Wednesday, March 3, 2010

One Tree Hill: Julian Baker

Julian: I can't believe I'm saying this, but you need to put more clothes on.

Julian: If I work with you in yours I'll never see Brooke in hers again. [referring to underwear with Alex the model/actress]

Julian: It just doesn't seem realistic to me. The girl rips her clothes off and throws herself at the guy for no reason.

Julian: I thought you would actually take this seriously, guess that was my mistake.

Julian: Let’s just say, she’s the person you though she was.

Julian: I’m here now and all ready to take my clothes off for you in the back room so you can send your little boy toy packing.

Julian: Sorry to disappoint you but your “tall dark and handsome” is getting naked with my “short hot and bossy.”

Julian: Do you ever meet people on tour that surprise you with their talent? I mean, uh, somebody who seems simple or goofy, or even ditzy, and then Bam! They write this amazing song.

Julian: We're us Brooke. You're the girl I love with all my heart and I'm the boy that's gonna be with you forever. We don't have to rush anything. Forever is a very long time.

Julian: I’m not a guys’ guy. I don’t have homies.

Julian: First rule of camping, also be prepared.

Julian: I am directionally challenged.

Julian: This is a true story about an old witch who used to live in these old woods. Her name was Dragora. She had a wooden leg and you could hear it dragging in the mud. Well the day after she died, some kids decided they wanted to dig up her body and steal her wooden leg. Then just about midnight on a night just like tonight, they heard it. Dragora was coming back for her leg.

Julian: The problem is the romantic lead looks like the love child of Richard Simmons and a village person.

Julian: Obviously we love each other but every time we get close enough one of us puts up a wall. It’s not easy being on the other side of that wall. When Brooke Davis puts up a wall it's not coming down until she's ready.

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