Wednesday, September 9, 2009

One Tree Hill: Antwon 'Skills' Taylor

I dunno about all that, maybe some chrome gates and some freaky angels. Naw, but I do think there's somethin' else out there, and I do think whatever we do in this world matters in the next.

These don't look like virgin underwear. [holding up Millicent's panties]

I'm just saying if they belonged to my girl, she ain't gonna be no virgin no more.

The man killed Tupac and Biggie, never date girls named Bevin, and Santa Claus is black.

To steal Lucas back. Oh, so I'm the only one thinking like that, huh? Ok, look. Here's the drill. When they say,'does anybody have any reason that this thing shouldn't go down?' Bam! That's you.

Better than that.. Why don't you tell some girls, because the way he move we're gonna need all the home cooking we can get.

Right. You know I love you, P. Sawyer, right? But, baby girl, you are so far from okay, man, you ain't even in the same area code. Wait. Maybe Lucas will say the wrong name on the altar just like Ross did on Friends.

They should, though. You know, that's good drama.

Hey, baby, I ever tell you how sexy you look in that dress? Maybe we should head in.

If u wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends ...(Lucas gives him a look) What? It's catchy.

Damn, Nate mom like the alcoholic Easter bunny.

You said "Oh!"? Hold on. Peyton says "I'm in love with you" and you say "Oh"? Nice work player!

Big Daddy Skills.

Yeah, you played like crap. I remember walking around for a whole week talking 'bout "man, I gotta take me a Lucas."

Wassup home wrecker!?

Well, it's a good thing you're in a hospital; 'cause your sorry ass in bad shape bro.

How about this? I say we drug Lindsey first, even though I love her. Then we throw you in the wedding gown, so when Lucas lifts up the veil. BAM! It's on.

That sounds like a whole lotta white girl drama that I don't want to know anything about.

I'm actually just pretending to be looking so I can hear all your business. I'm just waitin to hear your plan of how you're going to get Brooke back for this cryin' little school girl.

I'm going to be so tight out there they're gonna be calling me Zip Lock.

Same old story dog. Whitey trying to keep a brother down.

Look, somebody gotta tell the old man that they don't call me Skills cause im really good at picking splinters outta my ass.

Better than that, won't you tell some girls 'cause the way he move we gonna need all the home cookin' we can get.

Shorty shouldn't be in the paint. He gotta learn.

No, Uncle Mouth got a J.O.B.

Pick the girl that's the most beautiful on the inside.

Man is you crazy? First of all, models aren't walking around handing out party passes to no too short no ass kids like you.

Opportunity only knocks once and if you don't answer, I wouldn't.

But the damn woods with hungry animals and dudes with hockey masks.

So the girl say she think she heard a noise scratching on the car door, right. So she freak out. She told the dude take me home now. So he get all mad because he not getting any action tonight right, so he drive the girl all the way home. He get out of the car to try and help her out and there on the door handle was a bloody hook.

Good going Hollywood, you scared the piss outta chuck. Good thing his mom packed extra underwear.

Amazing. So my pizza just ate itself?

Shorty shouldn't be in the paint. He gotta learn.

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