fact that she always said exactly what was on her mind. No holds barred.
Change is what makes life exciting. Something happens - Good or Bad, and you have to just go with it, see where it takes you, and hop for the ride. That what living is all about.
Change is what makes life exciting. Something happens - Good or Bad, and you have to just go with it, see where it takes you, and hop for the ride. That what living is all about.
How to Deal
Sometimes life is so perfect, isn't it? It has to be to make up for all the hard stuff it throws your way. You have to learn how to walk, you have to learn how to walk, you have to wear that totally ridiculous hat your grandma bought for you, and you have no say in the matter. And when you're a little older, even though you get to choose your hats, you don't get to choose what they put in those meatballs in the cafeteria, or when to fall in love... Things happen and you just have to deal... - Halley
Why does love make people crazy?! - Halley
The quickest way to end a relationship with someone is to actually try to have a relationship with them. - Halley
Love isn't about words, it's about what you do. - Macon
First loves are never really over. - Grandma
When you meet the right person and you fall in love, it's like... it's like everyone you thought, you though is... - Scarlett
You are sounding dangerously close to a Hallmark greeting card. You're going to let yourself turn into mush over somethings like sex? - Halley
You can't expect to do anything great in life if you buckle the first time some guy bats his eyes at you. - Halley
Lorna: Well Look at you Halley.
Halley: That's kinda hard to do with out a mirror.
Lorna: You keep getting pretty every day.
Halley: I have no idea how you could say that, cause you definitely don't see me everyday, do you? And yesterday, oh, my God, I was so ugly. And last Wednesday, that sucked too. So it's kind of a day to day thing.
Macon: "From small beginnings comes great things."
Michael: "Congratulations on your baby boy."
Michael: "The first time I met you you stole my heart."
Macon: "Good luck in finding a compatible organ donor." Nice.
Michael: This girl is amazing, unlike you, and she's sensitive, unlike you, and she's sexy. Unlike you.
There's gotta be a card here for a redhead from a newly smitten hunka hunka burning love. Look, summer romance has it's own section. - Macon
Well, at least if they're eloping you won't have to go to the wedding. Weddings are the worst. - Macon
Because the Jedi mind trick is when you tell someone what to think, and they think it. - Macon
The point is that you put words into somebody's mouth and they give them back to you like they've come up with the idea. - Macon
Haven't you noticed when the opposite sex get together, eventually someone ends up getting hurt? - Halley
And he is still your father, after all, and if he wants to make a complete and utter fool of himself by trying in some pathetically cliche fashion to recapture his sorry state of manhood, by hooking up with not even a very attractive bimbo, then it that's what he wants, I'm fine with that. - Lydia
You think that planning the most important day for us is a hassle? - Ashley
It's too bad you can't get a divorce before getting married, that way you could save yourself on the stupid extra step. - Halley
Okay, fall once and you may never be able to get back up again. - Halley
I thought my parents' divorce was the end of the world. That was before Michael died of a heart defect. And the world stopped, which it should have. - Halley
It was great... if you happen to be the Devil and enjoy human pain. - Halley
Well, then why do people get married, anyways? I mean, we know that they're lying to each other, but are they lying to themselves, too? How can you promise that you're gonna feel the same way forever? - Halley
Some people fall in love, I had to crash into it. - Halley
I suck with words. But sometimes words aren't the thing. Love isn't about words, it's about what you do. And what I did, running away, it was stupid. We both know love's a big, scary, evil concept. but you know, if you feel it, it's gonna follow you around like a hungry dog no matter how far you run. Wait, I didn't mean to say that love's a dog, I just mean, I'm not going anywhere. I love you Halley. If love beats us up, let's beat it up right back. We could do this, Halley. If you're ready to make the jump, then I'll be right here to catch you. - Macon
I hate the way that your hair falls in your face. And I hate the way that your voice gets really low when you're serious. And I hate the way that you bite your bottom lip when you're nervous. And the way your eyebrow goes, like that. I hate that. - Halley
But you are going to regret ever having messed up, because I'm gonna make you pay for a long time. But first, you're going to take three steps towards me. And you're going to wrap your arms around my waist. And on the count of three, two... We're gonna dance. - Halley
Thank you for showing me that socks don't need to be ironed, that one needn't employ the Dewey decimal system for their CD collection, and that, in the end, it doesn't make a whole lot of difference whether you start the toilet paper facing up or down. Despite what my parents taught me. Because Ashley, you have shown me that life is worth embracing. Even if it means making a giant fool of yourself. And lucky for me, you're willing to marry the guy who's been the biggest fool of all. So here's to a lifetime of big, messy, wonderfully out-of-order moments with the most beautiful woman in the world, my bride. - Lewis
Why does love make people crazy?! - Halley
The quickest way to end a relationship with someone is to actually try to have a relationship with them. - Halley
Love isn't about words, it's about what you do. - Macon
First loves are never really over. - Grandma
When you meet the right person and you fall in love, it's like... it's like everyone you thought, you though is... - Scarlett
You are sounding dangerously close to a Hallmark greeting card. You're going to let yourself turn into mush over somethings like sex? - Halley
You can't expect to do anything great in life if you buckle the first time some guy bats his eyes at you. - Halley
Lorna: Well Look at you Halley.
Halley: That's kinda hard to do with out a mirror.
Lorna: You keep getting pretty every day.
Halley: I have no idea how you could say that, cause you definitely don't see me everyday, do you? And yesterday, oh, my God, I was so ugly. And last Wednesday, that sucked too. So it's kind of a day to day thing.
Macon: "From small beginnings comes great things."
Michael: "Congratulations on your baby boy."
Michael: "The first time I met you you stole my heart."
Macon: "Good luck in finding a compatible organ donor." Nice.
Michael: This girl is amazing, unlike you, and she's sensitive, unlike you, and she's sexy. Unlike you.
There's gotta be a card here for a redhead from a newly smitten hunka hunka burning love. Look, summer romance has it's own section. - Macon
Well, at least if they're eloping you won't have to go to the wedding. Weddings are the worst. - Macon
Because the Jedi mind trick is when you tell someone what to think, and they think it. - Macon
The point is that you put words into somebody's mouth and they give them back to you like they've come up with the idea. - Macon
Haven't you noticed when the opposite sex get together, eventually someone ends up getting hurt? - Halley
And he is still your father, after all, and if he wants to make a complete and utter fool of himself by trying in some pathetically cliche fashion to recapture his sorry state of manhood, by hooking up with not even a very attractive bimbo, then it that's what he wants, I'm fine with that. - Lydia
You think that planning the most important day for us is a hassle? - Ashley
It's too bad you can't get a divorce before getting married, that way you could save yourself on the stupid extra step. - Halley
Okay, fall once and you may never be able to get back up again. - Halley
I thought my parents' divorce was the end of the world. That was before Michael died of a heart defect. And the world stopped, which it should have. - Halley
It was great... if you happen to be the Devil and enjoy human pain. - Halley
Well, then why do people get married, anyways? I mean, we know that they're lying to each other, but are they lying to themselves, too? How can you promise that you're gonna feel the same way forever? - Halley
Some people fall in love, I had to crash into it. - Halley
I suck with words. But sometimes words aren't the thing. Love isn't about words, it's about what you do. And what I did, running away, it was stupid. We both know love's a big, scary, evil concept. but you know, if you feel it, it's gonna follow you around like a hungry dog no matter how far you run. Wait, I didn't mean to say that love's a dog, I just mean, I'm not going anywhere. I love you Halley. If love beats us up, let's beat it up right back. We could do this, Halley. If you're ready to make the jump, then I'll be right here to catch you. - Macon
I hate the way that your hair falls in your face. And I hate the way that your voice gets really low when you're serious. And I hate the way that you bite your bottom lip when you're nervous. And the way your eyebrow goes, like that. I hate that. - Halley
But you are going to regret ever having messed up, because I'm gonna make you pay for a long time. But first, you're going to take three steps towards me. And you're going to wrap your arms around my waist. And on the count of three, two... We're gonna dance. - Halley
Thank you for showing me that socks don't need to be ironed, that one needn't employ the Dewey decimal system for their CD collection, and that, in the end, it doesn't make a whole lot of difference whether you start the toilet paper facing up or down. Despite what my parents taught me. Because Ashley, you have shown me that life is worth embracing. Even if it means making a giant fool of yourself. And lucky for me, you're willing to marry the guy who's been the biggest fool of all. So here's to a lifetime of big, messy, wonderfully out-of-order moments with the most beautiful woman in the world, my bride. - Lewis
Georgia Rule
I lie to make a point.
Save the lies for something more important than cancer.
It's about knowing the difference between right and wrong, the truth and a lie. And if you can't tell the difference then you can't trust anyone, and if you can't trust anyone then you can't love anymore.
To forgive is to move forward.
Save the lies for something more important than cancer.
It's about knowing the difference between right and wrong, the truth and a lie. And if you can't tell the difference then you can't trust anyone, and if you can't trust anyone then you can't love anymore.
To forgive is to move forward.
Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Being married is about being yourself, just with someone else.
Joe: No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Joe: No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Garden State
I know it hurts, but it's life, and it's real. And sometimes it fucking hurts, but it's life, and it's pretty much all we got.
Winnie the Pooh
Things are so much more grand and wonderful when friends are there to share them.
If you live to be 100 I want to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
If there is ever a tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you should always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But most important thing is even if we're apart I will always be with you in the heart.
Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.
Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.
Nobody can be un-cheered with a balloon.
A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me.
Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.
Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
I used to believe in forever, but "forever" is too good to be true.
A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.
Don't underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.
If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.
When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish.
People who don't think probably don't have brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake.
If you live to be 100 I want to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
If there is ever a tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you should always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But most important thing is even if we're apart I will always be with you in the heart.
Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.
Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.
Nobody can be un-cheered with a balloon.
A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me.
Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.
Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
I used to believe in forever, but "forever" is too good to be true.
A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.
Don't underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.
If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.
When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish.
People who don't think probably don't have brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake.
Mean Girls
Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up. If you touch each other, you will get chlamydia and die.
In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In girl worlds, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it. The hard core girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears.
Janis: Regina George... How do I begin to explain Regina George?
Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless.
Mathlete Tim Pak: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Amber D'Alessio: I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Kristen Hadley: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
Short Girl: One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
Jessica Lopez: - And he told her she was pretty.
Bethany Byrd: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.
Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
Gretchen: That is so fetch!
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
Cady: Regina said she'll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis hate her? She's such a good... SLUT!
Damian: She's fabulous, but she's evil.
Regina: No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a home schooled jungle freak that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c...
Cady: Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.
Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In girl worlds, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it. The hard core girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears.
Janis: Regina George... How do I begin to explain Regina George?
Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless.
Mathlete Tim Pak: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Amber D'Alessio: I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Kristen Hadley: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
Short Girl: One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
Jessica Lopez: - And he told her she was pretty.
Bethany Byrd: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.
Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
Gretchen: That is so fetch!
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
Cady: Regina said she'll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis hate her? She's such a good... SLUT!
Damian: She's fabulous, but she's evil.
Regina: No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a home schooled jungle freak that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c...
Cady: Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.
Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
Into the Wild
When you want something in life, you gotta reach out and grab it.
Christopher McCandless: You don't need human relationships to be happy, God has placed it all around us.
Christopher McCandless: If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, then all possibility of life is destroyed.
Christopher McCandless: Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth.
Christopher McCandless: I read somewhere... how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong... but to feel strong.
Christopher McCandless: You don't need human relationships to be happy, God has placed it all around us.
Christopher McCandless: If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, then all possibility of life is destroyed.
Christopher McCandless: Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth.
Christopher McCandless: I read somewhere... how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong... but to feel strong.
Scrubs
A person doesn't have to be perfect to be exactly what you need.
Dr. Cox: People are just bastard covered bastards with bastard filling.
Dr. Cox: This moment is so great I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of little moments!
Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.
Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see!
Elliot: Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie... It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively TO clowns.
Dr. Cox: Hey, Betty. Hey, Wilma. Oh, what the hell, you're only forty minutes late. Do I... do I smell beer?
JD: Uh, we... uh, we had a few.
Dr. Cox: Newsflash, you can't drink and then come to work. You're not airline pilots.
Dr. Cox: Let me ask you a quick question: are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your ass off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside somebody's clogged artery when all that person has to do, really is - oh, I don't know - go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that? And, I know here, I know I'm supposed to be Dr. Give-A-Crap, but you wanna hear the God's honest truth? And this is a fact: you are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya?
Carla: You can deny you like her all you want. But, I know for a fact, that every time you guys are done "playing racquetball" or "having a conversation" or whatever it is you crazy kids are calling it, you like nothing more than to just lie next to Jordan and watch her sleep.
Dr. Cox: It would be impossible for me to lie next to Jordan, she sleeps hanging from a ramp in the ceiling, wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings.
Dr. Cox: People are just bastard covered bastards with bastard filling.
Dr. Cox: This moment is so great I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of little moments!
Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.
Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see!
Elliot: Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie... It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively TO clowns.
Dr. Cox: Hey, Betty. Hey, Wilma. Oh, what the hell, you're only forty minutes late. Do I... do I smell beer?
JD: Uh, we... uh, we had a few.
Dr. Cox: Newsflash, you can't drink and then come to work. You're not airline pilots.
Dr. Cox: Let me ask you a quick question: are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your ass off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside somebody's clogged artery when all that person has to do, really is - oh, I don't know - go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that? And, I know here, I know I'm supposed to be Dr. Give-A-Crap, but you wanna hear the God's honest truth? And this is a fact: you are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya?
Carla: You can deny you like her all you want. But, I know for a fact, that every time you guys are done "playing racquetball" or "having a conversation" or whatever it is you crazy kids are calling it, you like nothing more than to just lie next to Jordan and watch her sleep.
Dr. Cox: It would be impossible for me to lie next to Jordan, she sleeps hanging from a ramp in the ceiling, wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings.
Almost Famous
I always tell the girls to never take it seriously, if you never take it seriously, you never get hurt and if you never get hurt, you always have fun.
Boy Meets World
We're all a little weird, and when we find those people whose weirdness is compatible with ours. We join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness and call them our best friends.
The Little Rascals
He makes me melt like a Popsicle on the 4th of July.
Dear Darla,
I hate your stinking guts.
You make me vomit.
You are the scum between my toes.
Love, Alfalfa
Dear Darla,
I hate your stinking guts.
You make me vomit.
You are the scum between my toes.
Love, Alfalfa
Van Wilder
You shouldn't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.
Van Wilder: I know Ms Pacman is special. She's cute...she's fun...she swallows.
Gwen: Well, I think it takes a lot more than the kind of underwear one wears to define them as a person.
Van Wilder: Like what?!
Van Wilder: I know Ms Pacman is special. She's cute...she's fun...she swallows.
Gwen: Well, I think it takes a lot more than the kind of underwear one wears to define them as a person.
Van Wilder: Like what?!
Hidden Palms
I want you to be with someone who sees in you what I do.
Some things you can't explain. Sometimes there's no one to blame. Some things are just inexplicable, life-changing, and awful.
Some things you can't explain. Sometimes there's no one to blame. Some things are just inexplicable, life-changing, and awful.
A League of Their Own
Legs always together. A lady never reveals anything.
There's no crying in baseball.
There's no crying in baseball.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
If you don't shut up I'm going to kick 100% of your ass!
Hey Bud. What's your problem?
Hey Bud. What's your problem?
Cry Baby
Dig it babe you need a new look.
Don't you got any tits? Stick 'em out.
Our bazooms are our weapons.
I'm burning inside to touch you baby.
Don't you got any tits? Stick 'em out.
Our bazooms are our weapons.
I'm burning inside to touch you baby.
Pearl Harbor
Pres. Roosevelt: We’re building refrigerators while our enemies build bombs.
Adm. Isoroku Yamamoto: War is inevitable. To hide this fact is death. The Americans cut off the oil that is our lifeline. We have only enough for eighteen months, we have no choice but war. There is only one way. A massive, sudden strike. We will annihilate their Pacific Fleet in a single attack at Pearl Harbor.
Earl: Hey, you know you're not supposed to be painting titties on the side of my airplanes, and if you do, don't make 'em lop-sided.
Gooz: They we're lop-sided, Earl.
Gooz: Pride of the Pacific.
Danny: Terrors of the skies.
Rafe: Dear Evelyn, it’s different than I thought it would be here. It’s cold, so cold it goes deep into your bones. There is one place I can go to find warmth. That is to think of you. I just wish I could be back there with you. It’s not easy making friends. Two days ago I had a beer with a couple of RAF pilots. Yesterday, both of them got killed.
Evelyn: Dear Rafe, I miss you so much. It’s so strange to be half a world away from you. Every night I look at the sunset and try to draw the last ounce of heat from its long day and send it from my heart to yours.
British pilot: A lot of people frown on the Yanks for not being in this war yet. I’d just like to say, if there are many more back home like you, God help anyone who goes to war with America.
Admiral Kimmel: A smart enemy hits you exactly where you think you’re safe.
Analyst: Distance is our ally.
Betty: I’m no good at church. Whenever I’m up there getting my slate wiped clean, I’m thinking how to dirty it up again.
Martha: This coming from a virgin.
Danny: He taught me how to fly. I always knew that no matter what trouble I got into I’d never be in it alone. He’d be there with me. Up there, he was always pushing me to be better and faster. He was always trying to protect me. But you know what? I look at myself in the mirror in this uniform and I still don’t know who I am. I look like a hero but I don’t feel like it. Rafe, he always looked the part, didn’t he?
Danny: To Rafe McCawley. The best pilot and the best friend I ever knew and ever will know.
Adm. Isoroku Yamamoto: A brilliant man would find a way not to fight this war.
News reporter: Victory does not come without sacrifice.
Danny: I remember this one time when I was like seven years old. I was always building these gadgets and things. He told me he wanted me to build him some wings so he could fly like his daddy does in crop. And I told him you can’t fly without some kind of engine, right. But he wouldn’t listen. He told me, “Danny, never mind all that just build ‘em anyway.” So I did. And I’m up there strapping these big ol’ wings on his back that we made from paper and glue and these massive silk bloomers that we stole. And he looked so stupid. And I told him, “You can’t jump off the barn in these.” And bam! He busted his leg on a back hoe. Yeah, but don’t you think that Rafe was up there the next day, cast and everything, telling me to make some adjustment on those wings.
Betty: When my dad left, my mom said I was too much to handle so she sent me to live with my aunt. I thought my life was over but you don’t know where it’s all gonna lead. If I hadn’t run away and lied about my age and enlisted in the Navy I would have never met Red. And now he’s my fiancée.
Betty: Rafe sent his best friend to tell you, so you would be okay, so you can move on. You gotta go on living, Ev.
Tony: Tell me if you were dead and you saw best buddy doin’ your girl you wouldn’t come back and beat the living crap out of him? I’d be back so fast.
Gooz: Ladies...cloud the mind.
Evelyn: People in this outfit have way too much time on their hands.
Captain Thurman: We guess. It’s like playing chess in the dark. Any rumor, troop movement, ship movement, spine tinge, goose bump, we pay attention to it.
Admiral Kimmel: I’ve seen these new radar screens, Major. There’s no way of telling whether they’re ours, theirs, or a flock of damn birds.
Rafe: Well, them Luftwaffe boys can fly pretty good. It’s not like, you know, training. You know they’re all about tactics is what it is. See, the Nazis, right, they’re faster than you are, so they’ll disappear and they get up in the soup and they’ll throw like a roll or a hammerhead and they’ll come around on your high side, shoot you from behind like some Americans will.
Rafe: I’ll make a toast. To returning from the dead. Wasn’t all I expected, but, well, that’s life. To my best friend and loyal buddy Danny for keepin’ up the war effort back here at home. You know, where I come from, somebody makes a toat to you and you don’t drink, that’s sayin’ something.
Danny: You know, you’re a rotten drunk, you always have been.
Rafe: Well, you’re a lousy friend. That’s a new development.
Danny: You left her to fight somebody else’s war, and you made damn sure that I didn’t go with you and we thought you were dead.
Rafe: I almost did die you son of a bitch and her face was the last thing that went through my mind, so don’t stand here and tell me and act like it’s alright.
Danny: Yeah, Rafe, well, I stayed. I stayed, you made sure of that. Some things change and I hope you can get used to that.
Chinese pilot: Revered father, I go now to fulfill my mission and my destiny. I hope it is a destiny that will bring honor to our family and if it requires my life, I will sacrifice it gladly to be a good servant of our nation.
Priest: Remember son, hold onto your fait. Remember what Jesus said, “Today you will be with me in paradise, so fear not.” Fear not, my son. You are a man truly blessed. You will die in a state of grace. Remember, pain is temporary, but glory is forever. Hold onto your faith, my son. You’ll be with God, the saints, and the angels very soon. I absolve you of your sins, in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. In nomine patris et fili, fet spritius sancti. Amen. Go with God, my son.
President Roosevelt: Yesterday, December 7, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the empire of Japan. It is obvious that planning the attack began many weeks ago. During the intervening time, the Japanese government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace. The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian Islands has caused severe damage to American military forces. I regret to tell you that over 3,000 American lives have been lost. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people, in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory. Because of this unprovoked, dastardly attack by Japan, I ask that the Congress declare a state of war.
Evelyn: If I had one more night to live, I'd wanna spend it with you.
Rafe: Could you not come see me off because saying goodbye to you once is hard enough.
Evelyn: Are you gonna be a bad influence?
Rafe: Of course I'm a bad influence.
Evelyn: You're acting like I didn't love you.
Rafe: Evelyn, loving you kept me alive.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Victory belongs to those who believe in it the most and believe in it the longest. We're gonna believe. We're gonna make America believe too.
President Franklin D. Roosevelt: I like sub commanders. They have no time for bullshit, and neither do I.
Rafe: Not anxious to die sir, just anxious to matter.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: There's nothing stronger than the heart of a volunteer.
Admiral Yamamoto: I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant.
Rafe: Miss, I really really lick you. Like you. And I would really like to donate dinner. Buy you dinner. Can I just ask you out?
Rafe: You are so beautiful it hurts.
Evelyn: It's your nose that hurts.
Rafe: I think it's my heart.
Rafe: Not anxious to die sir, just anxious to matter.
President Franklin D. Roosevelt: How long is America going to pretend, that the world is not at war? From Berlin, Rome and Tokyo, were have been described as a nation of weaklings and playboys who hire British or Russian, or Chinese soldiers, to do our fighting for us. We've been trained to think we're invincible, and our people think Hitler and his Nazi thugs are Europe's problem. We have to do more. Does anyone think that victory is possible without facing danger? At times like these we all need to be reminded who we truly are. That we will not give up or give in.
Gooz: How are you going to know they're submerged if they're submerged?
Evelyn: You died, and so did I.
Danny: The only thing that scares me is that you might love him more than you love me.
Evelyn: I love you Danny, and I'll be here waiting for you to come back.
Danny: Well guess what? It's not training over there. It's war. Where the losers die, and there aren't any winners, just guys that turn into broken down wrecks like my father.
Danny: Don't preach to me about duty, damn it. I wear the same uniform as you. If trouble wants me I'm ready for it. But why go looking for it?
Barbara: If the call of duty involves seeing 150 men in their underwear every day, we are here to serve.
Rafe: I can hit a running rabbit with a $3.00 pistol.
Rafe: I know why I'm here. To be a pilot. You don't dogfight with manuals, you don't fly with gauges. I mean, it's all about feeling and speed, and lettin' that plane become like a part of your body. And that manual says that a guy who's a slow ready can't be a good pilot. That file says I'm the best pilot in this room. Ma'am, please, don't take my wings.
Rafe: Miss, I really, really lick you. Like you. I didn't mean to say that. I just want to ask you if I can donate you dinner. Um, buy you dinner.
Adm. Isoroku Yamamoto: War is inevitable. To hide this fact is death. The Americans cut off the oil that is our lifeline. We have only enough for eighteen months, we have no choice but war. There is only one way. A massive, sudden strike. We will annihilate their Pacific Fleet in a single attack at Pearl Harbor.
Earl: Hey, you know you're not supposed to be painting titties on the side of my airplanes, and if you do, don't make 'em lop-sided.
Gooz: They we're lop-sided, Earl.
Gooz: Pride of the Pacific.
Danny: Terrors of the skies.
Rafe: Dear Evelyn, it’s different than I thought it would be here. It’s cold, so cold it goes deep into your bones. There is one place I can go to find warmth. That is to think of you. I just wish I could be back there with you. It’s not easy making friends. Two days ago I had a beer with a couple of RAF pilots. Yesterday, both of them got killed.
Evelyn: Dear Rafe, I miss you so much. It’s so strange to be half a world away from you. Every night I look at the sunset and try to draw the last ounce of heat from its long day and send it from my heart to yours.
British pilot: A lot of people frown on the Yanks for not being in this war yet. I’d just like to say, if there are many more back home like you, God help anyone who goes to war with America.
Admiral Kimmel: A smart enemy hits you exactly where you think you’re safe.
Analyst: Distance is our ally.
Betty: I’m no good at church. Whenever I’m up there getting my slate wiped clean, I’m thinking how to dirty it up again.
Martha: This coming from a virgin.
Danny: He taught me how to fly. I always knew that no matter what trouble I got into I’d never be in it alone. He’d be there with me. Up there, he was always pushing me to be better and faster. He was always trying to protect me. But you know what? I look at myself in the mirror in this uniform and I still don’t know who I am. I look like a hero but I don’t feel like it. Rafe, he always looked the part, didn’t he?
Danny: To Rafe McCawley. The best pilot and the best friend I ever knew and ever will know.
Adm. Isoroku Yamamoto: A brilliant man would find a way not to fight this war.
News reporter: Victory does not come without sacrifice.
Danny: I remember this one time when I was like seven years old. I was always building these gadgets and things. He told me he wanted me to build him some wings so he could fly like his daddy does in crop. And I told him you can’t fly without some kind of engine, right. But he wouldn’t listen. He told me, “Danny, never mind all that just build ‘em anyway.” So I did. And I’m up there strapping these big ol’ wings on his back that we made from paper and glue and these massive silk bloomers that we stole. And he looked so stupid. And I told him, “You can’t jump off the barn in these.” And bam! He busted his leg on a back hoe. Yeah, but don’t you think that Rafe was up there the next day, cast and everything, telling me to make some adjustment on those wings.
Betty: When my dad left, my mom said I was too much to handle so she sent me to live with my aunt. I thought my life was over but you don’t know where it’s all gonna lead. If I hadn’t run away and lied about my age and enlisted in the Navy I would have never met Red. And now he’s my fiancée.
Betty: Rafe sent his best friend to tell you, so you would be okay, so you can move on. You gotta go on living, Ev.
Tony: Tell me if you were dead and you saw best buddy doin’ your girl you wouldn’t come back and beat the living crap out of him? I’d be back so fast.
Gooz: Ladies...cloud the mind.
Evelyn: People in this outfit have way too much time on their hands.
Captain Thurman: We guess. It’s like playing chess in the dark. Any rumor, troop movement, ship movement, spine tinge, goose bump, we pay attention to it.
Admiral Kimmel: I’ve seen these new radar screens, Major. There’s no way of telling whether they’re ours, theirs, or a flock of damn birds.
Rafe: Well, them Luftwaffe boys can fly pretty good. It’s not like, you know, training. You know they’re all about tactics is what it is. See, the Nazis, right, they’re faster than you are, so they’ll disappear and they get up in the soup and they’ll throw like a roll or a hammerhead and they’ll come around on your high side, shoot you from behind like some Americans will.
Rafe: I’ll make a toast. To returning from the dead. Wasn’t all I expected, but, well, that’s life. To my best friend and loyal buddy Danny for keepin’ up the war effort back here at home. You know, where I come from, somebody makes a toat to you and you don’t drink, that’s sayin’ something.
Danny: You know, you’re a rotten drunk, you always have been.
Rafe: Well, you’re a lousy friend. That’s a new development.
Danny: You left her to fight somebody else’s war, and you made damn sure that I didn’t go with you and we thought you were dead.
Rafe: I almost did die you son of a bitch and her face was the last thing that went through my mind, so don’t stand here and tell me and act like it’s alright.
Danny: Yeah, Rafe, well, I stayed. I stayed, you made sure of that. Some things change and I hope you can get used to that.
Chinese pilot: Revered father, I go now to fulfill my mission and my destiny. I hope it is a destiny that will bring honor to our family and if it requires my life, I will sacrifice it gladly to be a good servant of our nation.
Priest: Remember son, hold onto your fait. Remember what Jesus said, “Today you will be with me in paradise, so fear not.” Fear not, my son. You are a man truly blessed. You will die in a state of grace. Remember, pain is temporary, but glory is forever. Hold onto your faith, my son. You’ll be with God, the saints, and the angels very soon. I absolve you of your sins, in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. In nomine patris et fili, fet spritius sancti. Amen. Go with God, my son.
President Roosevelt: Yesterday, December 7, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the empire of Japan. It is obvious that planning the attack began many weeks ago. During the intervening time, the Japanese government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace. The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian Islands has caused severe damage to American military forces. I regret to tell you that over 3,000 American lives have been lost. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people, in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory. Because of this unprovoked, dastardly attack by Japan, I ask that the Congress declare a state of war.
Evelyn: If I had one more night to live, I'd wanna spend it with you.
Rafe: Could you not come see me off because saying goodbye to you once is hard enough.
Evelyn: Are you gonna be a bad influence?
Rafe: Of course I'm a bad influence.
Evelyn: You're acting like I didn't love you.
Rafe: Evelyn, loving you kept me alive.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Victory belongs to those who believe in it the most and believe in it the longest. We're gonna believe. We're gonna make America believe too.
President Franklin D. Roosevelt: I like sub commanders. They have no time for bullshit, and neither do I.
Rafe: Not anxious to die sir, just anxious to matter.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: There's nothing stronger than the heart of a volunteer.
Admiral Yamamoto: I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant.
Rafe: Miss, I really really lick you. Like you. And I would really like to donate dinner. Buy you dinner. Can I just ask you out?
Rafe: You are so beautiful it hurts.
Evelyn: It's your nose that hurts.
Rafe: I think it's my heart.
Rafe: Not anxious to die sir, just anxious to matter.
President Franklin D. Roosevelt: How long is America going to pretend, that the world is not at war? From Berlin, Rome and Tokyo, were have been described as a nation of weaklings and playboys who hire British or Russian, or Chinese soldiers, to do our fighting for us. We've been trained to think we're invincible, and our people think Hitler and his Nazi thugs are Europe's problem. We have to do more. Does anyone think that victory is possible without facing danger? At times like these we all need to be reminded who we truly are. That we will not give up or give in.
Gooz: How are you going to know they're submerged if they're submerged?
Evelyn: You died, and so did I.
Danny: The only thing that scares me is that you might love him more than you love me.
Evelyn: I love you Danny, and I'll be here waiting for you to come back.
Danny: Well guess what? It's not training over there. It's war. Where the losers die, and there aren't any winners, just guys that turn into broken down wrecks like my father.
Danny: Don't preach to me about duty, damn it. I wear the same uniform as you. If trouble wants me I'm ready for it. But why go looking for it?
Barbara: If the call of duty involves seeing 150 men in their underwear every day, we are here to serve.
Rafe: I can hit a running rabbit with a $3.00 pistol.
Rafe: I know why I'm here. To be a pilot. You don't dogfight with manuals, you don't fly with gauges. I mean, it's all about feeling and speed, and lettin' that plane become like a part of your body. And that manual says that a guy who's a slow ready can't be a good pilot. That file says I'm the best pilot in this room. Ma'am, please, don't take my wings.
Rafe: Miss, I really, really lick you. Like you. I didn't mean to say that. I just want to ask you if I can donate you dinner. Um, buy you dinner.
The Crow
Suddenly I heard a tapping, a rapping as if someone were at my door.
Albrecht: At least he didn't do that walk against the wind shit, I hate that.
Eric Draven: It can't rain all the time.
Sarah: If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.
Albrecht: You the one who killed Tin-Tin?
Eric Draven: He was already dead. He died one year ago, the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.
Funboy: Jesus Christ!
Eric Draven: Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. [Fun Boy shoots him.] He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks... [Fun Boy shoots him again.]
Funboy: Don't you ever fucking die?
Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night?
Sarah: People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the Land of the Dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can not rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.
Albrecht: At least he didn't do that walk against the wind shit, I hate that.
Eric Draven: It can't rain all the time.
Sarah: If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.
Albrecht: You the one who killed Tin-Tin?
Eric Draven: He was already dead. He died one year ago, the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.
Funboy: Jesus Christ!
Eric Draven: Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. [Fun Boy shoots him.] He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks... [Fun Boy shoots him again.]
Funboy: Don't you ever fucking die?
Eric Draven: Can you put me up for the night?
Sarah: People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the Land of the Dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can not rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.
Moulin Rouge
Without trust there is no love.
The greatest thing in the world is just to love and be loved in return.
The greatest thing in the world is just to love and be loved in return.
Newsies
Never fear. Brooklyn is here! - Spot Collins
I say, that what you say, is what I say. - Spot Collins
I say, that what you say, is what I say. - Spot Collins
Freaky Friday
Tess: Privacy is a privilege.
Chinese Fortune Cookie Horoscope:
A journey soon begins, its prize reflected in another's eyes. When what you see is what you lack, then selfless love will change you back.
Anna (as Tess): I don't believe in any contact with the opposite sex. At all.
Anna (as Tess): I Look like Stevie Nicks!
Tess (as Anna): Who's he?
Tess (as Anna): We're doing a role-switching activity.
Grandpa: If I have to do this with Harry, does that mean I need to wear a thong? Harry: Ooooh! Earthquake! Help me!
Anna (as Tess): You pierced your navel?!
Tess (as Anna): Oh, yeah, forgot to tell you about that...sorry
Tess (as Anna): When did you do this?
Anna (as Tess): At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16.
Anna (as Tess): Well when you get your body back, it's grounded!
Anna (as Tess): It's easy to be you I'll just suck the fun out of everything!
Tess (as Anna): I do not suck the fun out of everything!
Anna (as Tess): Fun-Sucker!
Anna (as Tess): I'm old!
Tess (as Anna): I beg your pardon!
Anna (as Tess): Oh, I'm like the Cryptkeeper!
Anna (as Tess): Like cooking: I mean, have you never heard of takeout? And cleaning: let's don't and say we did. Quality time with your kids: You know what? Quit bugging 'em. Leave 'em alone. They like it!
Tess (as Anna): She is dead, worse than dead. She will spend the next year in a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence!
Peg: Aren't you like the maid of horror or something?
Anna: You couldn't last one day in my high school.
Tess: Actually I could, and I would do it without getting a detention.
Anna: You're ruining my life!
Pei-Pei: Sexy new look for you, Mrs. Coleman! You look hot!
Peg: Mr. Dude, you rock!
Chinese Fortune Cookie Horoscope:
A journey soon begins, its prize reflected in another's eyes. When what you see is what you lack, then selfless love will change you back.
Anna (as Tess): I don't believe in any contact with the opposite sex. At all.
Anna (as Tess): I Look like Stevie Nicks!
Tess (as Anna): Who's he?
Tess (as Anna): We're doing a role-switching activity.
Grandpa: If I have to do this with Harry, does that mean I need to wear a thong? Harry: Ooooh! Earthquake! Help me!
Anna (as Tess): You pierced your navel?!
Tess (as Anna): Oh, yeah, forgot to tell you about that...sorry
Tess (as Anna): When did you do this?
Anna (as Tess): At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16.
Anna (as Tess): Well when you get your body back, it's grounded!
Anna (as Tess): It's easy to be you I'll just suck the fun out of everything!
Tess (as Anna): I do not suck the fun out of everything!
Anna (as Tess): Fun-Sucker!
Anna (as Tess): I'm old!
Tess (as Anna): I beg your pardon!
Anna (as Tess): Oh, I'm like the Cryptkeeper!
Anna (as Tess): Like cooking: I mean, have you never heard of takeout? And cleaning: let's don't and say we did. Quality time with your kids: You know what? Quit bugging 'em. Leave 'em alone. They like it!
Tess (as Anna): She is dead, worse than dead. She will spend the next year in a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence!
Peg: Aren't you like the maid of horror or something?
Anna: You couldn't last one day in my high school.
Tess: Actually I could, and I would do it without getting a detention.
Anna: You're ruining my life!
Pei-Pei: Sexy new look for you, Mrs. Coleman! You look hot!
Peg: Mr. Dude, you rock!
Law & Order
Women are always better off with their own mechanical devices.
Drama is a major food group for teenage girls.
Drama is a major food group for teenage girls.
October Road
It is the fool who fails to return to the place of his last happiness!
Never settle for anything less than the unexpected adventure.
You make a terrible mistake. You only get one shot to get it back.
Bennett Goldman(Editor): Dufresne College called. They wanna know if you'd be interested in teaching a one-day intensive on the art of the novel.
Nick Garrett: Not so much. Dufresne College - -that's in my hometown. I haven't been back there in 10 years. There's some people there that might not be so happy to see me.
Bennett Goldman(Editor): Maybe that's why you're blocked. Go back there. Make peace with it all. You've got to get past your fears, kiddo. G. Gordon Liddy was afraid of rats, so he cooked one up and ate it. Fear gone.
Nick Garrett: If you're suggesting that I cook and eat my old friends, I can assure you, in their opinion, I already have.
Hannah Daniels: Right. I think it was two weeks before my 18th birthday that you left. Yes, I'm quite sure because I remember getting those roses, thinking they were for my birthday, but they weren't. They were a goodbye present as in, goodbye I'm no longer in your present.
Nick Garrett: Look, I really am sorry, Eddie. I never thought anyone would get torn up in the process, especially you. I left here that summer with every intention of coming back to the Ridge. Then on the last night of the trip... I'm literally packing my bags and... I remembered something mom told me before she died. She said "You gotta promise me, Nicky... never to settle for anything less than unexpected adventure." And I couldn't kick the feeling that if I came back here, I'd be have giving up on that. It's like once I stayed away... staying away became a way. Any of this make sense?
Eddie Latekka: Hey Ikey! What do you even know about Janet? She may be the coolest person in this bar, but you'll never find out 'cuz you're too busy judging her on the outside, instead of finding out what's on the inside.
Ikey: All right, maybe I should find out what's on the inside. My guess is cake. Lots of cake.
Dean Leslie Etwood: Is this a joke? Because if this is a joke I'm still stuck in the setup. Which as you may recall involved you panicking and sputtering your way out of a one day seminar, with a case of the dry-heaves, leaving an entire lecture hall in the lurch. And now you want me to give you your own class?
Nick Garrett: Just, a little class. A nice, little graduate writing class.
Dean Leslie Etwood: What makes you think you can actually teach? And please don't tell me it's because you wrote a popular novel.
Nick Garrett: No, no. But... the journey, getting there, the journey which those students wish to embark upon, I can share my experience.
Dean Leslie Etwood: Then let's talk about that journey.
Nick Garrett: Let's talk about it.
Dean Leslie Etwood: The um, epic struggle of a coward who left his home, wrote a book about the friends and family that he abandoned, for reasons unknown, and now is afraid to face his own life.
Nick Garrett: Wow. I think you're leaving out the part where I burned down the orphanage and drunk-dialed the pope.
Dean Leslie Etwood: A teacher by nature is a leader. And a leader is someone who embraces their life. Not one who runs away from it. In other words, Mr. Garrett, my students have nothing to learn from you.
Nick Garrett: Just that she's like Stalin, only without the dreamy compassion.
Aubrey: And thus, the arsonist returns to the scene of his last great blaze.
Nick Garrett: Going down in flames does seem to be the motif.
Aubrey: What's the difference between self-pity and self-loathing?
Nick Garrett: Well I'd answer you but I'm too busy feeling sorry for my vile existence.
Eddie Latekka: Nah, it's nothing like that. I just wanna apologize for roughing up your friend. A few too many tequilas, misguided anger.
Dean Leslie Etwood: I am thinking of the students. That's why I'm not hiring Mr. Garrett. Because he's the very worst thing a teacher could be. A dilettante. Someone who does a job to suit his momentary needs. He reminds me of another man who came down to teach at a school in a parish of New Orleans. Only this man, he told the students that they could learn to sing. And so he sang to them, and the song was, uh, "Where Is Love" from the show "Oliver". But then this man, he left soon after, went back to his real life, leaving the students devastated. I remember that, because I was one of those children. And I remember the crushing sense of loss when that man left. So do not talk to me about the students Mrs. Weiner. Because everything I do, every fiber of my being is for these students.
Janet The Planet Meadows: I've always said Eddie, as shady as it may be, you got to admire a guy who conjures up a talking raccoon to impress the ladies.
Eddie Latekka: Yeah, I think maybe what I've got to work on is the type of ladies I'm trying to impress.
Eddie Latekka: Maybe sometime you want to come out, meet Ernesto, the singing koala bear who lives in my attic?
The Commander: Just because you are an idiot, it doesn't mean you have to act like one.
Ronny: Not true! I think we can do much better. Forget about Hannah and aging documents. Nothing beats a live testimonial. It's like I always said - "If you can't deliver the bacon, bring them the pig!"
Nick Garrett: Look, I'm trying to confront this stuff that I ran from years ago. And I'm willing to face anything, anything that comes my way. I will not leave you, Dean Etwood. Or your students either. This time I'm not leaving anything until it's ready to be left.
Dean Leslie Etwood: What makes you think you can actually teach? And please, don't tell me it's because you wrote a popular novel.
Nick Garrett: No! No. But... the journey. Getting there. The journey that those students wish to embark upon. I can share my experience.
Dean Leslie Etwood: Then let's talk about that journey.
Nick Garrett: Let's talk about it.
Dean Leslie Etwood: The, ahm, epic struggle of a coward who left his home, wrote a book about the friends and family that he abandoned for reasons unknown and now is afraid to face his own life. A teacher by nature is a leader and a leader is someone who embraces their life. Not one who runs away from it. In all the world Mr. Garrett, my students have nothing to learn from you.
Never settle for anything less than the unexpected adventure.
You make a terrible mistake. You only get one shot to get it back.
Bennett Goldman(Editor): Dufresne College called. They wanna know if you'd be interested in teaching a one-day intensive on the art of the novel.
Nick Garrett: Not so much. Dufresne College - -that's in my hometown. I haven't been back there in 10 years. There's some people there that might not be so happy to see me.
Bennett Goldman(Editor): Maybe that's why you're blocked. Go back there. Make peace with it all. You've got to get past your fears, kiddo. G. Gordon Liddy was afraid of rats, so he cooked one up and ate it. Fear gone.
Nick Garrett: If you're suggesting that I cook and eat my old friends, I can assure you, in their opinion, I already have.
Hannah Daniels: Right. I think it was two weeks before my 18th birthday that you left. Yes, I'm quite sure because I remember getting those roses, thinking they were for my birthday, but they weren't. They were a goodbye present as in, goodbye I'm no longer in your present.
Nick Garrett: Look, I really am sorry, Eddie. I never thought anyone would get torn up in the process, especially you. I left here that summer with every intention of coming back to the Ridge. Then on the last night of the trip... I'm literally packing my bags and... I remembered something mom told me before she died. She said "You gotta promise me, Nicky... never to settle for anything less than unexpected adventure." And I couldn't kick the feeling that if I came back here, I'd be have giving up on that. It's like once I stayed away... staying away became a way. Any of this make sense?
Eddie Latekka: Hey Ikey! What do you even know about Janet? She may be the coolest person in this bar, but you'll never find out 'cuz you're too busy judging her on the outside, instead of finding out what's on the inside.
Ikey: All right, maybe I should find out what's on the inside. My guess is cake. Lots of cake.
Dean Leslie Etwood: Is this a joke? Because if this is a joke I'm still stuck in the setup. Which as you may recall involved you panicking and sputtering your way out of a one day seminar, with a case of the dry-heaves, leaving an entire lecture hall in the lurch. And now you want me to give you your own class?
Nick Garrett: Just, a little class. A nice, little graduate writing class.
Dean Leslie Etwood: What makes you think you can actually teach? And please don't tell me it's because you wrote a popular novel.
Nick Garrett: No, no. But... the journey, getting there, the journey which those students wish to embark upon, I can share my experience.
Dean Leslie Etwood: Then let's talk about that journey.
Nick Garrett: Let's talk about it.
Dean Leslie Etwood: The um, epic struggle of a coward who left his home, wrote a book about the friends and family that he abandoned, for reasons unknown, and now is afraid to face his own life.
Nick Garrett: Wow. I think you're leaving out the part where I burned down the orphanage and drunk-dialed the pope.
Dean Leslie Etwood: A teacher by nature is a leader. And a leader is someone who embraces their life. Not one who runs away from it. In other words, Mr. Garrett, my students have nothing to learn from you.
Nick Garrett: Just that she's like Stalin, only without the dreamy compassion.
Aubrey: And thus, the arsonist returns to the scene of his last great blaze.
Nick Garrett: Going down in flames does seem to be the motif.
Aubrey: What's the difference between self-pity and self-loathing?
Nick Garrett: Well I'd answer you but I'm too busy feeling sorry for my vile existence.
Eddie Latekka: Nah, it's nothing like that. I just wanna apologize for roughing up your friend. A few too many tequilas, misguided anger.
Dean Leslie Etwood: I am thinking of the students. That's why I'm not hiring Mr. Garrett. Because he's the very worst thing a teacher could be. A dilettante. Someone who does a job to suit his momentary needs. He reminds me of another man who came down to teach at a school in a parish of New Orleans. Only this man, he told the students that they could learn to sing. And so he sang to them, and the song was, uh, "Where Is Love" from the show "Oliver". But then this man, he left soon after, went back to his real life, leaving the students devastated. I remember that, because I was one of those children. And I remember the crushing sense of loss when that man left. So do not talk to me about the students Mrs. Weiner. Because everything I do, every fiber of my being is for these students.
Janet The Planet Meadows: I've always said Eddie, as shady as it may be, you got to admire a guy who conjures up a talking raccoon to impress the ladies.
Eddie Latekka: Yeah, I think maybe what I've got to work on is the type of ladies I'm trying to impress.
Eddie Latekka: Maybe sometime you want to come out, meet Ernesto, the singing koala bear who lives in my attic?
The Commander: Just because you are an idiot, it doesn't mean you have to act like one.
Ronny: Not true! I think we can do much better. Forget about Hannah and aging documents. Nothing beats a live testimonial. It's like I always said - "If you can't deliver the bacon, bring them the pig!"
Nick Garrett: Look, I'm trying to confront this stuff that I ran from years ago. And I'm willing to face anything, anything that comes my way. I will not leave you, Dean Etwood. Or your students either. This time I'm not leaving anything until it's ready to be left.
Dean Leslie Etwood: What makes you think you can actually teach? And please, don't tell me it's because you wrote a popular novel.
Nick Garrett: No! No. But... the journey. Getting there. The journey that those students wish to embark upon. I can share my experience.
Dean Leslie Etwood: Then let's talk about that journey.
Nick Garrett: Let's talk about it.
Dean Leslie Etwood: The, ahm, epic struggle of a coward who left his home, wrote a book about the friends and family that he abandoned for reasons unknown and now is afraid to face his own life. A teacher by nature is a leader and a leader is someone who embraces their life. Not one who runs away from it. In all the world Mr. Garrett, my students have nothing to learn from you.
Talladega Nights
If you ain't first, you're last.
Shake and bake!
Ricky Bobby: Well, Let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
Ricky Bobby: Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.
Ricky Bobby: I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.
Jean Girard: Hakuna matata, bitches!
Susan: It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit. Thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer, and that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab ahold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?
Ricky Bobby: Susan, I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
Ricky Bobby: Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you.
Ricky Bobby: I'm going fast again!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: How fast is he going?
Lucius Washington: 26 miles per hour.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
Jean Girard: Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?
Ricky Bobby: You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?
Texas Ranger: Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Texas Ranger: I'm all jacked up on mountain dew!
Texas Ranger: One of you turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth!
Ricky Bobby: [while signing autographs] I'd love to sign your baby!
Texas Ranger: Why, if it isn't our mangy, transient grandfather.
Reese Bobby: Hey shut up you little pot-licker I'll stick you in a microwave!
Ricky Bobby: This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.
Ricky Bobby: Did that blow your mind, because that just happened!
Shake and bake!
Ricky Bobby: Well, Let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken.
Ricky Bobby: Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.
Ricky Bobby: I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.
Jean Girard: Hakuna matata, bitches!
Susan: It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit. Thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer, and that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab ahold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?
Ricky Bobby: Susan, I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.
Ricky Bobby: Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you.
Ricky Bobby: I'm going fast again!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: How fast is he going?
Lucius Washington: 26 miles per hour.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
Jean Girard: Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?
Ricky Bobby: You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?
Texas Ranger: Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Texas Ranger: I'm all jacked up on mountain dew!
Texas Ranger: One of you turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth!
Ricky Bobby: [while signing autographs] I'd love to sign your baby!
Texas Ranger: Why, if it isn't our mangy, transient grandfather.
Reese Bobby: Hey shut up you little pot-licker I'll stick you in a microwave!
Ricky Bobby: This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.
Ricky Bobby: Did that blow your mind, because that just happened!
South Park
Boobs come and go. Soon you'll find new boobs. And you'll want to marry those boobs. - Stan's Dad
No Kitty! This is my pot pie! Mom, Kitty's being a dildo! - Eric Cartman
Football Commentator: Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938.
Football Commentator: Oh, I've haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant.
Cartman: How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?
Trey Parker: You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
Kyle: Cartman, you have such a fat ass, that when you walk down the street people go, "God, dammit thats a big fat ass!"
Cartman: They do not!!
Random guy: God Dammit, thats a big fat ass!
Mr Garrison: Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people.
Mr Garrison: A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.
Mr Garrison: Tolerant, but not stupid! Look, just because you have to tolerate something doesn't mean you have to approve of it! Tolerate means you're just putting up with it! You tolerate a crying child sitting next to you on the airplane or, or you tolerate a bad cold. It can still piss you off!
Eric Cartman: Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
Eric Cartman: I've been keeping this place free of hippies since I was five and a half.
Eric Cartman: Respect my authority!
Eric Cartman: Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!
Eric Cartman: This picture, I'd like to call "The Pierre." I invited Butters to stay the night and while he was sleeping I made a mustache on his face with cat poo!
Eric Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
Eric Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protecting the earth' and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets… I hate 'em!
No Kitty! This is my pot pie! Mom, Kitty's being a dildo! - Eric Cartman
Football Commentator: Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938.
Football Commentator: Oh, I've haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant.
Cartman: How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?
Trey Parker: You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
Kyle: Cartman, you have such a fat ass, that when you walk down the street people go, "God, dammit thats a big fat ass!"
Cartman: They do not!!
Random guy: God Dammit, thats a big fat ass!
Mr Garrison: Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people.
Mr Garrison: A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.
Mr Garrison: Tolerant, but not stupid! Look, just because you have to tolerate something doesn't mean you have to approve of it! Tolerate means you're just putting up with it! You tolerate a crying child sitting next to you on the airplane or, or you tolerate a bad cold. It can still piss you off!
Eric Cartman: Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
Eric Cartman: I've been keeping this place free of hippies since I was five and a half.
Eric Cartman: Respect my authority!
Eric Cartman: Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!
Eric Cartman: This picture, I'd like to call "The Pierre." I invited Butters to stay the night and while he was sleeping I made a mustache on his face with cat poo!
Eric Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
Eric Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protecting the earth' and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets… I hate 'em!
Horton Hears a Who
A person's a person, no matter how small
In my speck, everyone is a pony, and they eat rainbows and poop butterflies.
In my speck, everyone is a pony, and they eat rainbows and poop butterflies.
Quotes from My Friends
You can't love anybody until you first love yourself... but you can work on loving yourself with the help from the firsts you love. - Allisea Horvath
You live how you live. You smile for yourself. - Matt McGuire
Today I forgot your name...
Tomorrow I'll forget the pain...
Nothing else left to gain
as you're everything I have to blame.
Fuck you... You're all the same.
- BKizzle
Caps lock is cruise control for your mom. - Aimee Sanjari
You live how you live. You smile for yourself. - Matt McGuire
Today I forgot your name...
Tomorrow I'll forget the pain...
Nothing else left to gain
as you're everything I have to blame.
Fuck you... You're all the same.
- BKizzle
Caps lock is cruise control for your mom. - Aimee Sanjari
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Lyrics
You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometime, you might find, you get what you need. - Sublime
When I think about cheating, I just think about you leaving. - Gretchen Wilson
I kept my mouth shut from the start.
It left you in the dark.
I kept my mouth shut for too long.
Now I know it was wrong.
- "Mouth Shut" - The Veronicas
Because a girl like you is impossible to find.
You're impossible to find.
- "Fall for you" - Secondhand Serenade
I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip on every thing you say
I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way
- "MakeDamnSure" - Taking Back Sunday
And where I was before the day that I first saw your face?
Now I see it everyday and I know that I am the luckiest.
- Ben Folds
I feel so untouched
I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
I've gone crazy from the moment I met you
- "Untouched" - The Veronicas
Thank you... You made my mind up for me
when you started to ignore me
Do you see a single tear?
It isn't going to happen here.
At least not today, not today, not today
- "So Yesterday" - Hilary Duff
I trust you with respect
And you tear me down
- Atreyu
Down on her knees, she wept on the floor
This hopeless life she wanted no more.
- "Love Her" - Seether
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day and to make it okay
I miss you
- "When You're Gone" - Avril Lavigne
But hold you breath because tonight will be the night I will fall for you [ over again ]
Don’t make me change my mind because I won’t live to see another day…
I swear it’s true…
- “Fall for you” - Secondhand Serenade
Don't ask her on a straight tequila night,
She'll start thinking about him
and she's ready to fight..
Blames her broken heart on every man in sight,
on a straight tequila night.
- John Anderson
"And now you're my whole life,
Now you're my whole world,
I just can't believe how much I feel about you girl,
Like the river meets the sea,
stronger than it's ever been,
we've came so far since that day,
and I thought I'd loved you then..
- Brad Paisley.
When I think about cheating, I just think about you leaving. - Gretchen Wilson
I kept my mouth shut from the start.
It left you in the dark.
I kept my mouth shut for too long.
Now I know it was wrong.
- "Mouth Shut" - The Veronicas
Because a girl like you is impossible to find.
You're impossible to find.
- "Fall for you" - Secondhand Serenade
I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip on every thing you say
I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way
- "MakeDamnSure" - Taking Back Sunday
And where I was before the day that I first saw your face?
Now I see it everyday and I know that I am the luckiest.
- Ben Folds
I feel so untouched
I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
I've gone crazy from the moment I met you
- "Untouched" - The Veronicas
Thank you... You made my mind up for me
when you started to ignore me
Do you see a single tear?
It isn't going to happen here.
At least not today, not today, not today
- "So Yesterday" - Hilary Duff
I trust you with respect
And you tear me down
- Atreyu
Down on her knees, she wept on the floor
This hopeless life she wanted no more.
- "Love Her" - Seether
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day and to make it okay
I miss you
- "When You're Gone" - Avril Lavigne
But hold you breath because tonight will be the night I will fall for you [ over again ]
Don’t make me change my mind because I won’t live to see another day…
I swear it’s true…
- “Fall for you” - Secondhand Serenade
Don't ask her on a straight tequila night,
She'll start thinking about him
and she's ready to fight..
Blames her broken heart on every man in sight,
on a straight tequila night.
- John Anderson
"And now you're my whole life,
Now you're my whole world,
I just can't believe how much I feel about you girl,
Like the river meets the sea,
stronger than it's ever been,
we've came so far since that day,
and I thought I'd loved you then..
- Brad Paisley.
Insults
Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has nuts in her mouth.
Your mom is my dad. I call her papa.
Your mom is so fat, when she sat on my face, I couldn't hear the stereo.
Your mom is my dad. I call her papa.
Your mom is so fat, when she sat on my face, I couldn't hear the stereo.
Climbing the God Tree
"Sometimes her life feels like jello, no edges to it, and she's quivering in the middle."
Sex & The City
Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed.. Maybe they're supposed to run wild until they find someone; just as wild... to run with them*
I don't believe in the democratic party or the republican party. I just believe in parties. - Samantha Jones
Maybe our girlfriends are our soul mates and guys are just people to have fun with.
Charlotte: My vagina's depressed.
Miranda: Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.
Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof - you're a lesbian?
Samantha: You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there: every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.
Carrie: I stopped watching TV when people started putting leeches down their pants.
Miranda: I'm telling you, married people are the enemy.
Woman on street: They say the average 33-year-old woman has sex 3.5 times a week? -- I'd like to know who that woman is.
Miranda: Get your coat on, Anne Frank, we're goin' out.
Samantha: Relationships have been on the decline ever since women came out of the cave, looked around and said, "this isn't so bad."
Carrie: Modelizers are obsessed not with women but with models, who in most cities are safely confined to billboards and magazines, but in Manhattan actually run wild on the streets, turning the city into a virtual model country safari where men can pet the creatures in their natural habitat.
Samantha: (critiquing "neck massagers" at the Sharper Image) That one actually works against you. If we wanted to work that hard, we'd get us a man, am I right?
Harry: Charlotte, I have to marry a Jew.
Charlotte: She can marry a gay guy and you can't marry an Episcopalian?
Samantha: From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is.
Carrie: You just caught us a little off guard with the lesbian thing.
Samantha: That's just a label, like Gucci or Versace.
Carrie: Or Birkenstock.
Charlotte: I can't believe you took ecstasy from a stranger!
Samantha: It's not a stranger, it was a friend of my friend Bobby's friend Bobby.
Miranda: Oh, well then we know it's safe. Will we be going to a rave later?
Charlotte: Did I ever tell you I was a cheerleader?
Miranda: No, because you knew I would mock you endlessly.
Big: So I guess this is what we'd be like in our 70's. No sex and board games.
Carrie: Aww, you're already thinking about your next birthday?
Samantha: Until he says "I love you", you're a free agent.
Carrie: What is this? The Rules According to Samantha?
Samantha: See? I'm more old-fashioned than you think.
Samantha: Normal is the halfway point between what you want and what you can get.
Samantha: Here's what I think. Round up all the divorced men and keep them in a pound. That way, you get their whole history before you take one home.
Miranda: I love how they say "until recently, the bride 'worked'."
Carrie: Yeah, meaning she quit her job as soon as she found her soul-mate-slash-investment-banker.
Charlotte: Listen to this: sometime in the ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all-month long PMS, fluid retention, insomnia, depression, hot flashes or irregular periods.
Carrie: On the plus side, people start to give up their seats for you on the bus.
Miranda: Men—wait, let me rephrase that—some men...
Carrie: Good move, counselor. That will look much better on the court transcripts of this dinner.
Carrie: I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone.
Carrie: Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course, we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you're very lucky, a plane ride away.
Carrie: Married people don't hate singles, they just want us 'figured out'.
Miranda: Who is this Amalita Amalfi character anyway? I'm concerned that you've been drafted into a ring of high-class hookers.
Carrie: She isn't a hooker. She's... she's like an international party girl.
Miranda: She's a hooker with a passport.
Carrie: After a break-up, certain street, locations, even times of day are off-limits. The city becomes a deserted battlefield, loaded with emotional landmines. You have to be very careful where you step or you could be blown to pieces.
Miranda: Y'see, this is why I don't date -- the men out there are freaks.
Carrie: Well that's completely unfair.
Miranda: I'm sorry, if a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him, it's Darwinian -- they're being weeded out from propagating the species.
Carrie: Okay, what about us?
Miranda: We're just choosy. I'm getting more shrimp.
Stanford: It's so not fair. All the good ones are straight... even the gay ones.
Samantha: You've got to get online, honey. If only for the porn.
Carrie: Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be.
Carrie: First they want you to come there two times a week, then three times a week, and eventually you're starting every sentence with 'my therapist says... '
Miranda: My therapist says that's a very common fear.
Carrie: My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course, he died penniless and single.
I don't believe in the democratic party or the republican party. I just believe in parties. - Samantha Jones
Maybe our girlfriends are our soul mates and guys are just people to have fun with.
Charlotte: My vagina's depressed.
Miranda: Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.
Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof - you're a lesbian?
Samantha: You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there: every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.
Carrie: I stopped watching TV when people started putting leeches down their pants.
Miranda: I'm telling you, married people are the enemy.
Woman on street: They say the average 33-year-old woman has sex 3.5 times a week? -- I'd like to know who that woman is.
Miranda: Get your coat on, Anne Frank, we're goin' out.
Samantha: Relationships have been on the decline ever since women came out of the cave, looked around and said, "this isn't so bad."
Carrie: Modelizers are obsessed not with women but with models, who in most cities are safely confined to billboards and magazines, but in Manhattan actually run wild on the streets, turning the city into a virtual model country safari where men can pet the creatures in their natural habitat.
Samantha: (critiquing "neck massagers" at the Sharper Image) That one actually works against you. If we wanted to work that hard, we'd get us a man, am I right?
Harry: Charlotte, I have to marry a Jew.
Charlotte: She can marry a gay guy and you can't marry an Episcopalian?
Samantha: From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is.
Carrie: You just caught us a little off guard with the lesbian thing.
Samantha: That's just a label, like Gucci or Versace.
Carrie: Or Birkenstock.
Charlotte: I can't believe you took ecstasy from a stranger!
Samantha: It's not a stranger, it was a friend of my friend Bobby's friend Bobby.
Miranda: Oh, well then we know it's safe. Will we be going to a rave later?
Charlotte: Did I ever tell you I was a cheerleader?
Miranda: No, because you knew I would mock you endlessly.
Big: So I guess this is what we'd be like in our 70's. No sex and board games.
Carrie: Aww, you're already thinking about your next birthday?
Samantha: Until he says "I love you", you're a free agent.
Carrie: What is this? The Rules According to Samantha?
Samantha: See? I'm more old-fashioned than you think.
Samantha: Normal is the halfway point between what you want and what you can get.
Samantha: Here's what I think. Round up all the divorced men and keep them in a pound. That way, you get their whole history before you take one home.
Miranda: I love how they say "until recently, the bride 'worked'."
Carrie: Yeah, meaning she quit her job as soon as she found her soul-mate-slash-investment-banker.
Charlotte: Listen to this: sometime in the ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all-month long PMS, fluid retention, insomnia, depression, hot flashes or irregular periods.
Carrie: On the plus side, people start to give up their seats for you on the bus.
Miranda: Men—wait, let me rephrase that—some men...
Carrie: Good move, counselor. That will look much better on the court transcripts of this dinner.
Carrie: I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone.
Carrie: Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course, we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you're very lucky, a plane ride away.
Carrie: Married people don't hate singles, they just want us 'figured out'.
Miranda: Who is this Amalita Amalfi character anyway? I'm concerned that you've been drafted into a ring of high-class hookers.
Carrie: She isn't a hooker. She's... she's like an international party girl.
Miranda: She's a hooker with a passport.
Carrie: After a break-up, certain street, locations, even times of day are off-limits. The city becomes a deserted battlefield, loaded with emotional landmines. You have to be very careful where you step or you could be blown to pieces.
Miranda: Y'see, this is why I don't date -- the men out there are freaks.
Carrie: Well that's completely unfair.
Miranda: I'm sorry, if a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him, it's Darwinian -- they're being weeded out from propagating the species.
Carrie: Okay, what about us?
Miranda: We're just choosy. I'm getting more shrimp.
Stanford: It's so not fair. All the good ones are straight... even the gay ones.
Samantha: You've got to get online, honey. If only for the porn.
Carrie: Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be.
Carrie:
Miranda: My therapist says that's a very common fear.
Carrie: My Zen teacher also said: the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not worry about the future. Of course, he died penniless and single.
Wicker Park
Jeweler: In the end, it's not your eye that must decide.
Matthew: When you see someone for the first time from afar, you develop a fantasy. But when you see them up close, nine out of ten times you wish you hadn't.
Luke: That guy, he's um, more drama than a Mexican soap opera.
Matthew: Things don't have to be extraordinary to be beautiful, even the ordinary can be beautiful.
Lisa: Take my picture. I'm feeling beautiful tonight.
Alex: Love makes you do crazy things, insane things. Things in a million years you'd never see yourself do. But there you are doing them... can't help it.
Matthew: When you see someone for the first time from afar, you develop a fantasy. But when you see them up close, nine out of ten times you wish you hadn't.
Luke: That guy, he's um, more drama than a Mexican soap opera.
Matthew: Things don't have to be extraordinary to be beautiful, even the ordinary can be beautiful.
Lisa: Take my picture. I'm feeling beautiful tonight.
Alex: Love makes you do crazy things, insane things. Things in a million years you'd never see yourself do. But there you are doing them... can't help it.
Now & Then
Things happen in life that you can't change back but it doesn't mean you shut out from the world.
As we grow older, it become difficult to just believe. It's not that we don't want to, but too much has happened that we just can't.
Teeny: Chrissy, truth or dare?
Chrissy: Truth.
Teeny: Have you ever been French kissed?
Chrissy: Are you kidding? I don't want to get pregnant!
Roberta: You can't get pregnant from French-kissing!
Chrissy: I know that, beetle-brain, but it's common knowledge that if you tongue-kiss a boy, he automatically thinks you'll do the deed with him. They can't help it. They're driven. It's the male curse.
As we grow older, it become difficult to just believe. It's not that we don't want to, but too much has happened that we just can't.
Teeny: Chrissy, truth or dare?
Chrissy: Truth.
Teeny: Have you ever been French kissed?
Chrissy: Are you kidding? I don't want to get pregnant!
Roberta: You can't get pregnant from French-kissing!
Chrissy: I know that, beetle-brain, but it's common knowledge that if you tongue-kiss a boy, he automatically thinks you'll do the deed with him. They can't help it. They're driven. It's the male curse.
Dodge Ball
Cram it up your cram hole!
You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop.
Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop.
Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Forrest Gump
I don't know if we each have a destiny or if we are all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze.
My mama always said you gotta put the past behind you before you can move on.
Mama always said there's an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes, where they're going, where they've been.
Lt. Dan: Gump, Have you found Jesus?
Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was suppose to be looking for him, sir.
Forrest Gump: Stupid is as stupid does, ma'am.
Forrest Gump: Momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
My mama always said you gotta put the past behind you before you can move on.
Mama always said there's an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes, where they're going, where they've been.
Lt. Dan: Gump, Have you found Jesus?
Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was suppose to be looking for him, sir.
Forrest Gump: Stupid is as stupid does, ma'am.
Forrest Gump: Momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Empire Records
I do not regret the things I've done... only the things I didn't do.
A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.
A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.
Love Quotes
Love isn't about the words we say, the actions we take, the things we do, the hearts we break. It's about the people who can look at each other and just know.
Love is giving someone the chance to destroy you and trusting them not to.
Love is the creator of our greatest memories and the foundation for our fondest dreams.
There is no way I could look into your eyes and tell you I don't love you.
Love is the extremely difficult realization that something other than oneself is real. - Iris Murdoch
Love is not what we become, but what we already are. - Stephen Levine
You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion. - Javian
If our love is only a will to possess, then it is not love. - Thich Nhah Hanh
Love means each person is free to follow his or her own heart. - Melody Beattie
You must love yourself before you love another. By accepting yourself and fully being what you are, your simple presence can make others happy. - Jane Roberts
Whatever you are doing, love yourself for doing it. Whatever you are feeling, love yourself for feeling it. - Thaddeus Golas
Love your life from your heart. Share from your heart. And you story will touch and heal people's souls. - Melodie Beattie
Love doesn't not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand. - Mother Theresa
Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. It is an ever fixed mark that looks on tempests and is never shaken. Love alters not with time's brief hours and weeks, but bears it out even to the edge of doom. - Shakespeare
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is growing up. - James Baldwin
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreaming. - Dr. Seuss
Love is giving someone the chance to destroy you and trusting them not to.
Love is the creator of our greatest memories and the foundation for our fondest dreams.
There is no way I could look into your eyes and tell you I don't love you.
Love is the extremely difficult realization that something other than oneself is real. - Iris Murdoch
Love is not what we become, but what we already are. - Stephen Levine
You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion. - Javian
If our love is only a will to possess, then it is not love. - Thich Nhah Hanh
Love means each person is free to follow his or her own heart. - Melody Beattie
You must love yourself before you love another. By accepting yourself and fully being what you are, your simple presence can make others happy. - Jane Roberts
Whatever you are doing, love yourself for doing it. Whatever you are feeling, love yourself for feeling it. - Thaddeus Golas
Love your life from your heart. Share from your heart. And you story will touch and heal people's souls. - Melodie Beattie
Love doesn't not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand. - Mother Theresa
Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. It is an ever fixed mark that looks on tempests and is never shaken. Love alters not with time's brief hours and weeks, but bears it out even to the edge of doom. - Shakespeare
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is growing up. - James Baldwin
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreaming. - Dr. Seuss
Pick up lines
Was that an earthquake?? Or did I just rock your world.
I'd be all over you like a Mexican kid on a dollar.
You must have been a bricklayer because you have got a nice foundation.
I wish I had a swing like that in my backyard.
I have french homework. Will you be my tutor?
I'd be all over you like a Mexican kid on a dollar.
You must have been a bricklayer because you have got a nice foundation.
I wish I had a swing like that in my backyard.
I have french homework. Will you be my tutor?
Random Quotes
You see I'm nobody's fool.
I play by my own rules.
So please think twice,
Before you step into my life.
And it's all over before you know it. It all goes by so fast; the bad nights take forever... and the good nights never seem to last*
Tomorrow was never promised, nothing lasts forever...
So live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the drama, take chances, and never have any regrets, because at one point, what you did was what you always meant to do.
I forgive but I hardly forget
I hold grudges && it's not even on purpose
I'm far from perfect && I'm not one bit sorry about it
I'll never be dependent on you, so please don't expect it
My best friends will always come first; because I'd rather be stabbed in the back than in the heart
&& I don't always know the right things to say; but let's fact it, you don't either
So smash the rear view mirror, because I'm done looking back*
So lately I've been remembering all the good times we had together. You don't know how much that scares me, because I know if I forget all the bad times, the times you broke my heart, all the nights you made me cry, if I forget those times... I'll fall in love with you all over again, and I don't know my heart can't take that.
Don't ever leave the one you L0VE for the one you LiKE because the one you LiKE will leave you for the one they L0VE. True love doesn't have a happy ending because TRUE L0VE NEVER ENDS.
I always tell the girls never take it seriously... If you never take it seriously, you'll never get hurt... You never get hurt, you always have fun... and if you ever get lonely... just go to the record store and visit your friends.
Take a chance because you never know how absolutely perfect something could turn out to be.
We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us, but every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
There are secrets you cannot keep.
Find what is unique about you. If someone doesn't like it, [D0N'T CHANGE]. Someone will like it eventually.
Shoot for the stars. You can never aim too high.
Death is the master teacher of art of living.
You have to STAND for something or you will FALL for everything.
You think you know me but you really don't see me. I know who I am.
I wish people would get over their grudges, over themselves, and get on with their lives.
Being happy isn't about having everything in your life be perfect. It's about all the little things.
You have to believe in yourself when no one else does.
I don't base my opinions on what I think other people what me to say.
The only thing that matters is change and being open to that.
My confidence grows because I know a little more today that I did yesterday.
Life has a way of making things happen. It also has a way to come back and bite you in the ass. You just gotta deal with it.
Sometimes you have to date other people to realize how much you love each other.
I don't care what you have to say. So just say it and get on with your life because it doesn't bother me as much as you want it to.
She keeps secrets - tries to hide her past because everything lately has gone way too fast.
I knew it would happen.. && I let it happen*
[life's a roll of ribbon]
it unravels faster than you think
don't waste it
tie it onto something worth holding onto
The day you wake up and realize she meant the world to you is the day she wakes up.. next to someone who [already knew].
So let's kiss in the rain && fall in love. Break our hearts with a tragic goodbye;; we can do it all over again.
How do you know how much is too much? Too much too soon. Too much info. Too much fun. Too much love. Too much to ask for && when is it too much to bear?
All we are is what we are and all we can do is just be, just be you.
Live as if there were no tomorrow. Live as if it were you last day. Don't have any regrets.
And remember life is love and you need to realize everything has pure utter beauty.
There are days that I love you
And days that I don't
Days I'd like to be friends
And days I won't
Days I'll pick up the phone && give you a call
Days I look back at all the things we shared
Days I question myself if you really care
There's so many things I wish I could say
But I'm scared it will all come out in the wrong way
No matter how much time goes by
I'll always be by your side
Cause I couldn't stop loving you even if I tried
If you put yourself in the position to fail, to try something you've never done, that's when you learn the most.
Once you know his deeper secrets, never use them against him in a fight.
Those curve balls are always coming - eventually, you learn to hit some of them.
Whenever you see darkness, there is an extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter.
If there was a party, and everybody had to wear white, I'd come in with purple on.
I think it's an important thing to sing - even if you have a terrible song.
I feel beautiful because of my heart. It really doesn't have to do anything with my physical features.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Look me in the eye and tell me are you happy now?
I can't help myself because I'm helping you with your life. I can't help myself because I'm too busy making you perfect.
The people aren't as beautiful as the place.
I'm not really into finding a boyfriend. I just want to focus on friends, school, and the things I like to do. Besides, guys always like the girl who couldn't care less about them. But hey, that's me.
The pieces are on the ground, all you have to do is pick me up.
He gets me and I get him.
Courtesy, Honesty, Respect, and Dependability and manners will never go out of style.
Some people make the world more special by just being in it.
Some people think that it's holding on that makes one strong, sometimes it's letting go.
Ever notice that people who do things get most of their criticism from the people who do little.
Among the unpleasant kinds of persons to have around are those who insist on knowing the reason you did something for which there is no reason.
Experience is a brutal teacher.
I think that the one lesson I have learned is that there is no substitute for paying attention.
Ninety percent of the friction of daily life is caused by the tone of voice.
Hearts like doors will open with ease, very, very little keys, and don't forget that these are all "thank you" and "if you please".
Children have never been very good at listening to elders but they never fail to imitate them.
What I do today is important because I am exchanging a day of my life for it.
Kindness for language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
What this world needs is fewer people who live across the street and more neighbors.
Don't be i such a hurry to make a living, take more time in making a life.
If you were another person, would you like to be a friend of yours?
You are influenced most: by the people you know, the book you read, and the by the places you go.
Human feelings are frail, the ways of the world are rigged.
Make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
What you do is a hundred times more important than what you say.
Sincerity is the highest compliment you can pay.
Anytime you have the opportunity to keep your mouth shut - take advantage of it.
Politeness is a small price to pay for the good will and affection.
What lies beneath us and what lies ahead of us is of little importance when compared with what lies within us.
Nothing is as annoying as someone who keeps on talking when you're interrupting.
It is hard to believe that someone can differ with us and be right.
Kindness is like a boomerang. It always returns.
The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time everyday.
Be kind - for everyone you meet is fighting a battle.
Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.
An ego trip is something that never gets you anywhere.
After all that has been said and done, usually more has been said than done.
It is important that you know the difference between appearance and reality, both are in all things.
Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless and knowledge without integrity is dangerous.
If you spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.
Sometimes being alone doesn't mean you're lonely.
It's the cracked ones that bring light into the world.
I see you.
(for what you are)
You cannot hide who you are.
(my eyes are open now)
You saw me coming.
You can't hide
(behind your lies)
NOW.
So then I said, "If you're waiting for a perfect guy, you'll be waiting a long time."
Life's not fair. It never is.
But one can understand it as a hope - a hope which a person who truly cares about his fellows and has lost all faith in anything like a Marxist humanist future, might well keep close to his heart.
As we grow up we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You'll have your heartbroken, probably more than once. You'll fight with your best friend and make memories with them that will last a lifetime. You'll blame a love for things an old love did. You'll cry because time is passing so fast and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So, take too many pictures, laugh too hard, and love like you've never been hurt before because every minute you spend angry or upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
They say if you love something, you've got to let it go and if it comes back, then it means so much more. Fine if it never does, at least you will know, that it was something you had to go through to grow.
I wish I was eight again, because all he would have to do is tag me and that would be it.
All I need is just one chance, one night, one kiss to show you what you mean to me. One chance to spend the day with you and to show you how we are so alike. One kiss to prove we're more than just friends.. && one night to hold you tight.
I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt, pictures never replace having been there, memories, good or bad, will bring tears and words can never replace those feelings.
Never say "I love you" if you really don't care.
Never talk about the feelings if they really aren't there.
Never hold my hand if you're going to break my heart.
Never say you're going to it you don't plan to start.
Never look into my eyes if all you do is lie.
Never say forever cause forever makes me cry.
When you find someone that you can be yourself around, don't let them go. You might be friends or you might be soul mates, either way your life really isn't the same without them.
Life is too precious to worry about stupid shit. So have fun, get drunk and fall in love. Say what you want to say and do what you want to do. Regret nothing. And don't let people who don't matter bring you down.
Everyone says to give up on you,
but they don't see you the way I do.
You're the one who broke my heart,
you're the reason my world fell apart.
You're the one who made me cry,
yet I still love you and I don't know why.
You might be one person in the world, but to one person, you might be the world.
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
Whoever said business and pleasure don't mix, never experienced making out on a copying machine. If it feels right, do it!
You know what they say, when life hands you lemons, pass the tequila!
Being happy isn't about having everything in your life be perfect. It's about all the little things.
Love means each person is free to follow his or her own heart.
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
The sunshine warm up your face.
The rain fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.
Someday you're going to find someone great, who will open your eyes to everything you never get to see.
The human heart is such a mystery.
Rode hard and put away wet.
Wish you were here, lying with me, holding me in your arms, forever tight all through the night. Because I miss you so much.
He told me that he loved me, that's worth it.
The day I met you was a day I'll never forget.
So kiss me again because only you can stop the stuttering...
I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs.
I would like to dump you like a bad habit.
I go down faster than power windows.
She looked back on her life and realized everything that happened had only made her that much stronger.
You know it's love when all you want is that one person to be happy even if you're not part of their happiness.
It's not about the ones who act true to your face; it's about the ones who remain true behind your back.
Arms are for hugging. Boys are for kissing. Sluts are fr dissing. And best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all you really need is a hug.
Be happy for this moment; this moment is your life.
We may not remember the tests that we failed but we will never forget the people we were with on the night we didn't study.
I've learned that your college friends become a kind of family, you eat together, you get drunk, fight, cry, laugh, and do absolutely nothing together until you can't seem to remember how you ever lived your life without them in the first place.
It's hard to wait around for something that may never happen but it's even harder to give up especially when it's everything you've ever wanted.
I'm ready to be the girl I used to be. The one who never cried, never got mad about dumb things, and the one who would never worry about being in love. I can only be that with you.
You once loved me. And now you may hate me. You'll [ never ] forget me.
It's not a girls' school without men... It's not a women's college without boys.
Always be who you truly are inside because it the end, it's all that matters.
I just wanna have you here with me. I'm there for you, always be true. It's just you and me. You and me.
The only people you need you in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.
Be with someone who knows what they have when they have you.
Sometimes it's best to forget how you feel and remember what you deserve.
Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying && even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe... just maybe... she's really good at [ lying ].
You know it's love when all you want is that one person to be happy even if you're not part of their happiness.
It's not about who everyone else wants you to be. It's about being yourself and finding someone who loves every single bit of it.
If you wait too long for the perfect moment, the perfect moment will pass you by.
Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.
When there's something you really want, fight for it. Don't give up no matter how hopeless it seems, and when you've lost hope, ask yourself if you're gonna wish you gave it just one more shot because the best things in life don't come free.
But this time... I mean it. I'll let you know just how much you mean to me. As snow falls on desert sky, until the end of everything. I'm trying... I'm trying... to let you know... how much you mean as days fade, and nights grow... and we go cold. I'll meet your eyes. I mean this, forever.
And I swear, if I could take your pain and frame it, and hang it on my wall, then maybe you would never have to hurt at all.
The most amazing girls never have boyfriends because all the boys think they're not good enough... and they're right.
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the differences.
Let anyone among you who is without a sin be the first to throw a stone.
That's the trick, you can't care too much. It's good to have guys like you, but always keep a distance. Never give them a chance to hurt you, kiss them. Flirt with them. Keep them on a string. But never, ever fall for one.
I love you like a nerd loves math.
I believe in love, lust, sex && romance. I don't want everything to add up to the perfect equation. I want mess && chaos. I want someone to go crazy, out of his mind for me. I want to feel passion, heat && madness. I want it all.
I want a guy who saves my texts just to look at when he misses me.
That's why God put erases on pencils because people make mistakes.
If it's worth the risk, take the fall. And if it's what you want, then it's worth it all.
Find a heart that loves you at your worst and arms that will hold you at your weakest.
Life doesn't give you all the people you want, it gives you all the people you need too help you, to love you, to leave you, && to make you the person you were meant to be.
In the end, everything will be okay. If it isn't okay, then it isn't the end.
I wanna be the girl he gives his hoodie to wear && cuddles up next to me when it's cold. I want him to come up behind me && wrap his arms around my waist, catch me off guard, && whisper in my ear: you look beautiful.
All I want is someone that will treat me right. They will never ignore me, won't flirt with another girl, will call me beautiful && when I need him most. He'll always be there for me.
I think the easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.
She's got a smile on her face && a fuck you attitude because from this day on, she's living life for herself.
I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you, tick you off, say stupid things, && then take them back. But put all that aside, you'll never find a girl that cares && loves you more than me.
When the sun burns up and the ocean dries up, I'll be all you need.
Things are never worth letting go. Good things sometimes walk out of your life so better things can happen.
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Sometimes you just feel everything and nothing all at once. Sometimes you'll find yourself smiling while missing something at the same time. At times you can absolutely love a person, all the while wanting to hate them. Life comes without guarantees, except that smiling will brighten your face, laughing will enhance your eyes, and falling in love will change your life.
There's nothing pretty about skin & bones. You need to have a little junk in the trunk.
I've made mistakes in my life. I've let people take advantages of me and I accepted ways less than I deserve. But I've learned from my bad choices and even though there are some things I can never get back and people who will never be sorry. I'll know better next time and I won't settle for anything less than I deserve.
Maybe the best thing to do is stop figuring out where you're going and just enjoy where you're at.
Life is trusting our feelings and taking chances, losing and finding happiness, appreciating the memories and learning from the past.
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means you've decided to live your life despite all its imperfections. So be happy because life sucks... but you're doing great at it.
After awhile you learn the difference between holding a hand && falling in love. You begin to learn that kisses don't always mean something, promises can be broken as quickly as they were made, && sometimes goodbyes really are forever.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live life a lot differently.
You know one version of you. The stars invite you today to explore who else you might be. Be skeptical. Be fickle. Inquire deeply. And get ready - you're going to be surprised.
Friends are like condoms, they're there when things get hard.
Sometimes good things fall about so better things can fall into place.
A best friend isn’t someone whose just always there for you; it’s someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself.
All I want is to fall asleep in your arms and wake up to the warmth of your body next to mine.
There comes a point when you stop being friends and you become sisters.
Take a chance because you never know how perfect something can turn out to be.
Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never… never forget it.
Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
Don’t say we aren’t right for each other, the way I see it is.. we aren’t right for anyone else.
Friendship is when you can say one word and crack up & no one else will ever understand it
Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer.
&& I love it when in the middle of our kiss I can feel you smiling..
Kissing someone is a part of loving them, if you’re never apart, then you will never know how strong your love really is.
Take chances, take a lot of them because honestly, no matter where you end up & with who, it always ends up just the way it should be. Your mistakes make who you are. You learn & grow with each choice you make. Everything is worth it. Say how you feel always. Be you & be okay with it.
So there’s this boy, and the way he laughs… makes me smile; the way he talks… gives me butterflies; && just everything about him makes me happy.
I’m the type of girl that can be so hurt but can still look at you && smile; the type of girl who is willing to brighten your day even if I can’t brighten my own.
In every girl’s life there’s a boy she’ll never forget… and a summer when it all began.
So I’m basically your average teenage girl; my hair never goes the way I want it to go. My room can’t stay clean for more than a day & there is this guy I’m absolutely crazy about.
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
A drunken mind speaks a sober heart.
I’m gonna put some super glue on my hands so I can hold on to you forever.
I’d rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.
Sometimes I wish you would pay more attention to my favorite songs because the lyrics they sing are the words I am too scared to say.
The best kind of kiss is when you have to stop because you can’t help but to smile.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.
I want a boy who would shove ice cream in my face, who will wrestle with me, who shows me off to his friends, who treats me with respect, who will call me at four in the morning to tell me he can’t stop thinking about me, who sings to me, even if he can’t, who could break my heart but wouldn’t dream of it.
I am strong because I am weak
I am beautiful because I know my flaws
I am a lover because I am a fighter
I am fearless because I have been afraid
I am wise because I have been foolish and…
I can laugh because I’ve known sadness
I have a habit of falling too hard and falling too fast, and getting my hopes up for something I know won’t last.
You have three choices in life: give in, give up, or give it your all.
Being strong is important; but knowing who you can count on is equally important.
I’m a daughter hiding my depression.
I’m a sister making a good impression.
I’m your friend acting like I’m fine.
I’m a teenager pushing her tears aside.
I’m the girl sitting next to you.
I’m the one asking you to care.
I’m your best friend hoping you’ll be there.
We each take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other, everywhere.
True strength is keeping yourself together, when everyone expects you to fall apart.
I want someone who know how completely insane I am & yet wouldn’t want me any other way.
Did you ever notice that there is always that particular line in that certain song that always stands on in that certain way and reminds you of that one person.
I never let the actions of another make or break me, and I never let a single person shake me because I don’t give a fuck who hates me.
In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take, the relationships we were afraid to have, and the decisions we waited too long to make.
A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself
You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'
To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment
You gotta dance like nobody's watching, dream like you will live forever, live like you're going to die tomorrow and love like it's never going to hurt.
Happiness is a method of life.
The secret to a long life is to never get scared half to death more than once.
She's so mean but I don't care
I love her eyes and her wild wild hair
I would really love to have sex with you, but you are wearing too many pants.
I learned that you shouldn't drink and drive because you might spill your drink.
Trust no one but yourself, even then be wary.
Talk softly but carry a big stick.
Jesus loves you!!...
Everybody else thinks you're a cunt.
Sexy children are the leading cause of pedophilia.
Do you agree that "baby" is an awesome unit of volume?
For instance: "That microwave is easily a six-baby unit."
Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
Rape is such a negative term, I think we should call it "Surprise sex"!
That's like eating peanut butter with a fork. It can work, it just ain't right.
The problem is that God gave men both a penis and a brain, but only blood enough to control one organ at a time... Robin Williams
"Extra effort is the key to success"
If you have a problem that violence doesn't solve, then you're not using enough of it.
"You don't have to be funny for us to like you."
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
The shadows of this life are too often caused by people standing in each other's sunshine.
"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference."
"We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us."
I play by my own rules.
So please think twice,
Before you step into my life.
And it's all over before you know it. It all goes by so fast; the bad nights take forever... and the good nights never seem to last*
Tomorrow was never promised, nothing lasts forever...
So live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the drama, take chances, and never have any regrets, because at one point, what you did was what you always meant to do.
I forgive but I hardly forget
I hold grudges && it's not even on purpose
I'm far from perfect && I'm not one bit sorry about it
I'll never be dependent on you, so please don't expect it
My best friends will always come first; because I'd rather be stabbed in the back than in the heart
&& I don't always know the right things to say; but let's fact it, you don't either
So smash the rear view mirror, because I'm done looking back*
So lately I've been remembering all the good times we had together. You don't know how much that scares me, because I know if I forget all the bad times, the times you broke my heart, all the nights you made me cry, if I forget those times... I'll fall in love with you all over again, and I don't know my heart can't take that.
Don't ever leave the one you L0VE for the one you LiKE because the one you LiKE will leave you for the one they L0VE. True love doesn't have a happy ending because TRUE L0VE NEVER ENDS.
I always tell the girls never take it seriously... If you never take it seriously, you'll never get hurt... You never get hurt, you always have fun... and if you ever get lonely... just go to the record store and visit your friends.
Take a chance because you never know how absolutely perfect something could turn out to be.
We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us, but every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.
There are secrets you cannot keep.
Find what is unique about you. If someone doesn't like it, [D0N'T CHANGE]. Someone will like it eventually.
Shoot for the stars. You can never aim too high.
Death is the master teacher of art of living.
You have to STAND for something or you will FALL for everything.
You think you know me but you really don't see me. I know who I am.
I wish people would get over their grudges, over themselves, and get on with their lives.
Being happy isn't about having everything in your life be perfect. It's about all the little things.
You have to believe in yourself when no one else does.
I don't base my opinions on what I think other people what me to say.
The only thing that matters is change and being open to that.
My confidence grows because I know a little more today that I did yesterday.
Life has a way of making things happen. It also has a way to come back and bite you in the ass. You just gotta deal with it.
Sometimes you have to date other people to realize how much you love each other.
I don't care what you have to say. So just say it and get on with your life because it doesn't bother me as much as you want it to.
She keeps secrets - tries to hide her past because everything lately has gone way too fast.
I knew it would happen.. && I let it happen*
[life's a roll of ribbon]
it unravels faster than you think
don't waste it
tie it onto something worth holding onto
The day you wake up and realize she meant the world to you is the day she wakes up.. next to someone who [already knew].
So let's kiss in the rain && fall in love. Break our hearts with a tragic goodbye;; we can do it all over again.
How do you know how much is too much? Too much too soon. Too much info. Too much fun. Too much love. Too much to ask for && when is it too much to bear?
All we are is what we are and all we can do is just be, just be you.
Live as if there were no tomorrow. Live as if it were you last day. Don't have any regrets.
And remember life is love and you need to realize everything has pure utter beauty.
There are days that I love you
And days that I don't
Days I'd like to be friends
And days I won't
Days I'll pick up the phone && give you a call
Days I look back at all the things we shared
Days I question myself if you really care
There's so many things I wish I could say
But I'm scared it will all come out in the wrong way
No matter how much time goes by
I'll always be by your side
Cause I couldn't stop loving you even if I tried
If you put yourself in the position to fail, to try something you've never done, that's when you learn the most.
Once you know his deeper secrets, never use them against him in a fight.
Those curve balls are always coming - eventually, you learn to hit some of them.
Whenever you see darkness, there is an extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter.
If there was a party, and everybody had to wear white, I'd come in with purple on.
I think it's an important thing to sing - even if you have a terrible song.
I feel beautiful because of my heart. It really doesn't have to do anything with my physical features.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Look me in the eye and tell me are you happy now?
I can't help myself because I'm helping you with your life. I can't help myself because I'm too busy making you perfect.
The people aren't as beautiful as the place.
I'm not really into finding a boyfriend. I just want to focus on friends, school, and the things I like to do. Besides, guys always like the girl who couldn't care less about them. But hey, that's me.
The pieces are on the ground, all you have to do is pick me up.
He gets me and I get him.
Courtesy, Honesty, Respect, and Dependability and manners will never go out of style.
Some people make the world more special by just being in it.
Some people think that it's holding on that makes one strong, sometimes it's letting go.
Ever notice that people who do things get most of their criticism from the people who do little.
Among the unpleasant kinds of persons to have around are those who insist on knowing the reason you did something for which there is no reason.
Experience is a brutal teacher.
I think that the one lesson I have learned is that there is no substitute for paying attention.
Ninety percent of the friction of daily life is caused by the tone of voice.
Hearts like doors will open with ease, very, very little keys, and don't forget that these are all "thank you" and "if you please".
Children have never been very good at listening to elders but they never fail to imitate them.
What I do today is important because I am exchanging a day of my life for it.
Kindness for language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
What this world needs is fewer people who live across the street and more neighbors.
Don't be i such a hurry to make a living, take more time in making a life.
If you were another person, would you like to be a friend of yours?
You are influenced most: by the people you know, the book you read, and the by the places you go.
Human feelings are frail, the ways of the world are rigged.
Make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
What you do is a hundred times more important than what you say.
Sincerity is the highest compliment you can pay.
Anytime you have the opportunity to keep your mouth shut - take advantage of it.
Politeness is a small price to pay for the good will and affection.
What lies beneath us and what lies ahead of us is of little importance when compared with what lies within us.
Nothing is as annoying as someone who keeps on talking when you're interrupting.
It is hard to believe that someone can differ with us and be right.
Kindness is like a boomerang. It always returns.
The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time everyday.
Be kind - for everyone you meet is fighting a battle.
Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.
An ego trip is something that never gets you anywhere.
After all that has been said and done, usually more has been said than done.
It is important that you know the difference between appearance and reality, both are in all things.
Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless and knowledge without integrity is dangerous.
If you spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.
Sometimes being alone doesn't mean you're lonely.
It's the cracked ones that bring light into the world.
I see you.
(for what you are)
You cannot hide who you are.
(my eyes are open now)
You saw me coming.
You can't hide
(behind your lies)
NOW.
So then I said, "If you're waiting for a perfect guy, you'll be waiting a long time."
Life's not fair. It never is.
But one can understand it as a hope - a hope which a person who truly cares about his fellows and has lost all faith in anything like a Marxist humanist future, might well keep close to his heart.
As we grow up we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You'll have your heartbroken, probably more than once. You'll fight with your best friend and make memories with them that will last a lifetime. You'll blame a love for things an old love did. You'll cry because time is passing so fast and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So, take too many pictures, laugh too hard, and love like you've never been hurt before because every minute you spend angry or upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
They say if you love something, you've got to let it go and if it comes back, then it means so much more. Fine if it never does, at least you will know, that it was something you had to go through to grow.
I wish I was eight again, because all he would have to do is tag me and that would be it.
All I need is just one chance, one night, one kiss to show you what you mean to me. One chance to spend the day with you and to show you how we are so alike. One kiss to prove we're more than just friends.. && one night to hold you tight.
I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt, pictures never replace having been there, memories, good or bad, will bring tears and words can never replace those feelings.
Never say "I love you" if you really don't care.
Never talk about the feelings if they really aren't there.
Never hold my hand if you're going to break my heart.
Never say you're going to it you don't plan to start.
Never look into my eyes if all you do is lie.
Never say forever cause forever makes me cry.
When you find someone that you can be yourself around, don't let them go. You might be friends or you might be soul mates, either way your life really isn't the same without them.
Life is too precious to worry about stupid shit. So have fun, get drunk and fall in love. Say what you want to say and do what you want to do. Regret nothing. And don't let people who don't matter bring you down.
Everyone says to give up on you,
but they don't see you the way I do.
You're the one who broke my heart,
you're the reason my world fell apart.
You're the one who made me cry,
yet I still love you and I don't know why.
You might be one person in the world, but to one person, you might be the world.
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
Whoever said business and pleasure don't mix, never experienced making out on a copying machine. If it feels right, do it!
You know what they say, when life hands you lemons, pass the tequila!
Being happy isn't about having everything in your life be perfect. It's about all the little things.
Love means each person is free to follow his or her own heart.
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
The sunshine warm up your face.
The rain fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.
Someday you're going to find someone great, who will open your eyes to everything you never get to see.
The human heart is such a mystery.
Rode hard and put away wet.
Wish you were here, lying with me, holding me in your arms, forever tight all through the night. Because I miss you so much.
He told me that he loved me, that's worth it.
The day I met you was a day I'll never forget.
So kiss me again because only you can stop the stuttering...
I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs.
I would like to dump you like a bad habit.
I go down faster than power windows.
She looked back on her life and realized everything that happened had only made her that much stronger.
You know it's love when all you want is that one person to be happy even if you're not part of their happiness.
It's not about the ones who act true to your face; it's about the ones who remain true behind your back.
Arms are for hugging. Boys are for kissing. Sluts are fr dissing. And best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all you really need is a hug.
Be happy for this moment; this moment is your life.
We may not remember the tests that we failed but we will never forget the people we were with on the night we didn't study.
I've learned that your college friends become a kind of family, you eat together, you get drunk, fight, cry, laugh, and do absolutely nothing together until you can't seem to remember how you ever lived your life without them in the first place.
It's hard to wait around for something that may never happen but it's even harder to give up especially when it's everything you've ever wanted.
I'm ready to be the girl I used to be. The one who never cried, never got mad about dumb things, and the one who would never worry about being in love. I can only be that with you.
You once loved me. And now you may hate me. You'll [ never ] forget me.
It's not a girls' school without men... It's not a women's college without boys.
Always be who you truly are inside because it the end, it's all that matters.
I just wanna have you here with me. I'm there for you, always be true. It's just you and me. You and me.
The only people you need you in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.
Be with someone who knows what they have when they have you.
Sometimes it's best to forget how you feel and remember what you deserve.
Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying && even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe... just maybe... she's really good at [ lying ].
You know it's love when all you want is that one person to be happy even if you're not part of their happiness.
It's not about who everyone else wants you to be. It's about being yourself and finding someone who loves every single bit of it.
If you wait too long for the perfect moment, the perfect moment will pass you by.
Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.
When there's something you really want, fight for it. Don't give up no matter how hopeless it seems, and when you've lost hope, ask yourself if you're gonna wish you gave it just one more shot because the best things in life don't come free.
But this time... I mean it. I'll let you know just how much you mean to me. As snow falls on desert sky, until the end of everything. I'm trying... I'm trying... to let you know... how much you mean as days fade, and nights grow... and we go cold. I'll meet your eyes. I mean this, forever.
And I swear, if I could take your pain and frame it, and hang it on my wall, then maybe you would never have to hurt at all.
The most amazing girls never have boyfriends because all the boys think they're not good enough... and they're right.
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the differences.
Let anyone among you who is without a sin be the first to throw a stone.
That's the trick, you can't care too much. It's good to have guys like you, but always keep a distance. Never give them a chance to hurt you, kiss them. Flirt with them. Keep them on a string. But never, ever fall for one.
I love you like a nerd loves math.
I believe in love, lust, sex && romance. I don't want everything to add up to the perfect equation. I want mess && chaos. I want someone to go crazy, out of his mind for me. I want to feel passion, heat && madness. I want it all.
I want a guy who saves my texts just to look at when he misses me.
That's why God put erases on pencils because people make mistakes.
If it's worth the risk, take the fall. And if it's what you want, then it's worth it all.
Find a heart that loves you at your worst and arms that will hold you at your weakest.
Life doesn't give you all the people you want, it gives you all the people you need too help you, to love you, to leave you, && to make you the person you were meant to be.
In the end, everything will be okay. If it isn't okay, then it isn't the end.
I wanna be the girl he gives his hoodie to wear && cuddles up next to me when it's cold. I want him to come up behind me && wrap his arms around my waist, catch me off guard, && whisper in my ear: you look beautiful.
All I want is someone that will treat me right. They will never ignore me, won't flirt with another girl, will call me beautiful && when I need him most. He'll always be there for me.
I think the easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.
She's got a smile on her face && a fuck you attitude because from this day on, she's living life for herself.
I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you, tick you off, say stupid things, && then take them back. But put all that aside, you'll never find a girl that cares && loves you more than me.
When the sun burns up and the ocean dries up, I'll be all you need.
Things are never worth letting go. Good things sometimes walk out of your life so better things can happen.
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Sometimes you just feel everything and nothing all at once. Sometimes you'll find yourself smiling while missing something at the same time. At times you can absolutely love a person, all the while wanting to hate them. Life comes without guarantees, except that smiling will brighten your face, laughing will enhance your eyes, and falling in love will change your life.
There's nothing pretty about skin & bones. You need to have a little junk in the trunk.
I've made mistakes in my life. I've let people take advantages of me and I accepted ways less than I deserve. But I've learned from my bad choices and even though there are some things I can never get back and people who will never be sorry. I'll know better next time and I won't settle for anything less than I deserve.
Maybe the best thing to do is stop figuring out where you're going and just enjoy where you're at.
Life is trusting our feelings and taking chances, losing and finding happiness, appreciating the memories and learning from the past.
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means you've decided to live your life despite all its imperfections. So be happy because life sucks... but you're doing great at it.
After awhile you learn the difference between holding a hand && falling in love. You begin to learn that kisses don't always mean something, promises can be broken as quickly as they were made, && sometimes goodbyes really are forever.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live life a lot differently.
You know one version of you. The stars invite you today to explore who else you might be. Be skeptical. Be fickle. Inquire deeply. And get ready - you're going to be surprised.
Friends are like condoms, they're there when things get hard.
Sometimes good things fall about so better things can fall into place.
A best friend isn’t someone whose just always there for you; it’s someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself.
All I want is to fall asleep in your arms and wake up to the warmth of your body next to mine.
There comes a point when you stop being friends and you become sisters.
Take a chance because you never know how perfect something can turn out to be.
Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never… never forget it.
Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
Don’t say we aren’t right for each other, the way I see it is.. we aren’t right for anyone else.
Friendship is when you can say one word and crack up & no one else will ever understand it
Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer.
&& I love it when in the middle of our kiss I can feel you smiling..
Kissing someone is a part of loving them, if you’re never apart, then you will never know how strong your love really is.
Take chances, take a lot of them because honestly, no matter where you end up & with who, it always ends up just the way it should be. Your mistakes make who you are. You learn & grow with each choice you make. Everything is worth it. Say how you feel always. Be you & be okay with it.
So there’s this boy, and the way he laughs… makes me smile; the way he talks… gives me butterflies; && just everything about him makes me happy.
I’m the type of girl that can be so hurt but can still look at you && smile; the type of girl who is willing to brighten your day even if I can’t brighten my own.
In every girl’s life there’s a boy she’ll never forget… and a summer when it all began.
So I’m basically your average teenage girl; my hair never goes the way I want it to go. My room can’t stay clean for more than a day & there is this guy I’m absolutely crazy about.
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
A drunken mind speaks a sober heart.
I’m gonna put some super glue on my hands so I can hold on to you forever.
I’d rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.
Sometimes I wish you would pay more attention to my favorite songs because the lyrics they sing are the words I am too scared to say.
The best kind of kiss is when you have to stop because you can’t help but to smile.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.
I want a boy who would shove ice cream in my face, who will wrestle with me, who shows me off to his friends, who treats me with respect, who will call me at four in the morning to tell me he can’t stop thinking about me, who sings to me, even if he can’t, who could break my heart but wouldn’t dream of it.
I am strong because I am weak
I am beautiful because I know my flaws
I am a lover because I am a fighter
I am fearless because I have been afraid
I am wise because I have been foolish and…
I can laugh because I’ve known sadness
I have a habit of falling too hard and falling too fast, and getting my hopes up for something I know won’t last.
You have three choices in life: give in, give up, or give it your all.
Being strong is important; but knowing who you can count on is equally important.
I’m a daughter hiding my depression.
I’m a sister making a good impression.
I’m your friend acting like I’m fine.
I’m a teenager pushing her tears aside.
I’m the girl sitting next to you.
I’m the one asking you to care.
I’m your best friend hoping you’ll be there.
We each take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other, everywhere.
True strength is keeping yourself together, when everyone expects you to fall apart.
I want someone who know how completely insane I am & yet wouldn’t want me any other way.
Did you ever notice that there is always that particular line in that certain song that always stands on in that certain way and reminds you of that one person.
I never let the actions of another make or break me, and I never let a single person shake me because I don’t give a fuck who hates me.
In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take, the relationships we were afraid to have, and the decisions we waited too long to make.
A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself
You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'
To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment
You gotta dance like nobody's watching, dream like you will live forever, live like you're going to die tomorrow and love like it's never going to hurt.
Happiness is a method of life.
The secret to a long life is to never get scared half to death more than once.
She's so mean but I don't care
I love her eyes and her wild wild hair
I would really love to have sex with you, but you are wearing too many pants.
I learned that you shouldn't drink and drive because you might spill your drink.
Trust no one but yourself, even then be wary.
Talk softly but carry a big stick.
Jesus loves you!!...
Everybody else thinks you're a cunt.
Sexy children are the leading cause of pedophilia.
Do you agree that "baby" is an awesome unit of volume?
For instance: "That microwave is easily a six-baby unit."
Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
Rape is such a negative term, I think we should call it "Surprise sex"!
That's like eating peanut butter with a fork. It can work, it just ain't right.
The problem is that God gave men both a penis and a brain, but only blood enough to control one organ at a time... Robin Williams
"Extra effort is the key to success"
If you have a problem that violence doesn't solve, then you're not using enough of it.
"You don't have to be funny for us to like you."
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
The shadows of this life are too often caused by people standing in each other's sunshine.
"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference."
"We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us."
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