Sons of Anarchy

Prospect: Jesus Christ, that man shits more than a grizzly man, that ain’t human.

Opie: When you’re on Clay’s payroll, everything in your hand is a power tool.

Clay: Only two things feel good in the joint, and that’s jerkin’ off and thinkin’ about all the shit you’re gonna do when you get out.

Gemma: Trust me, nothing I say to that crank whore is going to make her feel loved.

Gemma: Dear God, thank you for saving this boy from his murderous junkie mom who cared more about a forty dollar rush than she did her own flesh and blood.

Jax: Brains before Bullets.

Clay: Path of least resistance is always best.

Prospect: It’s really bad karma digging up a grave.

Hale: Anger clouds judgment. It makes us do things we end up regretting, things we can never take back.

Gemma: The only thing worse than everyone knowing is no one knowing.

Jax: The true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind. The solution is always an equal mix of might and right.

Gemma: He’s a ten-day old kid, he needs to be protected.

Prospect: Hey I gotta admit, Clay’s old lady gives me serious M.I.L.F. Chubby.

Gemma: Beretta’s not an old tampon. You don’t just forget it’s in your bag.

Jax: Don’t ever sit on another man’s bike, asshole.

Bobby: A little respect for the fairer sex.

Tig: You fed crystal to a killer Doberman, are you retarded?

Tig: I wanna dunk my balls in your mouth. You’re gonna gag, I’m gonna laugh. We’ll be best friends forever.

Jax: Anarchism stands for the liberation of the human mind from the dominion of religion, the liberation of the human body from the dominion of property, liberation from the shackles and the restraint of government; it stands for a social order based on the free grouping of individuals.

John Teller: First time I read Emma Goldman wasn't in a book. I was sixteen, hiking near the Nevada border. The quote was painted on a wall in red. When I saw those words it was like someone ripped them from the inside of my head. The concept was pure, simple, true, it inspired me, led a rebellious fire, but ultimately I learned the lesson that Goldman, Prudot and the others learned. That true freedom requires sacrifice and pain. Most human beings only think they want freedom. In truth they yearn for the bondage of social order, rigid laws, materialism, the only freedom man really wants, is the freedom to become comfortable.

Cherry: See, good old ladies, they can make or break a club.

Jax: Brothers don’t turn on each other. He did the time, it’s what we do. Opie will never walk away from the club, we both know that, he’s like me, it’s all we know. It’s in our DNA, and if you keep pulling him in the other direction… we’re not the glue Donna, you are.

Gemma: Seniors are all compulsive gamblers, triples our raffle dollars. God Bless Social Security.

ATF Stahl: Tattoos and chivalry, delicious combination.

Clay: What did you do?
Gemma: Same thing you did, nailed some little tart from Nevada.
Clay: All the shit I got coming outta my ears and you go and do this.
Gemma: You should have thought of that before your dick went on a cheerleader hunt.
Clay: I didn't ask her to come here.
Gemma: But she's here.
Clay: Well that's not my fault.
Gemma: And it's not my pussy.

Gemma: If you so much as flash a pretty grin at him, I will shove my foot so far up your bony ass, your cup size will double.

Jax: Do they teach you how to suck a dick in ATF School?

Gemma: Somebody hurts your baby, you never get over it.

Gemma: Bad shit happens to greedy whores.

Unser: Jesus Christ, can you at least pretend that I’m a cop sometimes.

Gemma: You’ve got two choices Tigger, tackle me or tag along.

ATF Stahl: you’re the only that got this ball rollin’ Sparky. You want to play in my backyard or the cow pastures?

Gemma: Jesus is just a guy who cuts my lawn.

Gemma: No truth, no pussy.

Gemma: You love the man. You learn to love the club. You can do that, there’s no truth you can’t handle.

Prospect: It’s actually a crystal ball. Glass means you can see the future of my penis.

Bobby: My point is she's a pornstar, you've got to hit it.

Father Francis: God forgives absolutely. We're the ones who usually can't.

Gemma: Love don't mean shit. Men need to own their pussy. His has been violated. He'll find another. It's what they do.

Tara: Perfect. Serving hand jobs for dessert.

Tara: Trust me, if I keep hanging out with this family, I may be sucking cock to pay my bills, too.

Jax: Porn is a legitimate business.

Stahl: I always thought you were too damn pretty to be a killer.

Prospect: I can feel it. It wants to heal me. It's cool and warm. It's corm... coooorm.