Gossip Girl: Jenny Humphrey

Sophisticated girls with a bit of edge, and who can afford a high-end product. I know these girls and their style because I'm their peer, and that's what makes me unique as a designer.

Even you should know that jealousy clashes with L.L. Bean pants!

The only human contact that you don't pay for is the people in this house.

Yeah, when you were 16 you were in love with Serena, and everyone thought it was adorable.

The sound of your own voice annoying you?

Tell Serena again. Without the pregnancy scare in a quiet, without a distraction kind of way. But, then again, what do I know about romance or anything else?

I don't see what we need Blair for, I mean, don't you read Gossip Girl? Extortion's what I do. All day.

Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice.

It's just ... whenever I'm alone I can't not think of the other night, you know? It's just, you're the only one who gets what I'm going through right now.

The grilled cheese with truffles is really good, by the way!

I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable.

I'm a virgin. I just wanted you to know, in case ... I just wanted you to know.

Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would you take romantic advice from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?

You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help you for once.

If we wanted to have sex, we'd just go to a hotel.

I wouldn't have had to do it if it weren't for your smear campaign against me.

You know I have first dibs on designer everything.

So, what, you hate me, but you've been pretending to be my friend the whole time?

He gave six girls from Nightingale gonorrhea of the throat last year.

Don't look now, but those are the JV mean girls.

Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons.

You know you really put yourself on the radar tonight. Better not make that mistake again or you'll pay for real.

Goodbye, Jenny from Brooklyn.

Have I not impressed upon you how important tomorrow night is? It's my debut in society. I have to be perfect, and that means having the perfect escort.

Everyone gets egged on Halloween.

There is no more hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No more Nairtinis, no more headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!

The only human contact that you don't pay for is the people in this house.

Do you know how many types of jam they have there?

Do you want me to overnight you a red tie from Bluefly?

I'm not Little J anymore.

Oh my God, wait, do you have a crush on me or something? Don't be embarrassed, it's totally understandable, and not that unexpected actually. I'm flattered, it's just, my heart belongs to Asher. I've gotta go, but text me, okay?

He's a dog-walker. I need a king, not a jester.

Their name is Smith, you don't have to be original.

He'd probably go anywhere with you. Except maybe the Ice Capades because that really freaked him out when he was five.

The Humphrey men do casual Friday everyday.

Dad, you could just tell me I look nice, instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time.