Did you know that your old teacher had a ‘jackass’ file. No joke. Typed on the label. It’s a list of trouble makers in it, but really it’s just an opus, to you.
You look like a full-grown, alpha male douchebag.
[voiceover]: I found one, after years of research and study. There it was right in front of me. I was terrified. As I stared it into its eyes, I drove a stake into its heart. I was right about Mystic Falls, there is evil here. I can sense it, feel it, it’s everywhere.
First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.
Losing someone you love so suddenly, the trauma and the grief, there some of the tougher things you’ll face in life.
That’s the hard part, not knowing.
Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real boss.
Hell, you’re a dick and you kill people but I still see something in you.
That Elijah is one scary dude, but with nice hair.
Give me your glass. Neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.
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