90210: Minor Characters

Jasper: We're soulmates. Know what that means? Soulmates, they're forever.

Brenda: I can almost still hear the chanting: Donna Martin graduates! Donna Martin graduates!

Brenda [to Kelly]: You're never gonna be happy with someone else because you're still in love with Dylan - and you know it! [

Cute Guy from Detention: I saw your big poster out there in the hallway. I take it your going to homecoming with one of the other big posters. You know, you one dimensional creatures normally stick together. It's a good thing.

Catholic School Girl (to Silver): You're the whore from the video... don't take any offense to that.

Donna: The French have Jerry Lewis; the Japanese have Donna Martin.

Sasha: Why do you have a trunk full of porn?!

Jasper: You hear one stupid rumor and you lose faith in me. Well, guess what: I've lost faith in you!

Gia: Step one: stop calling it "this thing."

Dana: Family matters always trickle down to the kids, and one of your kids I gave birth to.

90210: Ivy

That was 10% less awkward than the last Teddy and Navid encounter.

I am so sorry that you're such a sexist ass.

Ivy's mom: If you call me "mom" in public, I'll sock you.

The word is that I got a great guy.

I'm gonna go take a history test, which will be a lot more pleasant than this encounter.

I don't need to play second fiddle to another girl anymore. I've gone on that ride and I'm done.

Maybe because I told her you were one of the hottest new DJs in town and you just spun Rob Pattinson's birthday party.

90210: Multiple Characters

Dixon: This sucks.
Debbie: Dixon, how about a new phrase? Like ‘this bites’ or ‘this blows’? Because you've been saying ‘this sucks’ for the last 1,500 miles.

Dixon: If a dude is cheating on a girl like that, it means he doesn't wanna be with her anymore.
Annie: But she's so beautiful.
Dixon: That doesn't mean she's not a pain in the ass.

Debbie: Eat a pig in a blanket.
Tabitha: What does she mean by that? Is that some sort of Kansas-style vulgarity?

Tabitha Wilson: You wanna help? Go yell at the gardener for parking his crap wagon in my driveway.
Debbie Wilson: Actually, that's our crap wagon, Tabitha.
Tabitha Wilson: Well, then park it around the corner so the neighbors won't notice.

Annie: Oh my God, will you look at this place? It's like the Oscars and everyone is Scarlet Johansson.
Dixon: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Annie: Do you remember what I told you I liked about you the first time we met?
Ethan: That I was frightfully honest.
Annie: Yeah. I'm just wondering what happened to that guy I liked from a couple summers ago. Because this new one is an ass.

Kelly: Doesn't it freak you out that I have a child?
Ryan: Doesn't it freak you out at all that I am a child?

Ryan: Everyone comes with some baggage.
Kelly: I don't really consider my son baggage.

Annie: I am not having sex with Ty Collins.
Naomi: Why not? You should explore the benefits.

Annie: And I told my mom who turned it into an after-school special sex talk.
Silver: What's an after-school special?
Annie: Google it.

Ryan: The old new girl is from Kansas and it just doesn't get any better than that.
Annie: There's no place like home!

Ethan: Gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night?
Naomi: Gonna be staring at fake boobs all night?

Harry: She is having a rough time.
Annie: So is everyone else. It's called high school.

Nina: I hate thongs, they make me feel like someone's thumb stuck is in my ass.
Naomi: You'd certainly know what that feels like, wouldn't you, Nina?

Harry: Thank you for not stabbing her to death with a pencil.
Debbie: If you had scissors on your desk, it would be a different story.

Dixon: Christina came along and she exposed me to some really amazing things. But, I know you hate her.
Silver: Okay, well hate is a very strong word. Loathe and detest, maybe.

Adrianna: There are a lot of deserving people who can't have kids.
Naomi: I know, I saw Juno, too.

Annie: Why is life so full of challenges?
Harry: Because it's life.

Ty: I like the way you enunciate, Ethan.
Ethan: Thank you, Ty. I like the way you wear your jeans just one size too small.

Naomi: Play your cards right and maybe we'll see some along time together.
Liam: That's an oxymoron.

Jen: You've gotta withhold sex to get what you want.
Naomi: What if what you want is sex?

Teddy: I gotta say. I like the way you handle balls.
Silver: The way you say that, it almost sounds sexual.

Navid: Girls never say what they mean.
Dixon: Yeah. They're not dudes. We're very straight-forward.

Navid: I'm a journalist. Journalists don't pull punches.
Adrianna: They also don't attack someone just because he used to date their girlfriend.

Liam: If you like someone and they like you, there's a way around obstacles.
Navid: Like of Dixon went into a rapid aging machine?

Silver: Just a homeless guy?
Teddy: Sorry. I meant an abode-challenged individual

Adrianna: Marilyn never loved and lost Navid.
Naomi: She was pretty torn up over JFK.

Dixon: You a farmer? Your Halloween costume?
Liam: I'm not wearing a costume.

Dixon: This whole relationship can't take place in your apartment.
Sasha: I would go to your place, but you live with your parents. And I'm not sneaking in your apartment, Katie Holmes-style.

Dixon: I wish I got alerts that let me know when crazy girls were approaching.
Teddy: I bet they have an app for that.
Dixon: And I bet it beeps non-stop.

Navid: I'm a tater tot man myself.
Dixon: Dude, you can't say "tater tot" and "man" in the same sentence.

Jasper: Promise when you're a big movie star, you won't forget about me.
Annie: I'll need someone to get me coffee.

Silver: I'm so over the Battle of the Bulge.
Naomi: If you were dating Jamie, you would so not be over the Battle of the Bugle.

Liam: We don't wanna be a couple-couple.
Ivy: So don't Tweet about it, pretty boy.

Navid: Just like the poster says: I'm not a rat. I'm a hero.
Liam: You're an idiot.

Silver: I'd ease up on the lip gloss a little bit.
Naomi: Oh, be quiet, I look fantastic.

Liam: I've been feeling distant from you ever since we got back together. I couldn't figure out what was wrong. Why we weren't connecting. You've been so polite, so unlike the girl I fell for.
Naomi: I just wanted everything to be perfect. I guess somehow that translated into me not being myself.
Liam: Well then you're done with that because the girl I fell for is ballsy, opinionated, and full of herself and today I finally saw her again.

Teddy: Dixon told me the truth. About the dance, Savannah and everything.
Silver: I thought Savannah was a girl. Well obviously she's a girl, but I thought that she was a girl girl, not a sister girl.
Teddy: Well she's a sister girl.

Gia: Pity party check list. First thing we need: sad movies.
Adriana: Okay. The Way We Were, A Walk to Remember, P.S. I Love You, The Notebook...
Gia: No The Notebook, I watched that with Alexa.
Adriana: Love Story?
Gia: Does anyone die?
Adrianna: And she's so young too.
Gia: Perfect.

Dixon: What exactly is a seitan burger?
Silver: It's like a burger, except instead of the burger part, it has seitan.
Dixon: I dunno, it sound to me like you're having a Satan burger.
Silver: Well, it's the best thing you can get for six dollars and sixty six cents.

Naomi: You should actually come with us, the shops are still open for another 20 minutes and I'm still looking for the perfect LGD.
Adrianna: Little gold dress.

Adrianna: Didn't know you were in AA.
Gia: Sort of what the "anonymous" is about.

Mr. Cannon: I'm warning you, I have very high standards.
Naomi: They couldn't be too high or you'd be working in news and not bossing a bunch of wanna be kids around for what, twenty grand a year?

Liam: Suspended from school? Sounds more like a vacation.
Navid: You ever face disappointed Persian parents? My own mother said I urinated on the legacy of my ancestors.

Naomi: You said that was the last place in the world you wanted to be.
Liam: Well, I definitely don't wanna be here.

Laurel: Don't get your panties in a bunch.
Ryan: My panties are very much bunched right now

Ryan: We're getting a little old for vomit and hangovers, aren't we?
Laurel: No, you're never too old for vomit and hangover.

Ryan: I wanna do whatever I can to help raise this baby. Our baby.
Jen: I'll have nannies for that kind of thing.

Dixon: You have the worst taste in music.
Annie: Shut up! I am your Mango!

Naomi: Babe, you sound pitchy.
Adrianna: You sound bitchy!

Silver: It's not that I don't like her. I hate her. Naomi is the Anti-Christ.
Annie: Well, the Anti-Christ didn't trash me in front of half a million people. You did.

Kelly: Hey, kiddo. How was the party?
Silver: Oh, you know. Dreams built up and shattered. Typical night in Hollywood.

Tom Marino: Now I thought the modeling world was not for you.
Silver: Morbid fascination. I was dragged here kicking and screaming.

Adrianna: I wanna be No Drama Adrianna.
Navid: Okay, fine. I'll just be No Sex Navid.

Brenda Walsh: Adrianna, you are a fantastic actress and if you choose to, you're gonna have great success, but there's plenty of time for that. Maybe you should take a little bit of pressure off of yourself right now.
Adrianna: Do you really think I want to end up like you, acting in some tragic theater company directing high school musicals in my spare time? No, thanks.

Dixon: Navid, my friend, I am living the dream.
Navid: Dixon, my friend, you are living a lie.

Dixon: So, Ms. Silver, do you know how to bowl or you know, are you too cool for that kind of thing?
Silver: I'm gonna kick your ass.

Silver: You hit that guy's car, almost got him in trouble, and then he asks you to a game?
Dixon: It's nothing. I've seen guys fist-fight and then five minutes later, they're hanging out.
Silver: That's crazy.
Dixon: Yeah, you know, guys aren't girls. We don't hold grudges. Life is way too short.

Dixon: You are a very strange girl.
Silver: Yeah? Well, I'm a strange girl who's gonna have the most rockingest half-birthday ever. Come on, "Psycho" at a cemetery? Awesomely perfect.

Silver: Do you know I actually almost started believing that guy?
Dixon: Hey, that guy is a pig, but he was right about one thing. You are definitely the most beautiful girl in the room tonight.

Naomi: Please don't blog about my dad's affair.
Silver: You thought my family problems were gossip. Why shouldn't I treat yours the same way?

Ozzie: My friend bet me 50 bucks that I couldn't get you to dance with me. I'll split it with you.
Naomi: I'll give you a hundred to go away now.

Miss Wells: Annie and Ethan, you are married. Annie works, Ethan is a stay-at-home dad.
Ethan: Do I like, have a hobby?
Miss Wells: Your hobby is your child.

Naomi Clark: [to Ethan] Think we can start over?
Ethan Ward: What do you mean?
Naomi Clark: All I know is I miss those two people who went to the zoo and ate cotton candy, and were silly and happy together.
Ethan Ward: So you're saying... you want to get back together?
Naomi Clark: I'm saying take it day by day. See what happens.
Ethan Ward: I can do that.

Kelly Taylor: You know exactly what Beverly Hills people are like.
Harry: Exactly why I moved to Kansas.

Debbie: You had sex?
Harry: You made a movie of it?

Jackie Taylor: [to Kelly] You can imagine my surprise when you called to say you were coming after. Well, how long has it been since our last altercation?
Kelly Taylor: I came to talk about Silver, Mom.
Jackie Taylor: Well, Erin is not here right now. She's staying at a friend's house, Naomi's, I think, or...
Kelly Taylor: Are you kidding me? Is that what you think? She hasn't been staying at a friend's house. She's been sleeping at a shelter.
Jackie Taylor: Well, she told me... oh, how dare you give me that look. I didn't know.
Kelly Taylor: Why is that? Were you too drunk to notice? What is these days, Mom? Alcohol? Or are you back on coke?
Jackie Taylor: Oh, let's go to another meeting together again. Let's hold hands and give it up to our higher power.

Jackie Taylor: Your sister is just leaving, Erin.
Kelly Taylor: Yes, I am, and I am taking her with me.
Jackie Taylor: You have a 4-year-old with nobody to help you unless by some miracle he has decided to come back and act like a dad, and now you want to add a teenager on top of it. Let me tell you, she is no walk in the park.
Kelly Taylor: Well, she's coming to live with me.
[to Silver]
Kelly Taylor: Let's go.
Jackie Taylor: You lied to me and now you're gonna leave me?
Erin Silver: Mom! Stop it, both of you! Mom, I can't take this anymore. I can't just watch you...
Jackie Taylor: [to Silver] Oh, get out! I am tired of both of you.
[Silver runs away]
Kelly Taylor: Good job, Mom.

Kelly Taylor: [about her son] He's only four and he is reading all these words. I'm sure that this is really boring to you.
Ryan Matthews: No, it's your son, it's fascinating. I love kids, you know. I teach kids, I flunk kids, I want to strangle them sometimes.

Kelly Taylor: Silver, how many times have we had a talk about this blog of yours? All it does is cause problems.
Erin Silver: Yeah, well, that's what blogs are supposed to do. Cause problems. You know, you can't make me stop. It's not like it's a school activity or...
Kelly Taylor: Okay, I'm not talking to you as the guidance counselor right now. I am talking to you as your sister.
Erin Silver: Okay, then as my sister, you know what Naomi did and why I hate her.
Kelly Taylor: Yes, but this didn't hurt Naomi. It hurt Annie. Come on, you've got to let go of that anger. It's not doing you any good. You don't want to end up like Mom.

Ryan Matthews: [to Kimberly] Listen, I don't want to assume anything here, but I've been through this with students before, so if you're having any kind of feelings. I'm your teacher, you're my student, and I'm a lot older than you. I mean, I'm not a lot...
Kimberly MacIntyre: Dude, chill. I just didn't want you to catch her stupidity. I heard it's contagious and I hope you didn't think I had a crush on you, because... gross.

Kimberly MacIntyre: [to Ryan] Do you have a girlfriend?
Ryan Matthews: [laughs] That's none of your business.
Kimberly MacIntyre: Are you gay? You seem gay.
Ryan Matthews: Yeah, about as gay as your dad.
Kimberly MacIntyre: My dad's dead.
Ryan Matthews: Hm. Well, I think your dad's about as dead as I am gay.
Kimberly MacIntyre: Touché.

Vampire Diaries: Multiple Characters

Zach: You don't visit, Damon... You appear. Periodically. Reminding me that this isn't my house, that you're only allowing me to live here ... allowing me to live.
Damon: Someone had to mow the lawn.

Caroline: How come you don’t sparkle?
Damon: Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.

Damon: It’s cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.
Stefan: Yes, being a 150 year old teenager’s been the height of my happiness.

Elena: How can you be so arrogant and glib after all that you’ve done?
Damon: How can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glib?

Caroline: What is that? The ‘Hey’s.’ that is two ‘Hey’s.’ Do you have any other words in your vocabulary?
Matt: what’s wrong with ‘Hey’?
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext. You spent the night in my bed. There was cuddling and then you snuck out before dawn so you wouldn’t have to face me which I must say is a total lame guy move that I did not appreciate. Now with the ‘Hey’s.’ Seriously? I mean, I may have been some pathetic insecure mess after the party but do not mistake that for me being a pushover. Because I do not let guys mess with my head anymore.
Matt: I heard your mom in the morning. I didn’t want to get you in trouble so I went out the window.
Caroline: you went out the window. Another lame guy move.
Matt: your mom is the sheriff. And as for the ‘hey’s,’ I’m pretty sure it’s what I said to you every day since first grade. Trying to read something into it, lame girl move.

Tyler: It never is until you become ‘we’ people.
Matt: ‘We’ people?
Tyler: Yeah. ‘We’ can’t make it to the party. ‘We’ll’ never miss a game. ‘We’ don’t like the color red.

Bonnie: I’m proving something to my friend.
Ben: Oh yeah, what’s that?
Bonnie: That you don’t have to sit around and wait for a guy to come up to you.

Matt: Duke’s a douche.
Tyler: Yeah a douche with ten kegs. My new best friend.

Matt: Do you ever get bored of it?
Tyler: Of what?
Matt: Yourself.

Jeremy: Jenna, what’s up?
Jenna: Regret.

Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.

Jeremy: I wake up every day and I feel okay, but there’s something missing. Like a, like a hole. Some people they fit in life or whatever, I don’t.
Anna: So you want a pity turn.
Jeremy: You should turn me because I don’t have anything else.
Anna: Do you know why we turn people. It’s not so we can give a one way ticket out of loner hood. One, we need someone to do our dirty work. Two, revenge. Three, boredom, but you know that never turns out well. And ya know, there’s the obvious one. You love someone so much that you’d do anything to spend eternity with them. I’m sorry but you don’t fit any of those categories yet.

Jeremy: Why does she hate you?
John: We used to sleep together.

Damon: You won. Now nothing can come between you and Elena. Except the truth. The lies catch up to you, the longer you keep lying to yourself about who you are.
Stefan: The beauty of you in there and me out here ... is that I can walk away.

Damon: I'm stronger than you think.
Stefan: You always have been. But you're not stronger than vervain. And you know it. I'm sorry. It didn't have to be this way.

Stefan: They are people, Damon. She's not a puppet, she doesn't exist for your amusement, for you to feed on whenever you want to.
Damon: Sure she does. They all do. They're whatever I want them to be.

Elena: We never go to the texting part.
Bonnie: That's an important part in any relationship.

Stefan: Wherever you go, people die.
Damon: That's a given.

Elena: What happened?
Damon: Katherine happened.

Mason: In my mind, you're 12 years old.
Tyler: That's two years older than the last time you saw me.

Bonnie: When we're alone, I'm gonna take you out.
Damon: You need to stop with the witch's brew. You're starting to believe your own press.

Stefan: How can I play if I don't know the rules?
Katherine: No rules, Stefan. Don't you remember? No rules.

Stefan: I haven't spent 145 years obsessed with you.
Katherine: Based on your choice of women, I'd say otherwise.

Katherine: I came back for you.
Stefan: The problem, Katherine, is that I hate you.
Katherine: That sounds like the beginning of a love story. Not the end of one.

Stefan: Maybe they're ninja turtles. Or zombies. Werewolves.
Damon: This is reality, and there's no such thing as werewolves.

Alaric: You did kill her brother.
Damon: There is a huge asterisk next to that statement: he came back to life.

Stefan: Why are you back in town?
Katherine: Three reasons: you, you, and you.

Mason: I've heard a lot of great things about you.
Damon: Really? That's weird because I'm a dick.

Stefan: They were your friends, they were your family and you sold them out.
Katherine: Without blinking.

Damon: I always pegged you for a lone wolf.
Mason: I'm sure I wasn't half the lady killer you were.

Stefan: I'm starving.
Elena: Spending a day with your jealous ex will do that.

Caroline: You're gonna pretend to be a mother?
Mrs. Forbes: I'll bring my gun if it gets rough.

Katherine: So, here we are: the brother who loved me too much and the only who didn't love me enough.
Damon: And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself.

Katherine: Have I mentioned how inconvenient your obsession for me as been?
Damon: You and me both, honey.

Stefan: I'm sorry.
Damon: About what?
Stefan: About being the guy that made you turn 145 years ago... what I did was selfish. I didn't wanna be alone. Guess I just needed my brother.

Elena: The oldest vampire in the history of time is coming after me?
Damon: We're looking at a solid... maybe.

Rose: Being in love with your brother's girlfriend must be difficult.
Damon: I'm not in love with anyone.
Rose: Wanna try that again?

Kelly Donovan: I love to see a man drown his sorrows, it’s so sexy.
Damon: I prefer to call it nursing my wounds.

Kelly: Take a night off. It’s good for the soul.
Damon: Great for the soul.
Jenna: This is going to end up badly.

Elena: Do you think this is funny?
Damon: Yes, Elena, I find hilarity in the lengths I need to go to to save your life

Damon: You sure you can do that?
Rose: I don't love men that love other women. I think more of myself then that.

Rose: I miss being human.
Damon: Humanity's not all it's cracked up to be.

Elena: We just need answers. Try not to do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid's so much more fun.

John: You guys are drinking vervain.
Damon: It's an acquired taste.

Andie: What do you want, Mr. Tall, Dark and Handsome?
Damon: I'm not that tall.

Tyler: I'm sorry.
Caroline: No. It's too late because we are not friends anymore and what happened to me tonight? That will never happen again. So you take that back to your little werewolf pack and you get the hell out of my house.

Andie: I can't believe you called me. I thought I was being way to forward when I had Jenna give you my number.
Damon: I like a woman who knows what she wants.

Damon: I'm in love with a woman I can never have.
Andie: I knew it. I know how to pick them.

Andie: So why can't you have her? She's with another man I assume.
Damon: Yeah, but that's not the point. The point it, I'm in love with her. It's driving me crazy. I'm out of control.

Andie: You don't trust yourself around her?
Damon: I don't trust myself around anyone, Andie. I'm bad, Andie. I do bad things. I kill people. Don't be afraid. You're ok.

Andie: Why do you kill people?
Damon: Because I like it. It's in my nature too. It's who I am. But then I have to stay together to protect her and she wants me to be the better man which means I can't be who I am. Do you see the problem I'm having, Andie?

Damon: Without a full moon it's not an even fight and you know it. We will take you.
Jules: I'm not so sure about that tough guy.

Stefan: I'm sorry about Rose.
Damon: Whatever, I knew the woman for...five minutes.
Stefan: Well, you cared about her after five minutes though. I wonder what that means?
Damon: It means I care, Stefan. It means I'm changing and evolving into a man capable of greatness.

Damon: You need to stop doing that.
Elena: Doing what?
Damon: Assuming that I'll play the good guy, because it's you who's asking.

Tyler: The Doppleganger?
Stevie: Evil twin shadow person.

Bonnie: Overnight, you turned into this hot guy, who's really hot and...
Jeremy: You think I'm hot?

Stefan: Are you actually gonna be careful for once?
Damon: Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.

Damon: So let me guess--in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe, you need to find this witch burial ground.
Elijah: Because I feel that we've grown so close, Damon, I'll tell you "yes."

Elena: What is she doing here?
Damon: When we killed Elijah, it broke the compulsion and freed the bitch from the tomb.

Elena: You screw up everything, John. Everything you touch just falls apart. But you’re the only parent I have left. So maybe I can learn not to hate you.
Damon: You should be thankful she’s here. She’s keeping me from going for what I really want.
Stefan: You’re right. Thank you for being in love with my girlfriend.

Damon: Wow, I'd love to lend you a hand, but, you know, you wouldn't want me doing anything stupid.
Stefan: You're seriously gonna be like this?
Damon: You and your girlfriend are calling the shots. I'm just... backing off, Stefan.

Stefan: Elena made her decision. She's choosing to trust Elijah. I'm going to put my faith in her.
Damon: Why? She's going to end up dead.
Stefan: Because she put her faith in me. She chose to trust me in spite of what I am. I'm going to bet on somebody's instincts, it's going to be hers.
Damon: Well, then, that makes you the biggest idiot of them all.
Stefan: She chose to trust you, too.
Damon: Then maybe you shouldn't be so sure about her instincts.

Stefan: Look, I know this isn’t the first time you have thought about it, drinking vampire blood to survive and I know I have thought about it a 100 times.
Elena: and before all this with Klaus? Do you think about it then?
Stefan: Of course I did. Look, if it were my choice I would want to be with you forever.
Elena: Why have you never brought it up?
Stefan: Because I knew if it was an option you would have. It’s selfish for me to ask you.
Elena: Didn’t stop Damon.
Stefan: He shouldn’t of done what he did, he did it because he loves you.
Elena: But he did this to me, Stefan. Which means he doesn’t really know what love is and to be honest I don’t know if I do? I’m seventeen years old. How do I know any of this yet? I know that I love you Stefan, I know that but my future, our lives together, those were things I was supposed to do as they came along, I was supposed to grow up, decide if I wanna have kids and start a family, grow old and I was supposed to have a lifetime of it. Now, that’s all gone.
Stefan: It’s ok to say it, please.
Elena: I don’t want to be a vampire, Stefan. I never wanted to be one.

Tyler: You were right. I shouldn't have come home.
Caroline: No, you just...should have never left. And you shouldn't leave again.
Tyler: You're kidding, right? This is the second time I've tried to kill you.
Caroline: Well, no friendship is perfect.

Damon: When Klaus dies, you're going to walk out of here without a scratch and Elena's aunt dies. Somehow you're the only one that wins. How'd that happen?
Katherine: I didn't let love get in the way.
Damon: Enjoy an eternity alone, Katherine.

Stefan: Your blood is the cure.
Klaus: Gotta love mother nature.

Damon: You should have met me in 1864. You'd have liked me.
Elena: I like you now. Just the way you are.

Vampire Diaries: Isobel Peterson

You were supposed to mourn me, and move on.

Forever doesn’t last very long, when you’re human.

Don’t look for any redeeming qualities in me. I don’t have any.

Goodbye Elena. As long as you have a Salvatore on each arm, you’re doomed. Katherine was smart. She got out. But we all know that you’re not Katherine.

I wanted this. I needed this. And I’m going to regret it forever. This was my mistake, not yours. You are not going to remember this. I loved you. I did. And when I think about what I gave up, it hurts. But now your heart is free of me. It’s easier this way. Goodbye Rick.

Vampire DIaries: Minor Characters

Lexie: That’s it, Damon. After a century I’ve realized that death means nothing without you. Do me.

Lexie: But at the end of the day, love really did conquer all.

Lexie: When it’s real, you can’t walk away.

Lexie: You'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever.

Lexie: It's not every day a guy turns 162 years old.

Frederick: Vervain... making it hard to find something to eat in this town.

Pageant contestant: Just because my DUI made my community service mandatory doesn't mean I was any less committed.

Lexie: Well, that's the benefit of knowing someone for over a hundred years. You can just be yourself.

Lexie: The love of my life was human. He went through what I imagine you're going through: denial, anger, etc. But at the end of the day, love really did conquer all.

Mayor: You don’t fight in there like pansies; you take your battles outside and fight like men.

Bree: If you’re not roped, you’re whipped. Just enjoy the ride.

Lexie’s boyfriend: If you want to be with someone forever, you have to live forever.

Ben: You know, you shouldn’t be so desperate. You made it too easy.

Kelly Donovan: Just stop. Stop trying so hard. This thing you’re doing, this nice thing. It’s fake, like you, like your mom. And for some reason Matt fell for it, but that doesn’t mean I will. And I like you. Okay?

Pearl: The keypad is for texting, which you want to do when you want to avoid talking to someone.

Pearl: I have 400 years on you little boy. I’ll rip you from limb to limb and you know it.

Frederick: 145 years left starving in a tomb thanks to Katherine’s infatuation with you and your brother. The first few weeks, every nerve in your body screams with fire, kind of pain that can drive a person mad. Well, I thought your brother might want to get a taste of that before I killed him.

Kelly Donovan: Well I guess ‘dead kid’ rates a special greeting from the mayor.

John: You vampires, you’re so emotional.

Emily: Katherine saved my life once. I owed her. I wouldn’t wish her curse on anyone.

Emily: Even in death, your heart is pure, Stefan. I sense that about you. That would be a curse.

Rose: I'm a vampire. I haven't had a cold in five centuries.

Andie [to Damon]: Love does that Damon. It changes us.

Andie: You can booty call me anytime you want.

Jules: I'll tell you the only sure that exists. Take a stake and drive it through her heart.

Jules: We live by a code of loyalty. We take care of each other. It's my duty and honor to help you. Please let me.

Brady [to Tyler]: They're the enemy. And if they break that curse, all of us are as good as dead.

Elijah: If you so as much make a move to cross me, I'll kill you and kill everyone in this house.

Journal entry: I saw the vampire who killed me. I recognized him. It was Stefan Salvatore.

Elijah: I don't really pursue younger women. It's a joke, Ric. Lighten up.

Elijah: The problem, Damon...you talk a good game but you don't actually know anything. She'll never forgive you. And never for a vampire...it's a very long time.

John: (voiceover, in his letter to Elena) Elena, it's no easy task being an ordinary parent to an extraordinary child. I failed in that task. And because of my prejudices, I failed you. I'm haunted by how things might have played out differently if I'd been more willing to hear your side of things. For me, it's the end. For you, a chance to grow old and someday do better with your own child than I did with mine. It's for that child that I give you my ring. I don't ask for your forgiveness or for you to forget. I ask only that you believe this. Whether you are now reading this as a human or as a vampire, I love you all the same. As I've always loved you, and always will. John.

Klaus [to Stefan]: You are just shy of useless.

Klaus: I could have compelled her to behave, but a real ripper enjoys the hunt.

Vampire Diaries: Alaric Saltzman

Did you know that your old teacher had a ‘jackass’ file. No joke. Typed on the label. It’s a list of trouble makers in it, but really it’s just an opus, to you.

You look like a full-grown, alpha male douchebag.

[voiceover]: I found one, after years of research and study. There it was right in front of me. I was terrified. As I stared it into its eyes, I drove a stake into its heart. I was right about Mystic Falls, there is evil here. I can sense it, feel it, it’s everywhere.

First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.

Losing someone you love so suddenly, the trauma and the grief, there some of the tougher things you’ll face in life.

That’s the hard part, not knowing.

Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real boss.

Hell, you’re a dick and you kill people but I still see something in you.

That Elijah is one scary dude, but with nice hair.

Give me your glass. Neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.