Annapolis

Failure is a lot better teacher than success.

Before you achieve, you must believe.

Twins: Cause Jake, you're my Mississippi.
Jake Huard: I'm your what?
Twins: People who live in Arkansas, you know what their favorite state is?
Jake Huard: No.
Twins: Mississippi. Cause Mississippi's the only thing that keeps Arkansas from being the worst state in the whole country.
Jake Huard: I'm Mississippi.
Twins: Well you sure as hell ain't California. Listen, Cole and Whitaker are so busy tryin' to run you out they forgot about me. As a matter of fact, they've forgotten about every other plebe in this whole company. That's why I stay in this room Jake. Cause if Mississippi quits, then all of a sudden Arkansas is the worst state in the whole country.

Lt. Commander Burton: Couple kids decided last minute they'd rather have fun at college.

Jake Huard: That's why I gotta get the hell outta here. If I can't find better guys than you, I'm in trouble.

Jake Huard: What kind of father wants his own son to fail?

Jake Huard: Sir, the latitude of Annapolis is 38.58 degrees north. Sir, the first three admirals were Dewey, Porter and Farragut. Sir, I've been in the Navy all my bloomin' life, sir. My mother was a mermaid, my father was King Neptune. Every bone in my body is a spar. And when I spits, I spits tar. I's hard. I is, I am, I are.

Jake Huard: Uh, yeah. I think I might go over to Sir Frankie's and see if there are any escorts around.

Twins: [on "North" Beach diet] Not only am I the president, but I'm also a client.

Estrada: Help is like sex... Take it from whoever and whenever you can get it!