G.I. Joe

Duke: You wanna get up in the air? I'll buy you a trampoline.

Ripcord: About four years ago my boy had issues. His issues had issues.

Ripcord: You're like the little white couple on the wedding cake.

Scarlett: Attraction is an emotion, and emotions are not based on science. So If you can't quantify or prove that something exists then in my mind it doesn't.

Ripcord: You get knocked down, you get back up.

Duke: Double Bubble? Always helped me.

Duke: This is going to be a long five minutes.

Baroness: Are you going to sign in or should I?

Duke: Okay, that was crazy... What happened to you?
Ripcord: I went through the train. What happened to you?
Duke: I jumped over it.
Ripcord: You can do that?
Duke: I told you to read that manual.
Ripcord: There's a manual?

General Hawk: Technically, GI Joe does not exist. But if it did, it would be comprised of the best men and women from the top military units in the world, the alpha dog's. When all else fails we don't.