Friday, December 3, 2010

Cruel Intentions

Sebastian: Take yourself, for example. 'You're a very attractive woman. You have killer legs, I'd love to photograph them.' That was the old me. Now I'm cured.

Katherine: Whenever I feel a temptation, I turn to God and he helps me through it.

Katherine: When I get done with Cecil she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area and Court's new girl will be damaged goods.

Annette: It's my belief that people should experience the act of love until they are in love. I just don't think people of our age are mature enough to make that decision.

Annette: Listing my qualities on your fingers is not going to get you anywhere with me. The best you can hope for is my friendship & you're really walking a fine line at that.

Sebastian: Ronald, emails are for geeks and pedophiles. Be romantic. Write her another letter.

Katherine: Eat me Sebastian. It's alright for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecil. God forbid I exult confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in or are you out?

Katherine: Cecil, everybody does it, it's just that nobody talks about it.

Sebastian: Katherine, the only thing you're going to be riding is me.

Sebastian: It's not like you have a husband, unless you're married to Jesus.

Sebastian: I just came to tell you I'm leaving.
Annette: Where are you going?
Sebastian: Back to the city. I may go to the South of France for the rest of the summer. I just can't take your games anymore.
Annette: What games?
Sebastian: Oh, come on. You're hot one minute, you're cold the next. You make me feel inadequate.
Annette: Well, I guess if that's how I make you feel, then it's best that you're leaving.
Sebastian: Good for you.
Annette: Sebastian, I don't want us to part on bad terms.
Sebastian: Well, I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter. You're a hypocrite, and I don't associate with hypocrites.
Annette: How am I a hypocrite?
Sebastian: Oh please, Annette. You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love, well here it is, right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just fucked. I'll move on but you are going to have to spend the rest of your life knowing that you turned your back on love and that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.

Katherine: Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her, it's over you. You were very much in love with her and you're still in love with her, but it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don't you get it? You're just a toy Sebastian, a little toy I like to play with, and now you've completely blown it with her. I think it's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Cheers.

Katherine: So I assumed you've came here to make some arrangements, but unfortunately, I don't fuck losers.

Sebastian: Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say to rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you is the only time I've been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in other's misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeeded in hurting the first person I loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession: my journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy, assorted collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth, then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you.

Annette: I know this sounds really trite, but sometimes when I can't go on, I turn to Jesus and he helps me through it.

Katherine: However dark the cloud, there is always a silver lining. It might be hard to see but what we should learn from this experience is to be true to ourselves and to resist the temptation of peer pressure. As student body president I've tried to set an example in myself. Unfortunately, the one person I could not reach out to in time was my step-brother Sebastian. I know he's looking down on us today and... I know he's looking down on us today and he would want me to say, he would want me to say, 'Katherine!' He would want me to say, 'Katherine, I'm sorry!' What is going on?! Don't you people have any respect?!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Vampire Diaries: Katherine

Witches and their spells. So many people to sacrifice.

Living out of a suitcase is better than dying so you can have your blood spilled over a silly little rock.

I already killed you once, I can easily do it again.

Werewolves are practically extinct. They mainly exist in books and really bad movies.

I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.

Kiss me or kill me. We both know you're only capable of one.

I wanted out of the tomb. Doesn't matter the price. Of course I knew you would die.

Your pretty little outfit is gonna need a good dry clean.

That is too sad for me to accept, my lord. Life is too cruel... if we cease to believe in love, why would we want to live?

It's okay to love them both. I did.

Degrassi: The Next Generation: Eli

Wow. This is a first. Skipping school to do work.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Grey's Anatomy: April Kepner

Did you know I grew up on a farm? I grew up on a farm so you know, blood, blood doesn’t bother me. I slaughtered a pig once, that’s a lot of blood. Bleeding like a stacked pig, that’s a saying, to bleed like a pig, it means something. But you don’t think of people as having that much blood. You learn in med school how many pints we all have in us, but you don’t realize it until you see it, you don’t get how much blood can escape our bodies. Oh my god, she’s just, she’s like almost anorexic, she’s five pounds. You wouldn’t think she had that much blood in her but she did, she did. Reid’s dead, someone shot her!

My name is April Kepner. I’m 28 years old. I was born on April 23 in Ohio. I’m from Columbus, Ohio. My mom, my mom is a teacher and my dad is a farmer. Corn, he grows corn. Their names are Karen and Joe. I have three sisters, Libby, I’m next and then there’s Kimmie and Alice. I haven’t done anything yet. I’ve barely lived. I’m not finished; no one’s loved me yet. Please, I’m someone’s child, a person. I’m a person.

It’s just been easier to help out with this stuff. It’s easier coming back as that than coming back as the doctor who made a mistake and killed someone, killed someone’s mom. I’m not sure I can be that person. So if you’re not sure that you need me, then maybe I shouldn’t be here.

Now move! Or I will run you down.

When I was little, I ... I wanted a pony too, and you know what happened ... I, uh, worked really hard, and I got one.

Sparkle... that was the name of my pony.

It's weird, it's weird, it's weird. I mean he's old and mean. He's like the Grinch.

You deserve for people to like you.

I missed a little step, one simple step. When we follow the protocols we don't skip steps. People live, simple as that. You know you're right. I probably won't be chief resident, but the checklists work. You can't tell me they don't.

I'm a virgin. That doesn't make it drinks conversation. We all have stuff we don't talk about.

Now move! Or I will run you down.

Grey's Anatomy: Jackson Avery

Wow, Trauma Room Barbie.

In my family, I’m the pretty one. You know, my eyes, my smile, my body. You should see me without my shirt on, it’s ridiculous. But my family is smart, driven, crazy over achievers. They look like they’re smart, they don’t look like me, which has its perks, except that my family treated me like I’m pretty. They expected nothing from me, ever. They never pushed me, so I had to push myself, hard. I didn’t tell them I was taking the MCAT until after I aced it. My point is, you can’t just change your hair. You want to be unforgettable. You want to be mousy. You can’t just change your hair. You have to actually change. Just saying.

About the wonders of medicine. About how as surgeons we’re meant to push boundaries and do what no one’s ever done. It’s cheesy what it is. And you hear it enough times at your grandparents dinner table, you can’t help but want to be a surgeon when you grow up.

I hate it when they know I’m related to him. The way they treat me, the way they watch me, as soon as they find out. I know the name has helped but he is not easy, brilliant, but really not easy to be related to.

They’re fighting over me or more the idea of me.

No it’s not a waste. It’s exactly what my grandfather had in mind when he came up with the stupid thing. Find some way to keep surgeons motivated, make them take it to the next level, even if they’re already at the top of their game. That’s exactly what it did today.

Just tell them that he's gonna feel pretty awful. That he lived and his brother died. That every time he feels glad to be alive, he'll hate himself for it. Just tell them to look out for it. He won't want to talk about it, but he'll be glad they know.

Anybody want my soup? It's reminding me of pancreatic fluid.

She's a girl. Girls cry.

We are not close. That is not something we do.

You got to be kidding me with this crap, Lexie. Nobody has just one soul mate. That'd be such a dumb system.

You really want to be dating a guy, two women, and a baby?

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Degrassi: The Next Generation: Mrs. H

Look, you’re funny okay. But you’re also very intelligent, and you’re just wasting it by always being the class clown. Just wasting it.

You should do exactly what you want to do, but make sure you graduate from school first.

You know Liberty, it’s tough for any coach, balancing winning, having some fun.

What’s not fair is that Rick Murray is dead as an indirect of your bullying.

Suspend? A boy died. Another one is confined to a wheelchair for what might be for the rest of his life. I know you’re sorry, but it does not change what you did.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Degrassi: The Next Generation: Minor Characters

Diane: Who needs two hundred pounds drooling all over them all the time?

Diane: It’s just the way I am. I know what I want and I act on it.

Diane: Come on, women don’t want another episode of This Old House. They want a little romance. They want to know they’re special. Spike is special to you right? So prove it. Show her what’s in your heart. Just remind her why she fell in love with you in the first place. Woo her.

Kevin Smith: Even in my own films I don't get the girl. I get Jay, and sometimes a monkey.

Kevin Smith: Spinner, the only thing I know is that making a movie with a bunch of high school kids is worse than making a movie with Ben Affleck... way worse.

Kevin Smith: I'm a fat guy from New Jersey, I've had girl trouble.

Kevin Smith: In my movie, Kevin Smith gets to dance with Caitlin Ryan.

Kevin Smith: Degrassi, that's a wrap!

Kevin Smith: Folks, I would like to raise a simple toast... to Degrassi!

Kevin Smith: Girl trouble? Dude, I’m a fat guy from New Jersey. Yeah, I’ve had girl trouble. I might write and direct the movies, I never get the girl. I always wind up with Jay, some cases a monkey. But you know what I found, when my heart gets broken, throw yourself into work, man. Go home start writing a song. Go write a song for a movie, a movie directed by a fat Star Wars nerd, who hangs around high schools during prom, talks about broken heart musician types. What part of this don’t you understand?

Kevin Smith: Did you need see me ten minutes ago? I flat out caught the prom queen. Do you know what kind of huge karmic debt that is to pay back? I gotta pay it forward, man.

Kevin Smith: Craig, do not let this fool mack on your broad just because he’s been in a couple movies.

Kevin Smith: I’ve always been a huge fan of Canada, obviosuly. I like your country, like it a lot. You don’t invade other countries. You kinda hang back, try to go unnoticed so that you don’t get invaded, which is very sweet.

Kevin Smith: I’m creepy. I’ve got a real thing for pretty girls who chain themselves to trees and say ‘aboot’.

Kevin Smith: Sir. What ‘flirting with disaster’ over here is trying to say, is just go already, man. I don’t know what you’re doing hanging around the halls of DeGrassi all summer anyways. Just find some summer music program with Coldplay. Just find some excuse to just go hang out with your old lady in London. You know, what could be better than that? It beats this.

Kevin Smith: If you look at it, more democrats went to see Shrek 2 last year than voted in the election, so what’s there to get excited about, or aboot?

Kevin Smith: Just don’t settle alright, you know, for somebody else’s idea of what the real world is. You’re just far too cool a chick for that. Pick your own real world. You deserve that much.

Kevin Smith: Distracted, huh? Let me guess, by some acid tongued, raven haired beauty from the wrong side of the tracks, maybe?

Jay Mewes: Oh, Snap, Silent Bob! Canadian Ninja's. Hip Hip doogin!

Jay Mewes: How the hell did she get to be principal when she doesn’t speak gooder English like us Americans?

Jay Mewes: You are the ones with the filthy potty mouths. These guys keep talking about the periodic table.

Mr. Del Rossi: Look, you're my boy and I love you. You're the best son a father could ever want. But this part of you I don't want to know, I can't know about!

Mr. Del Rossi: I’m just saying. You guys are young. It should be girls, girls, girls.

Mr. Del Rossi: Marco, for a parent to raise a homosexual, it’s like a failure, an embarrassment.

Mr. Del Rossi: People leave Marco. You have to live your own life.

Mrs. Del Rossi: It breaks my heart that because you’re gay that these people hate you.

Andrea: Don't get all Ugly Betty on me!

Mrs. Nash: Don't cause a scene, Eleanor! Just shut up, smile, and wave.

Mrs. Nash: Ha ha, like the cartoon. That’s priceless.

Mrs. Nash: Partners, huh? Do you run a business together or is it pairs figure skating?

Mrs. Nash: Do they let you people into the military now? Do you redecorate the enemy into surrendering?

Dr. Sally: Now if you do decide to have sex then it much be condoms, condoms, condoms. And that kind of respect is key in heterosexual and same sex relationships.

Dr. Sally: Guys get nervous too. Talk to him. Talk to him some more.

Tracker: Money’s important but so is my pride.

Jeff: Teachers giving out condoms suggests that kids should be having sex.

Mrs. Kerwin: Ashley, sanity has left the building.

Amy: What does he see in that bloodless freak bag?

Sully: Be careful Jimmy. Although, it is nice of you to date the creepy chicks, leave the hot ones for us.

Rick Murray: One, it’s not your fault Jimmy’s such a control freak. Two, you don’t have to listen to him.

Rick Murray: Let me make one thing clear. I don’t like that tone of voice. It makes me feel stupid, alright?

Rick Murray: Terri, you’re beautiful and smart, and sweet, talented. Can you blame for thinking a guy loves like I do?

Rick Murray: I understand what girl’s night means, Terri. I just don’t see why you need one. So you can talk about me?

Rick Murray: I have a right to education. Look, what I did to Terri last year was horrible. I’m getting therapy. I’ve changed.

Rick Murray: The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. It is the quality of the brave, not the coward.

Rick Murray: When you speak, I listen. You’re my guide.

Rick Murray: They ruined it Emma. They’re life ruiners. Everyone laughing.

Chris: Well unlike my man Slim Shady over there, I actually read it.

Dr. Sally: Being sexually responsible means being prepared. But the best form of protection is abstinence.

Zane: You can only stuff yourself in the closet for so long.

Zane: All this drama because you don't think gay guys can play football.

Miss Oh: Charm doesn't get good grades in my class. Hard work does.

Bianca De Sousa: I expect a junkie's kid to be a little more street smart.

Mrs. Dawes: Sometimes a friendship can crumble under the stress of one person wanting more than the other, but if you can move on, you can probably save that friendship.

Tyler: Pissed? Go on, sucker punch me in the other ear and flee town. That’s your move, isn’t it? Or do you kill and run these days. Because the kid died this time, didn’t he, hero?

Nate: I’ve had more conversations with the janitor than I’ve had with you.

Nate: There isn’t enough antibiotic in the world that would make me kiss you. And that little smooch in the hall the other day. Who knows what I caught from that? Thanks so much.

Hospital person: A chair’s only a prison if you let it be.

Record Manager: This is a buddy slash love story, okay man! it’s not the place for whiney girls impersonating Kate Bush accompanied by Bon Jovi wannabes!

Girl: Oh that makes sense. Peter invited her. He does go for girls like that.

Tim: You’re like my Yoda.

Tim: You see my father thinks acting is a waste of time. What do you think Marco? You know, about acting, about pretending to be someone you’re not?

Tim: When you act, you’re like Pacino. You fool everybody.

Lynus: So I’m a freak, it’s better than being a homo.

Matt Oleander: Extra points for smiling.

Matt Oleander: Okay, see me after class, we’ll have a lesson on respect.

Matt Oleander: Paige I can’t be expected to sign up for this boring routinized life you’ve got.

Jimmy’s dad: You can’t afford to chase these little dreams. The answer is no.

Serena: You made my life hell and the worst part, you don’t remember doing it.

Damien: You can’t just fake this stuff. You either feel it or you don’t. And when you do feel it, it’s like time stops.

Mel: Lexie, if you are so against stripping, then why are you working here?

Mel: I have seen plenty of girls do this. If you go out there, it changes you.