Tuesday, May 25, 2010

90210: Ivy

That was 10% less awkward than the last Teddy and Navid encounter.

I am so sorry that you're such a sexist ass.

Ivy's mom: If you call me "mom" in public, I'll sock you.

The word is that I got a great guy.

I'm gonna go take a history test, which will be a lot more pleasant than this encounter.

I don't need to play second fiddle to another girl anymore. I've gone on that ride and I'm done.

Maybe because I told her you were one of the hottest new DJs in town and you just spun Rob Pattinson's birthday party.

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