Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Jersey Shore Season 3

Snooki: I have Vinny in the house so maybe I don't need the vibrator.

The Situation: She definitely be Thanksgiving. She has a lot to give... And she's down for a lot of stuffing.

J-Woww: Stick it in one of the let holes and go to bed.

The Situation: Does the situation want to get situated right now?

Snooki: Even though we are tiny bitches, I don't care who you are. I will attack you like a squirrel monkey.

Snooki: Sam, you are such a bitch. I don't even know how you have friends. You are a slutty ass bitch.

Vinny: She is a parasite and I am the host.

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